Chapter 104: Tofu Shih Tzu Tofu Flower

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In an encounter that could not stir up the slightest ripple in the rivers and lakes, Showa once said to Tianjiu with a smile, if you can become an earth emperor, I will be with you for the rest of my life. At that time, she was still the Qing'er of Wanlilou, and he was still a small plot of land with nothing to do on Chunfeng Street.

This is the only intersection in the lives of the two.

The world is impermanent, Qing Qi'er has now become the king of a thousand fox ghosts, Tianjiu has become a crow, the most cruel thing is that he is a concubine in the Yin Yang Palace, and she is a chess piece in the Yin Yang Palace who was ordered to monitor him, and now the two are separated by Yin and Yang.

Yesterday was the first time in the crow's life that he was drunk, clearing his tears and drinking, and at the end of the drink, he looked up to the sky and laughed.

Zong Yang carried the drunken crow into the room, and only said very seriously: "Brother, as long as there is something you like in the future, the eldest brother will definitely marry you back." ”

Also yesterday, a major event happened at the south gate, a middle-aged man with an umbrella fought in Tianque Street, and finally died miserably. No one knows who he is, and no one knows that he once went to Wanli Tower, drank half a jar of drunken seven steps with a young man who had never known him, and dipped tea on the table and wrote the word Wu Hanqing.

After a night, Li Xuanzang, who got up early, asked Xiang Zongyang in a chattering voice: "Brother Zong, do I actually feel more manly if I don't arrange flowers?"

Zong Yang thought for a moment and replied.

Li Xuanzang, who had no big red flower on his head, went deep into the topic and asked, "Is that more handsome?"

Zong Yang smiled slightly, and answered again.

Li Xuanzang, who was floating up, stretched his hand and touched his chin, and he didn't know what kind of conjecture he was intoxicated with, so he couldn't help laughing.

"I got up early in the morning and was thinking about women" The crow appeared coldly, and the three of them stood side by side under the eaves.

Li Xuanzang was shocked: "How do you know?"

Yuan Ben, who was still sleepwalking, also joined the ranks, let out a little fart, and asked with a smile: "Is the ass big?"

Li Xuanzang frowned slightly, Showa's figure appeared in his mind, and Se Mimi replied: "It should be big." ”

"Hey, hey." Li Xuanzang and Yuan Ben laughed together.

The clear light of the morning sun fell on everyone's faces, and Li Xuanzang asked the second biggest question in his life: "Everyone, I will be the number one person when I am there"

The crow turned his head and left without saying a word, Yuan Ben's nose blew foam, and he fell asleep standing, only Zong Yang replied tirelessly: "Maybe it's today." ”

Loyal and good-natured, Li Xuanzang smiled confidently after hearing it: "Then the brothers will accompany me to the East Gate." ”

Dongmen Chunfeng Street is no different from the past, the old red maple tree is also there, but there is no stall underneath, and there is no young man who tirelessly draws and sells Taoist talismans. The business of the noodle shop in Causeway Lane is still booming, but the signboard of the Xingtian Taoist Temple in Dongjiu Lane has been covered with a layer of dust, and the eyelets of the lock have also been rusted. The people who left a story at the East Gate have returned, but instead of setting foot on Chunfeng Street, they have come to the poor suburbs on the edge of the East Gate.

In a lonely alley, the three brothers of Zongyang stood far away at the mouth of the alley, watching Li Xuanzang go deep alone, on the other side of the alley, there was a snake here, the number of people was estimated to be seven or eight people, and after taking Li Xuanzang in, they turned around one after another, smiling fiercely.

Li Xuanzang untied the sword box behind him, which had the taste of a swordsman walking the rivers and lakes, and said coldly: "The sword has no eyes, if you die under my sword, you will not have time to burn paper money for you in the coming year." ”

Seven or eight scoundrels have guys on them, of course they remember this sissy with a big red flower on their heads, they offended them a while ago and were beaten badly, if it weren't for this sissy cannon deliberately mentioning something not to slap the face and not kick the bird, they really couldn't think of this stubble. Today, he actually took the initiative to touch the moldy head, and he didn't break the two eggs of this sissy, so I'm really sorry for him.

Li Xuanzang cautiously opened the sword box, and inside was an unsheathed rusty sword, which the master had explained, and it was called Tai'a.

Li Xuanzang frowned, staring at him with big eyes, he was a little embarrassed to take out his hand with such a rusty sword, but everyone has a guy in his hand, how can he fight with his bare hands, not to mention that the master teaches swordsmanship, in desperation, Li Xuanzang had to pick up the sword hard, and beads of sweat oozed from his forehead.

The big scoundrel led by "Good Sword" joked, causing the younger brothers to laugh. His face was full of meat, and his stocky fat body should weigh two hundred pounds, so he neatly pulled out the axe on his waist and checked it in his hand.

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Li Xuanzang looked behind him with a weak heart, but saw that the empty alley was not covered by the dead leaves blown by the wind, and the three brothers of Zongyang were not seen at all.

