184 Bajie congratulations!

Du Chen is still quite satisfied with Xiong Zhen's honest and obedient words, but although Sun Wukong is a little more sleek than before, he is still more naughty and active, which may have something to do with the fact that he is an ape.

Seeing this situation, Zhu Bajie next to him gloated and smiled: "I said Brother Monkey! Usually you are not afraid of heaven and earth, how can you see the master like a mouse sees a cat.

If you want me to say that you will accompany Master to practice, maybe you can understand something. When Sun Wukong heard this, he immediately said: 'You idiot, have you been itching lately? Or let's practice. ’

Zhu Bajie hurriedly shut up, but his eyes rolled wildly and he didn't know what the hell he was thinking. At this time, Xiong Zhen also ran back from a distance, holding a kettle in his hand and carrying a few bunches of grapes.

When he came closer, Xiong Zhen handed the grapes to Du Chen and said, "Master, what did I find?" A bunch of big grapes, already washed, Master, you can taste it! ”

Du Chen stretched out his hand and picked one and put it in his mouth, it tasted good, sweet and sour, delicious, tender and juicy. Xiong Zhen took out the kettle again and said, "Master, do you drink water?" ”

Du Chen said: "Don't drink it, you can drink it!" At this time, Xiong Zhen very politely sent the kettle to Sun Wukong and the others and said, "Senior brother, you drink first." ”

Sun Wukong said: "Good junior brother, drink it first!" At this time, Zhu Bajie grabbed the kettle on the side and said: "A pot of water is just humble, I'll drink it first." After speaking, he put the spout of the pot to his blood basin and gulped several gulps.

At this time, Du Chen suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly said to everyone: "Don't drink water first, where did you get water?" ”

Hearing this, Xiong Zhen said strangely: "What's the matter, Master? I fetched water from the big river not far ahead, and the water was clear. Don't worry, I didn't pee in it. ”

Du Chen took out a map drawn by himself from his arms and looked around to see the location of himself and the others. I looked at the river closest to my location on the map, and saw that there were three big characters written on it: "Zimu River".

Du Chen covered his forehead with his hand and said, "It's over!" Seeing this scene in the eyes of everyone, they all showed a solemn look. Sun Wukong stepped forward with a serious expression and asked, "Master, is there any problem?" ”

Du Chen turned his head to look at Zhu Bajie and then said to Sun Wukong: "There is no problem, but your junior brother Wu Neng may be guilty." ”

Sun Wukong looked at Du Chen suspiciously, not understanding what Du Chen meant. Seeing that Du Chen was serious, Zhu Bajie hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Master, don't scare me!" What the hell is going on, you say! ”

Du Chen said with a strange expression: "That Bajie! Master, I congratulate you! ”

Zhu Bajie was stunned when he heard this: "Master, what are you congratulating me?" What do you think, my old pig's heart is hairy. ”

Du Chen said: "My congratulations on becoming a father, congratulations on you leaving incense." ”

Zhu Bajie suddenly jumped up happily when he heard this: "Really? I'm going to be a dad! Hahaha! I'm going to be a dad! By the way, Master, how do you know, is it Cuilan's letter? ”

Du Chen looked at Zhu Bajie excitedly, he didn't want to hit Zhu Bajie, but he thought that it wouldn't be long before Zhu Bajie would have a pregnancy reaction.

Immediately said: "Eight precepts! Tell you something, you have to be mentally prepared! In fact, it's not that your wife Gao Cuilan is pregnant, but that you are pregnant now. ”

The people at the scene heard what Du Chen said, and their eyes fell to the ground, and for the first time they heard that a man could still get pregnant. Zhu Bajie looked at Du Chen's eyes and said, "Master, don't be kidding, how can I, a big man, get pregnant?" ”

Du Chen said with a serious face: "It's impossible in other places, but now here, the impossible will become possible." Bajie, you better take care of the fetus, don't hurt your body by thinking nonsense. ”

Zhu Bajie saw that Du Chen said seriously, and immediately sat on the ground, and said with a sad face: "Impossible, impossible!" How can a man get pregnant. ”

Du Chen sighed and said, "Eight precepts! To tell you the truth, ten miles ahead of us, there is a clear river. It belongs to the daughter country of Xiliang.

