Chapter 137: The Blood Book of the People, Expelling Lin Yun!?
Tottenham Hotspur has no power to fight back, but Arsenal still does not want to let them go, and is still actively attacking, Tottenham's blood is finally stimulated, and the two sides begin to play offensive football.
In the 58th minute, Norton's cross from the right was met by Szczesny, and Chadley's shot in front of the six-yard box was slightly deflected.
In the 60th minute, Oxlade-Chamberlain crossed from the right side of the penalty area, and Giroud's volley from the edge of the small penalty area hit the goalkeeper's arms.
In the 62nd minute, Bentaleb crossed from the left, and Adebayo's header in front of the small penalty area went wide of the right post......
Tottenham Hotspur desperately needed a goal to save face, and three attacking players were replaced in a row, with Paulinho, Sigurdsson and Kane all on the line-up.
Arsenal also began to substitute key players for the key game against Chelsea in a few days, with Luka Modric and Arteta moving to the bench, with only Podolski, who was ready to replace Lin Yun, still on standby.
"Podolski is ready to play, if nothing else, he should be replaced by Lin Yun, but Lin Yun has now completed the hat trick of assists and scored two goals, Wenger obviously also wants to be an adult, let Lin Yun score a hat trick before going off, but he should not give a lot of time, it depends on whether Lin Yun can grasp it......"
Almost the whole world knows what Wenger is thinking, and it is impossible for Tottenham's players on the pitch not to know.
There was an exaggerated scene on the pitch.
Lin Yun was surrounded by three players, and once he received the ball, he was immediately surrounded by five big men.
If it were the usual one, Lin Yun could help his teammates create a threat with a casual pass, but the problem was that now he himself also wanted to score another one, so the scene was a little embarrassing.
Even so, no one dares to say that he is selfish, after all, the three assists are already there.
Arsene Wenger shook his head, feeling like it was all about, ready to let Podolski go up the next dead ball.
It is no longer a question of whether Lin Yun can score again, but whether he can go off the field healthy under the siege of many Tottenham players.
Lin Yun also shook his head, feeling a little angry.
As for it?
I just want to score a goal, what's wrong with me?
At this time, if he was a little sensible, he would not pass the ball to Lin Yun anymore, but after Rosicky got the ball, he still habitually picked the ball to Lin Yun.
I regretted it after passing it, and my feet were faster than my brain.
The football fell, Lin Yun didn't have time to catch the ball, Caboul, Norton, Sandro, Bentaleb, Danny. Ross came from all sides.
Even Tottenham fans can't help but be amazed.
It's a death shot when you catch this ball.
Lin Yun didn't dare to stop the ball, so he turned his back to the goal and threw the ball behind him, kicking the ball out of the encirclement.
Then turn around and choose a position between Cabur and Norton to break through.
Out of the five, Danny was the only one. Rose chose to chase the ball alone, Caboul and Norton approached each other for the first time and quickly closed the door, while Sandro and Bentaleb stretched out their claws to Lin Yun at the same time, ready to pull.
The referee was already waiting on the sidelines, and the whistle was in his mouth early.
Just as Sandro and Bentaleb's hands were about to grab the clothes, Lin Yun suddenly turned around and ran, turning into a breakthrough between the two of them.
The four of them were caught off guard, and by the time they reacted, Lin Yun had already rushed out of the encirclement.
On the other side, Danny. Rose is getting closer and closer to football.
He was thinking about whether to kick the ball to the goalkeeper or stop the ball himself and turn around to deal with it slowly, when all kinds of exclamations suddenly sounded in his ears.
There are teammates, and there are spectators.
"Be careful!"
"He's coming!"
"Lin is behind you!!"
"Lin is behind me?" Danny. Rose felt like he was listening to a joke.
None of the four of them can put you down?!
With surprise and even horror, Danny. Rose rushed to the ball as fast as he could in his life, and was about to kick the ball to the goalkeeper when a huge force suddenly came from his side.
