Chapter 1112 - The Most Underwhelming in the Tavern
Sally walked to Xiao Yang's table and stopped slightly.
This is once again causing a sensation, and many people in the neighborhood have already held up their clothes, hoping that Sally will sign them autographs.
Sally was smiling, but her eyes were cold.
"Signed? But I don't have a pen. ”
Oh my God, what's going on, Sally actually spoke and communicated with everyone during the day, which has never happened before.
After everyone was stunned for a moment, they shouted one after another.
"Pen, pen, pen! Who has a pen! ”
"I have it, I have it! Get out of the way! Get out of the way! ”
"Give it to me, I'm going to give it to Princess Sally with my own hands."
"No, this is my pen, I'm going to give it to her myself, don't grab it!"
"What are you doing! Drop on the ground, don't step on it! ”
"What are you?"
"Damn! The pen is broken! ”
It was such an exaggeration that the only pen in the tavern was scrapped in the scramble of a group of men.
Everyone blames each other, but to no avail.
Sally sighed and said:
"The pen is gone, there is no way, I originally wanted to sign for you, but now, I can only sign for one person, you don't have to fight, I can sign whoever I want, if I rob, give it to me! This is the territory of Kuros, and I believe you don't want to die. ”
There was silence all around, and Kuros was a shock, and there was Sari's eyes, she looked around, and the killing intent in her eyes was shocking.
This woman turned out to be not a vase, is she also a powerhouse?
Seeing that everyone was much quieter, Sally smiled.
"Very good, it should be so quiet, otherwise it will be very noisy, since there is no pen, there is no way to sign, but I still have lipstick, such a delicate thing, it is not suitable for a pen, you all know, lipstick should be applied to the lips."
When she spoke, she had already taken out a bright red lipstick and applied it, and everyone could see that they were thinking about it.
What happened to Princess Sally today, it's strange that she would do such a thing in front of everyone.
After that, she put away her lipstick, and finally a smile appeared in her eyes.
"And the lips, of course, are for kissing."
She took two steps forward and came to Xiao Yang's side.
He was lying on his stomach, his eyes closed, and his face could be seen.
Sally just looked at it, and her heart beat suddenly!
Well, it turned out to be such a handsome Oriental man, just looking at the side face, it seems to be enough, it doesn't matter what the face looks like over there, just half of the face is enough to keep her awake at night and think about it.
The corners of Sally's mouth went up.
Bent over, lowered his head, and then pressed the mouth with heavy lipstick on Xiao Yang's cheek.
At that moment, Xiao Yang opened his eyes.
Sally was startled, left a little distance, almost thirty kung fu, and looked at Xiao Yang's eyes.
Oh, my God! There was no drunkenness, such clear and clear eyes, who said that he drank too much, that is really too much drinking.
She knows Chinese and knows the idioms for the finishing touch.
I originally thought that half of his face was perfect, but I didn't expect that when his eyes opened, it would be even more perfect, making his whole person have a charm, which is really handsome beyond description.
"Hehe, okay, the name is signed, the one with my kiss mark is the man I like Sally, from now on, I pay for all his consumption here, he eats if he wants, drinks if he wants, is willing to sleep here, calls some cheap women to accompany him, and I also consume, and I don't need to charge him any more."
Sally spoke loudly, then strode forward, twisting her waist, and left the hall to go back to her room on the second floor.
In the tavern, the petrified men finally came to their senses.
"What is he?"
"Damn the Orientals!"
"I'm a gentleman, I've never been jealous of anyone else in my life, but now, I'm really jealous!"
People shouted and made noise.
Although Xiao Yang didn't understand, he was really noisy.
The key is that he can understand what Sally said, because she said it in English, Xiao Yang, a college student, studied very well in school, so he can also understand English.
He smiled bitterly, it doesn't look good to be handsome, he will set himself on fire.
Hehe, Western women are always better at expressing themselves.
Well, he became the focus of the audience, the public enemy of all men.
Because it's so noisy, I even feel noisy when I pretend to sleep.
Xiao Yang stood up, sighed, stretched, and unhurriedly took out a small mirror and looked at his face.
Tsk, it's so red, hot red lips.
He wiped his nose and looked around at the people around him.
There were already a few strong men who took out the dicks and surrounded themselves from all sides.
Most of them want to kill themselves.
It was easy for Xiao Yang to deal with them, but the key was that he didn't want to fight at all at this moment.
So Xiao Yang smiled calmly and spoke in very stiff English.
"Brothers, this is Lord Kuros's tavern, and Princess Sally has already said that I am the man she likes, are you sure you want to embarrass me?"
The expressions on the faces of the boys who were going to come over to do it changed, and some of them didn't understand it, but there were many people present who could speak English, and they relayed Xiao Yang's words, which made those thorns in a dilemma.
However, this does not affect their swearing.
Everyone is rude to Xiao Yang, all of them are in English, and they even have broken Chinese.
Xiao Yang sneered, stood up, and swayed his appearance.
"Hello everyone, you everyone! Lao Tzu has one mouth, how can he scold you so much! Hehe, since there are people who know Chinese, then Lao Tzu will talk to you in Chinese, which is more comfortable! ”
As he spoke, he had already left where he was and walked to the top of the stairs.
It was from here that Sally had gone upstairs and walked to her bedroom.
And her bedroom door can actually be seen by everyone, on the second floor of the restaurant, there is a circle of platforms, in front of the platform is a beautiful fence, everyone can see the door of Sari's bedroom, waiting for the moment of opening the door every day, looking up to the glory of the goddess.
Xiao Yang slowly went upstairs and finally walked to Sally's door.
Then he turned around and looked at all the people below.
The scolding guys shut up, and they looked at Xiao Yang in a daze.
Someone finally spoke, and it was the guy who could speak Chinese.
"What are you going to do, come down! Don't disturb the incomparable Princess Sari. ”
Xiao Yang raised his hand, carrying a bottle of beer in his hand at some point, a big snowflake! Also called the big green stick.
"Hey, come down? Why, I came to see a woman who liked me, and which of you has the right to let me down? Let me tell you, Lao Tzu will live in this house tonight, and sleep in the same bed as the women in it. ”
When he said this, most people couldn't understand it, so the translation became the target of everyone, and everyone asked him to translate quickly, what did Xiao Yang say.
The translator was helpless to be urged, so he could only quickly repeat what Xiao Yang said in his own Chinese.
Everyone immediately blushed and had thick necks, opened their mouths and shouted nonsense, and green light appeared on their heads.
Xiao Yang was happy because of this, and said loudly:
"Translation! Tell them that after tonight, their goddess and princess will no longer be holy, because Lao Tzu will take away everything from her, and there will be no body or soul left for you! I'm so happy to see you so angry! Hahaha! ”