"Hmph, flamboyant little villain."

Of course, Nian Fenghuan understood Xiao Yang's thoughts, but she didn't care, anyway, she had no future.

Xiao Yang no longer mentioned the matter of the deputy director, smiled slightly, and began to talk about his earlier things, such as universities, such as Lin Yi, such as Lin Yuqing.

went to mention his childhood, his unserious adoptive father and adoptive mother, the orphanage, and Su Feixuan.

Xiao Yang's set of words is very skillful, but it is not said casually, there are many key points, such as some places can make people sad for him, some places can show their inspiration, some places resonate with people, and some places are as cheerful as cool texts.

Although Xiao Yang only has Lin Yuqing, a fixed girlfriend, he has a lot of confidants in the last three years, and in the process of getting along with them, Xiao Yang summed up a set of pickling girls!

In fact, many teenagers have psychological misunderstandings and don't know enough about girls.

There are only two things that young girls need, security and stimulation, which are contradictory, but women themselves are contradictory creatures.

Tell some of your own experiences to girls, in order to move from strangeness to familiarity, and increase a sense of security, so the language must be unpretentious, simple and clear, can be explained in three hundred words, never use three hundred and one words, if you don't get it right, you will lose patience if you say one more word, that is irretrievable, in short, you can close the distance and have a sense of security.

The next step is excitement!

Why is the word wall dong popular, a slap doesn't make a sound, if it's just a man's hype and a woman's don't accept it, it will have disappeared long ago.

Women have fantasized about being pinned against a wall by a prince charming and torn apart.

Of course, in fantasy, it must be Prince Charming, but in reality, there are often not many such types, and if they meet a dark horse, most of the time they can do it, as long as they don't meet a black donkey.

Xiao Yang floated directly to the bed, lay down beside Nian Fenghuan, and said with a smile:

"Little sister, I'm too tired to sit, I'll just lie next to you, that ...... You're not going to touch me, are you? ”

Nian Fenghuan burst out laughing.

"Hehe, aren't you really worried? I'm going to be a zombie at any time. ”

"Sister! Do you think I'm a good person? ”

"I don't know, but the impression is not bad at the moment, why do you ask."

"I have a saying about a tiger and a wolf, I don't know if I should say it or not, you won't think I'm a hooligan after I say it, right?"

"I'm like this, there's nothing I can't listen to, say."

"It's good if you become a zombie, I've experienced strong winds and waves, vicissitudes of life, and a hundred flowers, and it's not a single leaf that sticks to your body, but zombies haven't played with this thing! Curious......"

"You...... Hello pervert! ”

Nian Fenghuan blushed.

What can a man say about a woman together.

The straight man said-

The weather is nice today.

Have you eaten?

Your clothes look so good.

You're so good at studying!

You're so serious about your work!

The scumbag said-

Today's weather is like your face, red and white, pink and blue.

Let's go have a meal together, what? Got lunch? I'm talking about dinner, going on a picnic, by the woods, where there is grass but no one.

Your clothes are beautiful, but you can't wear them without a figure, I can already think of what you look like under your clothes, touch my heart, it's about to jump out, you can make me crazy, baby.

There are not many girls like you who study well and have high emotional intelligence, come to my house tonight to help me make up for English, I always forget the spelling of banana, and I always forget that it means banana, teach me at night, okay?

You're so serious about everything, baby, you're serious in bed, aren't you? I love you, let's get serious!

Anyway, a woman's heart is under the needle, but in fact, she can't resist romance, and she can't bear a man's mouth, a deceitful ghost, there was once news as evidence, an average-looking boy, and forty-six women at the same time, he has nothing and looks average, relying on the Dafa of picking up girls who spent six yuan and six bought on the Internet, he recited all kinds of love poems in it, and then how to confess to women with thick skin, and then succeeded!

In short, scumbags are hated by women, but the sad thing is that those who can get women are often scumbags, those who are honest and can only eat leftovers, and the women who are so hurt finally want to find an honest marriage, and then bully the honest man for a lifetime, the world is so unfair.

Xiao Yang is actually not a scumbag, at least he didn't start and give up, but he did have a scumbag's mouth.

"Hehe, sister, just kidding, don't worry, I just want to accompany you, I'm sure you won't become a zombie."

Nian Fenghuan sighed and lay flat, not caring about the people lying beside him.

At this moment, Xiao Yang suddenly took out his mobile phone, turned on the flash, and actually leaned over to take a photo of himself.

"You...... What are you doing? ”

"Take a selfie with a normal you first, you're going to become a zombie in a while, I'll take another selfie, compare it before and after, and send it out, it will definitely make headlines."

"You, you, you......"

Nian Fenghuan was angry and funny.

Sure enough, she couldn't hold back the young boy, and the eccentricity made her unable to parry.

Xiao Yang put down his phone with satisfaction and said:

"Okay, young lady, tell me about you, I want to hear your story."

"I ...... I don't have any stories, it's very simple, since I was a child, my family conditions are okay, I study well, I have good talents, I look good, everyone praises me, everyone takes care of me, I went to a local TV station for an internship before graduating from college, and I became a female anchor in two years, and the leaders like me and take care of me, so it's smooth sailing, so there are a lot of stories in my life, and I don't have your excitement. ”

"It's boring, comfortable and happy, but empty."

"That's a bit pessimistic."

"You're not?"

"Of course I'm not, I think ......"

"You are so young and beautiful, but in the end you found a man ten years older than you to marry, which shows that you are not normal in your heart, lack some sense of security, sister, it's all the end of the world, don't lie to yourself, okay?"

Xiao Yang looked like he had seen through everything.

Nian Fenghuan was silent for a long time before sighing.

"Hey, maybe, my parents have always been away from home since I was a child, maybe I really lack some companionship, so ...... I want to find a man who is more down-to-earth. ”

"An old man is not the same as being down-to-earth, then Zhao An doesn't dare to come in and accompany you through the last journey, how bad."

"Hehe, okay, I've said that I'll cut him off, can we stop talking about such a topic?"

"Okay, young lady, the long night is long......"

"Can you stop using that word too?"

"Long Night's ......"

"Anything else?"

"The moon is dark and the wind is high, it's time to do something bad."

“……”

"I'm still young, I haven't even been with a partner, young lady, let's talk so well, you're about to become a zombie, before you change, can you be cheap and cheap brother, otherwise it's a waste, don't you say? Who would dare to really kiss a zombie, I wouldn't dare anyway. ”

"Hmm...... Little brother, you're really not human. ”

Some people died, but not completely......