Chapter 15 Oh my God, Ram is going to be eaten raw again
Dante used a bad foul action but failed to stop Lin Yun, but fell to the ground with a scream, and without his restraint, Lin Yun was finally able to comfortably lead the ball to the goal.
Only Neuer was left between him and the goal.
As far as Lin Yun's momentum at this moment is concerned, some people believe that he will bang Neuer into the goal together in the next second, or directly slam on the post and overturn the goal.
Even Neuer himself was ready to be washed by the bomb, but he didn't expect Lin Yun to just pick it lightly at his feet.
The ball leaped high and drew a rainbow of brilliant parabolas over Neuer's head and slowly into the goal behind him.
It's a 180-meter-tall gundam, but you want to stab someone with an 18-centimeter fruit knife?
Not to mention Bayern fans, even Nana and domestic fans are being played with by this contrast.
It's not like you play like this, big brother......
Xiaoxin wanted to cry without tears, and could only accept the fact that he was scored twice by a newcomer.
The stands at the Emirates Stadium once again looked like deep-sea torpedoes had been detonated, and after the muffled sound, the water splashed on the sea.
βGOALοΌοΌοΌοΌοΌοΌ Lin broke away from the defense of Lahm and Dante and broke the gate guarded by Neuer with a spoon pick! Scored twice in the Champions League for the first time! Such a talent has been in the youth team of Reading for a long time, and scouts all over England should be hanged! β
ββ¦β¦ Compared with the first goal, Lin Yun's second goal seemed quite relaxed, of course, compared with the final result, the process of this attack was not easy, because Dante's defensive action was quite bad, it was an obvious action towards Lin Yun, but now Dante was still lying on the ground, and it looked quite painful......"
The referee blows the whistle and points to the midpoint.
Van Bitten ran over and said indignantly: "Someone is injured, he shouldn't continue to attack, it's immoral, this goal should be canceled!" β
He didn't say it was okay, but as soon as he said the referee, he immediately walked over to Dante, who was still lying on the ground wailing, and condescendingly showed him a topaz card.
Bayern couldn't believe their eyes, and Heynckes even angrily threw out a German scolding, but thinking of Dante's logging action just now, he couldn't find any excuse for sophistry for a while.
Wenger put it on now, just stood there and applauded lightly, and then put his hands in his pockets coolly, looking like everything was a pediatric stinky fart, but whether it was the gently shaking corners of his mouth or the joy in his eyes that almost overflowed the screen, he betrayed his mood cleanly.
Lin Yun fulfilled his mother's wish this time, raised his right hand while trotting to the sidelines, and then stretched out his index finger and pointed high to the sky.
The others didn't pay attention to this ordinary celebration, but Hodgson, who didn't even notice that the little book had fallen to the ground, was shocked when he saw it.
The young people didn't know that their old bones were all too familiar with this old celebration.
This is Alain. Shearer's signature celebration was also the main celebratory action of Owen's later years.
And these two are the leading strikers of England in two periods.
So...... This kid actually wants to enter the Three Lions, right?
Yes, yes, definitely, yes?
It's not that he doubts the appeal of the England team, it's just that there is never a shortage of guys in the football world who would rather go to a small football country to be a chicken head than a green country to be a phoenix, and he can't tell what Lin Yun thinks.
He didn't even notice that the progress bar had been manually dragged by him "Do you want to recruit him", and jumped directly to "Can you recruit him".
Don't want such a striker, who else do you want?
"Poor Dante, he couldn't stop Lin with a suicidal defensive move, but the 'suicidal defense' we understand is the kind of 'suicide' that stops the offensive player with obvious foul actions even after being sent off, not the kind of suicide that fails to hurt the opponent in the slightest and puts himself on a stretcher."
Following Lahm's dunk, Dent, who was injured back, also managed to go down in history.
The major fan bases have long exploded.
