"At the beginning of people, their nature is good, their sex is similar, and their habits are far away; If you don't teach, sex is migration, and the way of teaching is specialized.

Xiang Jiuling, can warm the seat, filial piety to relatives, and should be obsessed; Rong is four years old, can make pears ..... (Middle part omitted)..... Young and learned, strong and walking, up to the king, down to the people; Raise your reputation, show your parents, light in front, and rich in the back;

The widow of a man, the gold wins. I teach my son, the only scripture; Diligent and meritorious, the play is useless, and it is advisable to work hard. ”

With soothing classical background music, every word the villain recites is clear.

In fact, Ye Wanying originally planned to let her son memorize two paragraphs and three paragraphs at most, but who knew that now the little guy would actually memorize the entire article in one go.

You know, isn't it surprising that a young person can remember such a long article before he is three years old?

However, if you let the audience know that the next few paragraphs were taught to the little guy by Ye Wanying the night before yesterday, I don't know how they will feel....

After the little guy finished reciting, he stood aside obediently, waiting for the host's uncle to come on stage again.

In the audience, Old Man Gu and Commander Gu were naturally surrounded by people who praised him: "Old chief, your great-grandson is okay, and he will definitely be the pillar of our country in the future!" ”

"Yes, the stinky boy in my family is seven or eight years old, and he can't even memorize a Tang poem, and the old chief's great-grandson is less than three years old!"

Listening to everyone praising his great-great-grandson, of course the old man was happy, but he still pretended to look like he had won the award, but the pride, pride, and look of joy in his eyes did not mean to hide it at all.

The old man's great-grandson is so smart and powerful, you old guys can only be envious and jealous!

And Regiment Commander Gao, sitting alone in the back row, although his head was lowered and his military hat covered most of his face, but if he looked closely, he could see that the corners of his mouth were constantly hooked.

On the stage, the host had already come up, and his face was full of smiles: "Xiao Yun, can you tell your uncle who taught you to memorize the "Three Character Classic"?" ”

Tuanzi immediately said: "It's Ma Ma, Ma Ma teaches the group!" ”

Host: "Oh, my mother taught me, how long did it take to memorize it?" ”

At this time, Tuanzi naturally saw the gesture of his mother's hand in the audience, and frowned, but he still replied obediently according to his mother's meaning:

"Ten... Ten days. ”

As soon as these words came out, not only the host, but all the audience in the audience were surprised.

Can you memorize such a long "Three Character Classic" in ten days? How smart is this kid?

No... It's not ten days, it's just two days! Tuanzi was very annoyed in his heart, why did Ma Ma say that it was ten days? The dumplings are not so stupid, it takes ten days to memorize.

The host came back to his senses, coughed, and continued to ask, "That Xiaoyun, do you like to read?" ”

Dislike!

I can't play anymore!

Hey, it's a pity that after seeing Ma Ma's eyes, Tuanzi was forced to threaten his mother again: "I like it." "Insincerely.

But the crowd didn't hear it.

Hostess: "Why do you like to read?" ”

Tuanzi is a little impatient, why is this uncle so many questions? It's so annoying, people want to go down, they want to eat Häagen-Dazs cake.

"Because the dumplings want to buy a lot of cakes and ice cream in the future, a lot of toys, buy a big house for mom and dad to live in, buy delicious food for grandparents, grandparents, grandparents, grandparents, grandparents, It takes a lot of money to buy a lot of daughters-in-law for my uncle, and if Tuanzi doesn't study, he won't be able to make money, and if he can't make money, he won't be able to buy all of them. ”

Burst~~

Hahahaha~~~

The host can't hold back anymore, this little guy is so humorous, are you sure you want to buy a lot of little daughters-in-law for your uncle? Are you sure you're not cheating on your uncle?

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