Chapter 1208: Scumbags All Over the World Explode
In the gray sky, a slight frown flashed on Gao Tang's face, and then he moved quickly. A hand knife went down, and the sleeping person fainted directly, and then he changed his clothes, and after changing, he touched a few handfuls of mud from the ground on his face, neck, and the place where he could see the flesh was all blackened anyway.
After hiding the people, the sky was already bright, and there were more people outside the small village, all of whom were villagers in the village.
Gao Tang got under the washboard for the first time, wrapped his body in the stinking shabby coat, and not long after, the door of the house opened, and a middle-aged woman with a very bad face came out, scolding in her mouth:
"My mother can have a harvest even if she raises a pig for half a year..... balabalabala。 ”
The woman walked to the washboard, unceremoniously put the bowl in her hand, which was slightly better than pig food, on the washboard, and kicked the sleeping man below a few times:
"Get up and eat! Hurry up after eating, don't dangle under the nose of the old lady, it's better to die outside! ”
The woman seemed to be relieved after a few kicks, and then turned back to the house.
At this time, the long arm stretched out, and took down the bowl of food from the top of the washboard, and when he saw the black and dirty mass inside, he couldn't tell what it was, the corner of Gao Tang's mouth twitched a few times, and then put the bowl back in its place.
You can tolerate stinking clothes, but you will never eat these dangerous things, and who knows if there is anything in them that you can't eat? In case something goes wrong, who's responsible?
Besides, if it were before, Master Gao would not be so disgusted, even if he didn't eat real pig food, but in the past year, his appetite has long been raised by his little wife at home.
When there were more people in the village, the figure under the washboard climbed up, and then hunched out of the courtyard.
As long as you don't look at it up close, you will never see that someone has changed.
The form, the figure, the walking posture, all aspects are almost the same.
After walking for a while, I heard a woman's scream not far in front of me, yelling: "Hooligans, dead rascals, you steal the old lady's underwear again, see if the old lady doesn't kill you today!" ”
Then there was a burst of male voices: "Hahaha, belly pocket, panties, fragrant, smelly...."
The man didn't care about the woman's angry screaming and chasing, but laughed loudly, laughing while holding the woman's underwear and waving it in his hand.
Well, that's right, this 'hooligan who stole women's underwear' is none other than Instructor Zhao who has finished our disguise.
Poof, it's really similar, much better than some celebrities' acting skills.
There were already a lot of people around for a while, and almost everyone in the village was used to seeing this scene, so there was nothing shocking, just a joke, and no one went up to help the woman or anything.
When Gao Tang saw such a scene, his eyes instantly dimmed, and then he rushed into the crowd of onlookers, and when he saw the woman, he stretched out his hand and hugged him: "Hug the daughter-in-law, hug the daughter-in-law..."
"Oh my god, how did these two lunatics get together today?"
"Ahh Brother, brother, this madman hugs me...."
"Damn, dare to insult my sister, see if Lao Tzu doesn't beat you to death!" The man said, rolling up his sleeves and stepping forward.
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