Chapter 342: The village is full of laughing stocks
As the saying goes, reach out and don't hit the smiling person. At this time, Xing Chan held Nangong Tang in her arms, looking like the eldest sister comforting the younger sister, and more importantly, Xing Chan was so tall and her breasts were so big, Nangong Tang's small face was pressed on other people's chests, and suddenly, she was infected by the strong maternal breath and didn't know what was going on.
Femininity, an invisible substance, is not only effective for men, but also for little girls.
If Xing Chan was like a dinosaur alive, it is estimated that Nangong Tang would kick it away without hesitation, but at this time it was different, being hugged by the second national teacher full of maternal charm, Nangong Tang lost his strength in an instant, and wanted to punch this woman, but he was embarrassed, so, hesitated.
As long as there is hesitation, there is an opportunity, and the opportunity is always reserved for those who are prepared.
Xing Chan appropriately loosened the force, allowing Nangong Tang to raise his little face to breathe, and then, with a look of grievance on his face, he looked down at the county lord who was puffing up, but didn't know how to express his psychology at this time, and said slowly: "Sister Tang, don't you want to see your sister like this?" Actually, you misunderstood, my relationship with Xiao Cheng is still uncertain.
You don't know wow, at first, we were in a desperate situation, Xiao Cheng didn't tell me, he still has four guards to protect himself, in a desperate situation, he wants to elope with me.
When my sister thought about it, too, it was better to elope together than to die obediently. After all, my sister is so old, she hasn't been in love yet, isn't it?
Later, the original form of this guy was revealed, and the manpower had already been arranged, and my sister regretted it and fell into a big trap. So, I decided to ......".
Speaking of this, Xing Chan slowly pushed away Nangong Tang, who looked stunned, turned around, and looked at Xiao Cheng who was embarrassed to death with an angry face, and then said: "Let's stop with you, you didn't declare that you have four celebrities, this is deliberate deception, since it is a deceptive love, then it's okay, it's invalid." ... Xiao Cheng thief, you have no opinion, right?"
Xing Chan pointed at Xiao Cheng, whose face was pale, and announced this decision with righteous words, which shocked everyone stupidly in an instant.
"Brother Xiao Cheng, you've been kicked! Oh yes...... , Ding Ding has long said to you that you must be honest, you have been kicked... , okay, in the future, marry me honestly, I won't kick you."
Ding Ding jumped up happily, ran to Xiao Cheng's side, grabbed Xiao Cheng's hand, and blinked with big eyes to send self-righteous words of comfort, she still didn't understand how harsh the word 'kicked' was to someone who was very proud in his bones.
"Tintin ......". Xiao Cheng slowly squatted down and picked up Ding Ding, tears shining in his eyes. "You are still the most loyal, unlike some people, who shouted life and death at first, and then crossed the river and demolished the bridge, turning their faces and denying ...... people."
Xiao Chengqi's voice was hoarse.
Xing Chan's face did not change, stared at Xiao Cheng's resentful eyes, and said in a condensed voice: "In order not to destroy the friendship between me and the Tang County Lord, Xiao Cheng, give up the previous matter." ...... Besides, how can the mother of his country be caught up in less than half a day? I'll talk about that later." Xing Chan raised her head arrogantly as she spoke.
Xiao Cheng's face darkened. knew in her heart that Xing Chan was dissatisfied because he had four little beauties, at this time, the meaning was very clear, and she was aggrieved if she didn't toss it.
As soon as he thought of this, Xiao Cheng understood, and could only wail in his heart: Auntie, you can really toss, okay, I owe you a process of pursuit, you feel very sorry, in the future, I will make up for it.
Xiao Cheng understood what Xing Chan meant. That's fine, Nangong Tang has no reason to be unreasonable.
Xing Chan seemed to be conveying a message, she needed to establish a deep friendship with Nangong Tang and the other little daughters-in-law in Xiao Cheng first, and then talk about anything else, otherwise, it would be too embarrassing. If Chu Yanran, Tian Miao, and Fa Liuli all didn't accept her like Nangong Tang, wouldn't they be able to conquer them one by one with their maternal charm?
Xing Chan is not stupid, so she immediately took a big step back, and she was also taking revenge on Xiao Cheng for not being frank enough.
"Woman, it's so complicated".
Xiao Cheng muttered this sentence and asked the sky speechlessly. He made a mistake, and the words muttered out loud.
Ding Ding was close at hand, and when he heard the words, he nodded, 'um, um', looked back at his mother, who was pale, and responded in a low voice: "Brother Cheng is right, women are complicated, my mother is so complicated, she won't let me touch it these days...... , uh, my mother won't let me mention that word, that's it......".
As she spoke, she pointed to Ziqing's towering part.
Yes?
Everyone in Luoxue Village was surprised when they heard this, and subconsciously followed Ding Ding's small hand to look at Ziqing's full chest. Then, the uncontrollable laughter came and went.
'Hey, hahaha,... Hehehe......
Including Aunt Qi, Wu Erqi and Hu Liege, Qi Qi laughed unkindly.
"Tintin, you wait to be beaten...... Xiao Cheng, you damn it, you wait, don't open your ass, this thing is not over...... laugh again, the old lady will kill you."
Ziqing's face was flushed, angry, and angry, pointing at the smiling crooked villagers around her, regardless of men, women, and children, swept down a large area with a stick.
Hiss, ......! gasping sounds came and went, the big guy really didn t dare to make fun of it, Ziqing was annoyed and angry, so scary.
"Woo,...... Brother, my mother is crazy,...... I'm scared." Ding Ding burst into tears, whined and cried, and rubbed his snot on Xiao Cheng's face.
