"?"

Li Zhou bounced up from the sofa and smacked his tongue: "When I didn't know the truth, I thought you were a scumbag, and after learning the truth, I thought you were a scumbag, and I actually used other girls." ”

Lu Yu defended himself with a dark face: "She also had someone she liked at the time, and she and I used each other." ”

The original intention of telling the two of them the truth was to let them help come up with ideas and chase Shang Yi, but after telling the truth, the two not only did not say some substantive suggestions, but said cool things.

Xiao He continued to eat the packet of potato chips before eating, and it rattled loudly.

"Brother Lu, you were with Zhou Meng at the time, just to test whether Shang Yi likes you or not?"

"Aang." Lu Yu snorted from his nose and added: "Again, we are not together, we are just cooperating with each other." ”

"I won't play this trick in the third grade." Li Zhou disdainful: "Childish! ”

Lu Yu squinted at him: "You still pee your pants in the third grade, your brain can't control your body, what do you like?" ”

Li Zhou's eyes widened: "You fart!" You're only in third grade peeing your pants. ”

"You said it yourself last time you drank." Lu Yu spread his hands: "I have a recording, relive it?" ”

Inevitably, Li Zhou didn't believe it, Lu Yu took out his mobile phone and was about to find a recording, Li Zhou rushed over, grabbed his mobile phone and put it on his chest, and hid far away.

Xiao He clapped his hands, patted off the potato chip residue on his hand, and gave his opinion: "If you want me to say it, just confess it directly, let her understand your mind, what a waste of time in this twist and turn, in case she is abducted." ”

Li Zhou raised his hand in agreement: "That's it, there must be a group of people chasing behind the girl's good-looking buttocks, right?" This is not a queue to call the number, if you continue to grind, when will it be your turn? ”

"Also, your method of temptation was wrong from the beginning, she will only mistakenly think that you like Zhou Meng, and then she will have no feelings for you, you will be alone for the rest of your life."

......

Two minutes later, Li Zhou and Xiao He stood outside the room, looking at the closed door, not knowing why.

Xiao He: "Why were we kicked out?" ”

Li Zhou shook the pot: "You must have just eaten potato chips and soiled his house, and you are guilty of cleanliness." ”

Xiao He: "....."

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Lu Yu leaned on the door frame and clicked on Shang Yu's WeChat.

The message was the one he had sent her twenty minutes earlier.

[Lu Yu: I sent back a box of snacks by courier, you can help me collect it. 】

[Lu Yu: As a reward, I will share half of you. 】

Shang Yi didn't know what he was doing, and he never replied to the message.

The method that Xiao He just said, he didn't think about it, but he was strangled in the cradle before he could implement it.

In my sophomore year of high school, near the high school entrance examination, there was a power outage at the school and school was released early.

Fan Jialu and the others didn't want to go home, so they ran to the roof of the old teaching building with their schoolbags.

Since they moved to the new school building, there are usually no people in the old school building, except for art students who will go to paint, Fan Jialu has occupied this rooftop like the king of the mountain, and has hidden a few dozen beers in the cabinet.

They drank wine and talked nonsense.

Later, I don't know who proposed the game, the old-fashioned and cheesy Truth or Dare, the person with the bottle mouth pointed at specifies whether the person with the bottom of the bottle is aiming at whether the person with the bottom of the bottle chooses Truth or Dare, and then the person who is turned by the bottom of the bottle turns the bottle.

Usually, this game Shang Yu has never missed, but I don't know what happened that day, and I made frequent mistakes, which became a game black hole.

Shang Yi was a little afraid of the dark, after watching her run to the toilet of the old teaching building three times, the next time Fan Jia should have turned the bottle, but he went to the toilet, Lu Yu sat on his right hand and turned it for him.

Lu Yu sat opposite Shang Yu, looked at the little girl's slightly nervous face, hooked her lips slightly, and as soon as her hand moved, the bottle turned.

When stopping, the mouth of the bottle is aimed at Lu Yu, and the bottom of the bottle is aimed at Shang Yu.

Shang Yan swallowed his saliva and became even more nervous.

She didn't want to be punished for running to the toilet, and it was rare for her to beg for mercy: "Tell me!" I'll cover for you once! ”

At that time, Lu Yu, Lu Mingren and Fan Jialu would escape to the Internet café to play games in the self-study class every afternoon, and after being discovered by the teacher, they called their parents, and then deducted half of their living expenses, and lived a month of aggrieved life.

It would have been much easier if Shang Yi had helped them cover in the class.

Lu Yu crossed his legs, propped his hands back on the ground, and squinted at her.

It rained at noon, the clouds cleared, and the sky was clear.

The evening sunset dyed half of the sky red, and the girl's cheeks stained with wine were flushed, and she looked at him with a little gnashing of teeth, like a little wild cat who wanted to resist but was helpless.

Lu Yu touched the tip of his tongue against his back molars and nodded under her glare.

"Okay," he complied with her, "what kind of boy do you like?" ”