Chapter 1008 I want to trick the group into smoking
The car had already left, and the arrogant young man stood on the side of the road, lit a cigarette, and took a few puffs.
Out.... Suddenly, the surroundings were filled with smoke.
The villain on this side of the flower platform originally wanted to go over, but he also stopped the steps under his feet: Hmm... Ma Ma said that second-hand smoke is terrible and can make people sick.
"Hey, boy, come here."
Forehead?
Tuanzi was stunned, then looked around, and finally frowned, and spoke: "Uncle, are you calling me?" "Asked.
Hearing this, Xiao Young nodded: "Yes, I just called you, come here." ”
Who knew that Tuanzi immediately shook his head and refused directly: "No, don't come, you're smoking, you can't come, and besides, people don't call them kids!" ”
Xiao Young didn't expect that the kid in front of him would dare to refuse himself, he was very surprised, and then threw the remaining half of the cigarette on the ground and stepped on it to extinguish:
"Alright, come here."
Tuanzi then raised his feet and climbed onto the flower platform, and then farts over: "Uncle, did you call me something?" ”
Xiao Young looked at Xiao Douding, who only reached his thighs, and suddenly had a funny interest in his heart: "Don't like cigarettes? ”
"Hmm!" Dango nodded heavily, expressing what he meant.
However, Xiao Young took out another cigarette from the cigarette case and handed it to the group: "This is a good thing, haven't you heard that smokers will be young forever?" And you won't be bitten by mosquitoes, especially smoking at home, day or night, it's absolutely safe! ”
The villain suddenly heard that smoking can have so many places, which is obviously different from what Ma Ma said.... Is it true?
"Come on, try!"
Tuanzi immediately waved his hand again and again: "Don't." "I always keep in mind what Ma Ma said.
has been rejected, and the rebellion in Xiao Young's heart is even heavier: "Black, boy, why don't you want to?" The fierce asked.
Hearing this, Tuanzi slowly spoke: "Ma Ma said, smoking is not good, it is harmful to health, especially second-hand smoke, uncle, you lie!" You're a big liar! Specializing in deceiving children! ”
Oh, some accusations, the little guy is excited.
"Stop, stop, when did I lie to you?" Xiao Young remembered very much, he lied to people there? That's the truth.
You see.
First, smokers are eternally young:
Isn't that because a lot of smokers get pneumonia and die at a young age?
Second, smokers are not bitten by mosquitoes:
Isn't that because the mosquitoes are all smoked?
Thirdly, smokers, regardless of their black clothes during the day, are absolutely safe at home:
Isn't that because smokers are prone to coughing, coughing twice from time to time, if the thief comes, he hears this cough, and he has to turn around and leave?
Why isn't this kid as cute as he looks?
Tuanzi snorted a few times, obviously angry: "You are a liar, a big liar!" "It just so happened that at this time, the logistics staff was taking the military dog out for a walk every day.
Tuanzi caught a glimpse of Da Hei's figure with sharp eyes, and immediately shouted over there: "Da Hei, Da Hei, come on, there is a big liar here who wants to deceive me!" ”
Come and bite him!
And then......
Everyone saw a certain majestic king of military dogs with the naked eye, hula and a group of little brothers behind him running towards the small group.
Barking....
Wow Wow.....
Wangwang....
The young man reacted and was about to run, but it was too late, and the whole person was surrounded by six or seven military dogs.
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