All the people who were watching the game thought they were dazzled.

13 minutes, 0-3.

It was almost the beginning of a game that only the world's best teams and amateur teams could play, and now it is happening in front of my eyes.

To be reasonable, if you want to find two groups in the world that have the strongest ability to accept bizarre affairs, then online readers and football fans can definitely rank in the top two, but the difference is that the former is exercised by all kinds of strange brains of dog authors, while the latter is forced out by various outrageous football stories in reality.

But at this moment, even the most senior fans have to admit that their pattern is still small.

Damn, when the Chinese team played the Brazilian team, it wasn't so miserable, right?

The sound of the White Hart Lane stadium, which was noisy just now, has been reduced by I don't know how many degrees, and many home fans have even begun to turn against each other, greeting their defenders with the gentlest national quintessence.

Arsenal fans are like celebrating the New Year in advance, whether they are watching the live broadcast on the field or outside the stadium, one by one laughing and singing and dancing.

The whole city of London seems to have been split in half, one side of the festival and the other side of the catastrophe.

Some Tottenham players are still protesting against the attack just now, thinking that Lin Yun's quick free kick is nonsense, and the goal should be invalidated, and it is best to give this messy little devil another red card.

Vertonghen was the most agitated, squirting saliva straight into the referee's face, as if he wanted to eat him raw.

The referee was so frightened that he retreated again and again, and was about to retreat to the sidelines before he suddenly reacted.

I'm a referee, I'm afraid of you balls?

The topaz card was immediately pulled out and slammed into Vertonghen's head.

"Vertonghen was yellow carded, he was too excited, Lin Yun's fast serve should be fine, Vertonghen is better to blame himself, if he didn't foul, this free kick would not exist...... Or is it that if he doesn't foul him, he has nothing to do with Lin Yun? ”

The Arsenal players gathered around the three heroes to celebrate, and Lin Yun suddenly received a system prompt.

"Side quest 2 has been released, please check it out."

"Huh?"

The first side task is to become the top scorer in the Arsenal team.

Arsenal's current top scorer is Theo Walcott, who has been with the Gunners for seven years and has scored 54 goals in 242 appearances for Arsenal.

Lin Yun has only scored 8 goals for the Gunners now, and this task can't be completed for a while, he thought that the second side task was also a similar long-term task, but he didn't expect that the time was so short.

"Side Mission 2: Good Memories.

Mission description: Help Arsenal lead Tottenham Hotspur by more than 5 goals (including 5 goals) in 20 minutes, and give all Tottenham people a good memory.

Difficulty: 3 and a half stars.

Reward: Trait*1."

“……”

If it was before this game, Lin Yun would definitely feel that the system was teasing him, but now, it doesn't seem impossible.

The difficulty of the task is only three and a half stars, which probably means that Tottenham has not yet recovered from the confusion, and if Nana works hard, it is not impossible to get two more shots at them.

Thinking of this, he hurriedly gestured for everyone to be quiet.

The face of the most dick newcomer in the history of the Premier League still has to be given, and everyone immediately quieted down.

"Guys, let's give them a good memory," Lin Yun glanced at everyone, "Since we have entered three in ten minutes, it is not too much for us to enter him in fifty or six in twenty minutes, right?" ”

"Falk Squid, you're so ruthless!"

"Not too much, not too much."

"It's reasonable, it's reasonable."

“…… I think the most important thing we should do now is how to deal with Tottenham's comeback. ”

"ASK THE BOSS?"

"Don't you see what they're afraid of? What are you waiting for if you don't take the opportunity to die at this time? Remember, we are gunmen, not philanthropists! ”

"Take action, enough enough, I must have a share of tomorrow's headlines!"

Tottenham is still grinding and obviously has not yet come out of the blow, but Arsenal has already set up a position in a hurry, one by one, like eating a small blue film, alive and vigorous.

Bell looked at the murderous enemy opposite, and then at the lifeless teammates around him, and a sense of powerlessness suddenly welled up.

Maybe...... Is it really time to leave?

Arsene Wenger on the sidelines was similarly sentimental.

How long has it been since he has seen such an Arsenal?

Three, five, or eight years?

He wasn't sure if this change was brought about by Lin Yun, but at least he was sure that this recovery did slowly appear after Lin Yun's arrival.

So, this little ghost is not only a sharp knife like Henry, but also has the potential to become a spiritual leader like Zidane and Maradona?

Once again, Wenger was glad that he was there that day, and that he had discovered the treasure kid one step ahead of Ferguson.

The race began again under the eager gaze of Nana's generals.

Some people's worries are unfounded, and instead of fighting back, Tottenham have played cautiously and have been grinding in their own midfield.

