Chapter Ninety-Three [Why Is 87% of the Body Skin White?] 】Ask for the first order!!
"I was ignorant back then, and I still used to hand over the MV!"
"Uh...... You're not the only one, I've done it too! ”
"I remember the dance of this song was quite magical!!"
"Wait...... Dance? ”
"Father-in-law, won't you want to jump this later?"
“……”
Thinking of this question, everyone in the live broadcast room was once again embarrassed to silence.
They all looked at the title of the song that appeared on the screen:
"Gangnam Style"!!
Not only sand sculpture netizens, but even some onlookers were shocked when they saw the name of the song engraved in their DNA!
Back on the dance machine, Shen Jingbing asked Xiang Manman:
"Horse dance, do you know how to dance?"
Manman said with some tears and laughter:
"I used to know, but now I don't remember it very well."
Shen Jingbing said with a smile:
"It's okay, jump with me, double the salary."
In the face of the song "Gangnam Style", Manman is sincerely unwilling.
But forced by the obscenity of the rich layman, she still chose to give in.
Soon, the music of the dance machine sounded:
"Oba Gang Style!"
Then, Man Man took a deep breath and followed the prompts of the dance machine to start the dance move of repeatedly kicking + baboon scratching his head.
Although this song was very popular back then, it seems that now it is an embarrassing word.
Especially jumping in front of so many people, even if it is a social cow like her, she can't help but feel a little social death at this time.
So although she can dance this dance, her movements are extremely stiff and she doesn't let go at all.
But in contrast, Shen Jingbing, who has chosen to let himself go, completely interprets the homonym of his name and begins a rhythmic rhythm:
"That session of Nen Da Sarongou, Yin Ka called to Miga~"
"Pihagane wants public opinion, Ala puff giao a tender Yao family~"
“……”
When I saw this scene, the onlookers really wouldn't be there.
Family, who knows?
It's all 2023, and there are still people who take out the 2012 song and dance?
Everyone almost thought that they had crossed by themselves.
The most important thing is that DNA is so embarrassed that it starts to move!!
The bizarre Renaissance, combined with the earthy and trendy rhythm that now looks like it, creates an extreme sense of embarrassment.
And at this moment, the maids behind Shen Jingbing, seeing Man Man who was being dragged by him and tortured, couldn't help it at all, and laughed directly.
Compared to Shen Jingbing's professional movements, Man Man looked like a dead fish writhing his body, soulless.
Soon, the song comes to the first climax:
"Oba Gang Style! Uh-ha~~"
The two began a horseback dance move, which evoked the memories of death in the audience.
"Gangbon style!"
"Puppet puppet puppet bar just capsule style! Ah~"
"Gangbaue style! Even puppet puppet bar just capsule style......"
Seeing this scene, even the sand sculpture audience who thought they were the best sand sculptures had to admit that there were more sand sculptures than themselves at this moment:
"It's embarrassing, it's embarrassing!!"
"Brothers, what's embarrassing about listening to this song for the first time? Pretty rhythmic, huh? ”
"Is there a possibility that we are embarrassed not by this song, but by the age at which we are embarrassed to listen to this song!"
"Hearing this song, watching this dance, I have goosebumps all over my body!!"
"I'll admit that compared to this song, only 'Little Apple' has the power to fight!"
"! I planted a seed, didn't I? ”
"My father-in-law is so bad that he has no strength for my Sister Manman!"
"Manman: It's really hard to earn your money!!"
"Lack of energy? Do you mean ......?"
"You're crazy!! This meme must not be spoken! ”
"Anyway, how can Manman's legs be so white?"
"yes, why is it reasonable that 87% of the skin in the body is white?"
"Reasonable, it's all because I'm too often!"
"the whole upstairs car!!"
“……”
At this moment, the atmosphere of the whole audience fell into a strange dullness.
The initiator of this phenomenon is Shen Jingbing, who is dancing on a horse on the dance machine.
This feeling of freedom is so happy!
Since losing the constraints of the system, he has found that the inspiration for the whole life is endless.
The music of "Gangnam Style" continues:
"Gangbon style!"
"Puppet puppet puppet bar just capsule style! Ah~"
"Gangbaue style! Even puppet puppet bar just capsule style......"
After dancing the climax of the second horse dance, the song "Gangnam Style" also entered garbage time.
Looking at the almost perfect score on the screen, Shen Jingbing looked at Man Man on the side, who was already embarrassed like a walking corpse, and asked:
"Or ...... Another one? ”
Hearing this, Man Man immediately shook his head frantically and said:
"Don't, don't!"
"I ...... I really can't jump down!! ”
With that, with the last remaining strength, she stepped off the dance machine and fell into Yaya's arms.
Really, Man Man would rather not make Shen Jingbing's money now, than continue to dance these embarrassing songs.
Seeing this scene, Shen Jingbing couldn't help but shake his head helplessly.
Young people now!
I don't want to make any money!
But it's just right here, and it's not interesting to work too many times in one piece.
Thinking that in the game hall, the shooting machine and the dancing machine had already been arranged, Shen Jingbing was worried that the final settlement of the whole job was related to the venue, so he had the idea of transferring the position.
It's all over the place today!
Hurry up and change places and continue to reorganize!!
Thinking of this, he stepped off the dance machine and went to the game console of the fishing master with a group of maids, ready to spend all the game currency.
But after researching it, Shen Jingbing was surprised to find that this arcade fire was still the old version of the business model.
I don't know if it's due to policy restrictions or what factors, the game equipment in many game halls has changed from playing game currency to playing games to get tickets for playing games.
The latter model is very uninteresting.
But I didn't expect that today he ran into a "fish that slipped through the net"!
There are also drawbacks to the mode of game currency playing game currency, that is, it is very cool when you catch fish, and the game currency goes out.
But once the coins are used to the end, there is not even a ticket.
Shen Jingbing asked the housekeeper Xiao Li to distribute the game currency to several maids, and then occupied a machine together and started a fishing trip.
Seven people, less than 500 in-game coins.
In Shen Jingbing's expectation, it would be over in ten minutes.
But I didn't expect that Xiao Xian's luck was exceptionally good.
They were all losing coins, but she caught one by one, and even caught a golden shark!
But in this kind of game, the final win rate still depends on the internal manual control of the value.
No matter how much the emperor is in Xiaoxian, in the end, everyone still loses the game currency completely.
Shen Jingbing stood up from his chair and suggested:
"Shall we go to the supermarket?"
"While the weather is good today, I want to wait for a picnic!"
The housekeeper Xiao Li naturally agreed.
But when several maids heard this, they looked at each other.
They glanced at their maid outfits.
Dressed like this to go to the supermarket?
It's a little embarrassing.
There is still a night out!!
(End of chapter)