153 deserves that Guanyin can't find her in-laws
After hearing Du Chen's words, the Golden Horn King was stunned for a moment, and said loudly: "How could the elder know that Lao Jun would come?" Don't you think you know who we are? ”
Du Chen smiled: "The Buddha said that you can't say it, you can't say it!" The second monk of the golden horn turned around and left in confusion. Du Chen looked at the back of the Golden Horn King and said, "This difficulty is almost over!" ”
The Golden Horn King left Du Chen's residence and came to the hall of the cave. Secretly thought to himself: "My younger brother Silver Horn King is dead, and the baby has been deceived by Sun Wukong."
It's better to have a big battle with him, even if he dies, he can still be resurrected when Lao Jun comes. Thinking of this, the Golden Horn King took out the seven-star sword, took the banana fan, and walked towards the cave with great vigour.
When he left the cave and saw that Sun Wukong was already waiting outside the cave, he immediately shouted angrily: "Xingshi Sun, I will make a break with you today." Either you die or I die! ”
Sun Wukong smiled when he heard this: "Hehe! In that case, you should die! After speaking, Sun Wukong snatched people first and smashed a stick at the Golden Horn King, and the Golden Horn King raised the seven-star sword to block the golden hoop stick. turned around and stabbed Sun Wukong in the throat with a sword.
Sun Wukong dodged sideways and swept back with a stick. The two of them are fighting in one place, and the fight is in full swing. After dozens of rounds, the Golden Horn King gradually ran out of energy. Immediately roared angrily: "The little ones will take down this monkey with me!" ”
After the roar of the Golden Horn King, hundreds of little demons were thrown out of the cave door one after another. Holding a blade and killing Sun Wukong. Seeing this, Sun Wukong hurriedly concentrated on the battle, and Sun Wukong was anxious in the Vietnam War. After looking for it alone, he was grinded to death by this group of small soldiers.
At that moment, he grabbed a handful of hairs from his body and threw them into the air. Suddenly turned into thousands of themselves, fighting with the little demon who came out of the cave, and suddenly the sound of killing spread throughout Pingdingshan.
After a while, the little demon of Pingdingshan was pressed and beaten by the army of monkeys turned into hair, and saw that his subordinates gradually lost their combat effectiveness. The Golden Horn King suddenly became anxious, and withdrew from the battle circle with a false move.
The Golden Horn King took out a miniature fan from his arms, and Sun Wukong laughed when he saw this: "You monster is so interesting, how much wind can you fan out of that fan the size of a fingernail when you heat it up?" ”
The Golden Horn King ignored Su Wukong's taunts, and said to the remaining demons on the battlefield: "Little ones, retreat quickly!" Hearing the order, the little demons hurriedly retreated dozens of meters away and withdrew from the battle circle.
The King of the Golden Horn recited a mantra silently in his mouth, and the fan in his hand grew in the wind, and it grew to the size of three zhang in a short time. The King of the Golden Horn waved seven or eight times at Sun Wukong and the group of monkeys, and suddenly the wind howled and the flames soared into the sky.
Everywhere the fire passed, it melted into a fiery red magma color, and black smoke billowed into the sky. Sun Wukong was taken aback, and saw that this fire was not an ordinary fire, a bit similar to the six-ding divine fire that he practiced in the Laojun furnace.
Just when Sun Wukong was stunned, the monkey monkey Sun who had turned into a hairless man was burned to the ground. Sun Wukong immediately made a fire determination to dodge the raging flames, raised the golden hoop stick and smashed it down at the Golden Horn King.
But before he could reach the Golden Horn King, he was scorched by a fire blowing in front of him. If you don't hide quickly, I'm afraid you will have to turn into a hairless monkey at this time.
Sun Wukong dodged the flames left and right, and saw that he couldn't break through the flames of the Golden Horn King. A heel flipped out of the battle range and disappeared in front of the Golden Horn King's eyes.