Lin Yun ran over his side like a tank.
What's even more nonsense is that the tank also has Ferrari speed......
Danny. Rose was forced to the side, helplessly looking at Lin Yun's back.
Lin Yun took the ball to the goal.
Lori abandoned the door and walked out, Lin Yun didn't hesitate, and directly kicked out a wonderful spoon hanging shot.
βGOALοΌοΌοΌοΌ Tottenham still couldn't stop Lin Yun from completing the double hat miracle!
They have tried their best, but unfortunately, the earthlings still lost to the aliens this time......"
Lin Yun ran to the sidelines and came to a kneeling glide ten meters away.
Arsene Wenger applauded calmly and nudged Podolski to signal that he was ready to play.
With 33 league goals and nine assists, Lin Yun is only one away from the Premier League's all-time goal record in a single season, and one assist is also one away from a double-double, but unfortunately, Wenger still replaced him.
The next game is not to be missed for Arsenal as it is not only Arsene Wenger's 1,000th game in charge of the Gunners, but also a head-to-head clash between the top of the league table and the second place in the table!
A win over Chelsea will allow Arsenal to widen the gap even further, try to win the title early and focus all their energy on the Champions League......
Tottenham couldn't make any more waves and the game ended 6-0.
In the past one and a half seasons, four consecutive north London derbies have turned into slaughter, and the aggregate score between the two sides in these four games has reached an outrageous 18-2!
The chief directors are almost all Lin Yun.
9 goals, 5 assists, well-deserved derby killer, Tottenham nemesis.
It's always a pleasure to beat a sworn enemy, and Gunners fans have gone out of their way to taunt Tottenham.
They put up slogans on the streets of London with slogans of "0-6" and "18-2", and posted highlights of these games on the Internet.
For a time, Tottenham became the laughing stock of almost the whole of England.
And that's not all.
Soon, some fans discovered that Arsenal's official website was still hiding a mockery of Tottenham.
"Some fans have found that as long as they log on to the online store on Arsenal's official website, if they don't select any items, when they click on the shopping cart logo, the words 'your shopping cart is as empty as Tottenham's trophy cabinet' will be displayed.
Tottenham have yet to win any trophies since beating Chelsea in 2008 to win the Carabao Cup, while Arsenal have won 11 titles, including four FA Cups, four Community Shields, one UEFA Super Cup, one Club World Cup and one Champions League!
Arsenal fans applauded the incident, saying: "It's very ungraceful, but I like it......"
Tottenham fans couldn't help themselves and quickly counter-attacked.
In addition to criticizing Arsenal's approach, they also made a riotous operation: they took the lead in petitioning the FA to expel Lin Yun!
The reason is simple, because they have ample evidence that this shit is not a human, but a robot.
A real goal machine.
"Since joining Arsenal, Lin Yun can be described as omnipotent.
There is no need to elaborate on his stats, and anyone who pays a little attention to the Premier League and Champions League, or knows anything about professional football, knows how many miracles this young man has just made in his debut for two years or so in the past year or so.
It can be said that the Premier League title and the Champions League title are still full of suspense, but the Premier League Golden Boot and the Champions League Golden Boot have already been determined.
And Lin's terrifying play has already caused panic among other teams in the Premier League.
After Arsenal's victory over Tottenham Hotspur by another big score, a Tottenham fan launched a petition on the Internet, demanding that the FA completely ban Lin Yun!
He felt that Lin Yun was a robot, and it was immoral and illegal to participate in human competitions!
Unexpectedly, his petition was quickly supported by others, and in just one day, more than 800,000 netizens have joined the petitioning team, and this number is still growing......"
Inexplicably, Lin Yun suddenly changed from an all-British idol to an all-British public enemy!
Only two people have ever received this kind of treatment.
