Without taking into account the confusion of several maids, Shen Jingbing continued to play the guitar and changed his slender voice, creating the feeling of male and female duets, and sang passionately:

"It's not that I want to drive you away, drive you away!"

"My husband will do it when he sees it!"

"You're small, he's big!"

"Hitting you is like beating a dog!"

“……”

For a moment, several maids were stunned.

But soon, that confusion turned into a shock.

Combined with the story that Shen Jingbing said before, they chewed the lyrics of this song carefully in their hearts.

It didn't take long for Yaya and Man Man to react first, and their faces turned red with a smile.

The idler beside Manman was still a little confused, so he asked her softly:

"Sister Manman, why are you laughing so hard?"

Manman tried to suppress the smile in his heart, and said to the idle man:

"With the lyrics of this song, I suddenly understood what the story the boss just told meant."

Xianzi's clear and stupid eyes suddenly enlarged, and she asked curiously:

"Sister Manman, you can tell me carefully!"

Manman leaned in and explained:

"Didn't the boss say that he had a girl he liked...... It's more appropriate to say that it is a woman. ”

Hearing this, Xianzi immediately nodded.

Shen Jingbing's story is here, and she still understands it.

Manman continued:

"Then do you know who the man the boss is holding when he sees the woman he likes?"

A trace of confusion flashed in the idle man's eyes, and he asked:

"Who is it?"

Manman laughed again, leaned back and said:

"It's her husband!"

Xianzi's pupils suddenly dilated, and he asked quietly:

"And the boss is the third party?"

Seeing Manman nodded, the idle man couldn't help but cover his head.

Is this kind of shocking secret really something she can hear?

You won't be killed by the boss, right?

Immediately, she looked at the maids who were laughing beside her, recalled the lyrics, and realized in hindsight -

"Coax me to your house" is why.

"In the middle of the night, you drove me away" for what.

Isn't that what it is...... Cheating?

The idle man's face turned red, and he had a feeling of great shock in his heart.

At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room became more and more happy when they heard this:

"Hahahaha, Jinnyima died laughing!"

"That's interesting! The young ladies are already laughing back and forth! ”

"What kind of sand sculpture song is this?"

"I can't listen to it more, it's so magical, it's just top-notch, and the first time I heard it, I laughed so much that my urine hurt!"

"If you don't understand, just ask, what is a urine bag?"

"Bladder!"

"Combined with the anchor's affectionate story just now, the effect is better!"

"I can't think deeply, it's scary to think about it!"

"I just want to know, is this a real story, or is it made up by the anchor for the sake of the whole life?"

"Abstract, too Nima abstract!"

"The live broadcast world cannot afford to lose the Emperor of Abstraction, just as the West cannot afford to lose Jerusalem!"

"Thank you to the anchor, so that a local dog like me can also appreciate elegant art!"

"As a native of Yunnan, I said that we have won too much in the trend!"

"Listening to this is just a pleasure, and if you really talk about the depth of art, you have to listen to "The Old Driver Takes Me"!"

"Top upstairs!"

“……”

At this moment, the barrage in the live broadcast room is one after another, and the gift rewards have never been interrupted.

The reason why Shen Jingbing didn't sing "Onion" and chose "Squeeze Your Crotch" is here.

Compared with the system reward, it is obvious to the reader's grandfather...... Ah, no! It is to bring joy to the audience's grandfather, and the income is higher.

And the system didn't say it clearly, so the young ladies laughed and cried and didn't give rewards!

Pattern, open!

Thinking of this, Shen Jingbing sang more and more unrestrainedly:

"Since I dare to come to your house, come to your house!"

"I'm not afraid of your husband!"

"Don't wait for him to do it first!!"

"I'll just him a few mouths!!"

“……”

Hearing this, Man Man and Yaya couldn't help it, and they couldn't care about Sister Jing's reminding gaze at all, so they hugged their stomachs on the sofa and laughed.

As for Xianzi and Xiao Wei, they were already holding back their laughter and blushing, and they were not far from being able to hold back.

"Laugh and laugh!"

"The anchor is really brave, he goes to someone's house to cheat, and he still wants to beat someone's husband?"

"My eldest brother knows how to strike first and suffer later."

"Please change the music of the square dance aunt to this one, I'm going to cycle it for a month, it's too good!"

"If it really changes, then something has to happen?"

“……”

Shen Jingbing noticed the state of several maids and decided to increase his efforts.

He stood up, the guitar strap on his shoulder carrying most of the weight of the guitar, stepped off the stage, and sang as he quickly plucked the strings:

"I think you're a little stupid, a little stupid!"

"Coming to the door in the middle of the night is begging for a beating!"

"My husband is amazing!!"

"Pinch your crotch !!"

“……”

Seeing Shen Jingbing walking off the stage and getting closer and closer to him, several maids instantly laughed even harder.

Especially when you hear the phrase "squeeze your crotch".

Man Man and Yaya almost fainted with laughter, they had long lost their usual goddess grace, and their pretty faces were like ripe prawns, full of red glow.

And Xianzi and Xiao Wei went one step further and couldn't help laughing.

Only Sister Jing looked at the maid under her without expression and shook her head.

It's just that careful netizens found that the corners of her mouth were also twitching, and they couldn't help but launch a barrage:

"It has to be my sister Jing! Mount Tai collapsed in front of him and his face did not change! ”

"I want to laugh, but how did she stop laughing?"

"Suggest a lookup, it's not like humans!"

"My Sister Man and Sister Ya are about to laugh and cry!!"

"God stepped on the horse and pinched your big crotch, what is that pinching?"

"Don't say it, the anchor plays the guitar really well, and there is a professional level! I laughed for a long time when I just now, and I didn't pay attention! ”

"It's a real cow upstairs! Dare to watch my big brother's live broadcast when you? ”

"Isn't this a laugh in a!?"

"Hahahaha! Laugh to death, laughter is more than! ”

"This job is so elegant, big prize!!"

"I can't sing such a song anymore, and I'll blush and avoid it when I hear it!"

"Ya, Daya! Why can't I be influenced by such an elegant culture since I was a child, and I only discovered such a new world when I was in college, I really hate to see each other too late!! ”

"The Book of Songs, the Dian Wind, the Twist of the Crotch!"

"I know you're making pornography, and you have evidence, but I don't report it, and I'm glad I read it!!"

"The reason why Kunming has not been rated as a national civilized city has been found!"

"Let me clarify, we Yunnan people are really not like this!!"

"Anchor: I am from Yunnan, from Nujiang, Nujiang, Lushui City, Lushui City, Liuku Lisu in Lushui City!"

"Well, then I have nothing to say!"

“……”