Chapter 8: Lixiangtang

"Why don't you look for your father-in-law and sister Yuxia?" Ban Xiaoyue touched the beard on his cheeks: "They can treat your kid as a baby!"

I smiled: "Uncle Ban, what you said is outstanding, you are ranked second in the Outer Five Immortal Hall, and your magical powers are extraordinary, besides, what we have to deal with today is a rouge (female ghost), will you not know that you are a tiger and the most unjust ghost?"

Thousands of wears, but sycophants don't wear. I touted it, Ban Xiaoyue was obviously very useful, and said proudly: "Even if you kid has a little knowledge, then I'll help you!"

After saying this, Ban Xiaoyue suddenly rushed towards me, and I suddenly felt light, feeling like my god had returned to the Seven Senses, but I shared my body with Ban Xiaoyue.

"Phew! The deceased is gone, the resentment is not gone, what are you still lingering here?! ”

Ban Xiaoyue, who dominated my body, let out a loud shout, as if a thunderbolt sounded out of thin air, shaking the stage under my feet slightly.

Aunt Lan shuddered, staring at me blankly.

"I am the Tiger Immortal of Changbai Mountain, and I came here through the manifestation of Ma Di's physical body. Hurry up and let me go, or don't blame me for being rude! "Ban Xiaoyue self-reported his identity, full of power.

The ghost in Aunt Lan's body came back from her shock, and her eyes suddenly became fierce: "What about the Immortal Family?" It's all unreasonable bastard stuff! If you dare to force me, it's a big deal that I will die with this mother-in-law! ”

After Aunt Lan said this, she suddenly flipped her hands and grabbed her throat with both hands!

Ban Xiaoyue was furious: "Presumptuous! Dare to be ruthless in front of my Ban? You don't weigh yourself to see if you have enough! ”

Speaking of which, Ban Xiaoyue controlled my hands and leaned forward, grabbed Aunt Lan's two wrists, and then stepped on her stomach, opening his mouth and sucking hard at her face.

Aunt Lan couldn't move, her face trembled, and blue-gray black qi poured out from her seven orifices, all of which entered between my mouth and nose!

"I'm not leaving, I hate ...... so much," the old lady howled, her voice was bitter and unwilling, and it made people shudder at night.

In a few breaths, all the black qi in the old aunt's body was sucked out, and she stopped calling, her body was soft and she rolled her eyes and fainted.

Ban Xiaoyue let go of his hand and burped, and then the image appeared in my mind again, but this time there was a translucent old lady beside him, who looked confused, and it should be the ghost of the dead old lady.

"Boy, I removed the resentment of the revenant soul for her, and I will send him to the nearby entrance of the underworld later, let her re-enter reincarnation, and you can handle the rest yourself." Ban Xiaoyue put down this sentence and turned into a golden light and disappeared without a trace.

I shuddered and regained control of my body.

"Big nephew, I didn't expect you to be a disciple of the Immortal Family, thanks to you for today!" Uncle Bolt hugged Aunt Lan, who was fainting, and his tone was full of gratitude: "What's wrong with your aunt now?"

I breathed a sigh of relief: "The matter is settled, I will send the old lady away, Aunt Lan is a little weak in the yin qi, it's not a big deal, let her rest for a few more days, and eat the tonic again tomorrow, and she will recover soon."

"Thank you so much!" Uncle Bolt frowned: "If you say more, Uncle won't say it, and when you are done with the family, Uncle will go to your house to thank you!"

"Folks, why are you saying these kind words, it's okay to solve it."

I touched my hair, took Lang Nier's little hand, got off the stage with my head held high, and left under the gaze of the villagers.

On the way home, seeing that there was no one around, I opened the conversation: "Nier, did you see it just now?" The villagers looked at me differently! When I was a child, I was a well-known troublemaker, and everyone saw me as if I was hiding from the plague, and today I am proud of it! ”

Lang Nier smirked, "Look at your little bit of talent!" When are you going to let go? Cover my palms with stinky sweat! ”

After her reminder, I realized that I was too excited just now, and boldly held her palm, and then I realized my abruptness, and my face was flushed.

But it's also involved, what kind of manly husband is it at this time? I simply grabbed it tighter, raised my chin and said, "What's wrong with holding a little hand?" You are my daughter-in-law who has not passed through the door, who can laugh at me for being a hooligan? Besides, this is the first time I've held a girl's hand, and you won't suffer! Sweaty palms will go home and wash up, what a big deal! ”

Lang Nier took a sip and whispered a "stinky shameless", but instead of forcibly breaking free, she snuggled up to my arm.

"Nier, did you blush just now?" I leaned at Lang Nier and couldn't help but tease her: "So you blush too?" This is in line with your 'female man' temper. ”

"Who's blushing? Who is a woman? Ronier pursed slightly, and her other hand twisted my arm.

I grinned in pain, but I didn't dare to make a sound, I had a fierce wife at home, I was resigned to my fate!

After this incident, the next day the whole tunzi knew that I was a disciple selected by the immortal family, and I discussed with my parents and chose a good day to erect a tablet to stand in the incense hall, and I would be able to justifiably follow the incense to see things.

In a poor and remote place like ours, the news is relatively congested, but I can't stand the long tongue of the seven aunts and eight aunts, and when they catch the big set, they publicize my magical powers, and it didn't take long for the eight towns to know that the old Cheng family has a master, and my business immediately boomed.

Like giving the child a surprise, settling the position of the new house, and helping the uneven intersection to retreat, this kind of trivial matter is overwhelming, and it is almost impossible to use the immortal family, just with the skills I learned from Ding Jiugong, I can deal with it, although it is not a big deal, but it adds up a lot, and I have also saved a sum of merit money.

Seeing that I had a way to make money, my parents were very relieved and began to mumble about my marriage to Lang Nier, which I always asked them to postpone on the grounds that I was still young.

But my parents are more traditional, saying that there are many examples of getting married first and then pulling the certificate in the countryside, so let me and Lang Nier do the banquet first, and then pull the marriage certificate when we are old.

I have taught them many times that it is now a new society and that they can no longer act according to the old traditions, and when my parents saw that I was not allowed to enter the oil and salt, they turned around and persuaded Lonier to put pressure on me through her.

I don't know if Lang Nier couldn't stand their chatter, but this day he suddenly told me that his father sent him a message, saying that he would come to my house and talk about my marriage with Lang Nier.

My parents heard that their in-laws were going to come to the door, Lele was busy and lively, not to mention killing chickens and geese, but also deliberately killing a sheep, saying that it was rare for the in-laws to come to the door, and they couldn't be lazy, good guys, it was even more grand than the New Year.