679 Mentally retarded devotional remarks from the mouth of the virgin
They all seem to understand very well, but it turns out that one of them doesn't squeak, which is really useless. ’
'I'm a PhD student in botany, and I've never seen this kind of bamboo, so how could I not?' Wait a minute, I'll go through the information. ’
'Really? Doctoral? ’
'What do you think?' Do you know how many people are in the live broadcast room now? Even if it is said that there are some senior cadres in the live broadcast room now, I dare to believe it! And convinced. ’
Adams picked up the multi-purpose saber, waved it, and stepped forward to see which bamboo was good to use, ready to chop it down and drag it back to use.
Adams turned around and asked, "Chen, what kind of bamboo is good to use?" ”
It's not a long-term preparation, it's just a week or two camping, whatever.
"It's good if it's mature, it doesn't matter if it's anything else."
The two did not delay and began to cut bamboo.
Often, Adams didn't cut the bamboo with a few knives, but Chen Chu fell to the ground with a knife.
Adams turned his head again and again, feeling that the knife in his hand was no longer fragrant.
Meow, it feels like the knife in his hand is a pure waste.
The same knife can cut a bamboo in Chen Chu's hand, but he can't cut a bamboo in a few strokes in his hand, which is outrageous.
"Chen, do you have any tricks? Chop bamboo. Adams finally couldn't hold back his question.
Chen Chu glanced back at him: "You come over to see how I cut it." ”
Adams quickly flipped over, and his skills turned out to be quite athletic.
Chen Chu showed him how to raise the knife, and it fell fiercely in the next second......
"You try."
Adams picked up the knife: "Hey! ”
Come on, it's still the same.
Chen Chu said speechlessly: "You don't use the right force, you still have to use the head of the knife to cut, not the middle of the knife, and the other is to cut obliquely, which is easy to exert force from top to bottom."
It's not easy for you to cut flat, you haven't used a knife, it's unstable. ”
The barrage in the overseas live broadcast room was a lot quieter at this time, and everyone had one thought: learn to kick Ni Si Kung Fu!
Is this the legendary martial arts secret book from the mysterious East?' It's amazing, I feel like I'm terrible strong now. ’
"The guy upstairs don't pretend to be crooked, his mouth is full of Internet memes, and he will be exposed as soon as he opens his mouth, and he will pretend to be a fart." ’
Although this technique seems simple, it must be very powerful, can you learn it to be as powerful as Chen? Actually, I wanted to learn that tree climbing technique. ’
'Hey, foreign ...... upstairs Ahem, friend, that's called the gecko wall swimming technique, even if Chen Chu is willing to teach you, but you can't learn it without decades of hard work. ’
'Practicing three times in winter and three times in summer, getting up early every day to meditate and practice one breath, practice basic skills, and work hard, are you sure you can stand it?
And there are still a few perverts like Chen Chu, at least there is such a real one in our country, climbing a tree is the same as a gecko swimming on a wall, and I haven't seen it at all. ’
But why do you have to say I can't learn? Are you worried that I've learned your kung fu? ’
‘……’
'Learn, learn, whoever can learn from you, you can learn, you have learned.' ’
'Your tone, what's the like...... Weird. ’
'Hahaha! It's not weird, dear. ’
Adams has also drunk a lot of marrow cleansing springs recently, and after Chen Chu told him some very simple knife postures, he took advantage of the situation to cut a knife.
Unexpectedly, the bamboo was cut off directly with a knife.
This made the people in the live broadcast room numb, shouting Chinese kung fu.
Chen Chu also didn't expect Adams to be quite talented, he just pointed out his knife posture, and he didn't mention it at all when it came to Gu Wu's skillful skills such as exerting force.
But I didn't expect Adams to learn quite quickly.
I also learned to use simple waist and leg power.
"Chen, how am I doing?" Adams looked excitedly at the fallen bamboo and asked, "I feel like my knife is about the same as yours." ”
Oh, your three-legged cat is not even a three-legged cat and your posture has swelled like this?
Chen Chu glanced at him, and he was lucky enough to press the handle of the knife and throw it out, and the knife flew in a circle, and then flew back.