The Nana attack group led by Lin Yun launched a crazy high-level pressing, and even the defenders were itching, and they quickly pressed up.

Tottenham finally made a mistake under this suffocating pressure.

Walker's pass was too small, and Monreal, who saw through the ball, made a successful steal.

The ball came to Arsenal.

Lin Yun was the first to rush into the box, and Walcott and Cazorla also flanked from the left and right, and Tottenham's box was immediately in danger.

The ball was passed to Wilshere, and the small threat and Ramsey made two one-twos in quick succession and crossed the ball into the box.

Dawson and Vertonghen were obviously much more timid in the penalty area, and the two were even stuck by Lin Yun when they joined forces.

Lin Yun didn't think he had the ability to dance on the blade, and the moment he received the ball, he knocked it out to the side, then turned around and rushed straight to the door.

Cazorla immediately picked up a pass.

Lori watched Lin Yun's every move all the time, and saw through their coordination routine the moment Lin Yun passed, almost choosing to attack when Cazorla just passed.

The football fell between Lori and Lin Yun, and Lin Yun didn't have time to make adjustments, so he quickly jumped up and shook his head fiercely to attack the goal.

“…… Cazorla picked up a pass in front of the goal, Lloris attacked, and Lin Yun hit the goal with a header!! It's a pity that the top was too upright, and the football was lifted off the crossbar by Lowry's hand! Arsenal are in full swing, Tottenham are in danger, and if it continues like this, the score will soon become 0-4. ”

Lin Yun knew that the ball was going to fly nine times out of ten when he headed the ball, so he didn't have much disappointment.

Just fight again.

Villas-Boas thundered on the sidelines, eager to pull down a couple of puppet-like defenders to light the sky lanterns, but after turning his head to look at his bench, he could only continue to drag on like this.

The spicy chicken defender in his eyes is actually not really that unbearable, at least now Lin Yun is quite uncomfortable being entangled by Vertonghen and Dawson.

He originally wanted to ambush behind the goal to secretly do something, but these two central defenders did not leave an inch like left and right protectors, and they also moved their hands and feet, which made him quite uncomfortable.

Although he clearly didn't have room to receive the ball here, Wilshere sent the corner to the back post.

Dawson and Vertonghen worked together tacitly, one tightly pulled the hem of Lin Yun's jersey to prevent him from jumping, and the other jumped high and cleared the ball with a header.

'The corner kick was taken and Vertonghen headed it over and the ball fell to the left side of the six-yard box...... Lin Yun?! ”

Lin Yun rushed out the moment of Vertonghen's header.

Of course, he didn't know where Vertonghen was going to head the ball, but at that time he relied on instinct to pick a random direction and pounce on it.

It's called being in the right place at the right time.

That is, the legendary sense of smell in front of the door.

He ran with his back to the goal, leaped high before the ball hit the ground, and finished with a difficult barbed shot in the eyes of the Spurs fans who wanted to kill them.

"Upside down golden hook! GOAL！！！！ Lin scored twice and scored Arsenal's fourth goal of the game!

Ladies and gentlemen, I declare that the best goal of the round has been born!

If I remember correctly, Lin's first goal in his career was a barb, and he didn't expect to complete another ...... just two weeks later."

The barb is definitely one of the most spectacular and difficult shots on the football field, and even some of the undetermined Tottenham fans almost can't help but applaud the opposing side when the ball enters the goal.

Lin Yun fell to the ground with a "bang" after hitting the door, but he stood up like a nobody, and then rushed to the front of the away team's fan stands, and swung out a Shenglong fist.

“GOAL！！！ Forest!!!! ”

"That's handsome, man!"

"Hahaha, that's it, blow them up!"

"Henry! Go to the special Van Persie! I only recognize Lin now! ”

In the Sky Sports studio, Lineker also kept exclaiming, "It's incredible! That's 0-4? Did Arsene Wenger bribe Tottenham's chef and get him to feed the Tottenham players? This is not the Bai Baihe team in our impression at all, and of course, this is not the Arsenal we are familiar with. ”

At this time, it was almost seventeen minutes, and Lin Yun ran to the midfield after screaming casually twice, signaling Tottenham to hurry up.

Everyone in the audience was a little confused, and thought that their memory was confused.

Isn't it Arsenal who are leading now? What the hell are you anxious about?

"Lin Yun seems to be very excited, he may not be able to wait to score a hat-trick, and he is urging Tottenham to kick off quickly."

"Hahaha, what a confident and energetic young man......"

Lin Yun is actually not so confident.

There was only a little time left, and he felt that this side quest was going to be yellow nine times out of ten.

Although he also feels that he is terrible now, it is somewhat difficult to score another one in more than two minutes after scoring a goal, and the opponent is still a strong team in the Champions League zone.

