Chapter 49: Crazy Stone

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After January, the stone forest of Qinglong Gorge.

Zhang Xiaodao carved the stone with a solemn expression, but for some reason remembered that he was drunk with Yang Qing that night.

After that, Yang Qing returned to Jiyi Pass with Li Yi, and he naturally followed Wu Daxiong back to the Stone Forest, and began a boring but very fulfilling life again.

Just as he was thinking, the pebble shattered again under the slightly heavier force of the knife.

Zhang Xiaodao sighed, looked at the blade that had been dulled a few days ago, and rubbed his eyebrows.

This kind of boring practice has become a bit of a mature taste over time, and he can carve ten Spring Palace stones a day if he uses all his strength, but he once again reduces his success rate because he finds it boring and wants to carve lifelike stockings from the stones.

This move made Wu Daxiong complain a lot, because Zhang Xiaodao's new works in this military camp have attracted much attention, and some people have even begun to collect them at a high price.

Zhang Xiaodao told Wu Daxiong that all bids were ignored, he had his own set of marketing theories, and Wu Daxiong naturally became the only dealer of this Spring Palace stone, but he didn't want his status at the border of this checkpoint to start rising.

It's hard to imagine that because the Spring Palace stone will make Wu Daxiong, a veteran who has been in the border army for many years, pull out again and again, and there is an endless stream of generals every day.

If you want to analyze it carefully, I am afraid that the spiritual life in this army is too scarce, the stone of this [Spring] Palace is finely carved, and the woman's appearance and figure are the childish and huge breasts that the border army has never thought of before, so it is naturally amazingly attractive to this group of border soldiers with red faces.

Therefore, Bian Jun'er has a large demand for Spring Palace stones, but Zhang Xiaodao carves very slowly, and the supply-demand ratio is also unbalanced.

Zhang Xiaodao deliberately increased the difficulty not only to practice the knife, but also to hang the appetite of the border army, in order to make a fortune in the future.

He has always believed that at the beginning of human beings, sex is cheap, and the ratio of supply and demand is unbalanced, and the border soldiers who have obtained the Spring Palace Stone are all regarded as treasures, and those who can't get it will definitely have the best What they can't get is the general psychology. Naturally, the Spring Palace stone was even more popular among the border soldiers.

And at the beginning of this sentence, the sex is cheap. It can not only correspond to the Spring Palace stone, but also to the joys and sorrows of many people in this world, laughing and scolding.

This is a summary of Zhang Xiaodao's experience in his two lives, and it is also a marketing strategy, he is very satisfied, and he believes that one day this small stone can create a huge wealth for him.

Perhaps if his thoughts at this time were known to others, they would laugh at him for being small-scale peasant consciousness.

But Zhang Xiaodao didn't think that this idea was a small peasant consciousness, whether in his previous life or in this life, he thought that having money was not omnipotent, but no money was absolutely impossible.

This concept is deeply ingrained in him, so whether it is to earn some silver or practice knives, Zhang Xiaodao must do a good job in the Spring Palace Stone.

After resting for a while, what Zhang Xiaodao has to do now is to carve Mr. Cang's beautiful legs, which he deliberately enlarged and lengthened, into stockings, making them even more looming and causing people to burn.

This attempt was completed soon after he calmed down, and Wu Daxiong happened to come here, and when he saw the newly baked Spring Palace stone, he naturally had to observe it first.

Picking up the Spring Palace stone, Wu Daxiong's eyes were a little on fire, but he still asked, "What is on this leg?"

"Stockings. ”

"What are stockings?"

"A real man's favorite. ”

"It's nice to look at. After Wu Daxiong ** smiled, he continued: "Little knife, I beg you to be something." ”

"What?" Zhang Xiaodao asked.

"Can we carve out the key parts, so that it will be exciting to look at. ”

Zhang Xiaodao immediately shook his head like a rattle, and he said: "Indecent does not mean inferior, thin code is true love." ”

Wu Daxiong pulled down his long face and said domineeringly: "What a thin code, true love, Lao Tzu doesn't care, this Teacher Cang is really a stunner, Lao Tzu has to look at her key parts." ”

In the face of Wu Daxiong's aggressiveness, Zhang Xiaodao was not used to it, and immediately said: "Lao Tzu just doesn't paint, what do you like." ”

Wu Daxiong wilted, the relationship between him and Zhang Xiaodao after returning from Fanshan was no longer superior and subordinate, even in front of people, they were commensurate with brothers, hard was not good, so they had to play soft.

"Knife, I don't think this horse chopping knife is a bit suitable for your identity. ”

"What am I?"

"You're just my brother, I'll go find someone to get a good knife back when I'm next to Ming'er." ”

"Well, it works. ”

"Is that what I said feasible?"

"Not feasible. Zhang Xiaodao immediately vetoed.

"Don't be like this, little knife, how can I say that I am also the man in front of you when I am in danger, right?"

Zhang Xiaodao knew that Wu Daxiong was not the one who opened his mouth to ask for favors, which showed how attractive the key part behind the stockings was to him.

So, Zhang Xiaodao looked up to the sky and sighed: "Alas, since you have said so, go and bring me the old green cow first." ”

Wu Daxiong turned around and left, and from time to time he carried the old green cow with a small bell around his neck to Zhang Xiaodao.

The old green cow is now scared when he looks at Zhang Xiaodao, these days he has been cut by Zhang Xiaodao, Zhang Xiaodao not only eats himself, but also invites others to eat, but the hooves it gave birth to can't take off the hateful bell, otherwise the old green cow would have the idea of escaping.

