Pretending to be forced is actually a vice.

But this vice is addictive and makes those who are not used to pretending to try it.

Su Ze once fantasized that if he could use his capital to pretend to be like those protagonists one day and shock others fiercely, it would definitely be a very cool experience.

yes, who wouldn't?

Therefore, Su Ze began to foreshadow now, and he was foreshadowing between the lines of his words.

Let the woman in front of her with a second-hand famous brand subconsciously think that he is a poor ghost.

As long as the other party's subconscious cognition is clearer.

Then Su Ze will be more and more cool when he slaps his face in the future!

Aren't all the routines in the online article like this?

Expect!

Su Ze was looking forward to it at this time!

Looking forward to what kind of expression the other party will have when he shows his professional identity and deposits.

Will you be disappointed?

You'll regret it, right?

At the very least, there will certainly be a bit of panic.

Then apologize for your previous words and actions!

But by then, the apology would have been useless.

"Well, that's good, sure enough, the cool plot in the online text routine is really exciting."

Su Ze was already a little unable to sit still now.

But he judged it based on his years of experience in reading online articles.

This is not the time for a showdown, because the emotion is not enough to press, it is like a spring, the greater the downward pressure, the greater the elasticity when it will rebound.

"A salary of five thousand a month, hehe, the fruit seller downstairs can earn eight thousand a month, I don't know if you have heard of such a sentence, a man's income does not exceed 30,000 a month, and that is no different from a disabled person." The woman was high up, looking at Su Ze's eyes always mixed with disgust, as if a poor man like Su Ze had no qualifications to sit at the same table with him.

But despite her disgust, she still had to pretend to be a saint, teaching Su Ze how to behave, and reminding Su Ze what he must and can't do as a man.

"How much is your monthly salary?"

Su Ze smiled, after all, he didn't plan to go on a blind date with the other party at all, so he didn't care what the other party's attitude was.

Even he was very satisfied with the other party's performance.

Go on!

It's a little more excessive, so that it will be more refreshing to slap yourself in the face later!

Yes, that's right, at this time, Su Ze's heart was shouting: Let the storm come more violently!

"My salary is two thousand and a half a month!"

The woman replied quickly, as if he were talking not about two thousand five, but twenty-five thousand.

Even when many people say their 25,000 salary, they can't say that she has such momentum.

It was already obvious what she meant.

Even if I only have two thousand five a month, it doesn't prevent me from despising you for five thousand a month.

Don't ask, ask is that I have other advantages!

"Oh, quite a lot."

Su Ze suddenly didn't know what to say, so he casually said a perfunctory word.

However, it was his perfunctory tone that made the other party a little fried.

Quite a lot??

What do you mean?

Whoever changes two thousand and five will definitely feel that it is not much, or even very little.

But the man in front of him actually said a lot.

What does he mean by that?

Are you mocking yourself?

The indifferent tone, and the kind of nonchalant eyes......

That's right, that's a mockery!

"Do you know what brand my bag is?"

The woman suddenly picked up the bag in her hand, and a sense of disdain suddenly appeared on her face, she was sure that Su Ze would not recognize this bag.

This is a disgrace of change of direction.

"Isn't this a donkey bag, I've seen it."

Su Ze replied lightly.

He hadn't bought this LV bag, not because he couldn't afford it, but because he personally didn't like to wear a bag very much, but the last time he went to Zhou Suyi's house, he saw several of them in Zhou Suyi's room.

It's quite expensive, tens of thousands, tens of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands.

"Donkey bag?"

The woman was immediately laughed at Su Ze's answer.

She knew that Su Ze had definitely never seen the world, and she didn't know about this bag, but she really didn't expect Su Ze to casually say a name in order to save face.

"Do you know how much my bag costs?"

The woman sneered disdainfully, and then continued to speak: "You have to work for at least three years to afford it, and you still don't eat or drink." ”

At this time, she looked at Su Ze's eyes, which was naked disdain.

almost pointed at Su Ze and scolded the poor.

