Chapter 37: The Insecticide of Justice
The native rooster was silent.
Xiao Lingbao couldn't wait for a reply, and another handful of big sand showers: "What drum?" Is it a small hub for kindergarten? β
Little Chicken: "......"
Ahh
Why do you want to be an encyclopedia for a little witch who bullies him every day?
He's just a baby!
"Gu, to put it simply, is a kind of witchcraft that harms people." He explained dejectedly,
"The insect spirit planted a love Gu for your second uncle, and he can live well until now......"
A man who has fallen into the love Gu, once he leaves the woman who has fallen under the Gu, will be in pain, and may even die.
Ling Yixi can break up with Jin Keer, and he can live well after the separation.
It can't but be said to be a miracle.
"Ahh She's so bad! β
As soon as he heard that the second uncle might die, Xiao Lingbao became angry.
No matter how much my uncle is, he will not die.
"Where's that drum?" Xiao Lingbao rubbed his eyes and tilted his head to look at Ling Yixi and Jin Keer.
"Huh? You can't see it? The little local chicken was happy, "You're not omnipotent......
"Where are the drums, say it quickly!" Xiao Lingbao grabbed the jade lock and shook it up and down.
The little native chicken sells Guan Zi: "I don't-say, unless you call me Master......"
"What Master, is it the same as a kindergarten teacher?" Xiao Lingbao asked.
"Almost," the little chicken smirked, "if you call me Master, I'll tell you everything." β
Taking advantage of Xiao Lingbao, he felt comfortable.
"No way!" Xiao Lingbao shook his head firmly.
"Why?" The little native chicken is a little broken.
This little cub is usually confused, but once he encounters a key problem, he will become very clever.
"Because you don't have a teaching certificate!" Xiao Lingbao was serious.
The little local chicken is incredible: "You don't even know what reincarnation is, but you actually know the teacher qualification certificate?" β
"As the children's experts have said, teachers are certified to work, and if they make mistakes, their qualifications will be revoked."
Xiao Lingbao crosses his waist, and the baby is a good student.
The jade lock was planted back in the sand.
Completely autistic.
Outside the court, Jin Keer wiped her tears: "In the eyes of you rich boys, knowledge is worthless, I am full of wealth, I can't exchange it for a piece of tulle, and I don't even have face today......"
Ling Yixi was in a hurry: "Ke'er, don't cry, I'll buy it for you, can't I buy it for you?" β
Jin Keer made a gamble.
"Then you go to the store just now and help me take everything down, I don't have the face to go again."
"No," Ling Yixi glanced at the little Ling Bao playing with the sand, "Ling Bao is still here, I can't leave her behind." β
He almost failed to catch up with Xiao Lingbao just now, and he was scared into a cold sweat.
"Lingbao Lingbao! Will you be able to live with your Ling Bao for the rest of your life? "Jin Keer is angry,
"I know, I'm worthless in your heart, and those luxuries are worth more than me!"
Ling Yixi hurriedly defended: "I didn't mean that...... But Ling Bao is really important. β
Jin Keer was so angry that her heart trembled.
But she also knew that Ling Yixi had a tendon, and he had always eaten soft rather than hard.
She softened: "Ling Bao is playing inside, there are so many people watching here, and there is surveillance, there will be no accident." I'll watch it for you, and you'll go swipe your card, very quickly. β
She coquettishly: "Go~"
A pair of dark eyes looked at Ling Yixi, exuding an indescribable charm.
Ling Yixi's mind was dizzy: "Then, then I'll go, you help me watch Ling Bao......"
Jin Keer was satisfied, she stood on tiptoe, intending to give a fragrant kiss......
"Uncle get out of the way!"
Xiao Lingbao rushed over like a small missile.
Jin Keer's lips hadn't touched Ling Yixi's face yet.
Whewβ
A pesticide-smelling mist sprayed her face.
Jin Keer's eyes and nose suddenly stinged like smeared with chili pepper water.
"What are you doing......" screamed just halfway out.
Wow - Wow - Wow -
Xiao Lingbao grabbed a bottle of insecticide and sprayed it violently.
"Righteous destroyer! Righteous destroyer! The worms are gone! β
Jin Keer was completely furious.
Her eyes, ears, nose and mouth were all painful, and she felt that her whole face was going to be ruined.
"You're sick!" She didn't care about Ling Yixi, who was stunned, and reached out to grab Xiao Lingbao.
Xiao Lingbao was actually very scared.
When Jin Ke'er just went to kiss Ling Yixi, she saw with her own eyes that a sharp black thing stuck out of her mouth, like a worm's mouthparts.
So she took out the insecticide in her small schoolbag and rushed to her uncle's rescue.
Jin Ke'er reached out to grab her, and Xiao Lingbao actually saw a row of inverted burrs on her wrists.
"Little chicken, on!" Xiao Lingbao panicked, and the jade lock came out of his hand.
"Ahh
The jade lock hit Jin Ke'er's forehead, causing her to fall to the ground with gold stars in her eyes.
β¦β¦
The jade lock snapped and fell to the ground with a thud.
Only Xiao Lingbao could hear the little native chicken screaming wildly:
"I'm not a chicken! Again, I'm not a chicken! I don't eat such a disgusting bug! Don't eat! β
Ling Yixi was shocked: "Ke'er, you, your forehead ......"
Jin Keer's full and smooth forehead was smashed by the jade lock, and it was sunken into a large piece, bulging on both sides, like the king of the golden horn.
Jin Keer touched it, and her heart suddenly chuckled.
The hyaluronic acid she injected not long ago has not been fully absorbed, so it can be regarded as its original form.
It's all the little hooves that killed a thousand knives!
Jin Keer's hatred for Xiao Lingbao in her heart reached its peak.
"You little ......" she ignored her image and frantically rushed towards Xiao Lingbao.
Xiao Lingbao picked up the jade lock on the ground, and when Jin Keer stepped forward, he accurately stuffed it into her mouth, and shouted crisply:
"Golden Devil! I call you, do you dare to agree? β
Jin Koil: "......"
Little Chicken: "......"
"Ling Yixi."
Suddenly, Ling Xuanyan's cold voice sounded from the side.
Ling Yixi's feet softened: "Big brother ......"
Why is Big Brother here? Isn't he busy?
Ling Xuanyan's voice was like ice: "You actually stole Ling Bao out." β
Ling Yixi: "Ah, I didn't ......"
"You also asked this woman out and asked her to bully Ling Bao."
Jin Koil: "Hmm-"
Please, who is bullying whom?
"Uncle Sanhuo." Seeing Ling Xuanyan, Xiao Ling Bao cried, "Uncle Sanhuo, the insect spirit is so terrifying......
Sharp mouth spurs and hairy wrists, but also to eat the baby.
Ling Xuanyan hugged Xiao Lingbao, his face was as black as the sky was about to fall.
"Send this woman to the police." The second child is unconscious, he can help him realize.
Jin Keer finally spit out the jade lock.
"Master Xuan, I didn't, I wasn't," she was scared to death, "Yes, it was Ling Yixi who asked me out!" β
Ling Yixi is a fool, but Ling Xuanyan is a Hades.
Jin Keer dared to PUA Ling Yixi, but she didn't even dare to face Ling Xuanyan.
When she was out of Gu, the first thing she took a fancy to was actually Ling Xuanyan, but as a result, his pure yang body almost backfired her.
She retreated to the next best thing and looked for Ling Yixi.
"When did I text you?" Ling Yixi was horrified,
"I haven't sent it!"
(End of chapter)