"I thought it was a jade-faced killer, but who knew it was a jade-faced King Kong!"
"Andy Lau's face in China, Andy Lau's body in Africa?"
"What about GM? Rough! I want to report it! Someone cheats, TMD kicks the ball, and he still drives the anti-armor for Mao? β
"Stealing chickens doesn't make you lose your teeth, and you can't describe Dante, right?"
"Eh, if you can't rush to build, you will be grassed? If you can't steal the tower, you will be dismantled with crystals? β
Bayern were inexplicably reduced and Heynckes could only make his first substitution, with Boateng coming on in place of the injured Dante.
Although this goal was not counted as Wilshere's assist, Lin Yun still thanked him emphatically, the little threat is quite self-aware, the ball just now is long gone if it is replaced by ordinary people, and Lin Yun's talent makes the impossible possible, so he said quite modestly that he didn't do anything, it's all your awesomeness.
Walcott was a little tasty.
The first goal was assisted by him, and it was much more difficult than this, Lin Yun said everything, but now he thanked Wilshire for an ordinary pass?
It's too much, it's too much.
Lin Yun can't do anything else, but his ability to observe words and colors is first-class, and Walcott's unhappiness is all written on his face, and he knows why with his toenails.
But he still didn't say anything.
That's right, he's a CPU tiger.
After receiving this goods, he will have a bodyguard in the national team in the future, although Walcott's size is estimated to be a problem for self-preservation, but he can't stand up to the high status of the rivers and lakes, and he is barely qualified to be a little brother.
Coupled with Wilshere, the left and right protectors will be put together at one time.
I have to say that Lin Yun is already a little floating...... But there is one thing to say, if you change you, you will also float, and maybe even more floating.
The game continues.
After the score was tied, the momentum of the two sides obviously reversed, but Bayern adjusted quickly, and stabilized the rhythm after only two or three rounds.
Commentators from various countries were discussing almost all of Lin Yun in the nonsense time between attacks.
Whether it's a barb from Lahm's head or a volley from Dante, he will be the favourite to score the best goal in this round of the Champions League, and the goalscorer Lin Yun has already secured him as the favourite with a large number of "first" titles in front of him.
Not to mention off the field, even when walking into the dressing room, the Bayern players were also talking curiously about the opponent who caught them off guard.
"The same movement as Thomas [Muller], the same speed as Aljan [Robben], the same shooting skills as Mario [Gomez]?"
Hearing Alaba's description, Ram inadvertently pursed the corners of his lips, but soon realized that this action did not match his own personality, and quickly put it away again.
Running position and speed are more or less dependent on the point, but the shooting skills are ...... Are you sure Gomez has this kind of archery?
On the other side, Lin Yun naturally received the same treatment as a hero.
Before he even reached the sidelines, the spectators in the stands were already frantically calling his name.
There was a clever ghost who didn't know whether he stole his mother's or the lipstick of the female ticket, and temporarily wrote a "11" on the back of his clothes, and "11" also said "L.Yun" on it, and was frantically showing it to him, presumably trying to get Lin Yun to throw the genuine jersey on his body to him.
As soon as he reminded her, Lin Yun remembered that he had promised the little caddy to help her get Walcott's jersey.
Still thinking about how to speak, when I arrived at the door of the dressing room, I found that "Lucky Julie" was already waiting there.
A stout security guard shrugged at him, "Looking for you, I can't get rid of you, if you ask, then I can forcibly take her out." β
The others immediately looked at it, and the left eye had "bird" written in it, and the right eye had "beast" engraved in it.
Lin Yun pulled Walcoat over, and then pushed at Julie, "Your fans." β
"No, no, no," Julie seconds mutinied, "I'm your fan!" I want your jersey! β
"Nope! You're not! Lin Yun pinched her face fiercely, and then quickly flashed into the locker room, leaving the inexplicable Walcott to clean up the mess.
