Ten minutes have passed since the speaker equipment was damaged.

The audience has already been notified by the student council and is waiting for the equipment to be restored.

Someone is chatting, someone is playing with their phone, someone is getting up to go to the toilet and buy snacks and drinks

There are only two student council members left on the stage, debugging the equipment, and chatting casually:

"By the way, are these instruments going to be moved? Anyway, the performance of the light voice department is over, right? ”

"Let's move the drums, guitar and bass first. The piano remains, and the next group is a symphony orchestra performance. ”

The Symphony Orchestra is one of the largest music clubs in Ember College, and has represented the school in many music competitions and won many medals and honors.

For this reason, the role of the Light Orchestra today is to warm up the symphony orchestra. Anyway, the atmosphere has successfully warmed up, and the light sound department does not need to continue to dominate.

At this moment, Genji Takatsuki and Tang Zegui walked onto the stage in a matter-of-fact manner, and one of them hooked the shoulders of a student council member and whispered:

"Two, the chairman of the executive committee has something to do with you, come with us."

Barely giving the two a chance to react, Genji Takatsuki and Takasawa took the two of them off the stage as if they were half-kidnapped.

The stage was empty again, and the audience whispered curiously.

Immediately, Yuhito Suzuki hurried onto the stage in full view of everyone, sat back down in the piano chair, and symbolically played a few notes.

The attention of all the audience was quickly drawn.

"Ahh Yuhito Suzuki has a portable microphone pinned to his collar that he borrowed from Makoto Kyushu.

Thanks to this portable microphone, Yuhito Suzuki's voice was heard throughout the stadium and was heard by all the spectators.

"I'm so sorry, ladies and gentlemen!" Yuhito Suzuki apologized at first, and then asked, "You must be bored because the speaker equipment is malfunctioning, and the performance is temporarily suspended, right?" ”

The audience looked at each other, surprised by the yellow-haired boy who suddenly came on stage and said strange things.

"In order to let everyone have a good time through this boring time, I, Yuhito Suzuki, decided to improvise a sketch for you on behalf of the light sound department, hoping to make everyone laugh and relieve everyone's boredom!" Yuhito Suzuki suddenly got up and bowed, his expression very solemn:

"Next, please enjoy my impromptu sketch song: "Ordinary Male Comedy Series"! I hope you enjoy it! ”

At the same time, Yu Takayama is also negotiating with Hanami Sawahara in the background, or rather, he is arguing.

However, after hearing Yuhito Suzuki's voice, Takayama Yuya was also immediately startled and asked, "What do you mean?" Who brought him to power? And what's the deal with this nasty-sounding song title? ”

Immediately, he planned to get rid of Hanami Sawahara and go to the stage to stop the so-called yellow-haired bad boy.

"I'm sorry, but my protest isn't over yet." Hanami Sawahara also felt very strange, but insisted on stopping Yuya Takayama: "Takayama-san, leaving without permission like this, how much does it lose the gentlemanly demeanor of a man, right?" ”

"Sawahara-san, please get out of the way." Gao Shan Xiong also frowned impatiently:

"The performance of the light music club is obviously over, but your club members still have to do such insatiable things, is he so shameless?"

"I'm sorry, but that's hard to do!" At this time, Sanhua Mizuko also came over and stopped in front of Takayama Yuya with open arms:

"My partner is about to do something really rock'n' roll, so I can't let it go, you bourgeois bastard!"

"Sleeping sauce" Hanami Sawahara was surprised.

"That's enough, get out of the way! Don't get in the way of official business! Gao Yama Xiong was also completely impatient, he had already looked down on a small club like the Light Music Department with few people and many, and now he was even more annoyed and wanted to beat people.

"Don't let it!" Sanhua Mianzi angrily blocked in front of Takayama Yuya.

"Unreasonable." Gao Shan Xiong also stepped forward quickly, making a gesture to push Sanhua Mianzi.

"Please stop, Takayama-san!" At this time, Minori Fujii also rushed to the side, took out his mobile phone and filmed at Yuya Takayama: "Are you going to use violence against girls?" If that's the case, I'll make you famous in school! ”

"You guys." Takayama also gritted his teeth. As an elite member of the student union, he was extremely angry with these three girls.

