Chapter 33 Drinking and Mishapting

Gao Jialin and Liu Qiaozhen arrived at the courtyard of Zhen Writer again, and the courtyard was already full of people, and they began to barbecue and drink. The rich aroma of meat can be smelled for ten miles with the smoke drifting from the cooking.

As soon as he saw Gao Jialin, Writer Zhen immediately greeted him loudly, "Jialin, come here, I'll introduce you to an old brother, Brother Cheng Zhonghou!" ”

Gao Jialin naturally admires the name of this literary hero for a long time, and he is also a banner of Northwest literature, on a par with Zhen writers. His masterpiece "Dark Horse Village" was rated as one of the top ten Chinese works in the 20th century.

Writer Cheng is the elder of writer Zhen, and at this time he has already been famous for his many excellent works, and his latest novella "House" was selected by "People's Literature", and his status in the literary world is far from being comparable to that of a fledgling person like Gao Jialin. This writer has been a member of the Provincial Writers' Association for many years and is about to become the vice chairman of the Writers' Association.

Gao Garin hurriedly respectfully went up to shake hands and salute to express his reverence.

Writer Zhen saw Gao Jialin's restraint, and said with a smile: "Xiao Gao, don't be nervous, Brother Cheng is very good, and these little brothers like us are iron buddies, and they have no fight." You just treat him as your old brother, feel free! ”

Of course, Gao Jialin was still a little nervous, but after a few glasses of wine, he became less restrained, and began to change glasses with Cheng Writer and talk about literature.

After all, Gao Jialin has been bombarded with information by later generations, and they know a little bit about all aspects of the network, of course, although they don't know it deeply, but they are completely enough to brag about it.

After a few cups, Gao Jialin began to talk about the river, astronomy and geography, ancient and modern, humanities and politics, and secular customs, as long as you start with nothing he can't answer.

Liu Qiaozhen looked at Gao Jialin, who was talking eloquently in the crowd, proud and resentful, and had to carry a drunk back tonight.

Gogarin couldn't remember what he was talking about, and when he woke up the next day, it was already dawn, and he was in the guest house room.

Gao Jialin rubbed his uncomfortable head, got up slowly, and saw Liu Qiaozhen learning poetry with a primary school textbook, ignoring him. Liu Qiaozhen studied very hard under the guidance of Gao Jialin, and she had already reached the fourth grade of primary school, and her education level was not low in Gaojia Village, and she was stronger than her father Liu Liben.

Of course, Gao Jialin knew why Liu Qiaozhen was angry, but he couldn't help it. The atmosphere is all there, and you can't drink it. What he needs to do now is to hurry up and coax Liu Qiaozhen to let his daughter-in-law not be angry.

Gogarin's methods of coaxing his wife are also first-class. In later generations, those methods of low and small were taken out, but Liu Qiaozhen did not have the slightest resistance. was teased by Gao Garin, and his face couldn't collapse, and he laughed out loud. Liu Qiaozhen smiled like this, announcing the end of her Cold War sanctions against Gao Jialin.

"Brother Galin, I know you want to socialize, I know those are friends from the cultural circle, but getting drunk all the time is really bad for your health!" Liu Qiaozhen admonished.

Gao Garin nodded repeatedly, "Qiaozhen, I know it's wrong. But I also have difficulties, I met Writer Cheng yesterday, he is my senior, how can I do it if I don't drink well? By the way, I drank too much yesterday, did you say something nonsense? ”

Liu Qiaozhen thought for a while and recalled: "It was okay at first, but in the end you seemed to have an argument with someone." He said that we are hundreds of years behind foreign countries, and we will develop faster, and we will never be able to catch up. You say he's, and you say that in another 30 years we will be the second in the world, and now the Asian Tigers, RB, Britain, France, Germany, are all rubbish! The more you talk, the more energetic you get, and you almost get into a fight with someone! ”

Gao Jialin was terrified when he heard it, but he didn't know that Liu Qiaozhen had more exciting news, "By the way, you still put your arms around Mr. Cheng's shoulders and said that he admired him the most in "Dark Horse Village", Mr. Cheng said that he had just started to conceive and hadn't started writing yet, so I asked you how you know." You say that "Dark Horse Village" is famous all over the world, who doesn't know. Oh, by the way, is Dark Horse Village really that famous? Why so many people don't know! ”

Gao Jialin stood on the spot, motionless, until Liu Qiaozhen stepped forward to probe his breathing, and then suddenly moved. He hurriedly pulled his things, stuffed them into his suitcase, and said to Liu Qiaozhen, "Hurry up and pack your things, let's go buy train tickets now, and we'll leave immediately if we have tickets!" ”

Liu Qiaozhen was puzzled, "Brother Jialing, why are you suddenly in such a hurry?!" ”

"Hurry, must hurry!" Gao Garin panicked, "If you don't leave, it'll be over, and if you drink again, your life will be lost!" ”

"Ahh Are you not feeling well, the problem is so serious, should you go to the doctor? Liu Qiaozhen panicked and hurriedly touched Gao Jialin's forehead.