After Walcott finally used his signature jersey to deal with little Lori, Wenger soon came to the door of the dressing room, withdrew the smile from the corner of his mouth, and forced a gloomy expression before walking in.
"Guys, I'm not happy with the way you guys played in the first half, I mean...... All of them. β
"Forehead ......"
He didn't say that the last point was okay, as soon as he said it, everyone knew that the old man was performing.
Why are you still "very dissatisfied" with two goals on your first appearance?
Foolish guys.
They who should cooperate with him in the performance can only choose to see nothing, and endure it very hard.
After a bunch of words, the old man began to adjust his tactics, but his tactical level could not be adjusted no matter how he adjusted, and everyone actually played how to play in the second half.
Before going on the field, Wenger beckoned again and asked Lin Yun to stay.
"What's wrong, boss?"
"Well done, kid, you've done more than I could have imagined, but I think you could be better...... Well, you know what I mean? β
"You thought I could only do 5, but I didn't expect to do 8, and now you want me to do 10?"
"It doesn't seem like it's impossible to understand it that way......," Arsene Wenger nodded, "To put it simply, I want you to score a hat-trick, not only for the team, but also for yourself." β
"Actually, I don't just want to score a hat-trick, I want to score four dollars, five dollars and six dollars......"
"Ha, then they'll kill you."
"Anyway, I don't want them to fall in love with me," Lin Yun said, "There is an old saying in Huaxia: do your best, and you will have a destiny." It means to do your best, and leave the rest to God to arrange. β
"Simple and profound wisdom," Wenger nodded, "but I believe more that even God will be on our side when we do our best." β
"Then I can only hope that God will take care of me too," Lin Yun smiled, "for the sake of my half English blood." β
"God has taken care of you enough, do your best to do your best, child, don't let down your gifts."
"I will......" Lin Yun muttered out of the locker room amid the old man's admiring gaze, "for my shit-like talent." β
At the start of the second half, both sides played more cautiously and created few chances, which were far less intense than in the first half.
The first half was 2-2, and anyone would have thought that the second half would be Mars hitting the Earth, but the passion and energy of both sides seemed to have been exhausted in the first 45 minutes.
Heynckes played the second card.
Arjen Robben came on to replace Franck Franck Ribery, who was in lackluster form today.
Peter Pan's prestige is in the Premier League, Arsenal saw him playing, and couldn't help but feel a little worried, but Wenger glanced at the bench, as if he couldn't find any more bullish players to deal with him, so he could only stand still for the time being.
As soon as Robben came on the field, it was like a wolf entering the Erha group, which directly revitalized Bayern's attack.
Strictly speaking, the two teams now add up only Robben and Ribery two can be called superstars, but unfortunately Ribery is thin today, everyone has not been able to feel the dominance of the absolute superstar, and now as soon as Robben comes up, Arsenal's defense line is immediately in an emergency.
Not only were the four defenders scrambling, but Wilshere, Mikel Arteta and Cazorla had to go all out to survive.
Only Walcott, Bordoski and Lin Yun remained in the frontcourt.
This lineup is also quite suitable for playing defense and counterattack, but unfortunately the current Arsenal only defends, wood has counterattacks, their three guns are now missing one, and they can't do some entertainment if they want to, so they can only run around in the midfield like three headless flies.
Lin Yun is essentially just a cake forward, without the feeding of the midfield and backfield, no matter how awesome he is, he is only a five-star chef, and it is difficult for him to cook without rice.
Arsene Wenger was still in the mood to reverie what would happen if Lin Yun was paired with a world-class midfielder, and Bayern scored again.
Arjen Robben faked a shot after his trademark inside cut, deceived Mertesacker and then suddenly made a diagonal pass.
Lahm, who had come up with the assist, received the ball on the right side of the box and fired a cross that flew towards the Arsenal goal.
Szczesny glanced at the ball and did not choose to attack out of an open space.