Hanami Sawahara and Miyako Miyako obviously wanted to stop Yuya Takayama and not let him go to the stage to check the situation. But if Takayama Xiong also tried to push and even beat these two girls, he would be filmed by Fujii Minori on the side, and he would be charged with "beating girls" or even "molesting girls" at that time.

As the head of logistics of the student union, he was actually tripped up by the three girls of the garbage club.

"So, Takayama-san" Hanami Sawahara once again showed a gentle expression with a smile, but the green veins on her forehead meant that her anger had not dissipated a little:

"I don't know what's going on, but I want you to stay here and continue to listen to my protests~"

On the other side, several members of the student council, sensing that something was wrong, wanted to take the stage to stop Yuhito Suzuki.

But when they arrived at the entrance of the stage, they were stopped by a young man in a knight's robe.

"Excuse me, everyone from the student union~" Kyushu Makoto greeted them cordially, but he was holding a bamboo sword in his hand, like a smiling swordsman who would kill at any time:

"I have an urgent question for you, can I delay you for three minutes?"

"You are. 【Mad Wolf】Makoto Kyushu? Several members of the student council recognized Makoto Kyushu and immediately took two steps back in a panic: "Please, please get out of the way!" Let's talk about it after the question or something, and please don't get in the way of the student council's official business! ”

Kyushu Cheng didn't say a word, and walked towards them with a sword.

"You—Are you going to use violence against us?!" The members of the student council were about to be frightened: "Why, why didn't we offend you, right?!" ”

"As soon as we met, you call me, an ordinary student, [Crazy Wolf], a bit too rude, according to the Chinese, right?" Kyushu Cheng smiled and blocked at the intersection:

"I want to ask you, what is the name of [Mad Wolf] that was spread by your student union? I've already dealt with the Ministry of Information, so it's unlikely that anyone will spread rumors against me anymore! ”

"This, this has nothing to do with us!" The members of the student union hurriedly defended: "We have no grievances with you, how can we spread rumors about you!" ”

"But I doubt you! Can you explain to me right away and convince me that the title [Mad Wolf] wasn't passed on by the student union? Kyushu Makoto immediately split his eyes and approached them with a deliberate attitude of finding fault, so that they had to continue to retreat:

"I'm really angry~ A good student like me who is kind and law-abiding will be called [Crazy Wolf]! Honestly, if this is really your trouble, I don't mind letting your student union end up with the News Department! ”

"Woo-ahhhh How the hell have we offended him! The members of the student union complained bitterly, and they were constantly found fault by Kyushu Cheng, and they couldn't get close to the stage at all.

The members of the student council who tried to stop them from going on stage were all held back, and Yuhito Suzuki stopped writing and played the piano music directly.

This "General Male Izuku Series" was accidentally seen by Yuhito Suzuki from a funny piano blogger when he was brushing the YouTube video two days ago.

This song is not difficult to play, and the prelude is somewhat similar to the animated OP of "Dragon Ball", and Yuhito Suzuki can play along with it just by listening to it once.

However, this extremely ordinary song has become a small hit on the Internet, and even the famous song of the funny piano blogger. The reason for this is because the lyrics of this song are lewd and funny, but the melody is catchy and catchy. If you don't care about the lyrics, it's a good pop song, which is very suitable for dissemination and singing; If you care about the lyrics, it's a funny song with a lot of stalks, and it's suitable for singing when friends are joking and making the atmosphere.

[If you can't hold back and come out during class~]

[That's the end of my campus life, Naro~]

[In that case, let's cover up the past with a loud scream~]

This is a narrative song about a high school student who suddenly came to Sanjian in class, was embarrassed to raise his hand to tell the teacher that he couldn't hold back, and finally could only yell in class and pull out the third-rate story.

On the stage, which was watched by thousands of people, Yuhito Suzuki sang unexpectedly obscene lyrics in a pentatonic voice, his fingers pounding on the keys in an exaggerated and deformed manner.

And this absurd music spread through the portable microphone on his collar and instantly spread throughout the stadium.

"What are you doing? It's so funny, isn't it? The audience couldn't help but laugh.

In most people's minds, the [Literary Conference] is a very serious campus event, and it is impossible for this kind of indiscriminate song to appear.