One is Beckham, whose stupid foul in the '98 World Cup made him a street rat in England, if it weren't for Ferguson's escort, maybe Beckham would have been unable to bear the pressure and retire early;
The other is Cristiano Ronaldo, who put himself on the opposite side of England because of an eyebrow-squeezing move at the 2006 World Cup.
Both of them finally completed the redemption with outstanding performances and became legends of the Premier League, but the nonsense is that Lin Yun is now boycotted by the fans of the entire Premier League because his performance is too outstanding......
Not to mention that Lin Yun was stunned, even Wenger and Mendes, who have been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for decades, were dumbfounded.
What's new here?
At first, everyone just thought it was fun, but they didn't expect it to get worse and worse, and gradually it became a world anecdote.
There are so many people responding!
If the expulsion of Lin Yun was just an unreasonable pride by Tottenham fans at the beginning, then now, it has become the common desire of the other nineteen Premier League teams to expel this guy from the Premier League.
Fans from other leagues watched strongly, eating melons with real names.
", hurry up, hurry up! I've been waiting for this day for a long time! β
"Welcome to La Liga!"
"If Lin Yun is really kicked out of the Premier League, shouldn't we thank Tottenham for their divine assistance......
"Hahaha, Grand Paris has expressed its position and welcomes Lin Yun to join the French Ligue 1 ......"
"I said that we urgently need Lin Huang to alleviate poverty and rectify."
Rather than treating the incident as a public relations crisis, Mendes did the opposite: secretly rubbing the scene and fanning the flames.
Everyone knows that the FA cannot fulfill this wish of the fans, this kind of news will only make Lin Yun's reputation go to the next level, so that people who don't pay attention to football and don't know Lin Yun can't help but start paying attention to this person, and even add more magic to Lin Yun's career.
There is no harm in all gains.
At his instigation, driving Lin Yun out of the Premier League was no longer satisfying everyone's appetite, and a Liverpool fan made 'driving Lin Yun out of the UK' the new slogan.
He believes that Lin Yun's appearance has seriously affected the mental health of British fans, and in order to protect these millions of fans, everyone must take action to boycott Lin Yun and expel him from England.
Immediately afterwards, a Manchester United fan also sent a petition saying that Lin Yun's appearance had seriously affected the fairness of the game and that kicking him out of England was the best option.
And this time no one is on their side.
In this year's World Cup, you expelled Lin Yun? Head wat?!
The wind direction reversed instantly.
Lin Yun did not respond from beginning to end.
He has more to do now.
Top 10 Premier League goals of the week......
"In the Premier League's official Goal of the Week, Arsenal striker Lin Yun scored a hat-trick in the north London derby to score three goals to dominate the top three......
"Congratulations on completing the challenge and obtaining the trait Graceful Pause (Unique, Bergkamp), please check it out."
"Hoo ......"
After an elegant pause, Lin Yun finally breathed a sigh of relief.
There are not 10,000 but 8,000 stoppers in world football, but when it comes to the top figures, Bergkamp is definitely a name that cannot be avoided.
Not only can you stop all kinds of difficult passes exactly where you want to stop, but also perfectly connect with the next action, and even link with keywords such as "pleasing to the eye", "picturesque", "artwork" and so on......
In the training match for Chelsea, no one else noticed anything out of the ordinary, and Arsene Wenger was the first to notice that something was wrong.
This hairy kid is actually imitating Bergkamp???
The professor was forced out of the white question mark face.
Although Lin Yun showed a very perverted sense of the ball and was also at the top level in stopping the ball, Bergkamp's stopping ball was also ranked first in the entire history of football, which can be learned?
At first, he thought that Lin Yun was just learning to play, and it would be good to imitate a similar shape, but he didn't expect that the more he looked at it, the more frightened he became.
This kid doesn't just seem to have learned the essence, but also a little bit of the blue......
Wenger could only shake his head, indicating that he would see him for a long time, and turned around and boarded the to Switzerland.