The football fell behind the goal, it was Sagna's position, and the fans couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief, thinking that the crisis was about to be resolved......
"Robben broke down the wing, changed direction to the inside and passed to Lahm, who crossed! Unfortunately, no one answered, and Sagna cleared the siege with a big foot...... Ay? What's the situation? GOALοΌοΌοΌοΌοΌ Sagna's football hit Mandzukizi's calf, and the ball deflected and slid into the door of Arsenal! β
"Low-level mistakes! Unforgivable low-level mistakes! Arsene Wenger also has to bear some responsibility for this goal, Sagna's performance today was not up to standard, but until now in the 75th minute, Wenger has not even replaced him, which is the manager's negligence and dereliction of duty. β
Bayern rushed to the sidelines, the players on the bench also rushed out, and a crowd celebrated wildly at the Emirates Stadium.
Sania lowered her head and spat fiercely, looking unwilling.
'2-3, Arsenal are down again and they need heroes now! Whoever it is, as long as he can kick that damn football into the Germans' goal, he's the savior of Arsenal today! β
"Only four teams in Arsenal's Champions League history have scored three of them on the road, and now Bayern Munich are the fifth! All thanks to Sarnia......"
Lin Yun walked into the middle circle for the fourth time today, ready to serve.
Wenger seemed to have finally remembered that football matches could be replaced, and hurriedly dispatched troops.
Cazorla down, Arshavin on.
Arteta down, Rosicky up.
Sarnia down, Zankinson up.
"Arshavin, who is about to be 32 years old, and Rosicky, who is about to be 33 years old, are ready to play, but Wenger still chooses an experienced veteran at a crucial moment! Hopefully Arshavin and Rosicky can use their experience to help Arsenal out of this predicament! β
The two veterans did play a role in stabilizing the morale of the military.
Although Rosicky's physical condition is no longer as good as when he was younger, with his methodical command at the back, it has magically stabilized Arsenal's defense.
Arshavin and Theo Walcott tried to tear apart the defence with individual dribbles, but neither Alaba nor Rahm were quite solid, and they were unable to do so again and again.
The clock ticked down and the game was about to go into stoppage time.
Arshavin burst forward again with the ball, but was defeated by Alaba. Martinez combined to break the ball out of bounds and Arsenal won the throw-in.
Heynckes hurriedly used up the last substitution.
Kroos down, Gustavo on.
It was a counterpoint substitution, but Heynckes was not only trying to stall for time, but also to allow the defensively more capable Kustavo to stifle any surprises.
But the unexpected came.
Wilshere threw the ball in a hurry, and Arshavin chested the ball and cushioned it directly to Pordoski.
After Bordoski stepped on the ball at his feet, he immediately passed it quickly to Lin Yun, who had quietly escaped Boateng's entanglement.
Boateng didn't make Dante's mistake, and as soon as Lin Yun left his line of sight, he hurriedly followed, but he was still half a step late.
Poldoski seized the gap of less than half a second and stuffed the ball in Lin Yun's direction.
The timing was just right, but unfortunately the force was too great......
Lin Yun stretched his foot to the limit and failed to touch the football rolling in front of him, and Ram, who was always paying attention to him, chased after him as soon as possible, ready to kick the ball to Neuer in front of the goal.
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The British tree sounded in the stands, and Wenger couldn't help but lean back with his upper body heavy, with an expression of "what the hell are you kicking" on his face.
Pordoski also smashed his lip in shame, and was about to give Lin Yun an apologetic gesture, but found that Lin Yun didn't seem to know that the ball was passed big, and he had already chased after Ram quickly.
He was three metres away from Ram, who was just over a metre away from football.
No matter how you look at it, it's useless.
But many old fans still thought of Ram's glorious deeds in an instant.
'08, Euro Championship final, Lahm, Torres......
A magical premonition appeared in everyone's hearts at the same time.
Could it be that Ram is going to be eaten raw again?