However, it is like serving a plate of Michelin-sized instant noodles to the table of a high-end restaurant, and this sudden contrast does not disgust the audience, but makes them curious to taste what is so special about this plate of instant noodles.

In their eyes, Yuhito Suzuki is like a clown in the circus who tries his best to amuse the audience. The more ridiculous and funny his behavior is, the more the audience loves it.

Contrary to the joyful and laughing audience, the school leaders and senior teachers sitting in the front row began to whisper:

"What's going on? Was this show also arranged by the student union? ”

"How does the music executive committee, which is so unpresent, review the show?"

"It's a shame that Nan Wusan came out of class and sang such an unsound song! Hurry up and let the student union send someone to stop him! ”

However, what they didn't know was that the members of the student council who tried to come to power had already been stopped by Makoto Kyushu and others.

Looking at the student council members who were about to be unstoppable in the audience and the school leaders whose eyes looked like they were about to kill someone, Yuhito Suzuki was also a thief, so nervous that his head was covered with sweat, and the speed of his finger playing was in tune with his heartbeat, faster and faster, and finally sang into the climax with a constipated expression:

[I can't hold it anymore~]

【Porphyry porphyri~porphyriporoma (onomatopoeia)~]

[Hmph, ah, ah, ah~Ahhh

At the same time, the audience couldn't hold back at all, and burst into laughter for this hearty clown performance.

"Porphyry Porphyri~PorphyryPorphyri~" Some of the audience also joined in the excitement and sang along with Yuhito Suzuki.

And the school leaders and teachers in the front row. They were already so angry that their faces were like black charcoal, and they couldn't wait for all of them to turn into Super Saiyans, rush to the stage and drag Suzuki Yuhito down and beat him.

The long and joyful two minutes passed quickly, and after Yuhito Suzuki had finished struck the last note, Makoto Kyushu took a playful step out of the way and let the members of the student council rush onto the stage.

"Yuhito Suzuki, what are you doing?" A student council member took the stage and angrily asked, "Why are you performing without permission?" ”

"Ah, isn't this a request from your student union, asking our light voice department to put on a show for everyone to relieve boredom?" Yuhito Suzuki sat on the piano chair and pretended to be stupid: "Besides, everyone listened very happily, right?" ”

"Hahaha! Good! Good! Some of the spectators who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement applauded.

"You" student council members gritted their teeth, and had to hold back their anger and said, "The show is over, now please step down, Suzuki-san!" ”

"Okay, okay, I'll step down~" Yuhito Suzuki raised his hands in surrender, but just before the student council members were about to take him away, he made a handsome gesture and shouted:

"Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of the Light Sound Department, I wish you all a good time and enjoy this year's cultural festival!"

"Oooh! Good! Thank you, Light Tone Department! The audience applauded, except for the school leaders and teachers in the front row, who still looked dark.

"You bastard." The student council members were so angry that they reached out and pulled off Yuhito Suzuki's portable microphone and shoved him off the stage.

Three minutes later, the student council members in charge of logistics brought in new speakers and quickly replaced them.

Gao Shan Xiong has already gotten rid of the entanglement of the girls in the light sound department, walked on stage with the microphone that had been debugged, cleared his throat and said:

"We apologize for the inconvenience. As well as some unexpected vignettes. The microphone has been repaired, and the [Talent Show] is about to continue! ”

Immediately, Gao Shan Xiong also handed the microphone to the announcer:

"Welcome back and let's thank the Light Sound Department for the performance. Next, please enjoy: the program of the well-known music club [Symphony Orchestra] of our school - Hey, who are you. Don't steal my mic! ”

I don't know when, the "school-level war criminal" Yuhito Suzuki, who had obviously been escorted to the stage by the members of the student union, ran back to the stage and snatched the microphone of the announcer:

"Sorry! Suddenly bothering everyone again! Actually, the performance of our light music department is not over yet! ”

"What are you doing, Yuhito Suzuki!" Yuya Takayama had just stepped down on the front foot, and he had to run back again, wanting to stop Yuhito Suzuki: "Do you still want to disrupt the order of the [Talent Show]?" ”

Yuhito Suzuki didn't bird him, and directly held the microphone on the stage coquettishly, so as not to let Takayama catch him:

"Actually, our light music department has prepared three songs for this year's cultural festival, but due to an inexplicable microphone failure, the executive committee actually wants to temporarily cancel our third song, which is too much, right? It's not our fault!! ”

"Shut up! Yuhito Suzuki, stop! Takayama also continued to chase behind.

