Dawu, in the emperor's bedroom.

"Your Majesty, the day of great joy has come, let's go"

"Steward Su, is this the person you are looking for?"

The emperor was dressed in a dragon robe, looking like a handsome young man, holding a clean shovel in his hand, and his face was serious.

"Your Majesty, the Taifu calculated a hexagram for her, saying that Princess Muyang was injured by yin and evil, and she must have pure yang attribute medicine to get rid of the cold poison in her body, her birthday is matched, and her subordinates also sent the Praetorian Guard to search the whole city, it must be true."

As he spoke, the shopkeeper Su ripped off the pants of the young man who was tied up tightly.

He wondered a little that this kid was dreaming, he didn't even know about himself, and he was still flirting.

"Commander Su, I don't need to deal with this matter." The Emperor was clearly making a last-ditch effort.

"Your Highness, according to the national teacher, this treasure is a godsend, and it will lose its effect when ordinary people touch it, and only a strong person like His Highness can touch it."

"Hehe, his current situation, will it have any effect on the effect of the elixir?"

"Your Majesty, you don't have to worry, his current situation has proven your guess, he is different from ordinary people."

“......”

Lu Yu yawned and was falling asleep, he dreamed that he was holding two beauties by the sea, and he was enjoying it.

"Damn, it's finally time to rest." As the most powerful spy in the 21st century in China, Lu Yu can be said to be conscientious, and he has been on missions all year round, and today he can finally take a vacation.

"That's not right." Suddenly, he realized something. Lu Yu showed a look of confusion in his eyes, wasn't he still carrying out a secret operation just now, as an experimenter, he installed a new type of "smart brain" technology chip in his brain? He had just closed his eyes when he appeared on the beach.

At this moment, Lu Yu moved, and he felt a cold light, will this cold light ......

His eyes widened sharply, and he saw a young man in the imperial robe, holding a shovel, smashing it towards his crotch.

How can he use a shovel, how can his spear be like a dragon? At this moment, Lu Yu roared, the aura on his body suddenly skyrocketed, and the chains on his body seemed to break at any time, making both of them stunned.

For a moment, both of them were a little speechless, because they saw the rope, but the rope was motionless and still twisting.

"What a noise!" Steward Su glanced at him disdainfully.

Lu Yu scolded secretly in his heart, these two guys tied themselves too tightly, making themselves a little embarrassed.

"Commander Su, press it down for me."

"Wow."

Seeing the two big men rushing over again, Lu Yu stepped forward suddenly, and slammed his elbows on the old man's body.

The shopkeeper covered his nose and groaned in pain. The three of them suddenly fell into a stalemate.

As soon as Lu Yu heard this, he knew that he was reborn and came back, and he also met two perverts who had thoughts about his younger brother.

"Whoosh", the sharp shovel in the emperor's hand was thrown at Lu Yu, Lu Yu's head was deflected, and the shovel sank into the wood two feet.

This time, Lu Yu was really annoyed, he cut a rope with a shovel and cut the rope with ease.

"You... You... You..."Lu Yu appeared behind him without waiting for him to speak, covering his mouth with one hand, and began to caress his body with the other.

Over the years, he has known that after subduing a person, he will carefully check whether there is a place on the other person's body to hide a gun.

Lu Yu felt that this young emperor was really good, like a woman, with a big buttocks, a very thin waist, and very elastic! Damn, could it be that under the influence of the two of them homosexuality, I would have such dirty thoughts.

"Huh?" Lu Yu's palm was placed on Qin Wentian's chest, and he only felt a warm feeling rushing to his face.

"Hiss~" Lu Yu only felt a pain in his palm, he gritted his teeth violently, and ripped off the crown on the top of the other party's head, and suddenly his head was full of green silk like a waterfall, and it was scattered.

"Female!" Steward Su and Lu Yu said in unison.

The empress looked panicked, and pretended to be calm: "Hurry up and let go of your hand!" ”

Only then did Lu Yu react, and his hands kept on her chest.

"Don't tell anyone about this, otherwise, I will never let you go!"

"Haha." Steward Su smiled from ear to ear.

This made Lu Yu a little confused, what was going on?

"A woman is also worthy of being the emperor, what a waste of the old man and General Xiao's hard work, you all get out of here!" The shopkeeper of Su Da stood up and applauded.

At this moment, more than a dozen figures walked out of the palace.

"Guards, stop me!" Great rebellion! The empress said in a deep voice.

"Hehe, even if you are really the emperor, I will kill you first, and then put the blame on this guy."

After speaking, the shopkeeper of Su Da looked at Lu Yu proudly and asked him to hand over the person to himself.

"Or will I give it to you?" Lu Yu scratched his head, looking embarrassed.

"In that case, I will refine you into a real eunuch and a pig's head!"

Lu Yu turned around and said to the empress: "Your Majesty, your current situation seems to be very bad, but you have to call me a good brother, and I can help you." ”

"Dream! Rather for broken jade, not for the tile! ”

Seeing that Lu Yu didn't pay attention to himself at all, he was furious and shouted: "Kill them all!" ”

"Good big brother."

Lu Yu noticed that on his bed, there was a girl of short stature, with a pale face and a weak look.

"Yu'er, don't listen to his nonsense!" The empress said with a straight face.

"Bang bang." The three guards fell to the ground, groaning in pain.

Everyone in the audience was shocked, no one expected that this guy would still have some ability.

Before they could react, Lu Yu pulled out his long sword and plunged headlong into their ranks, sword light and blood drawing an arc in the air.

For a while, there was only one person in the field, Su Da Butler, who kept kneeling and bowing, calling "Old Ancestor".

Lu Yu played with the short sword in his hand, and secretly complained in his heart, it was really not as easy as a military stab.

"You, who are you?" The empress was stunned by Ren Baqian's actions.

Lu Yu rolled his eyes, feeling that this empress was easy to be fooled, maybe she could still get her protection, anyway, she was also a figure with a head and a face.

"As for me, I'm just a star falling from the sky to help you."

"Fart, where did the stars come from?" The empress looked incredulous.

"A great socialist star." Lu Yu opened the river.

"What star is this, and why have you never heard of it?"

"This is custom-made for His Majesty, it is for him, who would know?"

"What evidence do you have?"

Lu Yu walked to the side of the bed with a smile and said, "This little girl, I can treat her immediately." ”

"How so? Can you heal a person who is helpless even by the imperial doctor? Don't dare to talk nonsense just because you know how to do martial arts. ”

"Shopkeeper Su, did you say?" Lu Yu glanced at this old man with disdain, and said in his heart that this girl can have today, most likely because of him.

"What if it doesn't work?" The empress calmed down and became more majestic.

"If you can't save me, then I'll let you save me. But I'm going to heal you, hehe. Lu Yu had a wicked smile on his face.

"How's it going?"

"When you're well, you're going to call me a good brother, you're going to call me sister."

"You-bastard-"

"It doesn't matter."

The empress didn't dare to look at Lu Yu, and said softly: "Okay, I... Agree. ”