Chen Chu stretched out his hand to catch it and shook it casually, as if he had thrown off something.
This may be the first time Chen Chu has used ancient martial arts, and in the past, he used to eat ashes in the skill column.
This was not pointed out by Chen Chu through the proficiency panel, but was rewarded by the ventilation system.
If the skills of ancient martial arts are to be divided by the skill level of proficiency, it should be LV7 that Chen Chu has not clicked for the time being.
His current highest level skill is LV6.
Because the level of the ancient martial arts in the proficiency panel is none.
This is the first time Chen Chu has seen a skill that cannot be upgraded, is it directly to the top?
And this ancient martial art doesn't seem to be that kind of killing technique, it has something similar to internal strength, except that there is no realm of light and dark strength, everything else is the same as the illusory national art.
It's easy to use, but it's very cumbersome, and it's not as good as the magic balm, so it has been thrown in the skill bar by Chen Chu to eat ashes.
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Faced with a whirling knife thrown by Chen Chu, Adams didn't know why, but he still exclaimed: "Wow, Chen, what are you doing here?" Are you performing a whirlwind knife? So cool, can you teach me? ”
When Chen Chu just made a move, he seemed to hear some noises, a faint whistling sound?
Come on, that's super cool, okay!
But as soon as the words fell, there were a few clicking sounds, and several large and small bamboos growing tightly together next to them fell.
Adams was stunned for a moment, looked at the fallen bamboo, and then at the bamboo with smooth cross-sections: "!! ”
"Walter? Old? Can I learn this? It's just cool! ”
"I know, your country attaches great importance to this aspect, but I can apprentice, Master!"
Chen Chu: "......"
You don't have to!
At this time, at home, Wei Guozhong and Chen Baijia's teeth were about to be crushed! Is this Adams trying to apprentice? He's a drunkard, not drinking!
This is definitely the legendary Chinese Kung Fu! ’
'Cutting bamboo can be said to be a skill before, how to explain the whirlwind knife just now? Why doesn't the gyratory knife bounce off when it hits the bamboo?
And cut all the bamboo!?
And most importantly...... Why can this knife fly back?
Why is the initial force it exerted not dissipated? Why can I fly back after cutting off the bamboo?
Oh, it's not scientific! Where does its power come from? ’
'And the previous tree climbing ......'
It's definitely kung fu! ’
Anyone who has gone to school knows how unscientific this is, and it is against the basic rules of physics. ’
This is definitely the kung fu of the mysterious East, and I knew they must be all kung fu! Look, I got it! ’
'The big Chinese people you can't mess with, you never know if the big Chinese people you meet will be able to do kung fu. ’
'It's a mysterious big Chinese, I like him, he's so cool, he's glowing. ’
'I have a question right now, why didn't the government deal with him?' Why don't you study him and see what makes him so powerful?
If research understands why he can have such an ability, then all mankind will be able to have such an ability!
Isn't that a good thing? It's a contribution to humanity! ’
I think it's good to let Chen Chu contribute the method, and all mankind will thank him for his dedication, not to mention that it doesn't have any loss for him, right?
After all, he had already learned this magical ability, and teaching the method would not affect his own ability. ’
There were a lot of mentally retarded remarks on the barrage, and if this was in China, there would be many people who would be angry at the mentally retarded thoughts of such people.
Because they know very well what kind of character this kind of person is, it is not an exaggeration to say that they are the most selfish and disgusting villains.
This kind of person will only stand on the commanding heights of righteousness and morality, and ask others to do this and that, and they will be high-sounding and ask others to pay.
But they never think about what kind of compensation they need to give to someone after asking someone else to pay.
In other words, this compensation is also a kidnapping in their mouths, kidnapping other people to pay this compensation.
And they just have to sit back and enjoy the accomplishments.
Chinese people have already experienced a lot of such things, coupled with the popularization of education and national propaganda, few people will have such a deformed three views.
Even if there were, there would be many people who would come out to refute and angrily denounce this view.
But foreign countries are different, they practice happy education, lack of common sense and moral corruption, and their country will never guide this.
For their country, the unenlightened (or distorted) people are the better cattle and horses, as long as they provide labor.
