Chapter Twenty-Four: I Won't Go to the Knife Rack Around My Neck
Listening to the Feng Pavilion, Lin Wan'er sat in the center of the couch and watched Chu Yuan walk in with a handsome look.
Chu Yuan pinched his waist and turned around in front of her and said with a smile: "How is it, is it a little handsome in this dress?" ”
Lin Wan'er said very seriously: "It's still good-looking in a white robe." ”
Chu Yuan took off his shoes, sat on the brim and pulled his sleeves and watched: "I said that I shouldn't be the head of this palace, you have to force me, now that I wear it, you don't look good." ”
"Two different things."
Chu Yuan heard that her tone was not quite right, and stretched his body forward: "What's wrong?" ”
"Let me ask you, what's going on with you and my fourth sister?"
Chu Yuan had already prepared, and said without blushing or panting: "Don't you know everything?" ”
"I lied to your fourth sister, in order to escape from Yuji Palace for her life, she was saved by Shangguan Caidie and arranged to be in our Yuji Palace, and I don't need to talk about the rest of the things, right?"
"Then say that," Lin Wan'er glared at him, "Caidie wants to eat with you, and you agreed?" ”
"Alas~ The official university crushed people to death, how dare I not agree?"
"Xiao Yuanzi!"
Lin Wan'er pinched her waist and was angry, and her cheeks bulged.
"Don't forget your identity, how can you eat with the butterflies!"
"Yes, yes, my Royal Highness the Princess, if you shout a little louder, the entire Yuji Palace will know."
"I didn't shout!"
Chu Yuan walked to the opposite side of her and sat down, holding his hands on his cheeks and smiling: "Wan'er, you don't have to test me anymore, I know what you're going to say next." ”
"I don't care, you are the head of my Yuji Palace, and I am Lin Wan'er's only lover in the palace, you are not allowed to have anything to do with any other woman except me."
"Don't bother, you're not such a person, and if I really kick the butterfly, you'll think I'm a shameless villain who takes advantage of people's hearts, right?"
When Lin Wan'er heard the word lover, her face was already flushed.
Now that she heard Chu Yuan almost perfectly reproduce the words in her heart word by word, she was even more ashamed: "You are a roundworm in my stomach, how do you know what I am going to say?!" ”
Chu Yuan stretched out his hand and pinched her Qiong's nose: "My Wan'er, because we both have a good heart." ”
"In broad daylight, you are not allowed to move your hands and feet."
"Can you do that night?"
"Shut up!"
Lin Wan'er rubbed her throat and rolled her eyes.
"You guessed one thing wrong, I really don't want to share you with other women, and neither can Caidie."
"Hmm~" Chu Yuan sniffed the smell in front of him, "Why does it smell of vinegar?" ”
Lin Wan'er gritted her teeth, pinched the powder ring tightly, and took out the long-cherished scissors from under the pillow.
Click-click
"If you dare to give me a harem of fornication, I will click you myself."
Chu Yuan snorted and laughed: "Then I really don't dare to say, after all, I am a man with strong blood, you should understand, I have been holding it for too long, I don't know when a handsome female official will tease me, tsk~"
Lin Wan'er angrily poked the scissors into the table in front of her.
"Xiao Yuanzi, how can you be so shameless, you, you are shameless!"
"Hey~ You just like me so shamelessly."
Lin Wan'er's hands were flying, as if she was very irritable.
Her slender fingers poked Chu Yuan's nose: "Xiao Yuanzi, don't rely on me to spoil you, you will be lawless, me and Caidie, you can choose one!" ”
"Oh, my princess, are you going to have a long or short argument with someone you think of?"
"Caidie is not a subordinate!"
Chu Yuan stretched out his tongue and licked her little hand, and she retracted it suddenly.
He was on his cheeks, and the starry eyes under his sword eyebrows were like the sun in the sky, making it impossible to look at him directly.
Lin Wan'er only stared at him for a few breaths, then turned her head with a blushing face.
"Actually, you've comforted yourself many times many days ago, right?"
"Oh, in this harem, it is already the favor of God to meet Xiao Yuanzi, and besides, aren't men all three wives and four concubines, Caidie is also a good woman who is hard to find in the world."
"Oh, you can't be too greedy, as long as Xiao Yuanzi loves me all the time, isn't it?"
Lin Wan'er turned her head, her eyes widened, and her small mouth opened slightly.
"Xiao Yuanzi, do you have any mind-reading skills?"
Lin Wan'er accidentally blurted out, and after realizing it, she hurriedly covered her mouth.
She frowned slightly: "No, did you secretly climb the window on my second floor at night and secretly hear me talking to yourself?!" ”
"You bastard!"