……

Because there were no people in the café at this time, and this kind of place was relatively quiet, they could hear the conversation between Su Ze and the woman very clearly at this time.

And.

The woman probably planned to use this to humiliate Su Ze, and she deliberately said it louder when she spoke.

"Grass, isn't it just a broken LV, what are you pretending!"

The posture suddenly felt a little unhappy, although it was not him who was humiliated, but he was empathizing.

If this kind of thing had been put on me, I would have flipped the table a long time ago.

I don't know how Su Ze can bear it, and he can still talk to this woman here for so long.

"LV's bag is indeed not cheap, but the one she took was the inferior promotional model of the year before last, and after LV officially issued an apology statement, the price of that bag immediately dropped to three or four thousand yuan, and I can't find the one in my house." PDD suddenly said at this time, after all, there is a person in his family who likes to buy bags, so he also knows something about this brand of bags.

"Three or four thousand yuan is not cheap, I am reluctant to buy such an expensive bag." Da Sima suddenly interjected at this time, for him, a barbecue of 200 yuan is the sky, and a bag of more than 300 yuan is a sky-high price, it is really a batch of picks!

"The main thing is that she is too capable of pretending, why doesn't Su Ze fan her, get up and fan her!" Letme was a little anxious at this time, glanced at the barrage, and then said to the people in the live broadcast room: "Agree with KOz to slap her button 1, and disagree with her eyeballs." ”

Of course, the people in the live broadcast room couldn't hear Su Ze and the two talking.

But the posture is explained throughout the whole process, which leads to the whole process The people in the live broadcast room are also very clear, after all, the woman is not only talking, but also cooperating with various actions and demeanors, and the people in the live broadcast room are very angry, and they are all letting the gesture blow up their addresses.

It's time to come to the rhythm of offline gank!

“111111111”

"This woman is too capable of pretending, she dislikes others with a monthly salary of 2,005 and 5,000, and she is especially teaching others to be a man there!"

"What's it called? This is called Puxin Girl, who is obviously very ordinary but is confident in honey, feels that her conditions are invincible, and feels that she can join a wealthy family, in fact, a monthly income of 5,000 is already beating 60% of the people in the country. ”

"It's a pity, this woman chose the wrong person, vampires are not easy to bully, and people's live broadcast contracts are millions of annual salaries!"

"Sit back and wait for the vampire to slap your face, this wave of pure urban cool plot!!"

The audience in the live broadcast room was furious.

They all agreed that the woman was really pretending to be too much.

But they knew very well in their hearts that Su Ze would definitely slap his face and go back later.

So the sense of anticipation came up all of a sudden.

Watching the popularity of the live broadcast room continue to rise, watching the barrage in the live broadcast room surging wildly, he couldn't help but smile: "Damn, I don't usually have so many people watching the live broadcast, why do you broadcast so many people on a blind date??" ”

It's very unexpected, and the gesture thinks that I will be a blind date type anchor in the future.

……

"Aunt Chen didn't tell you about my conditions?"

The woman saw that Su Ze was a little oily and salty, and suddenly had a feeling that she wanted to enlarge her moves.

She felt that Su Ze didn't take her seriously at all, so she was very unhappy in her heart.

What is a monthly salary of 5,000 in this??

still looks indifferent, who is this pretending to be?

"I didn't say that, but I didn't ask."

Su Ze shook his head and said.

"Huh!"

The woman snorted coldly again, and then asked a little impatiently: "You don't have a house, you still drive a low-end car like Mazda, although you look okay, what's the use of this, I don't know which blind woman will be with a man like you." ”

She was in a hurry, after this wave of matchmaking, Su Ze, who didn't get in the oil and salt, made her anxious.

In fact, Su Ze planned to add fuel and vinegar to himself, and then create an opportunity for himself to pretend.

But what I didn't expect was that the other party didn't seem to need his oil and vinegar at all.

That's what the other party is here to humiliate him.

emmmm, good, very good.