This river is called Zimu River, both men and women, as long as they drink a sip of the water of Zimu River, they will have a dark knot. The people of Xiliang's daughter country reproduced their descendants with this river. ”

When Zhu Bajie heard this, his eyes suddenly rolled and he fainted, and Sun Wukong stepped forward and woke up Zhu Bajie directly with two mouths. After Zhu Bajie woke up, he immediately cried: "Master! You have to save me, or my man will be pregnant and spread to heaven, and he will not be laughed at by his former colleagues! ”

Seeing Zhu Bajie's grief-stricken appearance at this time, Du Chen couldn't bear to lie to him. So he said: "After drinking the water of this Zimu River, there is still a way." ”

Zhu Bajie suddenly seemed to have grabbed a life-saving straw, and hurriedly pleaded with Du Chen: "Master! Tell me how I can get rid of the baby in my womb? It didn't take long for there to be movement in my house. ”

It turned out that it may be because Zhu Bajie's belly is too big, and after she became pregnant, she didn't start to show her pregnancy like ordinary people. But the peristalsis of the fetus in the womb, Zhu Bajie can still feel it.

Du Chen groaned and said: "There is a Jieyang Mountain in the territory of this Xiliang Daughter Country, there is a broken hole in the mountain, and there is a "Falling Birth Spring" in the cave. As long as the monk takes a sip of the spring water of the "fountain", he can dissolve the fetus in your womb. ”

Zhu Bajie hurriedly pleaded: "Master! Hurry up and think of a way for the apprentice! ”

When Du Chen heard this, he said: "Don't worry, at this time, we will marry you after entering the daughter country and get the fetal spring water." ”

After that, Du Chen led the group slowly towards the country of his daughter, because now Zhu Bajie was pregnant, so he could only hurry slowly.

Before it was dark, they came to the edge of a great river. Seeing this, Xiong Zhen said, "Master, I am in this river, getting water. ”

Du Chen looked at the big river and saw that although the river was very long, it was crystal clear. Fish and shrimp can be seen swimming back and forth everywhere. While Du Chen was watching, a ferry boat rowed over.

I saw that the person holding the boat on the ferry, as Du Chen guessed, was an old woman with gray hair. The old woman rowed the biography to the shore and said to the crowd, "Are the elders going to cross the river?" ”

When Du Chen heard this, he said, "The old man and I are just going to cross the river. When the old woman heard this, she smiled and said, "It just so happens that I am also going to the other side of the river, so come up quickly!" ”

After that, Du Chen took a few apprentices to get on the old woman's ferry, although the old woman seemed to be old, but she had a lot of strength. As soon as the pole in his hand was forced, the ferry was speeding towards the opposite shore like an arrow from the string.

Sun Wukong was shocked when he saw this situation, and said secretly: "This old woman looks ordinary, but this means of supporting the boat is not like that of mortals." I think that the bodhisattvas who are not Buddhism are the immortals of the heavenly court. ”

At this time, the old woman holding the boat said: "It is very painful to see this elder! Is there something wrong with it? ”

Hearing this, Du Chen raised his eyebrows and said, "It's nothing!" It's my apprentice, who feels that he is too lonely, drinks two mouthfuls of water from the mother and son river, and plans to give birth to a girl to raise. ”

When the old woman heard this, the corners of her mouth twitched and said, "The elder laughed, how can this man give birth to a child." And you are monks, what is it if you have a child! ”

Du Chen said impatiently when he heard this: "If you plan to tell me about the abortion spring, tell me quickly, don't grind there, you're going to be annoyed to death." ”

The old woman was shocked when she heard this, so she had to tell her about the fetal spring, and then quickly pushed the boat to the shore. After Du Chen and his party got off the boat, the old woman patted her chest and said secretly in her heart: "The current Tang Sanzang is really terrifying!" Just leaked a trace of coercion, and this seat was not lightly injured. ”

I saw that at this time, a trace of bright red blood had flowed from the corner of the old woman's mouth, and the old woman jumped on an auspicious cloud to recover the cost, it was none other than the CEO of Journey to the West, Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Guanyin Bodhisattva said to himself with palpitations: "It's terrifying, Tang Sanzang's strength is already comparable to that of the Buddha, fortunately, his task has been completed, so let's withdraw quickly!" ”

After speaking, Guanyin Bodhisattva disappeared in an instant, and when he reappeared, he had already come to the foot of Lingshan.

