179 Guanyin was beaten into panda eyes

Du Chen rested on the bed for a few hours when he was woken up by a voice outside the door. When I got up, it turned out to be two mussel maids who came to the door with wine and food.

I saw the maid take out a token from her bosom and shake it in front of the door, and the barrier at the door suddenly disappeared. The mussel maid entered the room with the food and placed it on the table.

said to Du Chen: "Madame asked us to bring you some food, I'm afraid you will starve to death." With that, he turned and walked out of the room.

Seeing that the maid was not leaving, Du Chen unceremoniously picked up the wine jug on the table and poured a glass, and drank it all. Then I ate a few more bites of the meal. The taste is average, and the taste of food in ancient times is just like that, there are no tricks.

So tasteless, Du Chen put down the dishes and chopsticks, sat at the table and thought to himself: "Do you want to kill this ugly fish directly?" At this moment, a voice with four plus signs of sugar came: "But the food is not to the elder's appetite?" ”

Du Chen looked up and saw a bewitching woman walking in. Du Chen said: "The poor monk is in the hands of demons, how can he have the heart to taste wine and food. ”

The bewitching woman chuckled and said, "I don't see that the elder has a sad face on his face, and I thought the elder wasn't worried." ”

Du Chen said: "Let the female benefactor see the joke, although the monks have long looked down on life and death." But when death is coming, I still can't let go of it in my heart! ”

The bewitching woman walked up to Du Chen's side and said, "What is there to do now, elder?" ”

Du Chen replied: "Poor monks can only become monks and devote themselves to cultivating Buddhism. Now it has been more than 20 years, and I have been eating fasting and reciting Buddha all my life, and there are many things in life that I have not yet experienced. It's a pity! ”

The bewitching woman stared at Du Chen with big watery eyes and said, "The elder has been a monk since he was a child, and he hasn't experienced the love of men and women!" It's a pity that his life is short.

I don't know if the slave family's appearance can enter the eyes of the elders? If the elders were willing, the slave family had never done a single good deed in their lives. Let me lay down my life to serve the elders today, and let me accumulate virtue and do good deeds for myself. ”

Du Chen immediately rolled his eyes when he heard this, and said secretly in his heart: "It's really not a wall face like this!" The water-based poplar is said to accumulate virtue and do good. What a sin of Amitabha. ”

Du Chen said with a serious face: "I also ask the female benefactor to respect herself, how can a poor monk be close to a woman as a monk." ”

Hearing this, the bewitching woman smiled and said, "Elder don't pretend in front of the slave family, the elder is not close to women on the surface, I'm afraid he is already as hard as iron in secret!" With that, the woman stretched out her hand to Du Chen.

Du Chen couldn't help it, and immediately got up and slapped a big mouth on the woman's face. The woman was caught off guard and was fanned five or six meters away. Hit the wall and slid down.

When the woman got up with her dizzy head, she saw that half of her face was already bloody and fleshy. The woman came back to her senses and suddenly roared at Du Chen angrily: "You dare to beat me, it's really a toast and don't eat and drink."

I wanted to look at you, a handsome monk with fine skin and tender meat, but it's a pity that you were eaten. I plan to have a good time with you before you die, so that you can die more comfortably.

But I don't want you, a monk, to know what to do. After speaking, the bewitching woman suddenly shouted outside: "Someone! Hurry up and call the king over, I want to hide this Tang San in the oil pot. ”

The maid outside immediately responded, turned around and ran to find the King of Inspiration. At this time, the bewitching woman was also confused, and she didn't want to think that he was also a goblin who had cultivated for thousands of years.

How could it be easily slapped away by a mortal monk. Du Chen saw that this woman was still so arrogant and domineering, and she could do such a thing, she must not be a good bird.

It's not nonsense at the moment, it's another slap in the face when you go up. The bewitching woman was suddenly fanned out again, and when the woman stood up here, her whole face was no longer human.

At this moment, a voice came: "Who bullied you my little baby?" Then a figure appeared in the doorway of the room.

