Chapter Eighty-Four: Galactic Dark Cuisine
Seven o'clock!
According to Gao Yaran's reminder, Li Luming turned his head seemingly casually, and the corner of his eye immediately caught the target.
In the window of the kitchen, the bald man known as the "Dead Demon Whale", wearing sunglasses and holding two sharp kitchen knives at night, chopped meat on the board with a fierce face-
Knock knock! Knock knock! Knock knock!
The two kitchen knives turned into phantoms, fast and urgent, and each time they went down, they shook the simple kitchen, coupled with his hideous and fierce expression of gnashing his teeth......
Is this chopping human meat steamed bun filling?
Li Luming trembled, and suddenly felt that he should buy an insurance policy before coming here to inquire about information.
However, it's too late to say this now, he is a little strange: "That guy runs a food stall, and he really cooks himself, does he act in a full set?" ”
"The more this happens, the more problematic it is." Gao Yaran snorted coldly and lowered his voice, "What are they opening this food stall for?" ”
I don't know, but it's certainly not about making money......
Li Luming looked at the deserted tables around him, and when he noticed that the fierce and strong man was coming over just now, he immediately coughed lightly and reminded Gao Yaran to pay attention to the situation.
The next moment, I saw that fierce and strong man, holding a large iron plate, had arrived at their table: "Come!" Two want specialties. ”
The food was served very quickly.
Li Luming leaned back, watched the other party serve the food, and said a few tentative words by the way: "Waiter, you ......"
Before he could finish speaking, he suddenly stared at the dog!
No, it's not just him, at this moment, Gao Yaran next to him was also dumbfounded, so excited that he almost even had cat ears popping out.
Braised you steamed! This, this specialty, this specialty is...... Bugger?
That's right, the dishes on the table at this time, whether they are braised or stir-fried, or boiled in soup, are all ...... Bugger!
In the middle, there is a bowl of silkworm chrysalis soup sprinkled with minced leeks, and next to it are five plates of steaming stir-fried vegetables - fried zhizhi, sour ant eggs, cold soil bees, and sauce mixed crickets......
Next to it, there is a barbecue tray with ten large black and shiny centipedes, hundreds of centipede feet are clearly visible, and they are sprinkled with pepper......
It's creepy!
Li Luming and Gao Yaran had straight eyes, looking at the silkworm chrysalis and centipedes on the table, they felt that their hair was about to stand up, and their arms were all covered with dense goosebumps.
Gao Yaran was still a little calmer, endured a burst of acid reflux, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "This, this is a specialty?" ”
"There's no dessert yet." The fierce and strong man replied, and slammed again, bringing up a large porcelain plate, "Tofu brain sweet light wood worm, all together, you use it slowly." ”
Slow down with your Saturn rings!
Li Luming and Gao Yaran were stunned, you look at me, I look at you, I feel that the other party's face is a little pale and green.
I can understand why this store is doing so badly...... X3!
After struggling for a long time, Li Luming reacted first and swallowed his saliva: "This, can we retreat?" ”
You tell me?
The fierce and strong man didn't leave, just grinning beside him, revealing Bai Sensen's teeth: "It's up to you whether you eat or not, but the account is settled, a total of 570." ”
"Shhh Hearing this price, Gao Yaran couldn't help but gasp, "Just a few bugs, so expensive?" ”
"You know how hard bugs can be?" The fierce and strong man glared at her murderously, "Have you ever heard of the insect banquet in Yunnan?" It's not as authentic as ours! ”
"......" Gao Yaran was speechless, but his momentum couldn't be lost, and he immediately glared back without showing weakness.
"What's the matter? Looking for something to do? The fierce man sneered, curled his fingers, and whistled.
In an instant, several lazy strong men around him, all of them surrounded him viciously, and the huge shadows cast by them alone shrouded the area.
Seeing such a scene, the scattered guests at several tables were all trembling, and hurriedly paid the bill and left.
In less than a moment, the food stall was cold and quiet, and only Li Luming and Gao Yaran were left......
Well, in the simple kitchen not far away, the bald villain, known as the Dead Demon Whale, did not come out, still wearing sunglasses and wielding a kitchen knife, chopping the entire kitchen to a roar and tremble.
"What's the problem, two?" Five or six fierce and strong men looked at them condescendingly, "Why do I think you guys are here to make trouble?" ”
"Who's messing with it!" Gao Yaran couldn't stand this anger, and he was about to shoot the case immediately.
Li Luming hurriedly stopped her: "It's okay, it's okay, isn't it just a few hundred yuan, I'll pay for it." ”
"I'm sorry, it's not about paying now." Five or six fierce and strong men said with hideous faces, "You have to buy it, but you also have to eat the vegetables, and you two are not allowed to leave until you finish eating." ”
Li Luming: "......??? ”
Gao Yaran was immediately angry: "Don't go too far! We paid for it, how we wanted to eat, that's our business! ”
"It used to be that way, but not anymore." Five or six fierce and strong men, crunching and clenching their fists, "If you two don't eat, you just look down on our boss's cooking skills, that is, you don't give us face...... Eat! ”
Speaking of this, several of them shouted angrily in unison, and some of them slammed their fists into the wall, directly blasting out a pit.
