Chapter 383: Can a man say this?

Time flies, and the first month of the first month has passed in the blink of an eye.

Xu Qiang goes to and from work every day, the days are leisurely, the vegetable market is basically stable, and there is nothing to do in the material department, even the courtyard seems to have become quiet because the second uncle Yan Bugui's family went upstairs.

However, when he went home at night, Xu Qiang could still listen to some short things from his daughter-in-law:

For example, Aunt Li, who didn't come to the middle courtyard much in the past, is now the third mother, and now she runs to the middle courtyard whenever she has time.

Especially like to talk to an aunt, come out of an aunt's house, look at the expression of other people in the yard, that is called a high-minded.

The yellow, black, and rough face almost said: I am now the three mothers in the courtyard, and I am not at the same level as you.

Everyone also knows her character, and she is too lazy to deal with it.

However, others can stand this, but Jia Zhang, an old pious woman who has been strong in the yard all her life, can't stand it.

After eating at noon today, after cleaning up the pot and stove, I came out of the house with a basin of washing pot water and was ready to pour it, and looked at the three mothers, Aunt Li, who had just come out of the house of the first aunt.

Aunt Li was smiling with an old chrysanthemum, and she only felt that she was in a particularly good mood today.

To be exact, it's not today's mood, it's that since their old Zhao became the third master, her mood has never been bad.

Now I don't look down at the road when I walk, and I don't know which unlucky child put a half-brick in the middle of the yard.

She let out an "oops", struggling to stand up, and opened her mouth to scold:

"Which one is this...... Ah......h

As a result, with a mouth, Jia Zhangshi raised the basin in his hand, and most of the basin of washing pot water was poured directly from head to foot.

Aunt Li fell into the soup chicken as soon as she felt that her face was sticky and she didn't know what it was, so she reached out and wiped it and looked down, it was as black as the ash at the bottom of the pot.

When everyone saw Aunt Li's appearance, they couldn't help laughing, and no one stepped forward to help.

Of course, the main reason is that Aunt Li's proud tail is about to rise to the sky these days, and several old ladies in the yard don't want to see her.

After coming back to her senses, Aunt Li reached out and wiped the water on her face, pointed at Jia Zhang's and scolded:

"Jia Zhang, you shameless old bustard, you dare to pour pot water on me?"

Jia Zhangshi looked at Aunt Li's embarrassed appearance now, and only felt that her whole body was comfortable, just like drinking a bottle of cold soda on dog days.

However, she is also smart now, knowing that this Mrs. Li is now the third mother, and the old guy Yi Zhonghai is not helping her family now, and she can't afford to mess with Aunt Li alone, so she apologizes with a smiling face:

"Oh, I said his three mothers, I'm really embarrassed, I just cleaned up the pot and stove, and poured water when I went out, and I didn't see you sitting there."

"Hey, what are you doing sitting upright on the ground? Doesn't Aunt Yi's family even have a maza? ”

When everyone in the courtyard heard Jia Zhang's words, while holding back their laughter, they all had a ghostly expression, and muttered secretly:

Is this Jia Zhang's changed sex today? How can you talk so well?

However, when I saw the smug smile on her fat face, I immediately understood that she was deliberately waiting for Aunt Li here.

As soon as Aunt Li heard Jia Zhangshi ask herself what she was doing sitting on the ground in a dignified manner, her chest suddenly rose and fell in anger, her lips moved and moved, and before she could say a word, the person pounced first.

It wasn't until he grabbed Jia Zhang's hair and pulled a lock of it and threw it on the ground that he opened his mouth:

"Jia Zhangshi, you shameless old prank, did you let that little Wang Balamb of your family throw bricks there and deliberately mix me?"

"I'm not afraid of you when others are afraid of you, I have to tear your face today, see how you will go out in the future?"

"Don't want the old thing with a face, go and listen to it all over the alley, whose family is like your family, the family has two half-closed doors, but it really wins glory for your old Jia family."

"I don't know, when you die in the future, how can you go down to see Lao Jia?"

"Oh, I forgot, what others think is embarrassing and unwilling to do, you old pious woman is not so particular, after all, your old face, the skin is thicker than the flesh on the buttocks, and it is not in the way."

While fighting with Jia Zhang's family, Aunt Li opened her mouth to scold, what is difficult to hear.

Jia Zhang's fat face was hideous and twisted, and it was difficult to see the extreme, but she didn't reply, just reached out and grabbed Aunt Li'er's hair and pulled it down.

The other hand was not idle, and directly "tore" and tore Aunt Li'er's padded jacket open, revealing the half-gray old cotton inside.

"Ah...... Jia Zhang, you old slut, you dare to tear my new padded jacket? ”

Aunt Li'er's face changed greatly, her cotton jacket was sewn from the newly pulled cloth last winter, and half a pound of new cotton was added to it.

As he spoke, he also reached out to pull the collar of Jia Zhang's padded jacket, and Jia Zhang's hand pulling Aunt Li's hair was forced, and Aunt Li's head subconsciously leaned forward, and the movements of her hands were a little slower.

Jia Zhang's other hand pulled Aunt Li'er's collar and pulled it hard, only to hear the sound of "tearing", and Aunt Li's close-fitting vest was also ripped out of a big hole.

At this moment, most of the two headlights on the chest were exposed at once, and although the scale was not as big as Qin Huairu, it was not small.

The most important thing is that the sharp-eyed women saw that there were several suspicious red marks on Aunt Li'er's two big car lights.

Jia Zhang's was so close, of course, he could see it most clearly, and finally said the first sentence after the fight:

"Yo, do you still have milk in your family? Who is it? I haven't seen your girl come back in the past few days, could it be that your son is breastfeeding? ”

When they heard this, they all laughed.

Aunt Li was angry, her face was ashamed, and she didn't care about tearing Jia Zhang's family, she covered her chest with both hands, pulled up the torn clothes to cover her chest, and reached out to cover it.

She raised her head and glared at Jia Zhangshi viciously, and was about to say something, but she heard Jia Zhangshi continue:

"What, it's not your son who eats, is it possible that Lao Zhao also eats milk? Or did Lao Zhao eat on his stomach with your son? Otherwise, it can't be gnawed like this? ”

When everyone in the courtyard heard Jia Zhang's words, they couldn't stand up with a smile again.

However, Aunt Li'er's face turned red, and she couldn't wait to rush over and tear the old widow's mouth to pieces.

His son got married last year, and his daughter-in-law also found out that he had a child a year ago, Jia Zhangshi said that her son and Lao Zhao were breastfeeding together, can people say this?

However, Jia Zhang, the old slut, just said it.

"Jia Zhang, you have to talk nonsense again, the old lady tears your mouth!"

Aunt Li was the second most difficult person in the yard, and because there was an uncle who helped Jia Zhang's family before, she didn't dare to provoke Jia Zhang's family.

But now......

As she spoke, she didn't care about the cold on her chest, and pounced on Jia Zhang's again, with a clear goal, pointing directly at the old widow's stinky mouth.

Anyway, it's not time to get off work yet, and there are no other men in the yard, all of them are women, what is she afraid of?

Hmph, besides, you all bow your heads and weigh yourself, is there such a big lady as old?

If you have another child, will you be able to support you at the same size as a man?

Thinking of this, Aunt Li instead raised her head and rushed towards Jia Zhang's with confidence.

Obviously she was going to fight, but she was stunned to run out of a majestic and glorious and invincible posture.