848, "Jade Goddess Gong"

"Your Majesty! The Khitan sent an envoy to send a war letter, saying that he was going to invade my Hetao situation in the near future! ”

"Humph! Yelu Abaoji is really invasive, send him the city, sign an agreement, why do you want to invade my realm again? ”

"Your Majesty! Maybe Yelu Abaoji is still haunted by what happened last time! ”

"You mean that the princess is not married and cannot be married? Hum! He's borrowing the topic to play! The princess doesn't want to marry humiliating, what can I do as a royal brother? That's it! The so-called 'raising soldiers for a thousand days, using them for a while', 'soldiers will block, water will flood', what is there to fear? ”

"Your Majesty! The Khitan soldiers are strong and strong, with millions of soldiers, I am afraid that I will be difficult to resist! ”

"No more nonsense! Immediately convene hundreds of civil and military officials to discuss the matter. ”

"Yes! The minions obeyed. ”

After speaking, Chen Tianzhong, the prime minister of Zuo, walked out of the Zichen Palace.

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"I miss you again, where are you?

Without you, I'm really lonely. My heart was so flustered and filled with fear.

Without you, I'm really at a loss, and it's like losing my soul all day. ”

Tianshui County, under Maiji Mountain, green mountains and green waters, clouds and mist, like a fairyland on earth. On the red horse, the white-clothed female princess Cheng Yuanyuan looked up at the clouds and mountains here, and there was an indescribable wonderful taste in her heart. But she always felt as if she was missing something, and she didn't want to miss the water and mountains here. If your beloved is not by your side, everything will seem overshadowed, everything will seem meaningless, it will really seem boring, boring, boring.

"Welcome to my Immortal Valley!"

A string of crisp bells suddenly reached Princess Wanhua's ears, and she hurriedly looked up, only to see a woman in colorful clothes sitting on the top of the mountain peak smiling at her. The shout just now was made by her from a high place.

"Miss! Is this the fairyland fairy valley on earth? Cheng Yuanyuan's question also fluttered back and forth in this valley like a silver bell.

"Yes! This is the Valley of the Immortals, the place where I sit is the Immortal Cliff, and I am the owner of the Valley of the Immortals, the 'Easy Fairy'! ”

"Humph! What a 'carefree fairy', I don't think you can go anywhere! "A white-haired fairy girl suddenly came like the wind, and landed in front of the saddle of Princess Wanhua under the fairy cliff.

Besides, the "Easy Fairy" on the fairy cliff was so angry by this sudden mockery that he kicked up and stood up, floated down the cliff, and fell straight between the white-haired fairy girl and the princess of Wanhua.

"Old witch! What are you talking about, girl? ”

"Hahaha! Little girl! You're still young! I'm not an old witch, you should call me grandma. For I am in my seventies. ”

"Oh! I can't see it, I thought you were a white-haired fairy girl, but I didn't expect you to be an old guy! "Easy Fairy" Lu Tianxiang couldn't help but sneer.

"Presumptuous! You are so young that you dare to speak wildly. Do you know who I am? ”

"Aren't you just the white-haired old witch from the Tianshan Mountains?" Lu Tianxiang said unequivocally.

"Could it be that you are the 'Tianshan Tong Grandma' Tong Kexin's senior?" Princess Wanhua couldn't help but ask.

At this time, the white-haired witch looked at Princess Wanhua and said, "What? You've heard of me too? ”

Hearing the white-haired fairy girl ask such a question, Cheng Yuanyuan immediately stepped off the saddle, leaned over and knelt down and said, "The master is above, please accept the apprentice's grandson!" ”

"May I ask the girl, ...... you?"

"I am the apprentice of Feiyun Daogu of Qingcheng Mountain, and I have often heard the master mention you."

"Oh! Excuse me! Excuse me! Then you must be Princess Wanhua Cheng Yuanyuan. ”

"Grandma! I am Cheng Yuanyuan. ”

"Roar! Exultation! Exultation! "Easy Fairy" couldn't help but say humorously: "I didn't expect the world-famous 'Tianshan Tong Grandma' and Princess Wanhua to recognize each other here, and I have a story in this fairy valley!" ”

"Little girl! Don't be so complacent, one day, you will also be trapped by love, and you will end up with gray hair and old and no longer so carefree. ”

"Old witch! Don't curse me, I will always be the mistress of the Valley of the Immortals, and the 'Easy Fairy' is me! ”

"Humph! Hum! Hum! The white-haired witch couldn't help sneering: "Don't look at how you look like a flower now, no matter how handsome you look, can you never sleep naked with a man for the rest of your life?" Don't you get old one day? ”