Xiao Cheng hurriedly coaxed, saying that he would be fine if he gave Ziqing some medicine in a while. Ding Ding nodded in disbelief. Ziqing was so angry that she almost went crazy, and was dragged by Aunt Qi.
"Brother, hug". Xiao Meng didn't care about so much, she ran over, pulled Xiao Cheng's shirt, and asked for a hug. Xiao Cheng coaxed Ding Ding while squatting down and picking up Xiao Meng.
"Mengmeng, haha, when you ask for a hug, you should say this, I didn't take medicine today, I feel cute, this is the right time." Inexplicably, Xiao Cheng was in a state of opening his brain, and casually chatted with Xiao Meng.
"Brother, what kind of medicine do you take?" Xiao Meng didn't understand, and asked shamelessly biting her little finger.
"Oops, slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, nonsense, these details, don't care,... Hahaha". Xiao Cheng woke up and secretly scolded himself for not paying attention, so he started haha, trying to fool the past.
"Oh...... , I didn't take medicine today, I feel cute... Hee-hee, it's so funny to talk like this, brother, I like to say that very much. Xiao Meng said.
Xiao Cheng: ......?
Well, he admits that he inadvertently taught a good boy badly, and he hopes that Xiao Meng will not be infected with bad habits. When I thought that when Xiao Meng asked Hai Zhuer and Xing Chan to hug, she would say, 'I didn't take medicine today, I feel cute', I felt a chill and felt that my eggs hurt.
"Ahem...... , Meng Meng, you can't say this to others, you can only say it to your brother."
"Okay, I got it. Brother, I didn't take medicine today, I feel cute." Xiao Meng blinked his big eyes and said to Xiao Cheng.
Green smoke rose above Xiao Cheng's head.
"Mengmeng, one day... , no, it can only be said once in three days, and it cannot be abused". Sweat on my forehead, hurry to set a limit on use, if this becomes a mantra, it will not be good.
"Why is that?" asked Tintin stupidly, attracted by the incident. Xiao Meng was also puzzled, staring at Xiao Cheng with big eyes, full of suspicion.
"Ahaha, this is a whisper between brothers and sisters, and it can't be abused, otherwise, it will be boring. That's right, it's the same as money, when it comes to critical times."
"Uh-huh".
Xiao Meng and Ding Ding nodded in unison.
Xiao Meng bit her little finger, flashed her big eyes, and nodded: "Although I don't understand it very well, I feel that my brother's words are so powerful...".
Tintin nodded affirmatively. Blind obedience is great, this girl.
Xiao Cheng was full of cows, and the meaning of unclear was inadvertently used by Xiao Meng, how could he feel that he had done something wrong?
"Hey, hey, I'm kicking you, please, be serious, teach children, don't you be authentic."
Xing Chan is not happy, she is staging a breakup drama, even if it is a strategic temporary breakup, in order to ease the relationship with the Tang County Lord, and also to retaliate against Xiao Cheng's non-confession, this guy should also cooperate with the good show, right?
Xing Chan decided to beat this guy well.
"Oh, by the way, I was kicked! God, earth, you woman is so vicious, for you, I paid a lot of youth, you want to break up, hum, it's not that easy, the breakup fee can't be less, at least, a million best fairy essence stones can become, otherwise, I-no-agree-will."
Xiao Cheng put down the two lolis, stood up, and shouted out the bitter voice of being kicked in the most righteous language.
Nangong Tang opened his mouth and looked at Xiao Cheng, feeling that this guy was too thunderous, it was all women who asked for a breakup fee, why was it reversed at this time?
Qi Meixian and Hu Liege also opened their mouths wide, looked at Xiao Cheng, who was righteous and awe-inspiring and asked for a breakup fee, and blinked two pairs of old eyes to confirm that they were not dazzled.
"Beast!" Qi Meixian scolded angrily.
"Beast!" ...... A large number of women in Luoxue Village, including goddess-like women and men, and married beautiful young women, responded to the call of Aunt Qi at the same time, and the sound of 'beasts' shook the sky.
"Do you really want to make a claim?" Xing Chan's face was stinky, and she looked at Xiao Cheng's body, as if she was wondering where to go for the knife?
"Hey, hey, tease you... Fathers and fellow villagers, let me make a joke with Xing Chan, how can a gentleman like me do things like beasts? Don't misunderstand, Xing Chan doesn't want to deal with her anymore, I'll give her back her freedom, she's still my friend Wow...... Xiao Cheng hurriedly explained to the angry women.
"You're ......, you're not as good as a beast!" Zi Qing scolded angrily.
"Beasts are inferior!" ......
A large number of old men who were unhappy when they looked at Xiao Chengjun's face shouted angrily, 'Birds and beasts are not as good'. Xiong Daye and Arowana, two guys who fell into the ground, mixed in the crowd of men, shouted quite vigorously.
Xing Chan looked at Xiao Cheng, who was iron-faced, and laughed all of a sudden.
Nangong Tang laughed, and then, including Ding Ding and Xiao Meng, everyone burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, it's not as good as a beast, hahaha...". ......
Ding Ding covered her little belly and rolled in the snow laughing, although she didn't understand the true meaning of the words, but it didn't prevent her from feeling funny, so ...... , laughing.
"Birds and beasts are not as good, birds and beasts are not as good! Brother, I didn't take medicine today, and I feel cute. ...... Hohoho... Huh".
Xiao Meng didn't understand what these words meant, so she coaxed and laughed, and cleverly added the previous words, and suddenly, the joy was extremely strong.
When everyone heard this, their faces were red, and they laughed in unison.
Only Xiao Cheng couldn't laugh. "The meaning of the word laughing stock, I finally figured it out today, Niang Xipi, Lao Tzu is not a laughing stock, no."
Infinitely annoyed. R1058