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First, before getting down to business.
The author wants to explain one thing to you.
You may be wondering, why is this dog author so diligent? Codewords so fast? So observant? Is there such a character?
What is the reason for this?
The author will tell you now.
Because...... Some time ago, the author encountered a series of problems that were very annoying.
Let's pick the key points firstββ
The fuse is-
My father always felt that my children were not like me.
What do you think?
Is the sense of anticipation pulled up all of a sudden?
Don't panic, everyone, listen to me slowly.
Ever since my son was born, my father has had this heart problem.
When there was nothing to do, he hugged my son and compared him with me.
Say it's not like it, it's not like it, what's going on or something.
It makes the author annoying every day!
I told my father countless times:
"Where is it not like? I think it's quite like that. β
"People are different from each other, and I don't look much like you!"
"The child hasn't opened it yet."
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And so on and so forth.
I said a lot.
But my father never believed me.
Finally one day!
He couldn't hold back any longer.
Secretly took my son for a paternity test.
He felt that if the child was indeed my own son.
So, he's my dad and my child's grandfather.
There must be a blood relationship with the child.
Outcome......
After a few days, the DNA results came back.
The whole family exploded!
A certificate issued by the hospital shows:
[My son and my father are not related by blood!] γ
Oh, my God!
In those days, the family was really messed up.
Everything that could be smashed was smashed by my wife.
In the end, my wife cried to death and held a kitchen knife to her neck, insisting on death to prove her innocence.
There was no way, life was at stake, so I hurriedly dragged my son to the hospital, and we did another paternity test.
Outcome......
The report shows.
[My son and I are indeed father and son. γ
This time.
It was my father's turn to be dumbfounded.
He dragged me to the hospital non-stop, and he had to do another paternity test with me!
Outcome.
The report shows.
[My father and I are not biologically related. γ
I'll go!
You can't imagine it!
My parents' house exploded directly!
Everything that could be smashed was smashed by my mother!
My wife, who was crying and came back to life, went to my house to fight.
I can't see that my life will be over.
My mother held a knife to her neck, and she wanted to die to prove her innocence!
Thereupon.
Poor author......
was forcibly pulled by my mother again and went to the hospital for a paternity test.
It's really damn, the arm that drew blood hurts, do you know?
The whole family waited in the hospital.
No one dared to speak.
The atmosphere was overwhelming.
Originally, the hospital was going to close.
Parents blocked the doctor alive and dead, and let the family produce results.
At last.
The results are in......
The report shows.
[My mother and I are not biologically related]
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I'm dumbfounded!
Who the hell am I!!
Parents are also confused!!
Who the hell am I!!
Thinking about it, there is only one possibility!
That is, when I was born, I held the wrong child.
And then.
Come on.
No one should try to go to work.
The whole family asked for leave and went to the maternal and child health hospital where I was born.
The author was born in the county hospital on the same day.
There were no computers at that time.
It's all paper files.
The people in the hospital over there were also frightened, and they paid attention to it, and dragged a bunch of nurses to the archives to look through the files.
Ultimately.
The results have been found.
On the day I was born, only two boys were born.
One is me.
One is a person named Zhou Xyuan.
As soon as I saw the name Zhou Xyuan.
My wife was stunned.
I was also stunned.
It's a name we're all familiar with.
This TM is my brother-in-law!
That is, my wife's own brother!
At first, we weren't convinced.
Later, the various materials on the file were compared and determined.
That Zhou Xyuan, who was born on the same day as me, is my wife's brother!!
My wife couldn't accept it for a while.
What does this TM stand for?
We don't dare to think about it.
One! Dot! All! No! Dare! Think!
My wife made a phone call.
My father-in-law and mother-in-law took a taxi overnight.
They were terrified, too!
After all, it's a matter of biological sons!
The father-in-law and mother-in-law immediately called and asked his wife and brother to come to the hospital as soon as possible.
My wife and brother said that they were busy and couldn't go.
Also said we were messing around.
Father-in-law and mother-in-law went crazy directly!
said that if he dared not come, he would go directly and arrest him back!
In the end, my wife and her brother-in-law, who was my brother-in-law, had no choice but to drive over.
Then, Lao Tzu was drawn another tube of blood.
Outcome.
Just as we envisioned at the beginning.
The report shows that:
[My father-in-law and mother-in-law are father and son, mother and son relationship. γ
[My wife's brother, and my parents, are father and son, mother and son relationship. γ
Moment.
My wife sat on the ground and cried.
It's a very broken kind.
I'm confused, too.
That's not what it means.
My wife is my sister, and I am my wife's brother.
The family was stunned.
No one spoke for several minutes.
I don't know how to speak.
In the end, things are already like this anyway, and everyone can only say good things.
Say "It's all a family anyway!" "It's a good thing that the child is okay." "Life is all passing, kiss and kiss!" "You two don't know!"
They're all right.
Happy.
But my wife and I are uncomfortable!
This ethical question makes us feel uneasy.
Especially feeling sorry for the child.
It is said that close relatives have children, it is easy to have problems, if the child has problems in the future, we really don't want to live!
But after calming down.
We both felt that there was fraud in this.
Let's just say a little.
My wife and I are not at all like each other.
It's not like it at all.
Can't find a place that looks like it!
Are there such brothers and sisters?
Moreover, I clearly remember that when my wife entered the delivery room, the doctor also measured my blood type in order to prevent heavy bleeding.
Said I couldn't give my wife a blood transfusion.
The more I think about it, the more wrong it becomes!
So, I took my wife to the hospital for a DNA test.
Let's see if the two are related.
My arm is full of needle holes.
The doctor didn't know where to go.
Never mind.
I couldn't care about it so much, so I changed my arm and continued to draw blood.
And then.
The results are in......
The report shows.
[My wife and I are not related by blood, and it is impossible for us to be brother and sister. γ
It's okay, it's okay.
My wife is not my own sister.
I'm not my wife's brother.
Our children don't have any messy genetic diseases.
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But......
TMD's new problem has reappeared!
Who is my wife?
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That's why the author update is so brilliant.
Because of lack of money!
You don't know how expensive it is to get a paternity test!
The author finally saved some money and handed it over to the hospital.
Moreover, the problem of my life history and that of my eldest brother has been solved.
My wife's identity is a problem, and I have to do countless DNA tests......
It's all money!!
That's why the author is crazy about codewords every day and every night.
I just want to be able to put it on the shelves early and make a subscription money.
So everyone must book it all!!
It would be nice to be able to turn on automatic subscriptions!!