"I've already been in contact with Mr. Ekinia." After school, Makoto Kyushu and Bad Three have a meeting on the rooftop:

"She's a good teacher, at least on the surface."

"Impossible! She obviously said terrible things to us that day..."General Tang Zegui recalled carefully: "And her eyes are also very cold, especially terrifying!" I will never forget! ”

"Hmph, it's all said that she's a hypocritical scumbag, and you're all played around." Genji Takatsuki clasped his arms in his hands and said angrily. Judging by his anxious expression, he probably wanted to hurry home.

"So we'll implement the plan tomorrow and find out the details of her." Makoto Kyushu sighed:

"I really hope she's a good teacher, otherwise I'd have to admit that she's a great performer."

"Then that's it for today, right?" Yuhito Suzuki proposed:

"I want to go home early to play games, and I just bought Persona 8 recently."

"Hey, haven't you cleared the level yet?" General Tang Zegui complained eagerly: "Didn't you say that you could finish the fight yesterday and then lend it to me to play?" ”

"Recently, I've been brushing the full-level attribute of 'Yukino True Winter God', and I'm ready to play the hidden challenge level, so wait for me for a few more days~" Yuhito Suzuki defended.

"Wait, I'd like to ask you a favor." Makoto Kyushu clapped his hands to attract their attention and asked, "Do you know what a "community name" is? ”

"Oh, it's just a name in an unpopular club, but I don't usually go to activities. In this way, the school will not be regarded as a "home department", and teachers and students will not be troubled. Yuhito Suzuki explained:

"Your general is in the Law Seminar Club, and I am in the Light Sound Club, both of which are unpopular clubs. Brother Yuan is named in the baseball club because he is the main force of the school baseball team in junior high school. ”

"The Law Seminar Club was originally a small society close to the Ministry of Waste." General Tang Zegui also introduced: "Because I can just make up the minimum number of people in the association, the minister made an exception to let me join the ministry, but I don't have to participate in any club activities. ”

"Eh, it sounds like a very useful knowledge of campus survival~" Kyushu Makoto showed admiration: "Then do you have any recommended clubs?" ”

Yuhito Suzuki took out his mobile phone to open the campus forum and showed a post to Makoto Kyushu:

"Mancai Society, Supernatural Research Society, and Nap Society. All three of these societies are currently on the verge of being abandoned and are in dire need of recruitment, and they will definitely welcome you to put your name on the list! ”

"Sounds good." Makoto Kyushu thought for a moment: "But is there any other choice?" ”

Although he just went to the club to put his name on it, Kyushu Makoto also has his own pursuits.

In his previous life, there was an essential exercise in the "Unrestricted Martial Arts" he learned, which was to allow himself to carry weapons with him legally and reasonably.

For example, his adoptive father deliberately obtained an auto repair certificate, so that he could carry a large wrench with him so that he could help others repair cars at any time.

Several of his brothers also worked as renovation workers, so that they could carry screwdrivers, pickaxes and other hardware tools with them to repair houses at any time.

So Kyushu Makoto pondered, can he legally and reasonably carry any weapons with him on the grounds of "membership of the association"?

In other words, after he took out his weapon and fought with someone later, can he explain to the police that he carried a weapon with him because he was a member of such and such a club at school?

Obviously, none of the three clubs proposed by Suzuki will work.

If it's a little more simple and rough, kendo clubs and baseball clubs are good choices. One can carry a bamboo sword with him, and the other can carry a baseball bat with him, both of which are legal weapons.

But these two clubs are relatively popular sports clubs, and they will definitely not let him be named. Moreover, in Wano Country, carrying a bamboo sword and a bat with you can easily be mistaken for a delinquent teenager and cause unnecessary trouble.

Therefore, in Tokyo, where the rainy season is frequent, an iron-boned umbrella is the most low-key and legal long weapon.

"Speaking of nominal clubs, I remember that there was a club called the Human Nature Observation Department." General Tang Zegui remembered something and recalled:

"There are only three or four people in that club at the moment, but it is said that the current president's father is one of the funders of the school, so he made an exception for her to establish a club."

"Department of Humanity Observation? What is this for? Makoto Kyushu asked curiously.

"It is said that he constantly causes trouble for students in other clubs, and then observes and records their reactions, which is called "studying the weakness of human nature." Tang Zegui will think hard:

"I've heard that they don't have a lot of club activities, so they only need to report once or twice a week."

"I'm super, what a fun people alliance!" Kyushu Cheng's scalp tingled when he heard this, and he quickly shook his head and vetoed: "Don't go, don't go!" ”

In his previous life, Makoto Kyushu often surfed the Internet, and successively entered the "Shinjin Emperor Forum", "Zuan Champion List", "Cyber Geisha Club" and other well-known fun people websites for further study, in order to improve his psychological quality and sarcasm skills in actual combat.