"I think if you are together, you can work together in the future, if you want to take the opportunity to get rich overnight, then you think it is too beautiful, the poor can't give you this opportunity, and the rich won't give you this opportunity." Su Ze was still so indifferent, the other party's verbal attack fell on him, like a fist falling on cotton, and it couldn't cause a trace of damage at all.

And just after his words came out, the woman was completely fried!

Take advantage of the opportunity to get rich overnight......

That's a very special image.

And, isn't that what she's talking about?

Many times when you scold others for being ugly, whether others are angry or not has little to do with the way you scold, but has something to do with whether the other person is ugly or not.

"You!!"

The woman suddenly stood up, and she was very angry, very angry.

From the moment she sat down, the man in front of her looked indifferent from beginning to end.

Why?

You're just a low-grade person with a monthly income of more than 5,000, how can you have such self-confidence??

"Rubbish!"

The woman scolded suddenly, she couldn't hold back any longer, and quickly added: "Just a waste man like you, I really don't know where you got the confidence to sit here on a blind date, and you deserve to be single!" ”

Scolded!

Why is this being scolded?

Su Ze was suddenly a little confused, he thought to himself that he didn't seem to say anything, why was he scolded?

"No, according to the normal rhythm, she shouldn't be scolded so quickly, why didn't she pretend all of a sudden?" Su Ze was very puzzled, he was still thinking about how to pretend to be forced later, and he even felt that he had a good rhythm.

I just don't know why the other party suddenly blew up.

Could it be that something went wrong?

"My bag is worth 200,000 yuan, my necklace is worth 50,000 yuan, my shoes, my clothes, which one is not more than 10,000 yuan?"

The woman was so angry, she hated Su Ze's indifferent attitude very, very much, so she followed and pointed at Su Ze: "You said that you earn 5,000 yuan a month, why are you sitting here on a blind date with me?" What qualifications do you have? Hehe, waste. ”

Refreshing!

After the woman said this, her heart suddenly felt refreshed.

She usually likes to scold people like this on the Internet, especially when she sees that the other party does not enter the oil and salt, she will subconsciously scold directly, and even attack all kinds of life.

Originally, she didn't want to scold, after all, this was a blind date.

But helplessly, she couldn't gain the slightest sense of superiority from Su Ze at all.

No matter what she said, Su Ze had such an indifferent attitude.

It's really infuriating!

It's like those hard-mouthed people on the Internet, which makes her angry and fried.

So she decided not to put up with it anymore.

"The stalls on your body should only add up to a hundred yuan, right?"

"Do you know why you don't have a girlfriend?"

"What kind of woman would be a poor ghost like you?"

"Hehe, maybe you don't realize where you are bad now, people are still a little self-aware."

The woman continued, but Su Ze was watching a performance.

With coffee in his hand, he listened to her as he drank it, like the calm before a storm.

At the same time, the gesture they directly exploded!

"I'm blanching! What is she talking about here, Lao Tzu's temper ......"

Gesture is to stand up.

But he was soon stopped by Da Sima: "Calm down, calm down, don't be impulsive!" ”

"Su Ze, he can really bear it, I slapped him directly, this woman is too good at pretending, she looks like a flower, and the foundation on her face can scrape the wall, who gave her the courage to say such things, Liang Jingru?" Letme is also very angry, after all, this matter is a very explosive existence in the explosion world, if it wasn't for being caught by Da Sima, he would definitely rush out with his posture to find the woman's theory.

PDD is much calmer: "Don't think about it, that woman is a pure gold worshipper, although she is wearing a famous brand, but all of them are futures, and her salary of two thousand and a half a month, how can she afford to wear those famous brands, and she understands where the money comes from." ”

Posture and Letme were pulled by Da Sima, and PDD was calm, which made the audience in the live broadcast room can't help it, and they can't wait to fly out of the screen of the gesture mobile phone, and then rush over and beat the woman hard.

