Chapter 14: Toilet distress
Since solving the feng shui problem of Zhao Yuming's house, I have successfully earned the first pot of gold after coming to the county, and three stacks of temporary new banknotes, which is a huge amount of money for me, a poor boy who has lived in the countryside for a long time and has never seen the world, and I am so happy that my snot bubbles are coming out.
But after the joy passed, I was secretly worried in my heart, I had heard that the five immortal halls in the "fox yellow and white willow gray" would be repaid for their kindness, and they would be chased if they had revenge, although the black mother was on top, but no one knew if they would secretly smoke cold and release dark arrows.
With the first pot of gold, I simply cleaned up the door room in front of the small courtyard, and made a shrine for the Xiantang tablet, and handed over the rest of the money to Lang Nier for safekeeping.
Lang Nier was very pleased, and suggested that we were now in the city, and that we should fit into the city life, and that we should first change our clothes, and then force me to go to the department store to buy more clothes.
I don't know how to clean up, as long as the clothes and shoes are comfortable, I just went to a few shops and bought them, and Lang Nier selected them for me the whole time.
Next, when Lang Nier chose clothes for herself, I was almost depressed, I almost walked around the women's clothing area, tried this and that to see, I thought it was good, and then I felt that it was not satisfactory, and for three hours, my feet were blistered.
It seems that as long as it is a woman, no matter whether it is a fairy, a god or a ghost, she can't escape the iron law of shopping.
"Ouch, Nier, I can't walk!" I limped and couldn't hold on, and begged: "I'm waiting for you in this rest area, buy whatever you like, don't worry about money, come here to meet me when you buy it."
Lang Nier, who was disgusted that I was walking slowly, said yes and ran away in a hurry.
I breathed a sigh of relief, and was just about to find a place to sit and rest, when my bladder swelled again, so I had to follow the signs in the direction of the public toilet.
The location of the toilet is relatively remote, and you have to go through a narrow aisle to reach it after turning around.
I finally entered the toilet and was pulling open my pants when I heard a cough in my ear, and I turned my head to see a fashionable young man with dyed yellow hair also peeing, and looking at me with a smile.
I was furious by him, so I shuddered, put on my pants, and hurried out.
I heard that there are a lot of in this society now, who don't love the opposite sex. Love the same sex, I suspect that the yellow-haired boy is this kind of person, I can't accept it if he really wants to be targeted.
As I walked out of the passage, I was confronted by a tall, thin young man in a leather coat and leather pants, with curly hair, and sunglasses, who suddenly stopped when he walked up to me.
I thought I was blocking his way, so I immediately turned sideways and dodged to the side, who knew that I was hiding from him, always in front of me.
The yellow-haired boy who was smiling at me in the toilet also came out, holding his shoulders behind me.
I sensed that something was wrong, frowned and asked, "Dude, what do you want to do?" I'm a straight man of steel, so I'm not good at that. ”
"Phew! Who is not a straight man? The rock youth was slightly stunned, and then spat on the ground: "You don't know us, we know you!" Your name is Cheng Yi, right?! ”
When he heard my name be announced, he immediately became alert, realizing that they had been eyeing me for a long time and were deliberately blocking me here.
"I heard that your kid is a disciple of the Outer Five Immortal Hall, and I still think of a three-headed and six-armed character as 'one horse top five halls', and it doesn't look very good." The rock youth squinted at me, his eyes full of disdain: "Our brothers came to you to cross-talk, this is not the place to talk, let's talk on the rooftop?"
"I don't care who you are, since you know that I am a disciple of the Outer Five Immortal Hall, then stay away from me, I don't have time to talk to you!"
I warned the other party in a cold tone, because I knew that in the city, the more Sven he was, the more people would be bullied, and a little harder might make them retreat.
"Yo, my temper is quite stubborn, but I'm afraid I can't help you!" The rock youth activity moved its wrist and approached me step by step.
Obviously, this is to do something to me, "strike first is stronger, then strike suffer" I still understand the truth, when he came to only three steps away from me, I clenched my right fist and swung forward, which was bound to knock him to the ground.
Then my shoulders just moved, and the yellow-haired boy behind me silently stuck to my back, and grabbed me, I struggled to resist in horror, and the rock youth was already close, and the two of them set me up on the left and right, and suddenly rushed towards the open window at the door of the toilet!
Before I could understand what was going on, the three of them flew out of the window together, and below them was the bustling city boulevard.
What the hell is this! Block me just to jump off the building with me? It's a mental illness!
Just as I was about to open my mouth to scream, I found that I did not fall, but followed them up quickly, and landed on the spacious roof of the department store in the blink of an eye.
"Brother, this kid still has a little guts, he didn't yell or pee his pants." The yellow-haired boy said to the rock youth.
I thought to myself, I had to go to the toilet first, or I would have made these two boys see the joke.
The rock youth motioned to Huang Mao to let go of me, and said with a smug face: "Cheng Yi, you see, we are not ordinary people, my name is Hu Xiaofeng, his name is Dou Erbao, we are the people of the Inner Five Immortal Hall, today I came to you to calculate the account of the killing of Chang Jinkun by the Outer Five Immortal Hall!"
It seems that my worries for the past few days have come true, and the Inner Five Immortal Hall is really unwilling to give up, and everyone is blocked into the toilet.
The five immortals in the hall of fox, yellow, white, willow, gray, Hu is the fox fairy, Dou is the gray fairy mouse, dare to love these two are wild immortals.
"Chang Jinkun's account, even if it is to be settled, it should be the snake fairy Liu family who came to me for comparison." I finally pushed back: "You are a fox and a mouse, can you two take your turn?"
Hu Xiaofeng reached out and grabbed me by the collar, pushed me against the rooftop daughter wall, and said viciously: "The Inner Five Immortal Hall shares honor and disgrace, and the affairs of the Liu family are also the affairs of our Hu family and the Dou family!" Today you kid is dead! If you have any last words, hurry up and explain, for the sake of the black mother, we will help you convey them! ”
I grinned, "Am I going to die?" I think you're both dead! You came to me to seek revenge, and the masters of the Inner Five Immortal Hall don't know, right? If you dare to touch a single hair of my hair, believe it or not, you don't need to do it with the black mother, and your respective heads of the family will break you into pieces! ”
Hu Junjie's face changed slightly, the hand that grabbed my collar trembled slightly, and he turned his head and glanced at Huang Mao Dou Erbao on the side, obviously poking at my weakness.