As for the strength of scientific research? Of course, it depends on the children of the elite class and the implementation of immigration policies.
The high-end talents that other countries have worked so hard to cultivate have been bought by them with some 'currency' that actually has little value.
It is for this reason that they do not need to rely on the wisdom of the people at all, so they will practice happy education and distort the three views of the people.
As a result, all kinds of demons and monsters are rampant abroad.
This is also the reason why we are able to see a lot of people abroad who have three wonders.
A barren brain can make people stupid.
This is also reflected in our country.
For example, in some places with poor mountains and bad waters, there will always be a lot of strange and outrageous people.
Because of what? The wisdom of the people has not yet opened! They don't have a decent education.
This has begun to be gradually eliminated in the education that is becoming more and more popular.
But foreign countries are different, that is, because of this, those unintelligent remarks in the live broadcast room can be popular.
Even if there is no capital and political promoter here, it can be seen how ignorant these people are.
You know, even mathematics is not fully popularized abroad...... Simple oral arithmetic and mental arithmetic are not even understood by some people.
Quickly, this bizarre and outrageous idea appeared on Twitter and quickly went viral.
Many netizens rushed to hear the news and left messages below and expressed their support.
There are also a lot of people who have already left messages below to agree on a march, yes, they are going to march in front of their own state government, hoping that the government can see their needs.
and meet their needs.
Some Chinese who studied abroad were immediately confused, they may not like Chen Chu, or they may not be patriotic, but they do not allow the culture that belongs to their country in a broad sense to be forced to be sent out in this way.
This can make them feel sick and aggrieved.
‘? No, I know the people of the Free Nation are weird, but you don't want to be so weird, okay? Let someone else hand over their stuff? For humanity? Laughed.
You are hopeless! It's outrageous! ’
But this is for the sake of humanity, and if all of humanity has mastered this ability, is the evolution of humanity still a problem? ’
'You are simply stupid! If it was you who were forced to hand over your things, would you be willing? ’
Of course, I do, as long as it's for humanity! …… But I don't have that ability, so there's nothing I can do. ’
'Okay, you don't, so you can be generous, right?' So what if that's the case, you have a thousand dollars, and there is a poor homeless man who needs your help, and he needs the thousand dollars.
He needs to celebrate his daughter's birthday and buy a birthday cake.
He also needs to buy a dress for his wife and a delicious meal for the whole family on this beautiful summer day.
But he's short of money, would you like to give this thousand dollars to this homeless man?
Don't be in a hurry to answer, because I can help you find such a homeless person, there are many such people, and I think they all need your help.
All you need is a $1,000 contribution to get their problems solved. ’
'No, no, no, it's different! ’
'No, that's the same!! Their needs are even more urgent and more urgent than yours! So, what's your answer? Please give me your answer and apply through my buddy and I'll get to you later. ’
'No, I'm not going to give money to a homeless man, it's my money, why?' ’
If it's just a couple of words, of course he can say it casually, but it's not a mouthful, it's a matter of really paying for him.
Even the person on the other side was already ready to add him as a friend, and it seemed that he should be coming to him, but of course he refused.
Then what is Chen Chu's basis? This thing. ’
But it's not the same, it's for humanity! ’
'The same! It's exactly the same thing! You said let Chen Chu teach the method for the sake of mankind, but why can't you give a thousand dollars for a poor person? ’
It's not the same at all, I won't pay my money for a homeless person, and a dirty homeless person has nothing to do with me! ’
'Then what does Chen Chu have to do with you?' ’
If you can be convinced, it is not a.
The reason why the virgin bitch added a bitch is because he is shameless and disgusting.
Their Virgin is just trying to make a profit for herself.
It's like you can never wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep.
Therefore, although some sober people refute these mentally retarded remarks, such remarks are still very loud on the Internet.
There is no sense of subtraction.
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And on the island, Chen Chu perfunctorily pestered Adams, who wanted to apprentice him, apprentice? Isn't that a joke?
What is there to learn from here? Refuse!
Adams didn't want to learn kung fu if he wanted to apprentice, he just wanted to have a closer relationship with Chen Chu. (End of chapter)