The Golden Horn King laughed and said, "What Monkey King, what Monkey King, it's nothing more than that." When you see me, this banana fan is not faster than a rabbit. ”
A group of little demons behind him also laughed, and a rabbit demon pricked up two big ears and said: "The king of the monkey is turning over and disappearing, if it runs on the ground, it may not be faster than me!" ”
When the Golden Horn King heard this, he immediately laughed even more happily, and while the Golden Horn King was laughing, a voice came: "The Golden Horn King! The King of the Golden Horn subconsciously replied, "Who called me!" ”
Then there was no more, and a group of little demons in front of the cave looked at the king who suddenly disappeared in confusion. Then I saw a monkey come out of the woods next to it, and when the demons saw this, they immediately ran away and fled in all directions.
Seeing this, Sun Wukong didn't chase after him, and jumped into the cave. At this time, the monsters in the cave were already dead and fled, and Sun Wukong did not see a monster along the way.
When Sun Wukong found Du Chen and the others, he was suddenly so angry that his teeth itched. I saw Du Chen and a few apprentices eating hot pot together, and several people gathered around a cauldron.
The soup in the pot is boiling, and the bright red peppers inside are brightly colored. A burst of spicy and fragrant smell entered Sun Wukong's nasal cavity, instantly opening Sun Wukong's taste buds.
The Monkey King Great Sage shouted, "Master! I'm tired and tired outside, but you're here to eat and drink spicy food. ”
Du Chen saw Sun Wukong complaining there like a resentful woman, and suddenly smiled and said: "Wukong is here just right, I left you several plates of mutton, hurry up and eat!" ”
Sun Wukong's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he suddenly came to the cauldron. Picked up a piece of mutton with chopsticks, and ate it directly without burning his mouth. The spicy and fragrant taste, and the delicate texture of the lamb meat suddenly made Sun Wukong feel like he was going straight to the sky.
The sense of happiness was directly full, and then Zhu Bajie handed over a long thing from the side and said: "Brother Monkey has worked hard, the old pig specially left you a tiger whip to make up for your body." ”
Sun Wukong smiled when he heard this: I still remember my brother, and after speaking, I bit off half of the tiger whip and ate it with relish. In the next time, the master and apprentice were in this cave and had a big meal.
After eating, Du Chen looked at the sky and said to a few apprentices: "It's over here, we should also go on the road." ”
Then Du Chen and a few people walked out of the cave and walked down the mountain, and just arrived at the bottom of the mountain, an old man appeared. I saw that the old man was nine feet long, with five inches of eyebrows, seven inches of ears, and three wrinkles on his forehead.
Wearing a set of gossip purple and gold clothes, stepping on clouds and bare shoes, holding a handful of snow-white dust in his hand. The appearance of a fairy wind bone. Du Chen knew that no one was coming, so he stepped forward and saluted: "What's the point of this Taoist chief stopping us?" ”
The old man smiled slightly: "Poor Dao is here to retrieve the treasure of Poor Dao. Without waiting for Du Chen to speak, Sun Wukong next to him recognized who the old man was. stepped forward and said, "Hey! Old official, I haven't seen you for a long time! ”
It turned out that this old man was none other than the old man. Lao Jun saw that Sun Wukong took him out, and immediately said to Sun Wukong: "Sun Wukong return my baby!" ”
Sun Wukong said: "What a baby, I don't have your baby here." Taishang Laojun said: "The purple gold gourd is my Sheng Dan, the jade bottle is my water, the sword is my demon refining, the fan is my fire, and the rope is my trouser belt."
And those two monsters, one is the boy I look at the golden furnace, and the other is the boy I look at the silver furnace. It's just because they stole my treasure and went to the lower realm privately, and they were looking around, but I didn't expect to be caught by you. ”
Sun Wukong immediately turned his face and said, "Okay! Old official, it turns out that these two monsters are raised by you! Isn't it that you, an old official, also want to harm my master, and you can't send your subordinates to ambush here? ”
Taishang Laojun glanced at Du Chen, and saw that he showed no signs of anger and hurriedly explained: "This is not my business, it is the Nanhai Guanyin Bodhisattva who borrowed it from me three times, and then lent him this boy to entrust the demon, see if your master and apprentice have the sincerity to go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures." ”
When Sun Wukong heard this, he immediately said angrily: "This Guanyin Bodhisattva is not a thing, and he persuaded Master Sun Bao to learn scriptures in seven days." I told me that the road was difficult, and she promised me that I could come to her for help when I was in trouble.
