Chapter 2 It's not scientific, but it's metaphysical
In the southern city in May, the weather is so good that people want to break off, and along the way to Starbucks in March, the peach blossoms and apricot blossoms have already bloomed.
On the bluestone street, Li Lu wore a white short-sleeved shirt with "I don't want a draft, I don't want to give it", and while riding a small yellow car to turn the intersection, he answered a call from his mother's adult-
"Yes, it's almost there, you won't be late, Mom, don't worry!"
"Suits? I didn't wear a suit, I wore a short-sleeved shirt, the normal kind, no weird slogans, really ......"
"Bring it, the light opening charm, marriage tips, I have brought everything I can, this time there should be no more problems, yes, I also put incense on before I went out."
It's not easy, it took nearly ten minutes, he finally calmed down the anxious mother, and when he hung up the phone, he couldn't help wiping his sweat, and sighed with emotion-
"Eh, it's just a blind date, why do you make it like saving the world every time?"
Well, that's really weird......
Theoretically speaking, with his conditions, a blind date is actually similar to fighting monsters in a novice village, and it shouldn't be difficult.
In terms of appearance, he is tall and handsome, although he doesn't make girls scream when he goes out, but when he usually sits in Starbucks to write and thinks about the plot seriously with his chin propped up, he can always attract several young ladies to blush and ask for WeChat;
In terms of income, even if it will be interrupted from time to time, but it is also a well-known author in the circle, and I dare not say how amazing the manuscript fee I get every month, but if I save for two or three years, I can buy a house in Nancheng, a quasi-first-tier city;
As for his character and living habits, how bad can a half-house novelist like him be, and he can stay quietly until the end of the world with a computer, if you have to talk about shortcomings...... Mild procrastination and serious nonsense, does it count?
However, it didn't work, he was still a single husky who never worked out on a blind date!
God knows how, in the past 55 blind dates, he has always encountered various unexpected situations inexplicably.
For example, a café suddenly catches fire, for example, the other party says that I only like girls, for example, your ex-boyfriend suddenly appears on the spot, you are ruthless, you are ruthless, you are unreasonable......
The most outrageous time was that less than ten minutes after sitting in the Japanese restaurant, the master who performed teppanyaki burned himself, and the frightened young lady knocked over the orange juice and wet her skirt, and then met Li Luming in the men's toilet magically......
This science, this is very metaphysical!
Li Luming said that he was very helpless, and even doubted whether he was not suitable for a blind date.
Sister Xia Xia, who gossiped about this matter, insisted that this was because he broke too much and hurt his character, and gave him a respectful title - "Blind Date (Been) Terminator!" ”
"Hmph, there will come a day when I will use watching a movie with my girlfriend as a reason to break off!"
With a grudge against a bad editor, Li Luming stopped the car in front of Starbucks, tidied up his clothes in front of the window, confirmed that there was no sign of fire, and then touched the light charm in his pocket......
Well, it was asked for by the mother from Wudang Mountain, and it is said to be helpful for marriage.
Excellent, everything is ready!
Li Luming took a deep breath, and with the momentum of unsuccessful success, he stepped into Starbucks, and by the way, he turned sideways perfectly, dodging the guests who bumped into him with coffee, and then ......
I saw the blind date lady sitting there a little nervous.
The first impression is not bad, the young lady who is a little shy in a small round hat looks very quiet, and there is no suspicious ex-boyfriend around.
Li Luming breathed a sigh of relief, walked up to her and sat down, and said hello very politely: "Hello, I'm Li Luming, we talked on WeChat before, I'm sorry to be a little late." ”
Unprepared, the little yarella lady was like a frightened rabbit, almost didn't bounce up,
But a few seconds later, when she saw Li Luming's handsome smile, her face suddenly turned red and her eyes lit up.
Therefore, appearance is the basic element of taking off a single!
For the next half hour, the conversation between the two men was cheerful, and in fact the young lady in the round hat was a little more enthusiastic.
Li Luming is not perfunctory, mainly because he has to focus most of his energy on the surrounding environment, such as preventing children from suddenly throwing toys......
At this stage, it is actually a preliminary success.
The little round hat lady drank coffee, probably remembering the reminder of her mother when she went out, she hesitated for a while while biting her habit, but she still mustered up the courage to ask the key question-
"That, Lu Mingda, how much is the garage in your community?"
Here it comes! Li Luming suddenly perked up, and sure enough, in the end, he still had to face the soul torture from his future mother-in-law.
It's okay, I've been prepared for a long time.
He thought about it with his coffee, and met the young lady's expectant and worried eyes, and replied as casually as possible: "I don't know, I haven't bought a car yet, but the house in the community ......."
didn't continue, because the young lady sitting opposite seemed to be a little confused suddenly, and was looking sideways at the door of Starbucks.
What's wrong, Li Luming was also a little strange, and subconsciously turned his head.
In fact, not only them, but all the guests of Starbucks at this time suddenly quieted down and turned their heads thoughtfully.
At the door, little Lori, who was wearing a light red Hanfu and tied a double ponytail, was puffing out her baby's fat cheeks, panting and pushing the door in.
Because she was holding a small watermelon, she could only squeeze into the door sideways, her pink little face was full of redness, the goose yellow bow was swaying gently, and her watery eyes were all cute and cute......
"I really want to take it back and raise it~" At this moment, all the women in Starbucks had this idea.
In fact, even the macho brother full of tattoos at the door couldn't help but smile and bent down very consciously: "Little friend, what do you want?" ”
didn't hear the words of this fierce boss, Hanfu little Lori hugged the little watermelon, opened her black and white eyes, and looked around the coffee shop very seriously.
After a while, when she slowly turned her head with a cute face, and saw Li Luming who was holding coffee, her eyes were suddenly full of little stars.
"Uh......" Li Luming opened his mouth speechlessly, and some strange intuition told him that the aura of the blind date terminator was going to ...... again
That's right!
A few seconds later, the little Lori with the goose yellow bow stumbled across the lobby with the little watermelon in her arms, and then threw herself into his arms with a whimper.
The lovely voice of the milky voice, combined with the attack of watery invincible eyes, echoed in the suddenly quiet Starbucks-
“emmmmmm…… Daddy~"