When the bewitching woman saw that the King of Inspiration came to make decisions for herself, she immediately threw herself into the arms of the King of Inspiration. As soon as the King of Inspiration entered the house, he saw a figure pounce on him, and then looked at his face, and was immediately shocked to the point that his scalp was numb.

I saw that the face of the person who came was covered with blood, and there was no skin on his whole face. It was all tattered and rotten flesh, and one eyeball had fallen off half and hung on its socket. How terrifying it is, how terrifying it is.

I don't want to shout: "What a demon! Then a hammer slammed into the woman's head, and the woman's brains fell to the ground side by side.

After that, the King of Inspiration scolded and said: "What a bad luck, what kind of play should I encounter." Then he walked around the house and said to Du Chen: "Tang Sanzang, have you seen my lady?" ”

Du Chen pointed to the red and white corpse on the ground and said, "Wow! Isn't that there? ”

The King of Inspiration looked down and saw that this corpse was wearing his own lady's clothes. stepped forward and took a closer look, and immediately said angrily: "Tang Sanzang, you are still my wife, and I will never die with you." ”

Du Chen said speechlessly: "I said that you ugly fish, don't wronged the poor monk!" Poor monks never kill, didn't you kill your lady with your own hands? ”

The King of Inspiration was suddenly choked and speechless, yes, it was indeed his own lady who was killed by his own hands. But I didn't know it was my own lady!

Turning his head to Du Chen, he said, "Tang Sanzang is all because of you, otherwise how could I kill my own lady?" ”

Du Chen said speechlessly: "I said that my brother should talk about whether he has credibility or not, and the eldest husband is a nail when he spits and foams." Why do you have to rely on the poor monk when you killed it yourself? ”

The inspiration king couldn't say Du Chen, and the angry doll screamed. Raising the two copper hammers, Du Chen wanted to smash them over, but Du Chen stretched out his hands to take the copper hammer and played with it in his hands.

The King of Inspiration was suddenly frightened, but he didn't expect Tang Sanzang, who was weak in Wenwen, to be able to catch his own pair of copper hammers empty-handed. Then the King of Inspiration asked with a solemn expression, "Who are you?" ”

In the impression of the Inspiration King, this Tang Sanzang was just an ordinary mortal monk, and it was impossible for him to catch a pair of copper hammers with his bare hands. There must be some powerful person who has changed into Tang Sanzang's appearance and wants to harm himself.

Du Chen smiled disdainfully and said, "Who else can I be, you don't want to be a pet in my lotus pond, you dare to come to the lower realm to cause trouble." Today I will take you back to make soup. ”

When the King of Inspiration heard this, he was immediately shocked and immediately knelt down and begged for mercy: "Bodhisattva spare your life! The little one came to this heavenly river on your orders! You can't cross the river and tear down the bridge! ”

Du Chen pretended to be Guanyin Bodhisattva and said, "Evil animal! This pot, you don't carry who to carry. Obediently bow to the law! ”

Seeing this, the King of Inspiration knew that he could not be good today, so he immediately stood up and said, 'Good! Bodhisattva, you want to cross the river and tear down the bridge. Don't blame me. After saying that, he pinched a legal decision, and suddenly the entire water mansion shook.

Taking advantage of the shaking, the King of Inspiration turned around and flew out of the water mansion as a streamer. Came to the Tongtian River. Seeing that Du Chen didn't follow, he turned around and ran. I'm going to flee here.

At this moment, an auspicious cloud flew in the distant sky, and in a blink of an eye, he came to the King of Inspiration. Standing above the auspicious clouds was the Guanyin Bodhisattva, and I saw that Guanyin Bodhisattva's face was still slightly pale at this time.

He has not fully recovered from his previous injuries. I saw the Inspiration King fly out of the water, and I was about to ask about the situation. I didn't want the king of inspiration to take advantage of his unpreparedness and punched Guanyin Bodhisattva in the eye.

Guanyin Bodhisattva's eyes suddenly had a panda eye, and in Guanyin Bodhisattva's bewildered eyes, the inspiration king turned into a streamer and flew away directly.

