Chapter 96: Looking Back (5)

(5) My Teachers (2)

3) Mr. Han's Mandarin Duck Spectrum

Mr. Han is a high school physics teacher, and although we have entered the university, we have specially called a few girls who continue to stay in our school to give lectures at home.

It's a personal issue. She said that she liked our class the most, all of them were golden boys and girls, and she should have at least ten pairs to be happy!

She said that women have a misunderstanding, that is, they turn a blind eye to the boys who grew up together and went to school together when they were young, and in the end they all married a big radish who didn't know the details!

In 1984, we watched the Olympics at her house, everyone was very excited, only I was dozing, she also cut watermelon to refresh us, I ate watermelon and looked at it a few times and continued to doze off, and Mr. Han knew that I was writing.

Privately, she asked me whose poems I liked.

Now that I think about it, she probably wanted to buy a book by a poet I liked and give it to me.

But when I replied, "No, if so, why should I bother to write?"

Teacher Han said: Li Bai and Du Fu don't like it either?

I said: "The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground, it is outdated, and now whoever still has moonlight in front of the bed, it must be so poor that it jingles!

I don't know how disappointed Mr. Han must have been at that time!

In 1988, when we were watching the Olympics at Teacher Han's house, she said, "You will definitely regret it in the future." Your high school boys are the best!"

Alas, if she hadn't said it, maybe they would have become a couple! Who knows how she counted ten pairs of mandarin ducks in her heart!

4) Mr. Pu's trick

Mr. Pu is recognized as the worst teacher in our university, because we don't understand his Shaanxi dialect at all.

is sitting in the first row and pricking up his ears, he said that "**" is also "Qiananmen", which makes people confused.

It's just that he has been teaching "Poetry Appreciation" in his freshman year, and he just read through one of the most famous poems, and no one heard a single sentence and didn't know which one he was reading.

However, when each grade goes to the reunion of his alma mater, he will never forget to invite Mr. Pu to attend. Even if a few classmates meet and chat, they will inevitably mention Teacher Pu.

Because he has a trick.

That is, he has to launch a "new generation of talented women in Bashu" every year!

After correcting the essay for the first time, he had to praise a few classmates, and from the second time, he only praised one female classmate, wrote the words "Bashu New Generation of Talented Women" on the blackboard, and asked the female classmate to stand up for everyone to know.

I am the 85-level "talented girl" he launched.

The first three times I didn't go to class because I was interested in interviewing as a trainee reporter at the newspaper, and the fourth time, my roommates reminded me not to skip class anymore! ”

Instead, I asked during recess, and then I sat in a chair in front of me and talked to me and the group of classmates around me.

At that time, I didn't know the students around me, and our lecture hall was open for more than 100 people, and the students sitting in front of it might be students from other departments who liked poetry.

He told me, "You should mark the date of writing for each work, and keep a record of the first draft, the final draft, and the time of publication." ”

He casually pointed to the classmates around me and said, "You don't need it!"

It made me feel very embarrassed, like sitting on pins and needles.

Before the Olympics, I talked to Mr. Pu on the phone, and he said: "I can't come, your teacher Sun is busy with work now, she is invited to go, and I want to stay at home!"

It turned out that the "wife of the chaff" he brought from the countryside, Professor Pu's wife, who set up a melon seed stall near our home when we were in school, is now a painter Mr. Sun, and there are many activities to attend in person. After retirement, Teacher Pu had to help her guard her shop!