Lin Wan'er flew up and threw Chu Yuan to the ground, and she kept pounding with a small fist.
Chu Yuan couldn't stop laughing.
Suddenly, Lin Wan'er put her hands on the ground, her eyes were firm: "Xiao Yuanzi." ”
"You are not allowed to fail me."
The steps above her head shook slightly, and the unique fragrance of her daughter made Chu Yuan indulge in Gentle Township.
He touched Lin Wan'er's smooth and tender face, and said solemnly:
"There are no mountains and no tombs, heaven and earth are together, but dare to be with my family."
"Also," Lin Wan'er grabbed Chu Yuan's collar, her eyes sharp, "Don't mess around with Caidie, in case... What if I get pregnant? ”
"Hahaha~"
Chu Yuan couldn't stop laughing.
Lin Wan'er blushed and roared, "What are you laughing at, Xiao Yuanzi, I'm really angry if you do this again!" ”
"I laugh at you for being a little fool, Caidie doesn't know that I'm a fake eunuch, the so-called companion is like a companion tiger, she is always by your good sister's side, I don't dare to mess around."
"You're not allowed to say that about my sister."
"Okay, well, then my Royal Highness the princess, how long do you have to ride on me, the injuries on Duoduo's body can be healed, if she sees the two of us, um~"
Lin Wan'er blushed and moved to the side.
Chu Yuan took out a lumpy thing wrapped in a silk scarf from his sleeve.
"What's that?"
"Open it and take a look."
Lin Wan'er opened the silk scarf, and a refreshing fragrance of peach blossoms hit her nose.
The crystal clear thing, like a jade brick, immediately attracted Lin Wan'er's attention.
She put it on the tip of her nose and sniffed: "Xiao Yuanzi, what kind of spice is this, it smells good." ”
"Yesterday I saw some fine soaphorn and pancreas from the Shang Shan Bureau, plus some secret recipes, specially made for you."
"It's like bath soap."
"It's worthy of my family's Wan'er, this thing is called soap, and the usage is the same as soap, but after bathing, the whole body is fragrant, and it also nourishes the skin."
"Make sure your skin is smoother and whiter the more you use it." 、
Lin Wan'er's eyes flashed with golden light: "Really, don't lie to me." ”
"How dare you, the whole world, one and only."
Lin Wan'er smiled sweetly as if she had obtained a treasure: "Then I'll try it at night to see if you lie to me." ”
"Huh~ Your Highness, what are you talking about with Xiao Yuanzi, so happy?"
Chen Duoduo's voice came from outside the door, Chu Yuan pursed his lips, and she happened to see it.
"Xiao Yuanzi, are you looking for a fight, why do you look so disgusted when you look at me?"
"The starlings who made a small report."
Chen Duoduo jumped to his feet and said: "I saved you last night, how can you say that about me!" ”
Seeing that the two of you were going back and forth and no one would let anyone, Lin Wan'er coughed twice.
That's when the two stopped.
"That's it, Xiao Yuanzi, you're not right."
Chu Yuan pointed to his nose, and when he saw Lin Wan'er glaring at him, he cut it and lay on the blanket silently.
Chen Duoduo proudly stuck out his tongue at Chu Yuan and grimaced.
"You and I go to the Immaculate Palace in the evening, and I will take you to make amends to my fourth sister, and this matter will be over."
Hearing the sound, Chu Yuan jumped up from the blanket as if he had been electrocuted.
"I'm not going, I'm not going to say anything, how long have you not been to see your good sister?"
"The dozen or so human skins floating in the wind on the willow tree, I often dream about them when I sleep at night!"
Lin Wan'er covered her mouth and smiled, and Chen Duoduo laughed even more.
Chu Yuan came back to his senses and squatted depressedly: "Anyway, I won't go to say anything." ”
"It's rare to see who you're afraid of, even in the face of my sister, you dare to commit a crime, how come to my fourth sister, you are like a mouse seeing a cat?"
Chu Yuan took a sip of tea and was shocked: "You shouldn't ask me this, your sister, you should know why others are so afraid of her." ”
"Hmph~ Although my fourth sister has a little more temper and is a little stubborn, she is also the only good woman in the world."
"Uh-huh~" Chu Yuan choked on a sip of tea, "Your own sister, you have the final say." ”
"You don't come, do you follow me voluntarily, or let Duoduo tie you up?"
Chen Duoduo pinched her little hand and crackled, and looked at Chu Yuan with bright eyes.
"The poor can't be moved, the mighty can't be bent, you are the knife on my neck, if I don't go, I won't go!"