Just as Chu Yuan reached into his sleeves with both hands and grabbed the talisman and was about to throw it all at Jing Xuan, the little ancestor suddenly stopped and asked, "Are you Sister Caidie's husband?" ”

"You are the legendary eunuch who made a hundred poems in one night and defeated the Qilin genius?"

Chu Yuan held the talisman high with both hands and ignored Jing Xuan's unintentional sycophant, saying that he could teach him a good lesson!

He was messing around here, and the next second he was reprimanded by Shangguan Caidie: "Jing Xuan is young and likes to mess around, why are you messing around, quickly put away the talisman, what if you hurt him?" ”

"This kid is angry with me, I have to teach him a lesson today, otherwise where will my Chu Yuan's face go?"

Shangguan Caidie twisted his face, and he gasped in pain, so that he was defeated, and he had to look at Jing Xuan with a harmless face with the eyes of the resentful knife man.

In the house, there are many tables and chairs, and all the life matters that want to come to Jingxuan are here.

He leaned on the window last night and watched the fireworks that stretched like a long dragon to the edge of the city wall, so he didn't envy it, and his brother came back to describe the lantern festival every year.

But last night, the eldest brother, who always came back early, kept him waiting until late at night, and he was still full of alcohol.

But this year's lantern festival is the most interesting one he has ever heard, he not only knows the Chang Yue girl who is dressed in red and crowns the Beijing with a sword dance, but also knows that there are people in the Ming Dynasty who have hundreds of poems at night, and the Qilin talent who is proud of Qi and no one in his eyes is completely abusive.

Now, this legendary eunuch is in front of him, how can Jing Xuan not be excited.

He trotted to the table, picked up a thick pile of rice paper, took Chu Yuan's hand and sat on the square table and asked, "How come I have never heard of the name of the mountain mentioned in this poem?" ”

"And this river, is it a river in our Ming Dynasty?"

Jing Xuan's attitude took a big turn, which made Chu Yuan, who was still angry, a little uncomfortable, and he waved his hand a little annoyed: "I won't tell you, but as long as you want, I can take you to have a look." ”

"Get out?" Jing Xuan looked up and asked.

Seeing Chu Yuan nodding, he immediately put his legs on the chair and curled up: "I don't go out, the women outside are too terrible, as long as I show up, they will see me, and they will pick me up alive." ”

"What about her, do you think it's scary?"

Jing Xuan fell his gaze to Shangguan Caidie, who was smiling, and shook his head with his hands around him.

"Then don't you have a sister, and you think she's terrible?"

"How come, my sister is the best person for me in the world, so I won't be afraid of her!"

"Isn't this over, the women outside are all the same people as your sister, they won't hurt you, I heard that you haven't been out of the yard for many years, don't you want to go out to see new things like your peers?"

Jing Xuan's eyes lit up and said, "I think, but the women outside will really eat me." ”

"As soon as they saw me, they jumped up and pulled my clothes, and some of them I didn't know at all, so they asked me to marry them, and they bit me if I didn't agree, it was terrible."

Chu Yuan slapped his head and thought secretly, the orphans of the martyrs taken in by the Wei Mansion this day are too violent, right?

He finally knew why the two sons of Tianwei Mansion didn't have the style of being a general, and their feelings ran to this group of little girls, right?

"Jing Xuan, this is your mistake, maybe those little girls are acting a little excessively, but that's because they like you."

Hearing Shangguan Caidie's gentle voice, Jing Xuan subconsciously rubbed his arm and said in a somewhat miserable voice: "But their bite really hurts." ”

"Moreover, after I rejected them, they often gathered in piles behind my back to talk about me and speak ill of me."

Listening to Jing Xuan's weak confession, Chu Yuan couldn't help but laugh dumbly, sure enough, adolescent boys are so sensitive.

He couldn't help but recall that when he was in junior high school, he was almost the same as Jing Xuan, as long as the two girls around him came over and whispered, he thought he was saying that he was not good, and he would not be unconfident in his heart.

Including him, as long as three people were present and two people were laughing, he would think he was laughing at him, and his whole body was like being pricked by needles, his scalp was numb, and cold sweat broke out.

In fact, there are two ways to solve the problem, one is that as you grow older, you will naturally get better, although sometimes there will be some resistance in the face of girls, but basic communication is not a problem.

The other is to throw it into the woman's pile to temper it, see through its nature, and naturally produce a certain immunity.

This method is not only effective, but also very fast, which is also the "medical plan" that Chu Yuan intends to implement.

Since the treatment didn't work now, he had no choice but to implement the plan in advance.

Just when Jing Xuan was still talking to Shangguan Caidie with his head bowed, Chu Yuan suddenly stretched out his hand to the back of his neck and slashed him with a merciless palm.

This frightened Shangguan Caidie, and she hurriedly walked over and pushed Chu Yuan away, carefully checking whether Jing Xuan was in trouble.

"What are you doing, can you be like a child, look at your neck is blue!"

Chu Yuan stood up with his sore buttocks, and without saying a word, he carried Jing Xuan, who had passed out, onto his shoulders and grinned: "Caidie, I'm afraid I have to trouble you to lure the guards away, I have already written down a quiet path in Tianwei Mansion last night, so I will take the little cub down the mountain to treat the disease." ”

"What the hell do you want to do, this is Tianwei Mansion, there are many masters, maybe one sweeper will knock you down."

"I actually want to kidnap the prince of the house in broad daylight, do you know that this is going to lose my head?"

While listening to her reprimand, Chu Yuan took out a hemp bag in his arms and covered Jing Xuan from head to toe.

"I know, so you'll cover your face later, go to that Langque Pavilion and pretend to assassinate Jingyu, and lure those masters over."

"Xiao Yuanzi!"

Chu Yuan shook his head, kissed Shangguan Caidie, and smiled evilly under her anxious gaze: "I believe you, the situation is urgent, I'll go back to the house in the evening." ”

With that, Chu Yuan moved Jing Xuan in the sack over his shoulder, walked to the window, and kissed Shangguan Caidie and turned it out.

When Chu Yuan was completely gone, Shangguan Caidie could only stomp his feet angrily, but he still covered his face with a silk scarf and rushed out of the door to attract attention for him.

On the seventh floor of Langque Pavilion, Jing Yu put one hand on his lower lip and looked at the chessboard intently, and the gray-robed old man sitting opposite him was drinking tea leisurely.

Suddenly, there was a hurried sound of going upstairs, which attracted the old man's attention.

I saw that the visitor first greeted him, and then said quickly: "Your Highness, someone wants to assassinate you, the assassin is fighting with Senior Duan, it is better to invite the two mobile infantry Wu Ge." ”

"Hey~ Since the death of the princess, it has been many years since such a bold person dared to break into the martial arts mansion during the day to assassinate, Jing Yu, did you stinky boy offend someone outside, did you rob someone's daughter-in-law, or did you abuse someone's sister?"