He had just flown not far before he was hit in the head by a giant rod that reached the sky. was immediately beaten to the point that his brain burst and blood splattered on the spot. After that, Sun Wukong came to Guanyin Bodhisattva with the inspiration king who turned into a prototype and said: "Thank you Bodhisattva for your help, otherwise it will not be easy for my old grandson to kill this ugly fish." ”

The corners of Guanyin Bodhisattva's mouth twitched: "It should help you clear the obstacles to the west." ”

Sun Wukong saw the panda eyes on Guanyin Bodhisattva's face, and immediately said happily: "Oops! The first time I saw the Bodhisattva go out and put on eyeshadow, but the Bodhisattva, your root mortal woman studied hard, and this painting was too unprofessional. ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly said angrily in shame: "You monkey, you are so ashamed to talk nonsense. Now that the monster has been ambushed, I will go back to the Purple Bamboo Forest. After speaking, Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't wait to set up the clouds and fly away.

Leaving Sun Wukong laughing on the water, Zhu Bajie also came to Sun Wukong's side at this time and said, "Brother Monkey, I'll go down and pick up the master!" ”

As he spoke, he saw the river tumbling and a huge monster floating. But seeing how this monster looked: "The square-headed fetish is extraordinary, and the Nine Assistants Spirit Machine is a narcissus." Trolling the tail can prolong the longevity of a thousand years, and sneak into the abyss of hundreds of rivers.

Jumping waves to the river bank, lying on the seashore to the sun and wind. There is a way to nourish qi and soul, and it has been covered with a leper turtle for many years. ”

Sun Wukong fixed his eyes and immediately smiled: "Idiot, you see that the master has come up by himself." Zhu Bajie looked in the direction pointed by Sun Wukong, and sure enough, he saw a figure sitting on the back of the old turtle, who was it not Du Chen?

After a while, the old turtle sent Du Chen to the shore, and said angrily: "When the holy monk wants to cross the river, just slap the water three times here." After saying that, the old turtle slowly sank.

Sun Wukong and others learned after questioning that the King of Inspiration actually killed his mother with his own hands. In the end, he fell for Du Chen and regarded Du Chen as Guanyin Bodhisattva.

When he fled to the water, he ran into Guanyin Bodhisattva, and without saying a word, he punched Guanyin Bodhisattva into a panda eye.

Later, when the Inspiration King escaped, he was beaten to death by Sun Wukong, and Du Chen found the old turtle in the dungeon in the Water Mansion.

It turned out that this old turtle was the owner of this water mansion, and the bewitching woman who was accidentally injured and killed by the king of inspiration was originally the Taoist companion of this old turtle. Later, the King of Inspiration came to this water mansion, and the old turtle was not an opponent and was locked in the dungeon.

Its Taoist body is the Tao of a mandarin fish, and the King of Inspiration is young and strong, and his strength is extraordinary. followed the king of inspiration, and this woman was vicious, and she tortured the old turtle without remembering the old love.

In the end, this bewitching woman could not die well, and was accidentally injured by her flattering inspiration king, and her brain burst to death with a hammer.

After the Inspiration King escaped, Du Chen found the old turtle in the dungeon. released him, and the old turtle, who understood the cause and effect, immediately thanked Du Chen gratefully.

And promised that when Du Chen and they wanted to cross the river, they would come out to cross the river as long as they knocked on the water three times.

Everything was over, and Du Chen and his entourage were greeted to the village by more than 600 villagers in Chenjia Village. Every household slaughters chickens and pigs to celebrate the monster's ambush.

A feast was eaten from day to night, with the villagers singing and dancing and the children cheering. No more hiding at home and being scared.

The old village chief cried with joy and frequently raised his glass to toast. Finally, in the midst of singing and laughing, Du Chen and the others returned to their rooms.

After a night of silence, in the early morning of the second day, Du Chen and his party left Chenjia Village with the dry food and other things prepared for them by the villagers, and left Chenjia Village in a row of people to see them off.

When he came to the river, Du Chen stepped forward and tapped on the water three times, and after a while, the water splashed, and an old turtle surfaced and nodded to everyone.

Then Du Chen took a few apprentices to get on the back of the old turtle and ride the waves, after all, I don't know how to do it on the other side of the river, please listen to the next decomposition.