62: Mr. Hayano looks like a deceitful person

"Samurai's Duel...... It's a Japanese version. An Zeliang sighed.

Because in Japan, sexual harassment is punishable by imprisonment, ranging from one to three years. But if you beat each other, you will generally only be detained for a few days, and then lose some money and be done.

In this way, the choice of simulated personality is indeed very correct.

Moreover, because I know what part of the human body is particularly painful in the simulation, it can still constitute a serious injury detection. In this way, you only need to lose a little money, and if you are detained for a day, you can get a mouthful of nausea, and you can also enjoy your body and mind, and you will not lose money directly.

Then.

The simulation continues.

[You started testing men's portable sexual devices, and you posted a lot of test videos on YouTube]

[At first, not many people watched your evaluation, but because of your persistent evaluation and your evaluation has been very detailed, your video gradually became popular and gradually received rave reviews]

[When you test men's portable sexual devices, you will also tell fans that ordinary people are divided into three gears: large, extra-large and super large, and these three different groups of people are suitable for portable sexual devices with different scales]

[Only if you use the right type will you be comfortable, and if you use the wrong type, you will be very uncomfortable]

[Netizens think your words are very reasonable, and according to your evaluation, they found out what grade they belong to, and then bought suitable props to use]

[As expected, your video has exploded again with rave reviews]

[At the same time, some netizens are curious about what gear you are? You answer them and say that you are invincible tuba, belonging to the fourth gear specification, far beyond ordinary people]

[Netizens naturally don't believe your words, and some netizens leave a message that you are bragging, so that you can put away your humble self-esteem]

[You are very unhappy, in order to prove that you are not lying, you then found the most authoritative hospital in Tokyo, spent a lot of money, and asked the male female doctor in it to give you a physical examination and issued a detailed physical examination report]

Seeing this plot, An Zeliang couldn't help complaining: "This maverick behavior is really different." ”

Would a normal person do such a thing?

Probably not, right?

It feels a bit outrageous.

But I don't know why, An Zeliang also wants to see the attitude of netizens after the physical examination report is revealed.

[After you finished the physical examination, you made an appointment with the female doctor for a night]

[The next day, you sent your physical examination report to YouTube, and netizens were silent when they saw the twentycm length shown on the authoritative report]

[Some netizens don't believe it, you asked her to watch it offline, and then you her]

[After that, there were invitations from many female netizens in the background of your social account, and you didn't refuse to come, and you specially dyed a yellow hair for this]

[After dyeing this layer of yellow hair, you are no longer a mortal, and the pure love of the world can no longer be contaminated with half a point]

[You look at yourself dyed with yellow hair in the mirror, and there are words in your mouth]

[Since then, you have started a different life as an Internet celebrity, and you have tested more daily necessities with many dates, both men and women]

[Your popularity in YouTube is also getting higher and higher, and you were even evaluated as the most kind of man in Japan for a time]

"Isn't this maverick route, what stands up wrong?" An Zeliang couldn't help but complain.

It turns out that the meaning of being different, is that what it means?

What does noble behavior mean to help teenagers educate science?

Outrageous!

Outrageous!

[After you came to the school, Mr. Hayano suddenly called you to an unmanned office and asked if you had posted a video on YouTube]

[You are a little confused, how could Mr. Hayano know such a thing? 】

[Mr. Hayano replied that he just accidentally swiped it, and then saw your photo in the evaluation video, and found you]

[You ask Mr. Hayano how is your assessment video?] How do props work? Mr. Hayano thought about it and said, it's not bad...... But soon, Mr. Hayano came back to his senses and said with a red face that he should not go off-topic! 】

[Mr. Hayano admonishes you not to study hard and study some strange things all day long, which is not what a student should do]

[You tell Mr. Hayano that you are helping the public to distinguish the authenticity and comfort of some props, which can save many people a lot of money, and you are not wasting time]

[Teacher Hayano thought about it and felt that it made sense, because she bought a lot of high-quality props through your evaluation video, and spent a lot less money]

[Mr. Hayano came back to his senses again and seriously admonished you, as a student, you should not make this kind of video]

[In the end, you promised the teacher to take her to play games after school, and Mr. Hayano let you go]

[When you came to Hayano-sensei's house, you realized that Hayano-sensei really asked you to take her to play games]

[You sigh that Mr. Hayano is really innocent, and the game addiction is very big.] As long as she sees the NPC in the game calling for help, she will go crazy to save the NPC]

"Mr. Hayano, he's really a pervert." An Zeliang complained.

It should be said that the ones who can brush up on the evaluation video are not simple characters.

But.

How do you feel that Mr. Hayano is very deceiving?

NPCs have to charge money when they call for help!

After pondering for a moment, the simulation continued.

[Your evaluation video is becoming more and more popular, and you seem to have become a big Internet celebrity at home and abroad]

[One year later]

[In the evening, you took a female Internet celebrity to eat barbecue, you ordered a lot of oysters, and after eating, they went to the hotel together]

[The next day, you are about to take the subway to school, and suddenly you feel a little sick in your stomach, which may be the reason why you ate too many oysters last night and drank alcohol]

[You look at the crowd around you, you bet it's just a fart]

[However, you lost the bet]

[And it was a mess]

[On that day, the entire carriage fell into a nightmare that was unforgettable for many years]

[End of this simulation]

“!!?”

An Zeliang's eyes widened slightly, revealing a shocked expression.

This guy ......

Meanwhile.

Mock settlement has also begun.