Chapter Sixty-Eight: This Marriage Talisman Is Really Useful
At seven o'clock in the morning, Li Luming was woken up by a blow to Mount Tai...... Luckily, the injured hand was avoided.
I don't know when, the shallow who sneaked out of the room was already very happy to pounce on him, rubbing his cheek: "Get up!" Get up! Big lazy bug daddy, get up! ”
Ahhh
Li Luming couldn't open his eyes, and while holding Qianqian, he looked around in a daze: "Uh, where is your Aunt Ranran?" ”
"Auntie is going to buy breakfast!" Shallow put his arms around his neck, his eyes were full of little stars, "Dad, Dad, Aunt said she promised to be a mother!" ”
"Ahem, cough, ahem......" Li Luming choked directly, "What?" ”
"Auntie, I'm going to be a shallow mother!" Asa happily repeated.
Wait a minute, you let me calm down first!
Li Luming felt dizzy in his brain, and sat there stunned for five minutes before he barely understood this amazing news.
It is estimated that it was a shallow peester of Gao Yaran and asked her to be her mother, and then a certain royal sister was really entangled, and finally lost to the invincible star eye, so she could only agree casually.
"But the problem is......" Li Luming was still a little confused, and couldn't help but rub his shallow head, "Shallow, why, why do you want Aunt Ran Ran to be your mother?" ”
"emmmm......" shallow thought about it sideways, and said seriously, "Because, Aunt Ran Ran is fine, because Aunt Ran Ran is a shallow mother, she can protect ......"
Ding dong! Ding dong!
Before he finished speaking, the doorbell rang, and it was estimated that Gao Yaran had come back from buying breakfast.
Li Luming rolled his eyes speechlessly, got up lazily and opened the door: "Come on, I should have given you a key yesterday, so that you can enter at any time...... Belch...... Dad? Mom? “
Well, I thought it was Gao Yaran, but as soon as he opened the door and saw his father and mother standing at the door, he was taken aback and couldn't help blurting out.
That's right, the one who came early in the morning at this time was Li's father and Li's mother, who lived in another community in Hangzhou.
"Not up yet?" Father Li is a retired teacher, and he seems to be very kind, "You said a few days ago that you injured your hand?" ”
"It's alright, it's almost ready." Li Luming hurriedly let them in, "No, it's early in the morning, why are you here?" ”
"Come and see your hand, ...... other" Mother Li next to her was full of kindness, and took out a spirit talisman from her arms by the way, "This, I asked for it from Longhu Mountain a few days ago, the marriage talisman, but it works." ”
Can we not mention this?
Li Luming looked at the marriage charm handed over, and suddenly thought of his title of "Blind Date Terminator".
I remember last time, there seemed to be a Wudang Mountain opening charm, and then I picked up a daughter in a café, and was chased by a large group of burly men for a few streets.
This time, it was replaced by the marriage talisman of Longhu Mountain...... Uh, wait, I seem to have forgotten something very important!
Well, just as he was complaining, Li Luming suddenly had a stirring spirit, and hurriedly stopped his father and mother: "Wait a while, don't rush in first, I have something to tell you first." ”
"Huh?" Seeing him so serious, Li's father and Li's mother were very surprised, "You had a child with you?" ”
"Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss." Li Luming hurriedly waved his hand, "How can I be with someone...... I rub! Do you want to be so accurate? ”
"Huh!?" Li's father and Li's mother were originally joking, but when they saw his reaction, they were suddenly startled, "Isn't it, you really have a child with you?" ”
Li Luming: "......??? ”
Well, how can this be explained, he rubbed his face in distress, and after a long time, he decided to tell the truth, at least part of the truth: "Well, it's actually like this, didn't I go to the café on a blind date last time, and then ...... Picked up a little girl. ”
"Little girl? Picked up? Mother Li's eyes widened.
"yes, the homeless kind." Li Luming hurriedly briefed them on the situation.
Of course, the Galactic Alliance or something, I definitely can't mention it, I just say that I am shallow and homeless, and I feel strange and pitiful when I send it to an orphanage, and then I think about it, so I just live here first, and then talk about it after a while.
Very good, Li's father and Li's mother have already listened stupidly, and they haven't reacted for half a day.
"That's the case." Li Luming turned his head to look at the living room, and said in a low voice, "Anyway, you will see it later, don't be too surprised, I told you in advance." ”
Father Li, Mother Li: "............"
Well, after a while, Dad Li came back to his senses first, nodded lightly and said, "I understand, that little girl is quite pitiful, it's no problem to live with you first, can you take care of her?" ”
"That's right." Mother Li muttered as she entered the living room, "You can't even take care of yourself, and you still take care of Xiaopeng...... Belch? ”
A few seconds later, when she just entered the living room, she saw Qianqian who was holding a watermelon, and suddenly her eyes were full of kindness.
Not only her, but Father Li, who followed in, was also stunned, and couldn't help blurting out: "Is it so cute?" ”
It's really cute!
Wearing a pink bunny pajamas, she is puffing out her baby fat cheeks at this moment, rolling around on the sofa with a watermelon, waving her little short hands and legs, looking cute.
No one can resist such a stupid creature!