As soon as Du Chen and his entourage got off the boat, they came to the prosperous territory of Xiliang Kingdom. I saw that the streets and alleys were noisy, selling goods, playing, and children frolicking together.

But when Du Chen and his party came to the crowd, the street suddenly became quiet. I saw that everyone looked at Du Chen curiously, and everyone pointed and discussed.

Du Chen and his party came to the door of an inn and walked out of a burly middle-aged woman. When the middle-aged woman saw Du Chen and the others, she suddenly shouted in surprise: "Man, I have seen a man." ”

The middle-aged woman walked up to Du Chen quickly and said, "Where are the elders from?" I don't need to stay in a hotel, I have a pleasant environment here, delicious food, and a few elders live in our inn, and I don't take a penny. ”

When Du Chen saw this enthusiastic boss, he immediately felt that this person was a talented person and very good at doing business, because there were few men in this daughter country, and as soon as he and others appeared, they would inevitably become the focus of the whole city. In this way, you don't charge for your own room, but you can attract more guests.

After thinking about it, Du Chen agreed, and entered this inn with a group of apprentices. Du Chen looked up, but the name of the inn here was also very elegant, the name was "Leisurely Residence." ”

Du Chen and the others were arranged in an upper room, and then several subordinates brought a table of wine and food. Du Chen and a few apprentices had also been on the road for a long time, and now there was a large table of wine and delicacies, and they suddenly began to feast.

Everyone puffed out their bellies during a meal, but they were pitiful Zhu Bajie was eating and spitting, and finally had no choice but to listen to this big belly and go back to the room to rest.

At this time, Du Chen said to Sun Wukong: "You go to Jieyang Mountain for a trip, take some spring water from the fetal spring, and give it to your junior brother for abortion." ”

Hearing this, Sun Wukong got up and got up, stepped out of the door and stepped on the clouds and went straight to Xie Yang Mountain, and it didn't take long for Sun Wukong to come to the sky above Xie Yang Mountain.

I saw this mountain: "The flowers are brocade, and the weeds are blue." The streams are connected and falling, and the streams and clouds are idle. The valleys are dense with vines, and the peaks and trees are far away. Birds and geese cried, and deer drank apes and climbed.

Cui Dai is like a screen, and the green cliff is like a bun. It's really hard to get to the dust, and you never get tired of looking at the spring stones. Every time I see a fairy child picking medicine, I often pay back the salary. Sure enough, it is not inferior to the rooftop view, which is better than the three peaks of Xihua Mountain! ”

Sun Wukong descended the cloud head and came to the door of the Po'er Cave, only to see a middle-aged Taoist priest guarding the door. Sun Wukong stepped forward, and the Taoist priest saw that someone was coming, and immediately got up and said, "Who is coming?" What is the cost of Zhixiaoan? ”

Sun Wukong said: "The poor monk is the one who was ordered to take the Western Scriptures by the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, because my junior brother accidentally ate the water of the Zimu River, and his abdomen was painful and swollen.

I heard that there is a fetal spring in the Po'er Cave of Xie Yang Mountain, which can eliminate tire gas. Therefore, I came to meet the Ruyi True Immortal and ask for some spring water. I also hope that Brother Dao will give you some advice. ”

When the Taoist priest heard this, he was immediately overjoyed, and the business came to the door. He was able to make a lot of money again, and immediately smiled: "This place is the Po'er Cave, and below is the big disciple of the Ruyi True Immortal." Dare to ask my honorable name, so I can report it to Master! ”