220 Poor monks do not like animals
It didn't take long for the woman to come to Du Chen's not far away, and the woman was holding a red hydrangea in her hand. Throwing it into the air, the hydrangea was suddenly thrown high, and just as it was about to fall, a strange wind suddenly blew.
The young man under the angry hydrangea scolded: "It's really unlucky, the hydrangea was about to hit Lao Tzu, but it was blown away by a gust of wind." ”
I saw the hydrangea flickering left and right in the air, and suddenly the strange wind disappeared. The hydrangea fell straight to the top of Du Chen's head, Du Chen sneered when he saw this, and a dark force was struck, only to see that the hydrangea suddenly turned around and fell into Zhu Bajie's hands.
Zhu Bajie was stunned when he received the hydrangea, what the hell is this? Just when Zhu Bajie didn't know why, several soldiers came to him and surrounded Zhu Bajie.
Seeing this, Zhu Bajie immediately became vigilant and said loudly: "What are you going to do? At this time, the commander of a soldier appeared in front of several people and said, "Congratulations to this elder for being hit by a hydrangea, you are about to become the concubine of our princess, please follow us to the palace." ”
After that, Zhu Bajie was taken to the palace by the soldiers in a daze, and Du Chen and others also followed to the palace as family members.
When I arrived at the palace, because the princess's choice of horses was a major event, the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty were present. I saw an old-looking man sitting on the dragon chair, wearing a dragon robe.
This man was the king of Tianzhu Kingdom, and the king saw Du Chen and the others being taken to the top of the main hall and said, "Who is next?" ”
The soldier replied, "Your Majesty, Her Royal Highness's hydrangea hit a monk, so my subordinates took them to the palace and asked Your Majesty to decide." ”
The king was stunned when he heard this, and said to himself, "This is too coincidental!" It's not good to hit something, you have to hit a monk. So the king took a closer look, and saw that among the several monks underground, except for Du Chen, who was the leader, was handsome and had an extraordinary temperament. Nothing else resembles humans.
The king instinctively thought that the princess had chosen Du Chen. So the king said, "Since it is the princess's chosen horse, it doesn't matter if he is a monk or a Taoist." As long as it is a man, first arrange for the horse to be dressed up, and then choose a good day and an auspicious day to get married. ”
The soldier couldn't say anything when he heard this, the horse was chosen by the princess herself, and she was a little soldier who could only obey orders, who told that she had no one to be hit by a hydrangea.
Thinking of this, the soldiers took Du Chen and his party out of the main hall, and then arranged a place for them to live. When he arrived at the residence, Zhu Bajie was still in a daze.
Puzzled, he asked, "Master, what the hell is going on?" Why didn't you ask your disciples to speak in the main hall just now? ”
Du Chen smiled: "It's cheap for you, isn't it good to let you be a colt, what are you still asking here?" ”
Zhu Bajie said: "Hehe! Master, it's not that you don't know, my old pig is the most infatuated. Except for Gao Cuilan, I won't marry anyone else. The seven spider spirits in Pansi Ridge are just my old pig who was forced to do so in order to practice the method of staying up in battle. ”
Du Chen immediately rolled his eyes when he heard this, this guy was cheap and behaved. So he said: "This princess is an impostor, and her body is a goblin." Let you be a colt, just to make fun of that goblin, you really want to be a colt! ”
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he suddenly exclaimed: "Ah! It's a goblin! Then my old pig is willing to serve, and it will be no problem to hand it over to me, and I will make sure that the goblin will not be able to get out of bed the next day. ”
Du Chen said: "You think beautifully, don't get involved with the goblin this time, when you worship heaven and earth, you take the opportunity to capture him in front of the Manchu Dynasty civil and military, and then beat her back to her original form." I promised Kuroko to make him rabbit meat to eat. ”
Zhu Bajie suddenly drooped his head and said: "I thought there was a good thing, but it turned out to be a chore!" ”
Du Chen's eyes lit up and said, "Why don't you want to?" ”
Zhu Bajie suddenly laughed and said: "The disciple doesn't dare, the disciple is sure to take things as properly." ”
Du Chen smiled: "It's pretty much the same, don't think about it all day long." Watch your waist. ”
Zhu Bajie didn't think so, but he didn't dare to talk back, and hurriedly said that he would definitely pay attention to it in the future.
At this time, in the princess's bedroom, the jade rabbit spirit was drinking wine in the room, and there were all kinds of delicacies from the mountains and seas on the table. There are maids waiting by him.
After taking a sip of wine, the Jade Rabbit Spirit laughed and said, "Hahaha! Tang Sanzang finally asked me to wait for you, this time to see how you can escape from the palm of my hand. After I have intercourse with you, my cultivation will be able to advance to the realm of the Great Luo Golden Immortal.
At that time, the sky will be high and the birds will fly, and there will be no need to stay in that cold place all day. Hearing this, the maid next to her looked at the Jade Rabbit Spirit suspiciously, and said secretly: "What's wrong with the princess today, how strange is what she said." ”
After the Jade Rabbit Spirit finished speaking, she felt that she had lost her words, and turned her head to look at the maid. I saw that the maid really looked at her curiously. The Jade Rabbit Spirit suddenly grabbed the maid's neck and said sharply, "What did you hear just now?" ”
The maid was pinched so red that she couldn't speak. Seeing that the maid didn't speak, the Jade Rabbit immediately strangled the maid to death with all her strength. Then a fireball was thrown and the corpse was burned to the ground.