Li's father and Li's mother, who were still a little worried in front, were directly full of kindness and were completely defeated!
Li Luming coughed lightly and hurriedly introduced: "This, it's shallow, it's my ......."
"My granddaughter!" Mother Li made up her mind directly, greeted her with a smile, and opened her hand to hug Qianqian, "Oh, it's so good and cute, grandma hug~"
"Dad......" was startled, and looked at Li Luming as if asking for help.
"It's Grandma." Li Luming explained to her, "It's Dad's mother, so you can call Grandma Shallow." ”
"emmmmm" is shallow and half understandable, but he listens to his father's words very well, and bows very well, "grandma~"
Don't say anything!
Mother Li's heart was full of tears when she was called like this, she picked up Qianqian and snapped a few bites, and pointed to Father Li next to her, "Qianqian, this, it's grandpa." ”
"Grandpa~" screamed in a shallow and milky voice.
"Yes, yes." Father Li was so happy that he immediately turned his head to look at Li Luming, glared and said, "Why are you stunned, go get breakfast, don't starve my good granddaughter." ”
Li Luming: "......??? ”
Why, I suddenly feel like my family status is plummeting?
It turned out that his feeling was right, anyway, it only took a few minutes, and he used his stupid cuteness to completely conquer Li's father and Li's mother.
What is called intergenerational parenting, this is called intergenerational parenting!
Li's father and Li's mother rushed to hold Qianqian on their knees, happily closed their mouths, and looked at the shallow eyes, which was so close that they couldn't kiss anymore, who dared to say that they would be sent to the orphanage at this time, it was estimated that they would be killed immediately.
Li Luming felt very surprised: "By the way, when I was a child, I didn't see you so good to me." ”
Mother Li hugged Qianqian and glared at him angrily: "When you were a child, if you looked as cute as Qianqian, I promised to treat you better." ”
Father Li also nodded: "That's it, that's it, seriously, Ah Ming, you will get married in the future, if you have a child, you can be half as cute as shallow, and I can wake up happy." ”
Speaking of this, Mother Li's attention turned back: "By the way, just that marriage talisman, you put it away, and when you get better from your injury in a few days, I will arrange a blind date for you." ”
Li Luming was helpless, and couldn't help sighing: "Anyway, I'm not against blind dates, but ...... This marriage charm, I'm afraid I can't suppress my luck that the blind date will fail. ”
Mother Li glared at him angrily: "Nonsense, what kind of blind date will be defeated, don't be feudal superstition." ”
Li Luming: "...... Isn't that marriage charm very scientific? ”
"Less wordy." Mother Li simply forcibly suppressed it, and waved her hand directly, "Anyway, in a few days, you have to wear it to go on a blind date, I won't believe it, the marriage talisman made by Zhang Tianshi of Longhu Mountain will not be able to handle it......"
Crunch, before I finished speaking, the main door outside was pushed open before it had time to close.
Gao Yaran held the soybean milk fritters buns, rushed in in a hurry, and didn't see the scene in the living room clearly, so he beckoned: "Hey, it's so hot outside, shallow, let your father come over to eat...... Belch? ”
A few seconds later, when she turned her head, she met the stunned gaze of Li's father and Li's mother, and then ...... Both sides suddenly paused at the same time.
Gao Yaran: "......??? ”
Father Li: "......??? ”
Mother Li: "......??? ”
Silence, in the living room at this moment, there is a mysterious silence.
Father Li's eyes first fell on Gao Yaran's face, then slowly moved down, to her pajamas, and then from the pajamas, to the soy milk fritters she was holding.
Hiss!
Li Luming suddenly had a strange premonition, and hurriedly jumped out: "Wait a minute! I can explain ......"
"No need to explain!" Mother Li pushed him away directly, hugged Qianqian and stood up, that is called a kind smile, that is called a gentle eye.
At this moment, she looked at Gao Yaran's expression, as if she was looking at her daughter-in-law who had been missing for many years, and the frowns at the corners of her eyes revealed satisfaction: "Ah, yes, Lu Ming is also really, how can you let your girlfriend go to buy breakfast, she is not conscious at all." ”
Gao Yaran held the breakfast and looked confused: "...... What? ”
Li Luming was dumbfounded, and hurriedly jumped out again: "No! No! Mom, it's not ...... you think it is."
"You get up." Mother Li glared at him murderously, and when she turned her head to look at Gao Yaran, she continued to smile, "It's really good, I said, our Luming didn't want to go on a blind date, it turned out to be ...... What do you think, old man? ”
"I think it's good." Dad Li was also old and happy, "It's just that we don't know, we came in a hurry, and the gifts were not prepared." ”
That's right!
This reminder is very right, Mother Li was stunned for a moment, simply took off the jade bracelet on her wrist, and gave it to Gao Yaran very enthusiastically: "Come on, come on, this is a meeting gift, accept it, accept it." ”
Gao Yaran held the breakfast and continued to look confused: "...... What? ”
Calm down! Mom, calm down!
Seeing that the plot was going straight down, and he was already about to fast-forward to ask when the wine would be arranged, Li Luming hurriedly jumped out for the third time and raised his hand very seriously-
"Well, you put down the bracelet first, and then you put down your breakfast too...... Listen to me, here's how it goes......"