But I don't want her to find a monster to make a stumbling block for us, such a girl deserves to be unable to find the life of a widow in her mother-in-law. Since it's Laojun's baby, I'll give it back to you! ”
After saying that, Sun Wukong handed over a few treasures to Taishang Laojun, and Laojun didn't know what to say about Sun Wukong's complaints, so he could only awkwardly say goodbye to Du Chen and leave.
Du Chen looked at Taishang Laojun's back and was silent, Taishang Laojun gave Du Chen a very approachable and amiable feeling. But Du Chen knew that this Taishang Laojun was not a fuel-efficient lamp.
turned to Zhu Bajie and said, "Bajie, is this Laojun the doppelganger of the Taishang Sage?" Zhu Bajie was shocked and said, "Master! How do I know that! You have to ask Senior Brother, he is familiar with Taishang Laojun. ”
Du Chen looked at Zhu Bajie until he saw that Zhu Bajie didn't dare to look at him, and then said leisurely: "I don't even know it, have you forgotten that I have the ability to foresee?" Take you as an example, isn't the person who crossed you into an immortal the Taishang Laojun? ”
Zhu Bajie was immediately frightened when he heard Du Chen's words, and hurriedly knelt on the ground and said, "Master, the apprentice didn't mean to hide it. It's just that he promised not to tell others about his relationship with Lao Jun, but now the master knows that the disciple doesn't dare to hide it. ”
Du Chen smiled and helped Zhu Bajie up and said, "Okay, how can I blame you for concealing it." To tell you the truth, I knew about it when I was a teacher and a monk before I became a monk. Don't talk about your little, even if it's the ontology of Rulai and Laojun's lover, I know a thing or two.
Even the father and mother of the golden horn and silver horn I know who it is. When Sun Wukong next to him heard this, he immediately became interested and said, "Master, who are the parents of these two monsters?" Tell me about it. ”
Du Chen scolded with a smile: "You are a monkey who likes to listen to gossip, since you want to hear it, I will talk to you." Everyone in the world knows that Taishang Laojun loves alchemy and plays. There was once a time when Taishang Laojun rode a green ox to the lower realm, because he ran into Zhenyuanzi Daxian.
He sat down with the great immortal and talked about it, forgetting the time, and it was a thousand years long. During this period, the green cow was idle and wandered around. Saved a girl from the Qingqiu fox clan by chance.
The two have known each other since then, walked the wilderness together, and came on a trip that they said they would go. Gradually, the two developed affection and made a private decision for life. It's a pity that the good times didn't last long, Taishang Laojun ended his discussion with Zhen Yuanzi and summoned Qingniu back to heaven.
After returning to Heaven, Qingniu became thinner and thinner because he missed the Qingqiu Fox Clan woman. Because when the green ox left, the fox girl had already broken his flesh and bones. On this day, Lao Jun discovered the strangeness of the green cow, and after reaching out to calculate it, he learned the reason.
I want to help Qingniu reunite with his wife, but the rules of heaven are strict. Thinking that it was not a way to go on for a long time, he extradited the two children of Qingniu to the heavenly court and became the boy who burned the fire.
Although the status is not high, it is also a regular establishment of the Heavenly Court. Even if it is an employee in the system, he enjoys all the benefits, and it can be regarded as helping Qingniu get what he wants. Occasionally, Qingniu secretly meets his wife in the lower realm, and Taishang Laojun also turns a blind eye. ”
Sun Wukong asked: "So their father is the green cow next to Lao Jun." So who is his mother? ”
Du Chen smiled: "Their mother is the nine-tailed demon fox who was killed by you. Sun Wukong was stunned and said: "I don't know either!" I thought it was their godmother.,It's just an ordinary monster.。 ”
Du Chen said: "It's okay, what you killed was just one of her clones." Besides, all this is also caused by the conspiracy of Buddhism, you are just killed by Buddhism with a knife. ”