Seeing the arrival of a customer, Shen Jingbing immediately picked up his voice and said:

"Welcome~Come!"

The little fat man in the Mai senior sister seduced the T-shirt when he was startled and asked:

"Big brother, what do you do?"

Shen Jingbing smiled and said:

"I'm a shopping guide in our store, and if my husband wants to buy anything, just ask me."

Hearing this, Xiaopang was stunned for a moment and froze in place.

At this moment, his heart felt as if it had been washed away by a mudslide, and his eyes were full of devastation.

Isn't this an adult self-service?

How can there be a shopping guide?

Seeing his expression, netizens laughed one after another:

"Hahaha! Meet another victim!! ”

"Two goals!!"

"What a sin!!"

"Chubby: When I go to an adult self-service store and meet a shopping guide, I really know how to thank you!"

"Today's Moments copywriter is there!!"

“……”

After a long time, the little fat man finally came to his senses.

Then he took a deep breath, glanced at Shen Jingbing suspiciously, and silently moved his steps backwards.

Xiaopang came to the door of the store, took a serious look at the big-character signboard of "Yepu Adult Self-help", and then walked in again and asked Shen Jingbing:

"Brother, are you really a shopping guide?"

Shen Jingbing nodded.

Then, Chubby scratched his head and couldn't help but ask the same question:

"But here...... Isn't it a vending house? ”

Shen Jingbing gave the same explanation again.

The little fat man nodded suspiciously, and then he seemed to remember something, touched his head, laughed, pointed to the airplane and said:

"That's just dude, I want to buy this!"

"Can you help me introduce me?"

Boy!!

What a nice guy, direct enough!!

Hearing the words of the little fat man, the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help but be surprised, and then the barrage swiped the screen:

"Hahahaha!! Damn, what a warrior! ”

"This rival in love, although the anchor gave you a code, I'm still curious, what kind of courage made you say such a thing in front of 600,000 viewers?"

"Love really needs courage to face the six-eyed flying fish~"

"Don't talk about the brothers upstairs, they're all family!!"

“……”

The first time he encountered such a worry-free customer, Shen Jingbing couldn't help but nod with satisfaction, showed a professional smile, and said:

"Sir, it is a pleasure to serve you!"

"Then before introducing the product, I want to have a general understanding of your situation, I don't know if it's inconvenient?"

Hearing Shen Jingbing say this, Xiaopang suddenly felt that he was professional, and said happily:

"Of course, there's no one else here, just ask!"

Shen Jingbing pondered for a moment and asked:

"First question, have you used this type of product before?"

Chubby shook his head and said:

"It's my first time buying, so I don't know much about it!"

Shen Jingbing led him to the vending machine and introduced:

"This kind of product on the market is generally divided into three grades, and it is selected according to the customer's own physique."

Listening to what Shen Jingbing said was reasonable, Xiaopang nodded fiercely, his face full of expectation.

Shen Jingbing continued:

"The first is sensitive physique, 3-5 minutes, slow play products are recommended!"

"The second is a normal physique, about 10 minutes, and a medium product is recommended."

"The last obtuse physique, about 15 minutes, is recommended for advanced products."

"I don't know if you understand?"

Hearing this, Xiaopang nodded, and then asked a little shyly:

"What if...... Am I not one of these three categories? ”

Shen Jingbing was surprised.

I didn't expect this chubby person in front of me to be mediocre, but he was as talented as himself?

He couldn't help but ask curiously:

"And how long do you usually have to be?"

Chubby Twist says:

"It's been so much better lately than before, and I can look like fifteen or sixteen seconds!"

？？？

Shen Jingbing slowly typed a string of question marks.

Fifteen or sixteen seconds, do you run 100 meters on hold?

This also ...... Isn't that incredible?

Hearing Xiaopang's words, the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help but burst out laughing:

"! Shabi anchor, you pay me for my notebook!! ”

"It's over, I'm on the sofa, my mom is going to beat me when I come back!"

"Fifteen or sixteen seconds, faster than I ran a hundred meters!! Incredible!! ”

"This is still after the workout, how fast that brother is before the workout!"

"Brother, fortunately, the anchor gave you a code, otherwise you would have waited for the whole network to die!!"

"I'm already on my toes!!"

"Toe Taps +1!"

"Brothers, I have found a biological time ranking for everyone: duck 0.3s, giraffe 1s, just because 5s, lion 30s, cat 10min, pig 30min, snake 1h!"

“giao！！ Following the writer, a biologist appeared in the live broadcast room!? ”

"This kind of strange knowledge doesn't seem to be of much use in my head......"

"It's good, I'm very satisfied to be ranked fifth!"

“……”

But as a professional shopping guide, Shen Jingbing must not discriminate against customers because of this, he glanced at Xiaopang sympathetically and said:

"Then here, it is recommended that you use slow play products!"

Chubby nodded and said:

"Then brother, can you recommend one to me!!"

Shen Jingbing looked at the products in the vending machine in front of him, and first introduced to Xiaopang:

"If it's a slow-play product, I have three recommendations here!"

"One is a live-action imitation, and the advantage is that it feels delicate and real to the touch."

"The second one is Mai's senior sister, which uses a lot of exciting elements, just like being there."

"But in view of your situation, I still recommend this innocent otome workout type the most, it focuses on slow play and low stimulation, which can have a workout effect of prolonging time!"

After the tirade, Shen Jingbing looked at the little fat man, waiting for his choice.

But before the little fat man could speak, the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room put a question mark together:

“？？”

"Something is wrong!"

“？？？”

"Anchor, something is wrong with you!"

"How do you know that?"

"Big brother, do you know what you're broadcasting!?"

"Goodbye brothers, I don't dare to watch this issue, my dad is next to me!"

"That's what I'm selling, and the anchor explains it very well!"

"Posture up, brothers!"

"I've heard too much useless knowledge today!"

"So big brother, what should I use if I start in two hours and twelve times a day?"

"Start two hours a day, twelve times a day, you should go to see the monument!!"

"! I'm laughing to death, the homophonic stalk deducts money!! ”

"Bring me Mai-senpai, Aligado!!"

“……”

……

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