The two ran and chased each other on the stage, arguing back and forth, which made the audience laugh.

Because Yuhito Suzuki has just established a funny image of a "clown actor" in the eyes of the audience, the audience only thinks that these two are doing some kind of funny show on stage.

"Listen to me, everyone! Our light music club is actually about to be disbanded, and this is our last chance to perform! So we want to finish the show without regrets, so we don't want to be cut from the show suddenly! Yuhito Suzuki continued to shout as he fled:

"Our third song! It's an original song, called "The Bouquet of a Thousand Years", which is a song written by a few lovely girls in our light music department! Although it is a very cliché and boring song about youth, dreams and future, this is the hard work of everyone in the light music department, and it is also the result of everyone's efforts until now! Especially our minister, Sawahara-san, but even if he has a fever, he will continue to rehearse, just to perform for everyone here!! ”

"So please lend me my strength and petition the Executive Committee together!" Yuhito Suzuki was grabbed by the collar by Yuya Takayama, but he still shouted into the microphone while grappling with him:

"I'm here to plead with you, please let us finish the last song in the light section! Please!! Please shout out loud, you want to hear us sing the last song!! ”

After Yuhito Suzuki shouted the last sentence, he was pushed to the ground by Yuya Takayama in a fit of rage, as if he was sitting down in front of the audience.

Gao Shan Xiong also grabbed the microphone, shook his head helplessly, gritted his teeth and said: "I'm really sorry, there was another accident at the [Talent Show], please allow me to apologize. I'm going to take this troublemaker off the stage, and please continue to enjoy the performance of the [Symphony Orchestra]."

At this moment, someone in the audience shouted, "Hey! Let the light voice finish singing! I want to listen! ”

It was Tang Zegui, who was sitting in the audience, who shouted: "Kick people off the stage before the performance is over, your student union is really high!" I don't know how to respect at all! What do you think of your students' efforts!! ”

On the other side, Genji Takatsuki sat next to a shivering boy, poked his waist, and whispered, "Say, please let the light sound department continue to perform." ”

"Please, please let the light voice department continue to perform!" The boy was so frightened by the delinquent boy who suddenly sat down that he could only stand up and shout at the top of his voice in order not to be beaten:

"I want to hear it too!"

"I want to hear it too!"

"So do we!"

"Let them finish!"

Others in the audience shouted and heckled. If you distinguish carefully, you will find that these coaxing are all classmates from the second class of the second year, and they are all Tang Zegui who privately asked them to follow the coaxing.

"Don't let the children's efforts come true, let them finish!"

"That yellow hair named Suzuki is too talented, let him do another song!"

"Listen! I want to hear it too! ”

With the leader of the heckling, more and more spectators joined in the petition and shouting, and the shouts from the audience continued one after another, pouring like a tide.

If it weren't for the previous "obscene performance" as a foreshadowing, the audience might not have supported Yuhito Suzuki so much, and only regarded him as a vexatious clown who didn't care about the overall situation.

However, Yuhito Suzuki was anti-guest-oriented, and obediently put on the clown's hat in advance, so that the audience would deeply remember him as a clown.

Now that Yuhito Suzuki has taken the initiative to become a "clown", all his subsequent antics will become rationalized and it will be easier to win the sympathy of the audience.

After all, for the audience, who would have a hard time with a clown who sacrificed his dignity to amuse them?

"We. . That's the matter of time" Standing on the stage, Takayama Yu also looked at the audience full of interest, and then looked down at the school leaders and teachers in the front row with dark faces, and fell into a dilemma.

What should I do, this is a naked provocation of me, damn it, Light Tone Department!

The situation has become like this, forcibly letting the [Symphony Orchestra] on the stage is to do it against the audience, and it will only ruin the atmosphere!

In the sound of the audience, Gao Shan Xiong finally overloaded his brain and sweated, and finally simply gave up thinking, broke the jar and said: "Okay! Then invite the light music department to perform the last song on stage! Let's welcome with a round of applause! ”

(End of chapter)