Chapter 4 The Theory of Pickling Girls

"Uh......" Chu Ling didn't expect Liu Yuzhen to say this, nor did he expect Liu Yuzhen to be shameless like this! And how could the little fat man on the side look at Liu Yuzhen with admiration on his face, he really didn't expect Liu Yuzhen to think of such a reason. Looking at that posture, it seems that I want to run over and kiss Liu Yuzhen fiercely!

"I take back what I just said and sincerely apologize to the two of you, you can indeed influence the development of future generations!" Chu Ling said to the two of them very seriously. Wu Ziyue on the side looked a little stunned.

"There's no need to apologize, as long as you can pass on a few tricks to us to pick up girls!" Liu Yuzhen said to Chu Ling with a flattering smile, and the little fat man who held Chu Ling's arm was even more so, it seemed to be even worse.

Chu Ling looked at the appearance of the two of them, with a bright smile on his face, and asked the two, "I really want to know?"

"En'en......" The two nodded busily.

"Okay, I'll sue you, but you can't say it, this is my unique secret! I only told you on the face of my roommate!" Chu Ling said to Liu Yuzhen and the two very strictly, but there was a hint of a smile on the corner of his mouth. I don't know what I'm thinking.

"That's for sure!" the two reassured, patting their chests.

"Okay, I'll tell you, my secret is ......" Chu Ling paused, looked at the two of them, and even Wu Ziyue on the side pricked up his ears. It seems that some things are common.

That is, under the witness of wind and fire, under the backdrop of the oath of the mountains and the sea, under the blessing of Shanbo and Yingtai, under the moving verses of the hand of the son and the son, and the moving verses of the heavenly wish to be a winged bird and the earth to be a connecting branch. I took her hand, and the two hearts fused together, and from then on, I would never give up at the end of the world, and I would be happy with my eyebrows! That's all!" Chu Ling finished speaking in one breath and took a deep breath to soothe the suffocation in his chest.

The three of them heard Chu Ling's words, and the three of them opened their eyes wide, looking very surprised.

"I protest, it's not a secret!" the little fat man said first loudly.

"I protest too!" Ryu then protested loudly.

Although Wu Ziyue didn't say it out loud, he looked at Chu Ling's eyes and showed a sigh.

However, Chu Ling didn't care about the protests of the three of them, and continued: "Of course, this can't be said to be a method. But when you think about it deeply, if you hadn't shared hardships together, would you have been able to deepen your feelings for each other? If you didn't say to her the vows of the mountains and seas, would you be able to make her happy, trust you, and like you even more? Tang and Song poems, those touching and heartfelt poems left by the ancients, are naturally indispensable, and they can create a more suitable environment for you, so that your feelings can be further sublimated! So that each other can feel each other's heartbeats more truly. That's how we get to know each other better!"

Chu Ling said that the road stopped for a moment, pursed his lips, and the little fat man hurriedly understood and took a bottle of drink for Chu Ling. This made Chu Ling's eyes full of approval when he looked at the little fat man. made Liu Yu sincerely regret it. Chu Ling took a sip of his drink, cleared his throat, and continued:

"When she gets along with you, you shouldn't hold some other thoughts, you should maintain due respect for her, raise your eyebrows, and you need to treat her as your wife for life, even if you can't get together in the end. In this way, you will be able to win his heart even more, and when she feels that you are polite, you should also show your manly domineering from time to time!

"How do you show domineering?" the little fat man hurriedly asked when he saw Chu Ling pause.

"This requires you to combine your own actual situation. For example, when you feel that she has developed a crush on you, kiss her while she is not paying attention, but remember not to go overboard. After kissing, he immediately left in a very chic manner, and shouted at her, 'I love you, you will always be mine' and other words that show the man's fortitude. This will leave a deeper impression on her and even remember you for the rest of her life. For a girl with a weak personality, you should take care of her with your heart and influence her, and for a stronger girl, you should show your stronger side. Sometimes, for some girls, it is necessary to prepare for the long march. Well, this is my opinion, you can listen and learn, but you can't copy it!" Chu Ling finally admonished the three of them. ,

"Why?" Liu Yuzhen asked the doubts in his heart first.

"What suits you is the best, you have to treat mine as nonsense, and finding out the secret of picking up girls that suits you is the most important thing!" Chu Ling said heartily.

"Master, big brother, dear big brother!" shouted the little fat man from the side.