"Boy, your sword has no eyes, and Lao Tzu's plate axe has no eyes, and after a while, Lao Tzu cut your two taels of meat and fed it to the dog. The big scoundrel began to intimidate, this is the unwritten rule among the scoundrels in the market, scold before beating, scold until you get angry, and then beat, if you are scolded to the point of disgrace, you will not be beaten.

"I tell you, if you provoke me to use a trick, don't blame me if you die" Li Xuanzang was not scarering, but caring.

"Less nonsense, let the horse come" The big scoundrel spat on each hand, and a board axe was a tiger.

"Look at the sword" Li Xuanzang rushed forward with his sword full of anger, stepped over, and silently recited in his heart: "Jianghu, Jianghu, I'm here." ”

Li Xuanzang has fantasized countless times about how to start his rivers and lakes one day after learning the earth-shattering skills, how to choose a good place to fight with peerless masters to become famous, and how to face thousands of heroines to achieve only one scoop of 3,000 weak water. Now, it's time for all dreams to start from the alley of the East Gate.

Li Xuanzang carried a rusty sword with one arm that was a little big compared to his thin body, and his ears could no longer hear the shouts of the scoundrels on the other side, and his eyes reflected the horizontal flesh on the face of the big fat man, and a board axe was picked up without any fancies.

In the next breath, Li Xuanzang was afraid of seeing blood, closed his eyes and made the most skillful move, but his right arm had not used all his strength, and the tiger's mouth was numb for no reason, he opened his eyes in horror, his pupils shrank suddenly, and he saw the rusty sword fly away, and the big fat man kicked him in the lower abdomen.

"Jianghu, wait for me."

Li Xuanzang flew upside down in the air, calmly facing the scene that had happened and was about to happen in front of him, fortunately, his body was ravaged by the boss's embroidered shoes and his ability to resist the blow was extremely strong, he smashed to the ground and snorted like a carp jumped up, and shouted Zong Yang's sentence: "The wind is tight, pull and breath"

But a huge shadow shrouded Li Xuanzang, Li Xuanzang was so frightened that before he could look back, he was pressed to the ground by a piece of flesh, Moti's ribs were broken, and even the Yoneda Gong in his intestines should come out, Li Xuanzang instinctively begged for mercy: "Don't slap your face and don't kick the bird"

Unexpectedly, the big scoundrel roared: "Come and break his two eggs for Lao Tzu"

Immediately, Li Xuanzang's screams of crying father and mother's mother came from the alley, killing pigs, and then taking advantage of the unpreparedness of people to escape from the clutches of the tiger, he couldn't care about half of his buttocks shining outside, and two red and swollen eggs faintly appeared, and he ran out of the alley desperately.

As soon as the scoundrels were about to chase, they saw someone descending from the sky to block the way, a slender young man in a black shirt, with a long sword pinned to his waist, smiled at them, and said, "Big brothers, you have to be forgiving and forgiving." ”

The big scoundrel had a fierce face, picked up the board axe and slashed at the young man, came out to mix is more ruthless than whom, he expected the young man to dodge, so that he could catch up with the sissy, who knew that the young man not only dodged, but also stretched out a finger, the big scoundrel only felt that the plate axe was split on the iron man, the plate axe was shocked away, not to mention, the red light in front of him was dazzling, the whole body was hot, and when the red light faded, he saw that all the clothes on his body were burned, and even the hair was burned.

Zong Yang looked at the crooked nine dragon tattoos on the big scoundrel's body, which were actually more like nine four-legged snakes, and asked, "Who is this for?"

The big scoundrel replied in fear: "Brother Tianjiu." ”

The four of them went out of the southeast gate with great interest, and returned to the southeast gate with a smile, because they had been walking for a long time, and they suddenly felt empty in the afternoon, and they happened to meet a tofu stall, and the four of them each asked for a bowl of tofu flowers.

The tofu Shih Tzu who sells tofu does not look as good as the Oiran of Wan Lilou, and a few strands of hair on her forehead are messy, thinking that she is forced to work hard to make a living, and she doesn't care about dressing up at all, but this adds another beauty to her. Maybe it was almost time to close the stall, and after working for most of the day, she sat on the small bench and counted the copper coins in her purse.

The tofu flower is tender and smooth, and a few side dishes are added and poured with sauce and sesame oil, it tastes unique, the four people who have no stool to sit on or squat or stand by the stall, there are few people on the street, the crow holds this bowl of tofu flower and stands inside, first busy picking up the green onion on it.

Zong Yang looked at the tofu Shih Tzu and counted the copper coins, and said, "The wealth is not exposed, the girl should be careful." ”

Tofu Xi Shi smiled at Zongyang simply, obediently put away the money bag, and suddenly saw the crow's actions, although he didn't say anything, he read a sentence in his heart: "How can you be the same as him." ”

When Yuan Ben shouted for another bowl, Li Xuanzang was distracted and pulled the tofu flowers in the bowl, and he was very melancholy under his crotch at the moment. 00 collected and organized, the copyright belongs to the author or publisher.