"Phew! Bah! Bah! The fairy spat and said angrily, "Why can't you?" I live a fairy life every day, without desires and desires! Old witch! You say me, what about you? Can you sleep with a man without stripping naked for the rest of your life? Aren't you getting old? ”

"Humph! Little dolls! You don't know how good my aunt and my are. To tell you the truth, what I practice is the Jade Goddess Gong. Although I am now in my seventies, I am still delicate, smooth-skinned, and have never broken my body. Don't believe me, take it off for you to see! ”

"Gegege!" "Easy Fairy" couldn't help but smile forward and backward, golden light, almost laughed, finally suppressed the smile, and said: "It turns out that you are still an old virgin, the fairy admires!" Admire! But you're not a hero, aren't you wasting your resources in vain? ”

"Shut up! You are not allowed to insult my grandmother again! Cheng Yuanyuan couldn't help but scold.

"What? Princess of Ten Thousand Flowers! Don't you think your grandmother is wasting her youth? Do you want to learn from your grandmother and never look for a man for the rest of your life? ”

"I ......" Cheng Yuanyuan was speechless for a while when asked.

"Don't say anything! Grandma, I want to tell you two that none of men are good things, they are all selfish and unscrupulous lovers. So I'm going to take the two of you and practice the Jade Goddess Gong with me. Do you two say yes? ”

"This ......" Cheng Yuanyuan looked a little hesitant. And the "Easy Fairy" said happily: "Are you really willing to teach us the Jade Goddess Skill? ”

"As long as you wish, I will pass on to you everything I have learned in my life. I want you all to know, 'The Jade Goddess Gong is the only one.' 'What bullshit Shaolin Tongzi Gong and Yin Yang Dafa, it's all fucking rubbish!' I want the old abbot of Shaolin, the Yin and Yang sect master, as well as Yuxuan Zhenren and Jingmei Lao Dao all defeated in my crotch. ”

"Ahh ......" At this time, Princess Wanhua heard what "Tianshan Tong Ma" said, and saw her as if she had a hateful expression, she couldn't help but feel a little scared in her heart. The every move of "Tianshan Tong's grandmother" seemed to let her see a pervert venting his grievances for many years, and at that time, the world's martial arts will fall into a bloody chaos again.

"Old-timers! Is the Jade Goddess Gong really so powerful? Lu Tianxiang asked in disbelief.

"Is that still fake? If you don't believe it, let those four old guys try it with me, and I'll tear them apart by seven or eight halves! ”

"Wow - tear seven, eight and a half!" "Easy Fairy" pretended to be surprised and exclaimed: "Then isn't this jade goddess skill a shrew magic skill!?" Isn't it scary to tear people up seven, eight, and a half? ”

"Yes! It's scary, it will make your legs weak and you can't open your eyes! ”

"That's wow! Wow! I'm willing to learn! I'm willing to learn! As he spoke, the fairy knelt down, leaned over and bowed, "Master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship!" ”

"What? So soon you will accept me as a teacher? But the princess still calls me grandma! Why did you grow up so shamelessly? ”

"Nope! No! That's not what the futile means. I mean, master, you still look so young, it's better to call you a master than to call a master. That's why the princess and I both called you master, anyway, you taught us the skills of the Jade Goddess. ”

"Easy Fairy" said this, but Princess Wanhua couldn't hold her breath and said: "If you want to worship the teacher, why bother with me?" Anyway, I have quit the rivers and lakes, and I don't want to ask about the martial arts in the rivers and lakes anymore, let alone apprentice, and I don't want to learn any jade goddess skills! Grandma! You just let the apprentice go this time! ”

Seeing that Princess Wanhua was resolute and begged for each other, "Tianshan Tong" couldn't help but sigh and said: "Actually, I can't bear to let you stay by my side all the time and miss your youth, and I also know who you are going to find Princess." Horses of courses! Since you don't want to learn the Jade Goddess Skill from me, then you can go! ”

"Grandma! Please forgive the apprentice for being unfilial, I can't serve the teacher's grandmother, you take care! Princess Wanhua bowed three times to the "Tianshan Tong" and resolutely went to Masi.

Since then, the "Tianshan Tong Grandma" has really accepted the "Easy Fairy" as a disciple and disappeared between the misty fairy valleys. It is said that the master and apprentice never appeared in the Immortal Valley again, and no one knows where their master and apprentice went. No one knows what their so-called "Jade Goddess Gong" looks like?

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