After years of penance, he finally realized a philosophy of life - stay away from the fun people.

Because once you have more contact with fun people, you will become their fun sooner or later.

So this club, which is full of fun people as soon as he hears it, will not go to it anyway.

"Hmph, why don't you go to the art club? The society was about to be disbanded. Genji Takatsuki impatiently proposed, "It's a pity that it's full of girls, and you'll definitely feel like a sissy." ”

"Art club?" Kyushu Cheng suddenly became interested: "What is this for?" ”

"I think it's paper-cutting or something..."Yuhito Suzuki shrugged his shoulders and sighed:

"Because it's a very unpopular type of art, it's pressed by old art clubs such as the "Comic Department" and "Painting Club", and it can't recruit people at all."

"Wait... Decoupage? Kyushu Cheng caught the keyword, and his eyes flashed gold: "That means, they will use scissors?" ”

"yes, why are you so excited all of a sudden?" Takatsuki Genji was stunned: "Is it because it's all girls?" ”

"I'll check it out now, and I'll see you tomorrow!" Makoto Kyushu immediately picked up his schoolbag and left the rooftop without looking back.

......

According to the club notice board of the student council, Makoto Kyushu finally found the classroom of the art club.

The activity room was converted from a utility room under the staircase, so it is small and you can see water pipes and electrical wires crisscrossing the walls.

Four girls sit around a large table, some listlessly cutting paper, others simply playing with their mobile phones.

"Tianhai-chan said that he wanted to quit the club and join the basketball club." A girl said casually.

"Huh? Aren't there only four people left in our club? Another girl leaned on the table in frustration: "Yada! Then we're going to be downgraded to a club! ”

"Who called her favorite senior sister in the basketball club." Another girl proposed, "Anyway, should we pull another person?" ”

"Hey, who's going to join our club... Or the comic department next door is more attractive..."The girl who looked like a minister lamented, "The club that my predecessors entrusted to me... Is this finally the end? ”

Knock Knock Knock –

The girls were discussing pessimistically when Makoto Kyushu suddenly knocked on the door and came in.

"Excuse me, everyone." Kyushu Cheng looked at the four girls and said straight to the point: "I heard that your club is short of people, can I come and put a name?" ”

As if seeing a hero appear, the female minister immediately rushed forward to hold his hand, and shook it up and down vigorously: "Really? Can it really be? My classmates are really a savior! ”

"Oh! That way we don't have to scrap the ministry! A burly girl raised her hand and cheered.

"Wait a minute, 'Oh' is a modal word used only by sports clubs, right?" The other girl complained, but there was also a happy smile on her face.

After filling out the application form, Makoto Kyushu asked, "Your main activity is paper-cutting, right?" ”

"Well,Paper-cutting is our specialty project.,Last year, we were also in charge of making paper-cut decorations for the school festival!" The female minister puffed out her chest a little proudly.

Makoto Kyushu picked up the scissors on the table and weighed them. The scissors used by this club are made of plastic, but the head is very sharp, and it only takes a little force to pierce into the human skin.

And in Wano Country, this kind of art plastic scissors is not a controlled knife, and it is not illegal to carry it with you, which makes Kyushu Makoto very satisfied.

"Coincidentally, I know a thing or two about paper-cutting." Makoto Kyushu picked up another piece of red colored paper and cut it flexibly.

In his previous life, Kyushu Cheng learned the art of paper-cutting with a senior brother, and he was responsible for cutting the paper window stickers for the Spring Festival every year in the martial arts hall.

Fifteen minutes later, Makoto Kyushu cut out a delicate Chinese window sticker with a goldfish pattern.

The four girls were stunned, and the female minister was even more excited and flushed, screaming: "Kyushu-kun is so powerful!" This is already the level of a professional craftsman! ”

"If there are necessary activities in the club in the future, you can notify me to participate, and I will not show up in the club the rest of the time." Makoto Kyushu picked up his schoolbag and prepared to leave: "I like the scissors of the club very much, can I take some with me?" ”

I will be a member of the art club who loves the art of paper-cutting in the future, and it makes sense to go out with art scissors, right?

"Hey! Absolutely! The scissors here are free to use in Kyushu-kun, and our funds are still sufficient! The female minister was already extremely happy at this time, how could she care about this little money.

"Great! Guarding the Scissors Club together... Let's be an art club, everyone! Makoto Kyushu made a cheering gesture with his fists, stuffed a few scissors into his pocket, and left the club.