Chapter Seventy-Eight: Bad for the Body
Li Zhou didn't notice the glance he glanced at Shang Yi, and his heart was burned with anger: "Don't fart, when did you get a cat, this is obviously a slap print, Garfield's claws are not so big." ”
Hearing this, Shang Yi silently glanced at his white and slender paws, but did not speak.
Li Zhou: "Is it who bullied you, don't be afraid, speak out boldly, Brother Li is covering you, I want to see who is so bold and dares to beat my precious golden egg." ”
Lu Yu is cold white skin, and there are some scars on her body, which can be easily seen, not to mention that Shang Yu's slap used eighty percent of her strength, even if she is a woman, her hand strength is small, and it is still very conspicuous when it falls on Lu Yu's face.
Shang Yi listened to Li Zhou's angry question, and raised his hand weakly: "I...."
"No one can do it, even the king of heaven and Lao Tzu can't beat it...."Li Zhou's eyes were full of the slap marks on Lu Yu's face, and he didn't pay attention to what Shang Yi said, he scolded directly, and only reacted halfway through speaking, turned his head mechanically, and looked at Shang Yu.
"......" he swallowed, "Wasn't he scratched by a cat?" ”
Shang Yi: "......."
Li Zhou continued: "You guys are ...... early in the morning Is it so intense? ”
Lu Yu: "......."
Shang Yi: "......."
Why does this sound so awkward.
Shang Yi felt that he needed to explain, and gave himself a clear name: "It was he who broke into my boudoir without saying hello in the morning, and I just woke up and saw such a big face in front of me, can I not be afraid, it is purely a conditioned reflex." ”
Lu Yu snorted coldly: "It's not because you slept like a dead pig and didn't wake up no matter how you knocked on the door, I went in." ”
Shang Yi: "Then you can call me." ”
Lu replied without thinking about it: "You sleep silently." ”
"That'...... That...... "Shang Yi stiffened his neck" and couldn't find a reason to excuse himself for a long time, and muttered weakly: "That's also your fault, no matter what, you shouldn't just break into the girl's bedroom." ”
"Agreeing to be my assistant requires a bit of professional ethics, have you ever seen someone's boss personally wake up employees, be content." Lu Yu straightened up a little: "Besides, when I asked me to help you make up your homework at school night, why didn't you say that you couldn't enter your room." ”
"Shut up, why don't you have points in your heart when I'm your assistant? It's not like me...."
“......”
The two who were arguing suddenly stopped, glanced at each other, and then looked at Li Zhou in the front row.
Li Zhou turned over and lay on the back of the chair, watching the two of them quarrel with great interest, with a handful of melon seeds in his hand, seeing the two of them stop, he was a little puzzled for a while: "Why did you stop?" ”
After receiving two cold eyes, he reacted, scratched his eyebrows a little embarrassed, and prepared to be back in the passenger seat.
Suddenly thinking of something, the sinking head popped out, and said to Shang Yi in the back row: "Don't slap your face in the future, it's not easy to leave a mark, and it's not good to be seen..... Anywhere else. ”
Shang Yi just stared at him and didn't speak.
Li Zhou smacked his lips and retracted it.
Just when the two people in the back seat were about to have a war of eyes, Li Zhou in the front row suddenly popped up again: "What, your early morning...... Don't be too intense, it's not good for your health, Lu Yu has been a little busy lately, so he can't be too tired...."
Lu Yu: "......."
Shang Yi: "......."
Why does that sound a little wrong?