Chapter 0155: Lin Yi's IQ is worrying
"I understand brother! I know! But you really should see it with your own eyes, it's so pretty! I swear, you've never seen a beauty of this calibre, oh my God, she's wearing so little, those legs, those arms, that ......"
"Wake up! Chances are, in a place you can't see, there will be her accomplices, and if you open the door, you will be slashed with an axe, and then what little food you have left will be robbed, and if you don't make it, you will be killed! ”
"Oh! I'll ask! Look what she's going to do! ”
As he spoke, Lin Yi's voice raised.
"Beauty! What are you doing? Is there anyone else next to you? ”
Xiao Yang was so angry that he almost threw his phone out of the window.
How could this man be so stupid!
Well, maybe Lin is not stupid, he has just been single for too long, so he has become a nymphomaniac.
"Big brother, I'm a neighbor, I don't have anything to eat at home, so I'm here to ask for something, I know it's not good, maybe your family doesn't eat and drink much, but I've been hungry for two days, and the community is full of those monsters, and I don't dare to go downstairs, can you help me?"
"Ah, I want to help your beauty, but I don't have much food at home, just enough to eat for two or three days." 33
"Otherwise, I'll move to your house to live, you give me something to eat first, let's think of a way together after eating, it's not always okay, I can't hold on, you say yes."
"Yes, yes, you're right, you wait, I'm on a video with my friend here, I'll ask him to see if he can help you."
While speaking, Lin Yi left the door, lowered his volume, and began to talk to Xiao Yang.
"Dude, I really didn't lie to you, it's so good-looking, it's a lot better than that Li Yuqing, otherwise, you use that remote-controlled plane to send her some food first, a bag of instant noodles, by the way, you can investigate again to see if there is anyone outside, is he lying to us, if it is not a deception, she is willing to come and live with me! My heart trembles, do you believe it? ”
Xiao Yang really couldn't cry or laugh, and said in his heart Lin Yi, do you think I owe you? I'll do whatever I want me to do?
However, Xiao Yang is also reflecting, after all, they are good friends and good buddies, so although this request is a bit excessive, it is nothing.
Lin Ye may not have changed at all, three years ago, in the previous life, they got along like this, but Xiao Yang experienced the end of the world, it was he who changed and no longer trusted anyone, even the so-called good brothers.
"Okay, I still have half a piece of bread by my side, it's already dry, I'll send it to him, if he is hungry for two days, he will probably be a baby, don't you open the door, do you hear?"
"Don't worry, buddy is not stupid, I just don't want to miss this beauty."
"Okay, you tell her, just wait in front of your door, don't leave, I know where your family lives, the window in the corridor is open."
"It's on."
"Okay, wait for me, I'll be there soon."
Xiao Yang had already gone out while speaking, and he did put half a piece of bread on the table, and ate the rest the day before yesterday.
Take out the remote control plane, hang a small basket, then put the bread inside, open the laptop to connect the video device, and the small plane set off directly.
Over there, Lin Yi was shouting to the so-called beauty outside, telling her that she would ask her friend to come over in a remote-controlled plane to deliver food.
Xiao Yang could also hear what the woman outside was saying.
"The remote control plane is amazing, where is your friend? He has such advanced equipment. ”
"It's in the Taoyuan community next door, and you can come right away."
"Oh, that's close, are you watching me at the door? Little brother, you speak so softly, what do you look like? ”
"Haha, beauty, are you stupid? You come closer and look in from the outside, and you can't see me at all. ”
Listening to Lin Yi's words, Xiao Yang knew that the woman must have been pasted up from the outside of the cat's eye, as if she was looking inside.
Lin Yi was really too careless, didn't he think that the purpose of the beauty was to keep him from seeing outside?
And once he can't see the outside, the person hiding next to the beauty may run away, and when his small plane arrives at the scene, there will be no one else there at all, but it is impossible to say whether there was an ambush before.
And since the beauty behaved like this, Xiao Yang thought that eight or nine were not far from ten, she must have ambushed someone, waiting for Lin Yi to open the door and go in to rob it.
The plane quickly reached its destination, flew in through the small window, and hovered in front of the forest gate, with the camera pointed at the woman.
It's okay, it's really beautiful.
But now that Xiao Yang is surrounded by beautiful women, this kind of goods can only be regarded as average.
The so-called radish greens have their own love, in Xiao Yang's opinion, this woman is not as good as Lin Yuqing.
After all, Li Yuqing is a woman who has made Xiao Yang like for several years, and she has lived together for several years, so at least in Xiao Yang's eyes, Lin Yuqing is one of the best beauties, and this woman is a little older, estimated to be twenty-five or sixteen years old, with heavy makeup on her face, she can't see what she looks like without makeup, and she is a ghost without makeup.
He looked at the small plane a little nervously, found the camera on it, and then smiled reluctantly, raised his hand and waved, and said:
"Can you see me? Hello, is it the little brother or the little sister on the other side? Thank you for coming to bring me food. ”
She saw half a piece of bread in the basket, and frowned slightly, obviously a little disgusted. It's just that there is a false smile on his face.
Xiao Yang confirmed his judgment even more, so he spoke.
"I'm in the neighborhood next door, let me tell you, this is my friend, if you want to fight his idea, don't blame me for finding someone to kill you, don't think that you can be unscrupulous in the last days, you come to the neighborhood next door to inquire, Lao Tzu is not easy to mess with."
"You're so fierce, I didn't have the idea of beating him, I just came over to order food, and what you said seems to be bragging, now there are zombies outside, do you dare to come from the community over there?"
"If you want to try, then why don't you tell me where your family lives, and I'll call someone over to the door right now to see if I can kill you stinky!"
That's not a polite thing to say.
Her face turned pale at last, and she hurriedly reached out and took the little bread out of the basket, and ran away in a hurry.
Lin Yi, who was inside the door, also heard the conversation between Xiao Yang and the woman, and shouted:
"Brother, you're too rude to speak, after all, you're a beauty."
"I'm telling you, if you keep being like this, don't call me in the future, I'm afraid that your IQ will contact me and make me a fool. What's wrong with her, you can't see she's a bad person? I'm telling you, now I'm scared her away, you move your cabinet, the sofa or something, and block the door, if he really comes to you, I can't help. ”
After speaking, Xiao Yang hung up the phone directly, and then controlled the small plane to return with one click.
So angry, how could you be so stupid. It seems that he was also very stupid back then, or he couldn't catch up with Lin Yuqing, and he was used as a spare tire and a monkey.
Sure enough, there must be a cause and effect, and the most useless one is me.
Xiao Yang laughed at himself, and then put his mobile phone directly into the space, not wanting to be disturbed anymore, closed his eyes, and fell asleep in a few minutes, he still has a lot of things to do tomorrow, so I hope Lin Yi can do it himself, if he really wants to die, he can't help it.
Some people died, but not completely......