"Hahahaha! Exercise! The sense of picture is too strong! ”

"I feel like I'm laughing when I dream at night!"

"It's too abstract! It's so abstract!! ”

"Brothers, I just came, the anchor doesn't sit in a car, why do you want to ride an electric car?"

"Uh...... I can't explain this to you, I can only say that with your wisdom, you have not yet reached the level of being able to understand the Great Emperor! ”

"Yes, Sao Nian! You still need to practice hard, I think when I started practicing, it took a long time from production to completion, but now I only need three minutes! Without him, only the hand is familiar!! ”

"My big brother is a cow beep!! You can't get to this realm by watching less than a movie!! ”

"If you can't stand the loneliness of cultivation and want to take a shortcut, then you can go to see the fruit pie commentary, but this is a demon sect exercise, and you can't easily set foot on it!"

"Many women have said that I am a dangerous person, but even so, I still can't figure out the wisdom of the emperor!"

"Danger? An inch long and an inch strong, right? ”

"! You can understand it at once! ”

“……”

Shen Jingbing rode a small electric donkey, looking at the chaotic barrage in the live broadcast glasses, and was a little confused for a while.

The current sand sculpture netizens are too cultured, although he knows that these barrages are not serious, but if he can't understand it, he can't understand it.

But at this moment, a system message popped up:

[Congratulations to the host for completing the No. 2 secondary mission]

["Ice Cream Incident" upgrade task to get 10 million traffic funds! ] 】

[Amateur top car skills, has been stored in the skill library]

[Cash 288888 yuan, has arrived]

Shen Jingbing added the accelerator of the little electric donkey, looked at the car skills in the skill library, and suddenly became curious.

He thought to himself:

"I don't know if this car skill includes an electric car in the bag?"

From the International Convention and Exhibition Center to Hang Lung Plaza, it takes more than ten minutes.

Shen Jingbing had nothing to do, so he simply rode a small electric donkey while receiving his riding skills.

In an instant, countless knowledge poured into my mind:

Unfathomable, unreachable, long-lasting, deep-rooted, professional counterpart, chatting with masturbation, good at interacting with people, seeing the seams, teaching people to handles, and striving for perfection......

Shen Jingbing almost didn't stop the car and died on the spot.

His grandma drips!

I never expected it!

Feelings: This car is not the other car!

Shen Jingbing complained in his heart:

You dog system, it's so improper!

However, after having the driving skills, Shen Jingbing looked at the barrage that he couldn't understand, and not only understood it instantly, but smiled instead.

That's it?

After thinking about it, he manipulated the live broadcast glasses and registered a new account on the spot.

Nickname: Tianbi Dao people!

After having a trumpet, he immediately joined the barrage and comment battlefield.

The barrage setting of this live broadcast platform is very interesting, in addition to the instant barrage, it can also display the high-praise comments that have just been posted in the comment area within ten seconds.

There is a word limit for instant barrage, but not for comments.

After this period of precipitation, the comment area of Shen Jingbing's live broadcast room has long been occupied by major driving warriors.

But in Shen Jingbing's opinion at this time, their driving skills are really rusty, they are completely stiff, and there is no art at all.

To several new comments, he replied through the eye input of the live glasses:

"Recently, I have been cultivating with the Great Emperor too often, how can I break it?"

Tianbi Dao people:

"Two pills a day, three pills at a time, I hope you will never understand!"

"Family, isn't this girl good-looking? 【Beauty Picture .jpg】"

Tianbi Dao people:

"Well, I like places with mountains and water!"

"Trouble brothers, evaluate it, am I sexually sexy? [Edge Picture .jpg]"

Tianbi Dao people:

"If it's art, don't hit the horse, and don't send out astringency!"

“……”

In just ten minutes, Shen Jingbing replied to hundreds of comments, and the artistic component was not low.

Although netizens sometimes sand sculpture a little, their eyes are still bright.

After seeing Shen Jingbing's reply, they frowned for a while, then thought about it, and finally sighed, and then obediently praised it.

Soon, in the comment area of Shen Jingbing's live broadcast room, the nickname "Tianbi Daoren" was well known to many sand sculpture netizens.

Then many netizens who came to challenge directly launched comments, @起他:

"Dao Chief, a European and American student in our school wants to have a relationship with me, do you want to?"

Tianbi Dao people:

"To borrow a sentence from the previous barrage, just use the spoon to drink soup, don't think about stir-frying!!"

"Dao Chief, recently my wife doesn't feel right, always holding her mobile phone and chatting sweetly, I suspect that she is cheating, but she stays at home every day and doesn't let me look at my phone, what's the situation?"

Tianbi Dao people:

"It doesn't have to be cheating, it could just be simple incest!"

"Dao Chief, I'm a very beautiful girl, I opened Douyin a few days ago, posted a video, and then made a little fire, and today I received an invitation from worry-free media, do you think I should agree?"

Tianbi Dao people:

"When you try to wipe the edges, do you remember when you were a child wearing a beautiful dress and asking, 'Dad, am I not beautiful?' ”

“……”

After Shen Jingbing's explosion, netizens in the comment area changed his title from "Dao Chief" to "Master"!

After outputting his inner literary brilliance, Shen Jingbing felt refreshed.

At this time, he pinched the brakes of the little electric donkey, came to the parking lot of Hang Lung Plaza, and found the No. 1 substitute driver.

In addition to the normal checkout, Shen Jingbing also gave him another hundred yuan in tips.

In less than half an hour, the little brother almost earned more than one hundred and fifty, which is okay.

As for the other four, in addition to the normal checkout, the platform will also deduct a waiting fee of 50 yuan/half an hour, and they are not taking an order in vain.

After getting the car keys, Shen Jingbing hummed a small tune and walked around Hang Lung Plaza.

It is worthy of being one of the most prosperous commercial plazas in the magic capital, which can be described as beautiful women, and the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room were dazzled:

"Damn!! It's worthy of the magic capital, there are so many beauties!!"

"Gan! I don't know which one to look at!!"

"Tonight they are going to suffer in my dreams!"

"Master, what do you think of this situation?"

Tianbi Daoren: "It's so pleasant to look at, I think I can live to be 100 years old." ”

"A master is a master, true temperament!"

"Tianbi Dao people, I'm a real person, I don't know if we can communicate?"

“……”

After commenting with sand sculpture netizens, Shen Jingbing returned to reality and prepared to complete the No. 1 task:

[No. 1 Subsidiary Mission: Wear the clothes of the bureau, drive the top red flag to run Didi, and serve three passengers]

【Quest Reward:】

[1. Add 10 million traffic funds to the "Ice Cream Event" upgrade task]

[2. Glory of Kings Skills, Amateur Top]

[3. Cash 288888 yuan]