"From now on, I'll mess with you, big brother!" Liu Yuzhen also said on the side.

Wu Ziyue seemed introverted and didn't say anything.

"I'll give you a good one!" Chu Ling said with a smile at the three of them again.

When the three of them heard that Chu Ling was going to give an opinion, they seemed very interested, and at this time they really regarded Chu Ling as an idol, and hurriedly urged: "What a piece, say it quickly!"

"Lori cultivation plan!" Chu Ling's smiling words calmed the three people present.

The three of them were obviously shocked, their eyes widened, and they pointed at Chu Ling and shouted, "Evil!

Chu Ling shrugged helplessly and said, "Of course, this is just a Jianyi, I just think it's very suitable for you, maybe Ziyue is a little inappropriate." Maybe I said what you didn't dare to carry out in your hearts. Chu Ling said at the end, the corners of his mouth turned slightly. "If you don't believe it, you can ask Ziyue to see if it's like what I said!"

The eyes of the two turned to Wu Ziyue, but Wu Ziyue made a big red face, but they also saw Wu Ziyue nodding.

The little fat man squatted on the bed and covered his face with his hands and sighed: "Failure!"

Liu Yuzhen also cried with a sad face on the side, and asked innocently: "Am I so evil?"

"Haha...... This is not called evil, it should be called shameless!" Chu Ling laughed as he watched from the sidelines.

When the two heard Chu Ling say this, they were completely speechless. I complained a little bit in my heart that my parents didn't give birth to them purely.

"That, big brother, you see that you are the last to come, we think about you day and night, and we even dream of it. I'm in a bit of a trance now. Look, are you giving some compensation?" At this time, the little fat man's treacherous smile was even worse than what Liu Yuzhen had just said, which made Chu Ling shudder when he heard it.

"yes, yes, you make us think so hard. Our young hearts have suffered a lot, and they must compensate us!" Liu Yuzhen on the side covered his heart with a painful expression, and his tone was like a deep resentful woman abandoned by her husband.

"Okay, okay, I please, you don't want this picture, it's easy for others to wonder if your sexual orientation is normal!" Chu Ling hurriedly waved his hand and said.

The two people on the side were very happy when they heard Chu Ling say this, and they automatically ignored Chu Ling's later words.

The little fat man rubbed his hands again and licked his face and said to Chu Ling: "This, big brother, is this sister-in-law going together!"

Chu Ling nodded and said with certainty, "This is natural!" Chu Ling looked at the appearance of the little fat man, and laughed, his smile was a little unfathomable, as if he had seen through the little fat man's mind.

"That, big brother, don't you want your sister-in-law to bring a few more friends, it's so lively. Isn't it?" the little fat man ignored Chu Ling's smile and continued.

Liu Yu on the side nodded unsettlingly. Chu Ling pondered, finally nodded, and said, "Yes, but I don't have any money." You know. I'm a poor man!I can only invite a few of you, no matter how much I say, I can't do anything!" Chu Ling's tone was very helpless.

When the little fat man and Liu Yuzhen on the side heard Chu Ling's words, they suddenly cast a disdainful look, and at the same time pursed their lips, as if to say, "Who believes it?"

Chu Ling automatically ignored the disdainful eyes of the two of them, and shrugged innocently. looked at the little fat man and Liu Yuzhen, and his eyes were full of smiles. In the end, the little fat man couldn't help it and said, "Okay, my brother, I'll pay for this money!"

"Haha, okay! If you want to pick up a girl, you have to be willing to pay for it! You still want your brother to pay you? You can't do a loss-making deal!" Chu Ling looked like a great wise man, shaking his head.

"What's more, based on your sister-in-law's appearance, can the woman you know be an ordinary person? The little fat man wants to pick up girls, but it is not possible to spend a lot of money, and there are many people who will only look at the money! As he spoke, he patted the little fat man on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "You still have a long way to go, and you have a long way to go! You must be prepared to endure hardships!"

Liu Yuzhen held back a smile, and then patted the little fat man on the shoulder, and said to the little fat man in the same tone as Chu Ling: "There is a long way to go!" Wu Ziyue, who was silent on the side, also nodded at the little fat man, and seemed to be saying, 'There is a long way to go'. At this time, the little fat man looked up at the ceiling, as if to see if he could see the sky, the white clouds.

After such a period of frolic, a few people gradually got acquainted, and naturally there was nothing to restrain them. It's just that Wu Ziyue on the side is a little silent, a little introverted and weak.