There's one more important thing to do before we get to work with Chelsea.
Champions League quarter-final draw.
After the north London derby, the rest of the quarter-finals have been played, with Real Madrid, Chelsea, Manchester United and Borussia Dortmund successfully advancing.
"At 7 p.m. BJ time on March 21, the draw for the quarterfinals of the 2013-2014 UEFA Champions League was held at UEFA headquarters in Nyon, Switzerland.
There will be no seeding teams for this phase of the draw, and teams from the same country will not have to shy away...... The final will be played at the Stadium of Light in Lisbon on May 24......
With the exception of Paris Saint-Germain and Atletico Madrid, all of the teams in the quarter-finals have won the Champions League, and they have won the Big Ears Cup a total of 23 times......
The first to be drawn out by Figo was Barcelona, the opponent was Atletico Madrid, and the La Liga civil war was produced;
Next up is Figo's other old club, Real Madrid, against Borussia Dortmund, who kept them out of the semi-finals last season;
Then there is Paris Saint-Germain, whose opponents are the Blues Chelsea;
The last remaining set of matchups is naturally Manchester United vs. Arsenal, another civil war. β
The results of the draw were announced, and the whole of Manchester was in mourning.
Before 2012 to be precise, the draw for Arsenal was definitely a sign for Manchester United.
But right now, Arsenal are the last opponents they want to face.
Two duels this season, the first time at home lost 0-6, with Tottenham Hotspur; The second time on the road was an improvement, only to win a 3-0.
9 to 9 in the league, how much will you be beaten in the Champions League?
Manchester United fans dare not think about it.
Of course, it doesn't matter if the Manchester United fans are happy or not, the FA is happy anyway.
"In the 2010-2011 season, Tottenham, Chelsea and Manchester United reached the quarter-finals of the Champions League together, and the only one to drop the chain was Arsenal, but they lost to eventual champions Barcelona in the quarter-finals, which was not a shame.
The Premier League had hoped for a homegrown team to dominate at Wembley, but unfortunately Barcelona at their peak eventually swept Manchester United to lift the trophy.
Since then, La Liga and the Bundesliga have started a crazy upward momentum, and everyone thought that the Premier League would sink here, but they did not expect them to rise against the wind.
In the 2011-2012 season, two Premier League teams dropped out of the group stage, and after the round of 16, Arsenal also began to fall out, leaving only Chelsea alone.
However, the Blues made it all the way to the Allianz Arena despite being underdogs, beating Bayern Munich to claim their first Champions League trophy in the club's history.
And last season's Champions League proved the strength of the Premier League.
Although Manchester City and Chelsea were eliminated in the group stage, and Manchester United also fell in the round of 16, Arsenal unexpectedly sang all the way to the top.
Chelsea, on the other hand, dominated the Europa League after exiting the Champions League group stage, beating Benfica in the final.
This season, there are once again three Premier League teams in the quarter-finals of the Champions League.
While the civil war between Manchester United and Arsenal is regrettable, on the other hand, it guarantees at least a place in the last four.
There is no doubt that an unprecedented Premier League era has arrived......
Interestingly, Manchester United, Chelsea and Arsenal are all in the quarter-finals of the Champions League, with Manchester United and Arsenal meeting in the quarter-finals, while Chelsea are about to meet Arsenal in the Premier League.
Arsenal have not fallen since reaching the top of the table, and are still six points ahead of Chelsea with a game in hand, while Chelsea are very small from Manchester City in third place and Liverpool in fourth place.
Jose Mourinho is determined to mess up Arsene Wenger's 1,000 performances.
Wenger sighed more than once: Fortunately, the old man has Lin Yun......
Because without Lin Yun, he would not have won the Champions League, and naturally it would not have been possible to have the UEFA Super Cup and Club World Cup, nor would he still occupy the first place in the Premier League.
However, what he didn't know was that in addition to these, in another time and space without Lin Yun, he would suffer the great shame of his career today.