Gao Jialin grabbed Liu Qiaozhen's hand, "Qiaozhen, we have to leave quickly, Zhen Jiali pulls me to drink every day, you and I can't stand it." Drink it any more, and your life will be over! ”

Liu Qiaozhen nodded again and again, "That's it, Teacher Zhen is too good to drink, you can't stand it, let's go." ”

Gao Jialin took a piece of paper, wrote a few sentences, and left a message for Writer Zhen, saying that the editor-in-chief of "Juvenile Literature" urged him to go over as soon as possible, so he could only say goodbye without saying goodbye, and thanked Writer Zhen very much for his warm hospitality, and welcomed him to play in northern Shaanxi.

Gao Jialin retreated from the room and pulled Liu Qiaozhen straight to the train station. Fortunately, there are two trains to SH every day, and Gogarin successfully bought a ticket, got on the train at noon that day, and went straight to SH City.

In the evening, writer Zhen came to the guest house to look for Gao Jialin again, but found that the two of them had left an empty room, leaving only a note. Writer Zhen was a little disappointed and talked about it at the party in the evening. Everyone laughed.

Writer Cheng said in one sentence, "Xiao Zhen, this problem is still with you." That Xiao Gao is a passionate and honest doll, but he went on a honeymoon trip with his wife. You get drunk every day, and yesterday I saw his wife's face ugly! It is estimated that Xiao Gao is also afraid of his wife, and he was directly pressed on the train by his wife twisting his ears. ”

When everyone heard this, they all laughed and nodded in agreement.

"Our mother-in-law in the northwest is very fierce, and last time Xiao Li was broken by his wife!"

"Huh? It was his wife who beat him, and he told me that he fell while riding a bike! ”

"Shit fell, his wife beat him for half the night, and the whole building could hear it!"

"Haha! No wonder Xiao Li always can't call! ”

"Okay, okay, don't laugh at people's Xiao Gao Xiao Li, everyone is the same!"

"That's it, Lao Zhen, if it weren't for your wife's business trip for a month, how could you be so happy, you still eat meat and drink wine every day, you kneel on the washboard every day!"

"You coward, meat can't stop your mouth!"

"Haha!"

……

Gogarin got on the train and began to examine himself.

Recently, I've really floated, I dare to drink a lot, I dare to get drunk, I dare to get drunk again! I'm really impatient. I will never dare to do this again.

Without the help of friends, Gao Jialin naturally bought a hard-seat ticket, but fortunately, this trip was with Liu Qiaozhen, so he could sleep alone and help look at the bag alone. Otherwise, you may wake up with nothing.

The green train is only 80 kilometers per hour, which is simply heaven and earth compared to the 380 kilometers per hour high-speed rail in later generations.

Gao Jialin looked at the scenery outside, and was a little bored, so he teased Liu Qiaozhen: "Qiaozhen, some people sighed, saying that it only took seven hours to get from Shanghai to the capital in the Republic of China, and now it takes more than 20 hours from Shanghai to the capital, why is this?" ”

Liu Qiaozhen's eyes widened, "Huh? When the Republic of China, the train ran so fast? It's not that the rule of the Kuomintang is very dark! ”

"Haha!" Gao Jialin smiled and leaned back, he thought it was so interesting to tease Liu Qiaozhen!

They were chatting when someone next to them heard them. Some people understand it immediately, but there are still people who don't understand it.

"Huh? Is what the lad said true? Did the train really run so fast during the Republic of China? ”

An old gentleman in the back seat spoke, "Don't tease your lover, young man!" During the Republic of China, the capital was Nanjing, is it fast to get from Shanghai to Nanjing in 7 hours? ”

After the old man finished speaking, the people next to him suddenly realized.

"This guy was so naughty, he almost got me in!"

"But this allusion is quite interesting, I'll use it to wrap around others when I go back!"

……

Liu Qiaozhen quit, and said coquettishly: "Brother Jialin, you just make fun of me and bully me stupid!" ”

Gao Jialin hurriedly apologized: "Hehe, how can we Qiaozhen be stupid?" We're super fast at learning! ”

The old man in the back seat couldn't stand it anymore and joked, "Young man, you are in deep love, but you still have to pay attention to the impact." I think you're quite smart, so why don't you ask a few more similar questions, and let's all guess and be amused. ”

There are a lot of such messy funny jokes in later generations, and Gao Garin is naturally a stomach full of useless knowledge, anyway, he has nothing to do now, so he just took it out to amuse.

"Okay! Listen carefully, old man! "Gogarin came to the spirit, "Let's start with an easy one, some people say that when Americans work hard, Chinese are all sleeping, is this true?" ”

As soon as his words came out, some people protested.

"It's not nonsense, it should be when we are working hard, and the Americans are sleeping!"

"Yes, that's right! That sentence just now is obviously a rumor! ”

……

The crowd was excited, but Gao Garin looked at the old man with a smile, and the old man laughed: "Everyone, you are right, and he is right. The clocks in our country and the United States are 12 hours apart, we are day, they are night. We are night and they are day. So they're asleep when we're working, they're working when we're asleep. ”。

"Huh? Look at my pig brain, why did I forget this stubble! ”

As soon as the old man's words came out, everyone suddenly realized, and hurriedly blamed themselves, thinking that it was so simple, why didn't they come up with it?