But reality is sometimes so fantastical.

Just like the snipers who hung on the wall in World War II, or the group of people who knocked out the mushroom eggs with an abacus, if the logic can be explained, it is not called reality.

Tottenham's side has been annoyed by his attitude of "you guys kick off quickly, Lao Tzu is in a hurry", and after the football kicks off, he has shown a strong desire to attack.

Not only did the front court press sharply, but several defenders also moved forward to the midfield, ready to go up and participate in the attack.

But Lin Yun is not the only one who is in full form on Arsenal's side today.

No sooner had their attack started to advance than the ball was cut off by Arteta and Wilshere combined.

Arteta broke the ball and went straight through.

The ball was said to be a pass, but the speed was as fast as a shot, and the ball stuck to the turf through the interceptions of two Tottenham players in a row and appeared in front of Lin Yun.

Tottenham's quickest reaction was Vertonghen's big injustice.

Before Lin Yun could catch the ball, he had already hurriedly stretched out his foot to stop him.

He was already the last line of defense, almost desperately determined to get a red card and put people to the ground.

But Lin Yun didn't even give him a chance to foul.

When the football came to his feet, Lin Yun took advantage of the situation and stabbed the ball directly from under Vertonghen's crotch.

Then overtake, chase the ball, and go straight to the opposing goal.

Defenders Dawson and Vertonghen are still desperately chasing after them, but the more they chase them, the more desperate they become.

"Lin Yun! Terrifying speed! Arsenal number 11 went on the wrong set and he should have been on the track of the 100-meter race, not on the football field! ”

Lin Yun catches the ball, breaks through, accelerates, and the whole process is only five words: fast!

He was on the flat ground in front of him, dribbling the ball almost in a straight line, and within two or three breaths he was on Tottenham's penalty line.

Lloris struck harder again, but Lin Yun didn't hesitate to push the shot, and the ball rolled in a subtle arc on the turf and slipped into the bottom left corner of the goal.

0-5.

“GOAL！！！！ Lin actually did it!? Hat-trick! Another hat-trick! Three games, the first one, the second hat-trick, and now just 19 minutes have passed in the third game, and he has scored another hat-trick! Arsene Wenger, what kind of fairy did he buy back?! ”

Lin Yun rushed to the sidelines and once again knelt and glided.

"Ding! Side quest 2 has been completed, and the rewards have been distributed, please pay attention to check. ”

Before he could check what the reward was, his teammates had already rushed from behind, crushing him down like a stack of arhats.

"We probably saw one of the most bizarre Premier League games of the season, and probably the most bizarre north London derby in history: less than 20 minutes, 0-5 ......"

"Arsenal's counterattack is really beautiful, from attacking and defending to Lin Yun riding alone, it seems to take only a blink of an eye, making us seem to be back to the peak of the sought-after era."

When the commentators were still in various places, Lin Yun had already opened his system and found the task reward.

Identity: Mr. Big Scene.

"Are people going crazy?"

This can be had.

He was still celebrating wildly, and the players on Tottenham's side had been called to the sidelines by the manager, and there was a burst of scolding.

The scolding seemed to have some effect, and after the game started again, Tottenham seemed to have changed teams, although the offensive side still only relied on the fast attack of Bale and Lennon on the wing, but the defense became quite desperate.

Soon Dawson, Héctor, Parker and others all got the Topaz card, and Vermaelen and Arteta also received yellow cards for helping Lin Yun out.

The score of 0-5 remained until the 60th minute, and Wenger hurriedly replaced Lin Yun as soon as the 60th minute arrived.

As soon as he got off the field, Tottenham's side, from the fans to the coaches to the players, unconsciously secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

As if some kind of curse had finally been lifted, Tottenham's attack was getting smoother and smoother.

In the 80th minute, Bale finally scored a face-saving goal.

Sigurdsson sent in a through ball that Mertesacker failed to set off offside and Bale stabbed home from 12 yards.

1-5.

It was his 21st goal of the season, including 16 in the league and seven in the last five games.

Unfortunately, it has not helped.

In the final stages of the game, Cazorla scored the seventh goal of the game from Monreal's cross, and the score was fixed at 1-6.

1-6……

Who would have thought of this?

Just looking at the score, everyone will think that this is a two-level team, which has to be put on the standings, how can they have a Yangtze River head and a Yangtze River tail, a Champions League area and a Championship area, but in fact, these two goods are the current top four teams in the Premier League, and Tottenham Hotspur even had one more point than Arsenal before the game, and after this battle, Arsenal overtook Tottenham to the third place in the standings, and there is still only two points away from the second Manchester City.

It's time to take off Ashina's hat.