"I'm afraid of you!" Gao Yaran's apricot eyes widened, and she was about to explode.
"Calm down, calm down......" Li Luming stopped her and gave her a look.
In this situation, if we make a big fight, we will definitely use our natural abilities, and if we fall into the eyes of that dead whale, it will be equivalent to revealing our identity.
"You're interested!" Five or six fierce and strong men sneered in unison, "That's it, after all, it's a guest, let's also take a step, you can choose one of these dishes, and you can roll it after eating." ”
Well, in order not to reveal the identity, that can only be ...... Eaten!
Gao Yaran gritted his teeth and stepped forward as if he had sacrificed heroically: "Eat, eat, I ......"
"I'll do it." Li Luming stopped her, although the corners of her mouth twitched, her eyes were still very firm.
"Huh?" Gao Yaran was stunned, "But, didn't you say last time that you were most afraid of insects?" ”
"That's not going to let you eat it." Li Luming was actually getting goosebumps, but at this time, he still gritted his teeth and stood up.
"No, it's not going to work." Gao Yaran couldn't help but be anxious, "It's still me ......"
"It's fine, leave it to me." Li Luming firmly stopped her behind him and stood in front of the table.
It's rare that a few fierce and strong men are actually very patient, watching them finish discussing, some people muttered: "I don't see it, the relationship between the little couple is quite good......
Well, this time, Gao Yaran didn't refute, and his face was not full of crimson.
Instead, she looked at Li Luming's back, biting her lip, her eyes were shining brightly, and there was a little more indescribable meaning.
I didn't see it, Li Luming took a deep breath at this time, looked at a few plates of steaming insects, and was struggling with which one to choose-
Uh, roasted centipedes definitely don't work, I have a phobia of intensive!
That cold salad bee looks original, and it is estimated that you will have to vomit until tomorrow morning after taking a bite!
Deep-fried, sauce-mixed crickets, sour ant eggs...... I'd rather reveal my identity than try it!
Well, after struggling for a long time, he could only turn his head sadly and look at the bowl of silkworm chrysalis soup sprinkled with minced leeks.
Anyway, the soup is always easier to drink, just close your eyes and pour it in.
"Have you chosen?" Five or six fierce and strong men began to get a little impatient.
In fact, there was no choice, Li Luming looked at the bowl of silkworm chrysalis soup and lifted it up with a little trembling.
Try not to look at the silkworm chrysalis that are gently swaying, and do not think about the hatching of the silkworm chrysalis...... I rub! How could it not be thought of!
Well, he really can't do it without imagining, just open his mouth directly, no matter how much, just pour it into his stomach!
Gollum~Gollum~
This big bowl was poured down, it can be said that it was completely supported, and when he put down the bowl with a pale face, the whole person was already in a trance, and he felt that both legs were a little weak.
Gao Yaran just looked at it from the side, and felt sour and wanted to vomit, so he hurriedly came up to help him: "No, it's okay, right?" ”
"I didn't ...... It's okay......" Li Luming endured his nausea.
But after he barely suppressed it, he smacked his tongue and thought, "Well, actually, if you don't consider the raw materials, the taste is actually okay." ”
"It's okay, it's okay." Gao Yaran breathed a sigh of relief, held back his anger, and helped him out, "Eat and eat, buy the order, we can ...... now"
A hand suddenly raised, blocking their way.
Five or six fierce and strong men had no intention of getting out of the way at all, but were murderously blocking the way.
Gao Yaran was stunned at first, and then became angry: "What are you doing? Don't keep your word and play us? ”
"How can it be, we talk and do things, and we never regret it."
The fierce and strong man who took the lead, looking over with a gloomy face, suddenly sneered: "But the problem is, man...... Your beard doesn't seem to be very strong! ”
What?
Li Luming was stunned for a moment, subconsciously raised his hand, and when he touched his lips, he was suddenly startled!
Yes, the two mustaches that should have been glued to the lips are now only one and the other...... It's in the soup bowl.
Gao Yaran's heart sank: "Oh no! ”
Yes, according to Zeyi, the makeup and props they use will not fall even if it rains, provided that they ...... Don't be stupid enough to put your head in the water.
But the problem is that Li Luming just drank the soup so quickly, which is actually similar to putting his head in the water.
The main thing is that the hot vapor rises up, just melts the binder, and then ......
No need to do that!
In an instant, several fierce and strong men had already surrounded them fiercely, with a sneer on their faces, and their joints writhed and clicked-
"When you go out to eat, you have to wear a fake beard...... Tell me, why is that? ”