In his 1,000th game in charge of Arsenal, he was beaten 6-0 by Jose Mourinho's team!
"1000! That's a great number for both the players and the coaches!
Arsene Wenger spent 18 years here from his appointment as Arsenal manager in October 1996.
In 999 games in charge of Arsenal, he led the team to a 62% win rate, winning one Champions League, one UEFA Super Cup, one Club World Cup, three league titles and four FA Cups.
He said he didn't expect to stay at Arsenal for so long, 'I'm always focused on the next game, I don't even notice that I've played so many games, and when you look back on it all, you can see that you've achieved something, but I'll keep looking at the next game.' β
It is reported that Wenger's contract with Arsenal expires at the end of this season, and he has not yet renewed his contract with the team, but British media revealed that Arsenal will give Wenger a new three-year contract with an annual salary of 8 million pounds.
Arsene Wenger also confirmed that he has no intention of leaving, 'I will be loyal to Arsenal, I have no intention of going anywhere else, if Arsenal give me a contract, I will not hesitate and I think it will be decided soon.' ββ
The British media attached great importance to the professor's 1,000-game milestone, and the Times also used a lot of space to list Arsenal's strongest squad during Arsene Wenger's tenure.
"The professor has produced many superstar players in nearly a quarter of a century, so what would be the best roster in his 18 years of coaching?
This newspaper has synthesized the opinions of many readers and lined up Arsenal's strongest 4-4-2 squad during Arsene Wenger's tenure, as follows:
Goalkeeper: Seaman.
If one of the best goalkeepers in Arsenal's history was to be judged, it would have to be Seaman.
Although there have been many embarrassing experiences at the World Cup, Arsenal fans are certainly reluctant to criticize Seaman because he has not only helped Arsenal win the title, but also other young Arsenal players......
Defenders: Campbell, Adams, Keown, Ashley Cole;
A backline that can attack and defend well, you could say they are perfect......
Midfielders: Ljungberg, Vieira, Cesc Fabregas, Pire;
Intensity, hardness, creativity, control, that's the legendary fantasy midfielder......
Forwards: Henry, Lin Yun.
When it comes to judging Arsenal's all-time best striker, Thierry Henry definitely deserves it.
So the remaining question is Bergkamp or Van Persie? Lin Yun or Bergkamp?
Obviously, the Tottenham fans gave us the best answer.
They wanted to expel Lin Yun from the Premier League because he made them feel the deepest fear......"
The disciples also sent their best wishes to Wenger, and Arsenal chairman Keswick also presented Wenger with a thousand trophies at the training ground ahead of the game against Chelsea.
It is a golden cannon that symbolizes the Gunners and symbolizes Arsenal.
Old rival Alex Ferguson also expressed his nostalgia to Arsene Wenger in the interview.
'Congratulations to Arsene Wenger for reaching this milestone, the dedication he has shown to him, the way he has brought the team back to the top and the sacrifices he has made for the team, and I have enjoyed playing a lot of fantastic games with his team......
Arsene Wenger also paid tribute to this, "Ferguson's blessing means a lot to me, he knows how difficult it is to be a Premier League manager, you need to keep winning and you have to play well and make the fans satisfied. β
While the two staged a sympathy here, their other old rival, Jose Mourinho, was dismissive of it.
Magic Bird once said Wenger was a voyeur and described Wenger's 18-year career as a "failure expert" that didn't make much sense: "Even if he doesn't win, he won't be fired. β
For Mourinho, Wenger is also not angry, "I can't be friends with him, I just want to win the game, it's like rugby, the two sides don't say hello before they come out, it's just a fight. β
Mourinho agreed, "We are not friends, and no one will be friends with someone we only see each other three times a year. β
Obviously, as in every Chelsea and Winn Arsenal game, the battle was already underway before the two sides stepped onto the pitch......
(End of chapter)