Of course, the old green cow that wanted to run away did not run away, and if it ran away, it was afraid that it would die faster, but it just felt that its flesh was not cut off faster, and the cow's tail that it had not yet grown could show how sad this qiē experience was.

"Where do you want to eat today?" Zhang Xiaodao asked very seriously.

"I still want to eat cowtails, but they haven't grown yet. Wu Daxiong smashed his mouth, obviously his stomach had long been conquered by the meat of the old green cow.

"Look at the tail. Zhang Xiaodao pointed at the old green cow's strong buttocks.

Wu Daxiong judged the situation, except for the white spots left by the tail of the old green cow, he could only see the key parts of the old green cow.

At this time, Zhang Xiaodao joked: "This thing is almost the same as the thing you want, or you can make do with it?"

Wu Daxiong suddenly had the idea of crying, Zhang Xiaodao was too capable of burying people, in order to take revenge on Zhang Xiaodao, he put away the spring palace stone that had just been carved, turned his head and left, leaving Zhang Xiaodao and the old green cow to face each other.

Zhang Xiaoda looked at Lao Qingniu and said, "You have been careful at night recently, in case that guy wants to explode your chrysanthemum after watching **, how can you live?"

I really can't live, after the tail was cut off, the old green cow already felt a little cold in some parts of the buttocks, and now I feel that the cold wind is pouring straight in, so I can only make a [resentful] general look, in order to ask Zhang Xiaodao to be kind.

Zhang Xiaodao said with a smile: "This is not the most important thing, in case that young man with strong fire feels that his firepower is not strong enough, cuts off your bullwhip to strengthen the yang, and then explodes your chrysanthemum, this is the most miserable." ”

The old green cow suddenly screamed sadly, and the joke was enough, Zhang Xiaodao touched the old green cow's head and said: "Don't worry, this kind of thing that loses its conscience will definitely not be born, I heard that the hand-torn cow's heart is very delicious, anyway, you don't hurt, don't mind me digging deeper at night, right?"

Thinking that he was about to be disemboweled, the old green cow had no choice but to roll his eyes and pretend to be dead, which made Zhang Xiaodao feel good.

Wu Daxiong returned to the camp with Zhang Xiaodao's new work, and immediately there was a border soldier who told him that Lu Yizi came, Wu Daxiong picked up the stone and walked into the camp, and saw Lu Yizi standing with his hands in his hands, and his back was indescribably free.

Lu Yizi is the commander of the Wind Chasing Battalion, and he is the top-level person in the Yiguan Pass, although the two have met before, they are definitely not familiar.

So Wu Daxiong expressed his respect by punching his heart, and Lu Yizi said extremely bluntly: "I heard that the Spring Palace stone was flowed out of you here?"

Wu Daxiong's face turned dark, and Lu Yizi was notoriously cold, I am afraid that this is going to be a teacher to ask for guilt.

As soon as he turned his head, he immediately thought of the relationship between Zhang Xiaodao, Yang Qing and General Li Yi, and said without restraint: "Don't blame me, Commander, you know the kid Xiaodao, alas, he doesn't listen to what I say about him, so he has to do this thing, and he really can't control it." ”

Wu Daxiong looked distressed, and Lu was stunned when he saw it, but he was a person who didn't want to talk nonsense, and said simply and clearly: "Do you have any stones in your hands?"

"Well, I can have that. ”

Lu said word by word: "I want it." ”

Wu Daxiong was stunned for a while, secretly admiring Lu Yizi's [Spring] Palace Stone still looking righteous and awe-inspiring, he honestly took out Zhang Xiaodao's new work, handed it to Lu Yizi and said, "Commander, this is what I just confiscated." ”

Lu Yizi didn't want to talk nonsense, waved his hand, walked out of the camp, and disappeared into Wu Daxiong's field of vision, making Wu Daxiong sigh again and again, but he was helpless.

Lu Yizi arrived at the sentry post where Lu Erzi was two days later, and at this time, Lu Erzi was serving a sloppy old man with a broken arm while serving tea and pouring water.

The old man's expression was extremely solemn, but in his hand was the Spring Palace stone given to Lu Erzi by Zhang Xiaodao.

After Lu Yizi came in, he didn't talk nonsense, and directly put Zhang Xiaodao's new work in front of the old man's eyes.

The old man's cloudy eyes suddenly lit up, and he looked at the painting on the stone carefully, and was amazed.

Lu Erzi saw that the eldest brother didn't speak, so he stood aside with interest, until the old man spoke: "Yizi, what do you think of the talent of this kid in knife skills?"

"Talent is all earned through hard work, at least in the portrayal of the [Spring] Palace Diagram to practice the knife technique, he has worked hard enough. ”

The old man nodded, wiped the stone with his sleeve, as if he could see more clearly, and said from time to time: "What is on this teacher's leg, it looks really charming." ”

"I don't know. ”

"Two words, you know no. ”

"I don't know. ”

The old man fell into deep thought, and after a long time he still didn't understand what the 'stockings' were, and after a long time, he stood up and said, "The two characters and I will go to the stone forest, and I will ask you what this thing is face to face." ”

The word Lu Erzi should have been immediately, but now a faint smile appeared on the face of the eldest brother, who had always been unsmiling, which made him think of the two words 'succeed'!

And what did Lu Yizi succeed in? I'm afraid it's the curiosity of this old man!