Chapter 148: Can You Peel Him Off and Give Me His Skin Before I Get Out of the Oil Pot?
The more Jun Fengyun looked at it, the more she felt that there was a calculation hidden in her smile.
After thinking about it, he finally sat down facing Su Yueli and said, "If you really want to talk, you can talk about it this way." ”
Su Yueli half-stood up and winked at him, "The prince doesn't know anything, lying down and talking can increase the relationship between husband and wife." ”
Jun Fengyun didn't believe her nonsense, and snorted lightly: "To be precise, we have already talked about it just now, I don't know what else the princess wants to talk about?" Also, are you really pregnant? ”
"......" Su Yueli choked for a moment, and said angrily and funny: "No, big brother, you should be quite smart, right?" Do you really believe it? ”
Jun Fengyun was also annoyed, this woman's words were true or false, and sometimes people couldn't guess it.
He frowned: "It's better that there really isn't!" ”
"Of course not! I'm still a yellow flower girl, why don't you check it out? ”
"......" Jun Fengyun's ears were hot, and he suddenly stopped talking.
Su Yueli pursed her lips and smiled, and leaned her upper body towards him, "Isn't the prince awake now?" Isn't it okay? ”
"Su Yueli!" Jun Fengyun scolded her.
Su Yueli didn't care, and chuckled: "It's okay, the concubine doesn't dislike you, besides, don't worry, the prince can rest assured, I will treat it, or let's try it now?" ”
"......" Jun Fengyun's face was red from her teasing, and she couldn't help asking: "These are all taught to you by grandma?" ”
Su Yueli: "Do you still need to teach these from your grandmother?" Then the prince is too small to look down on the concubines? ”
“!!!” Her words simply shocked Jun Fengyun for a hundred years.
"Su Yueli!" Jun Fengyun asked, "Have you told anyone else about this?" ”
Su Yueli was also shocked: "Lord Wang, when I sit on the stage?" I'm also picky, but if it's less than one-tenth of the prince's beauty, I don't even take a second look! ”
Jun Fengyun's brows furrowed even tighter, "What kind of mess?" Whatever the king asks you is, don't divert the topic! ”
"Am I not clear enough? I don't even look at those people, so how can I tell them this? ”
Jun Fengyun was skeptical, and asked, "What about that Immortal Monarch?" ”
Again! Mention him and get angry!
"If you don't want to talk about it, forget it, why mention this ghost thing again!"
Seeing her turn over and lie down angrily, Jun Fengyun was satisfied.
And the "ghost thing" who was still pulling with Cui Xiaopang at this time suddenly sneezed twice for no reason.
After the sneezing, Yan Xiu himself was stunned, Cui Ziyu was even more dumbfounded, and looked at him with straight eyes, "Your Highness, you are ......"
What he is looking at is Lord Hades in the Underworld? I've never heard of Lord Hades suffering from the cold? So......
Cui Ziyu remembered a proverb in the world, "One thought, two scolding, three thoughts", someone thinks about sneezing, and someone scolds when he hits twice, so Lord Hades is being scolded?
There are not many people who dare to scold Lord Hades, of course, I don't know if they scold secretly, but there may not be many people who can make Lord Hades react when they scold secretly.
"Your Highness......" Seeing that his face was becoming more and more gloomy, Cui Ziyu didn't dare to say what came to his mouth.
Yan Xiu had lived for so long, it was impossible that he hadn't heard of this, although he didn't believe it, but that was before he met Su Yueli.
The dignified Immortal Monarch was quite depressed by the two sneezes.
He glanced at Cui Ziyu and asked, "What if Benjun has to move him?" ”
Yan Xiu had two things to find Cui Ziyu, one was to inquire about Jun Fengyun's identity, and the other was to ask Cui Ziyu to check whether Su Yueli was pregnant.
However, these two things are a little difficult for Cui Xiaopang.
He didn't know if he didn't check, but after checking it, he found that Jun Fengyun's name in the book of life and death only had a year of birth, not a year of death, which means that this person was destined by heaven, and even he couldn't get a glimpse of the other party's life and death.
Theoretically, such a person can't move easily, who knows which way to provoke the immortals, thus causing unnecessary trouble.
As for the second matter, whether Su Yueli is pregnant or not is really beyond the jurisdiction of one of his judges.
To be precise, if Su Yueli is really pregnant, then the baby is now a little tadpole in his belly at most, and even if he has vitality, he will not appear in the book of life and death.
Cui Xiaopang wanted to cry without tears, so that His Royal Highness the Immortal Monarch felt that it was more reliable to find a ghost doctor for this matter than to find him.
However, what he didn't expect was that Yan Xiu didn't come to such a sentence again.
As a subordinate of the Immortal Monarch, although he has not been in office for a long time, he still guessed who he was talking about for the first time!
Cui Xiaopang persuaded bitterly: "Why does His Highness have to move him? He is only a mortal at the moment, even if he has a marriage contract with Miss Su, they will only be in this life. The life of a man is very short, Your Highness might as well be more tolerant! ”
"It's true that the life of an ordinary person is not long, but these two are not ordinary people, didn't you see it just now, that person only has a life year and no death year, do you know when he will die? What if you don't die? ”
"Uh......" had to admit that the words of the Immortal Monarch were very reasonable.
Yan Xiu continued: "As for Su Yueli, not to mention, she has an immortal and immortal soul, and when this body dies, her soul will find another one that is more suitable for her." How do you know they won't meet again? ”
"This ......" Cui Xiaopang was speechless, he wanted to ask why the Immortal Monarch had to break up this pair, but he didn't dare to ask.
I always feel that there is an indescribable energy in the Underworld, like a ...... Vinegar!
Realizing this, Cui Xiaopang didn't dare to say anything.
Yan Xiu was a little irritable and scolded: "You are still in charge of life and death!" You can't do two little things, waste! ”
Cui Xiaopang: Yes, yes, he's a waste! He can't do it, but in other words, can't His Highness the Hades also do it?
But you can't say this, otherwise it will be light.
"Your Highness is taught, but ...... He really can't move this person! Cui Xiaopang was entangled again and again, but he still persuaded stubbornly: "Or, wait for your subordinates to check again, and then make a decision?" ”
Yan Xiu waved his hand impatiently, motioning for him to hurry up.
Cui Xiaopang was relieved and retreated in a panic.
Back at his judge's mansion, the more he thought about it, the more anxious he became, and the scene of seeing Su Yueli for the first time at Nai He Bridge came to his mind at the same time.
At that time, her skin was somewhat similar to now, but it was more heroic and looked more mature.
The reason why she looks mature is because she can't speak, but when she speaks, she is either hurtful or nonsense.
A woman, I don't know how she can do it so casually.
Cui Xiaopang still remembers the first thing she said when she saw herself: "Yo, this little white fat man's skin is quite good, it's a pity to die so young, Hua'er, can you peel off his skin for me before getting into the oil pot?" I want to make a pair of gloves! ”
The other side of the flower glanced at her, and ignored it at all.
Cui Ziyu was so frightened at that time that he retreated again and again, almost falling off the bridge, but Su Yueli laughed and fished it back for him.
In his unconscious, he heard the flower spirit envoy whisper: "Don't make trouble, it's important to get down to business, and if you are discovered, you will be in trouble!" ”
Then they left.
Thinking about it at this time, Cui Ziyu couldn't help but wonder, what did they want to do at that time?