"I thought this kind of thing only existed in the plot, but I didn't expect to see it in reality, two thousand five dislike people five thousand, hehe, isn't this pure NT!"

"Slap her! Slap her! I can't bear it!! ”

"Lao Tzu earns 5,000 a month, this special sense of substitution is too strong, damn, fan her quickly!!"

"The hanging man helped me go over and slap her, a slap in the face and a super rocket!"

"Yes, yes, crowdfunding to fan her!"

looked at the audience in the live broadcast room, so many of them were asking to fan the woman.

Of course, he was very angry in his own heart.

However, hitting people is still bad after all......

But at this moment, suddenly a figure walked by.

"Why does this person look so familiar?"

The gesture subconsciously thought so in his heart, but because the figure was walking too fast, he didn't see it clearly all of a sudden, let alone remember, so he could only point his phone at the figure.

Letme and Da Sima also saw that figure at this time.

But they didn't know what the figure was trying to do.

……

"If you don't dislike it, my friend's company owes a security captain position, although it is only more than 8,000 a month, it is still much better than your monthly salary of 5,000 yuan."

The woman was still high and looked at Su Ze with disdain: "But, if you still like to be a dead poor ghost, but a waste, then I ...... too."

However, at this moment, before she could finish her sentence, a figure walked up to her.

Syllable!!

There was a loud slap in the face.

The woman was so fanned that she almost fell out, and her head was buzzing all of a sudden.

Seeing that the woman was slapped, Su Ze was stunned.

He thought that his emotions were brewing, and he should have pretended to be forced to talk about himself.

Du Tee is ready to stand up, ready to fight back, ready to let this woman kneel and lick herself.

As a result, I was slapped by someone else??

Who's a, run out to steal the limelight at this time.

However, when Su Ze saw the person who came, he was even more surprised.

The person who did it was actually Zhou Suyi!!

"Why are you here?"

Su Ze was stunned, he looked around, and saw that Da Sima and a few of them were also there.

At this time, Da Sima and the others also had the same expressions as him.

All stunned!!

"Who are you scolding for shit?"

Zhou Suyi didn't answer Su Ze, but stared at the woman with dead eyes, exuding a strong aura on her body.

At this moment, Su Ze finally understood why everyone in the live broadcast circle called her Sister Zhou.

This really has the taste of a big sister.

"You, you dare to hit me!!"

The woman's tears were fanned out, and she covered her face with one hand and pointed at Zhou Suyi with the other.

Seeing her move, Su Ze suddenly realized that this was simply a danger signal.

Sure enough, Zhou Suyi wanted to do it again.

"Hey, don't, don't, calm down, calm down!"

Su Ze hurriedly intervened to stop it.

The slap just now was already very strong, and the woman's face was red, and if she continued to do it, the consequences would be unimaginable.

After all, it's not right to hit someone.

"What are you doing here?" Zhou Suyi looked at Su Ze angrily.

"Blind date." When Su Ze saw her expression, he suddenly felt as if he had done something wrong, but after thinking about it, he was not wrong!

"You're going on a blind date with this kind of thing?"

Zhou Suyi pointed at the woman and said to Su Ze in a questioning tone.

"Forehead ......"

Su Ze didn't know how to answer.

He didn't actually think it was a blind date, he just wanted to pretend to be a comparison.

But who would have thought that's the case?

"What do you mean?"

When the woman saw Zhou Suyi's tone, she immediately wanted to refute something.

However, when Zhou Suyi raised her hand again, she immediately avoided it and didn't dare to continue to speak.

……

"! Zhou Suyi is so fierce, why is she here? ”

The posture was stunned.

"Is this the goddess Sister Zhou? What's so ...... It's kind of scary! ”

Letme couldn't help but gasp.

"It's a little hard to do, but it's so cool for me to look at!"

PDD said with a smile.

"Hitting people is not recommended, but ...... Alas. ”

Da Sima felt that this beating was not good, but it was undeniable that he also felt very happy in his heart, after all, that woman was too much.

(End of chapter)