After doing this, the Jade Rabbit Essence continued to pour itself a drink in the room. I drank until midnight before I stopped what I was doing, looked in the direction of the door and said to myself: "Tang Sanzang, I didn't expect you to not only be covered in treasures, but even look so lovable."
I can't wait, so I might as well take advantage of the night to take your Yuanyang first, and after the wedding, I will be a couple with you for a few years. It's a little exciting to think about, and I feel like it's coming. ”
After saying that, the Jade Rabbit Spirit got up and pushed open the door and walked out of the room. After going out, the jade rabbit spirit turned into a breeze and left, and after a while, he came to the room where Du Chen was.
Jade Rabbit Jing saw through the window that Du Chen was sitting at the table drinking tea at this time. The leisurely appearance, as well as the elegant temperament, made the jade rabbit's head jump carefully.
The Jade Rabbit Spirit couldn't help but push open the door and walked in, and when she saw Du Chen looking at her, she said shyly: "Why doesn't the horse sleep late at night?" Is it missing the slave family? ”
Du Chen smiled playfully: "What do you want you to do?" You're not my type. Not much interest. ”
The Jade Rabbit Essence was stunned when he heard this, how could this Tang Sanzang not speak like a high-ranking monk? But it's better this way, I like a man with flowers.
So the jade rabbit spirit gently pulled the tulle on her body and said, "Why is it so hot tonight, everyone is sweating." Isn't it hot to have a colt? ”
Du Chen said: "You seem to have recognized the wrong person!" The red hydrangea hit the poor monk's apprentice, not me. The poor monk still has to go to the west to learn scriptures, how can he be your concubine. ”
The Jade Rabbit Essence listened to Du Chen's words and chuckled: "The concubine said that it was you who came to see the princess, but when the hydrangea was thrown at you, it was blown away by a strange wind, and it hit your apprentice."
It's not up to this princess to decide who is the colt, do you say yes? I think the night is beautiful tonight, why don't you let Princess Ben have a drink or two with you? ”
Du Chen said with a smile: "Poor monks don't drink alcohol, if the princess likes it, please take care of herself." ”
Hearing this, the Jade Rabbit Essence immediately frowned and said, "Don't you look down on this princess?" This princess's appearance is a first-class beauty, and her figure is also very hot. Don't you men like me with a full chest and a thin waist?
Why don't you have any interest in this princess? You're still not a man, you don't like men, do you? ”
Du Chen drank the tea in his mouth and squirted out, and the jade rabbit essence standing opposite Du Chen happened to be sprayed in the face, only to see that the jade rabbit essence was full of water stains on his face, and there were still a few pieces of tea hanging on his face.
Du Chen couldn't help laughing when he saw the appearance of the Jade Rabbit Essence, and after the Jade Rabbit Essence reacted, he immediately said angrily: "Tang Sanzang, you dare to spray me with tea, I will force you tonight and ask for your Yuanyang."
You can rest assured that Aunt Ben's skills are good, and you are comfortable. Then you will accompany Aunt Ben for a few more years, and when I have had enough, I will let you go to the west to learn scriptures. ”
When Du Chen heard this, he immediately said with a disgusted face: "You can pull it down!" I don't like to have sex with brutes, I don't have such a heavy taste. ”
After speaking, he took a step back, and this scene was seen in the eyes of the Jade Rabbit Essence, and he was suddenly so angry that the Jade Rabbit Spirit jumped like thunder, pointed at Du Chen's nose and said, "Okay, you Tang Sanzang, you dare to dislike me and say that I am a beast."
Today I will show you what it means to be a brute! After speaking, the jade rabbit spirit was shocked, and the clothes on her body were suddenly shocked into powder. Walking towards Du Chen naked.
Seeing that the Jade Rabbit Spirit dared to use force on himself, Du Chen immediately said angrily: "You dare! Suddenly, a sky-high coercion emanated from Du Chen's body, and the jade rabbit essence was like a flat boat in the sea, which could be crushed by this coercion at any time.
Just when the Jade Rabbit Spirit felt that he was about to be destroyed, Du Chen suddenly collected the coercion on his body and said, "Now is not your death time, let you or a few hours first." Wait until tomorrow in front of the Manchu Dynasty civil and military, and then call you to subjugate.
Don't try to take advantage of the opportunity to escape, even if you escape to the ends of the earth, you can be captured in minutes. The jade rabbit spirit knelt on the ground and suddenly kowtowed like pounding garlic and said, "Don't dare!" Can't! ”
Du Chen said: "Okay, go back!" After saying that, the Jade Rabbit Spirit was about to be amnestied, turned around and walked out of Du Chen's room, and walked away in a gloomy manner.
The Jade Rabbit Spirit returned to her room, and she was scared when she thought about it. Who the hell is this Tang Sanzang, it is so terrifying. His master was already a quasi-saint master, and he was not as scary as Tang Sanzang.
Thinking of his master, the eyes of the jade rabbit spirit lit up hope again, and now the only one who can save himself is his own master.
So the Jade Rabbit Essence cleaned up her mood, and then lit three sticks of incense and began to pray. She used a secret method to inform her master, told her where she was, and said that she had met an extraordinary villain and wanted to eat her.
After doing everything well, the heart of the Jade Rabbit Spirit was a little comforted. She believes that as long as her master comes forward, ordinary people will give some face.
I only hope that my master will not come too late, otherwise I am afraid that I will be more than lucky, and at the same time, I secretly hate myself, why should I provoke this evil star, in the end, I can't control my current life and death.