Ji Zexu shook his head.

Xiao Lingbao was very satisfied.

Every time she wanted to tell her uncles, as soon as she opened her mouth, her uncles would "ouch", her eyes, nose and mouth flew up, and she looked down on her.

As if to say, what does a baby like you know?

Do babies like you know that?

Yo, it's so cute for the baby to say these things, even though she doesn't know what she's talking about......

Hum!

Xiao Lingbao finally found a serious and humble audience today.

She began to knock the pine nuts, and said while knocking: "Knocking out the baby is like Sister Hesa and Sister Lu Xiang, going to the hospital, lying on the bed, and letting the doctor and uncle beat their stomachs with pliers, and the baby will be knocked out ......"

Ji Zexu opened his eyes slightly: "Oh......"

Adults on the side: "......"

This is what it is, one dares to speak and the other dares to listen.

I don't blame Xiao Lingbao.

Although there are often plots to kill children in dog blood TV series, at most there is only a picture of the woman lying in a hospital bed.

And Xiao Lingbao occasionally went to Ling Wenyang's hospital to play, and once accidentally walked to the orthopedic department, and was fortunate to see some surgical instruments......

So I made up the plot of hitting people in the stomach with pliers.

"The beaten baby is so pitiful," Xiao Lingbao clicked and bit a pine nut, "ouch......" She touched her cheek, this pine nut is a little hard.

Seeing this, Ji Zexu silently touched a handful of pine nuts from the table, pinched one of them, and with a click, the shell shattered.

He looked down and saw that not only the shell was broken, but the pine nuts inside were also crushed.

It's too strong.

He thought to himself, a little more lightly......

"Do you know where the baby who was knocked out goes?" Xiao Lingbao asked Ji Zexu.

Ji Zexu shook his head.

"They would go to a very dark place, without food, without drink, without toys, and every day there would be a very strong wind blowing them all away. There are very fierce uncles and aunts who watch them and do not allow them to escape. Because they are all babies that no one wants, they are not reincarnated......"

The adults all looked up.

"So these babies are very resentful, hate their parents, and if they have the opportunity, they will take revenge on their parents, so those adults who don't want babies, their luck will not be good......"

And this kind of thing?

Everyone present, even Old Man Ling reflected.

Well, it doesn't seem like this has happened to me, but luckily......

Xiao Lingbao continued: "But this Ah Wei was very lucky, when the doctor uncle went to get the pliers, she ran away and secretly went to give birth to the baby. ”

Adults: "......" don't talk about TV dramas, they just want to listen to metaphysics.

Xiao Lingbao didn't continue to talk about it.

She only told Zexu's little brother to listen alone.

But the president's mother found her and snatched her baby away, and Ah Wei went to chase the baby, but crashed and lost her memory. And then, guess what? ”

Ji Zexu continued to shake his head.

Xiao Lingbao was full of emotion: "The president's mother went to find Xiaomei, Xiaomei also likes the president, but the president doesn't like her, but the president's mother likes Xiaomei, and the president's mother asked Xiaomei to go for plastic surgery, do you know what plastic surgery is?" ”

Ji Zexu: "No...... Know. ”

I suddenly felt a little ashamed.

Ling Bao was only four years old, so he knew everything.

He's seven years old......

"It's just that the knife cuts on your face, and after cutting, you take the needle and sew, you wait......" Xiao Lingbao put down the pine nuts in his hand, turned around and ran upstairs.

After a while, he ran down again, holding a rag doll in his hand.

"Look, this is my doll after plastic surgery. Do you think it looks better? Xiao Lingbao held it up and asked Ji Zexu.

The adults all craned their necks.

I saw that one of the doll's eyes was painted red, one eyelash was stripped bare, and then the eyelashes that grew to the forehead were drawn with a pen, the lips were painted gold, and the corners of the mouth were cracked to the ear. His face was covered with the sparkle of the stars and the moon......

Ling Bao's aesthetic ......

Ji Zexu: "Good-looking! ”

Ling Yixi looked at the doll, and then at Ji Zexu.

You kid, okay!

This kind of unintentional words can be said without blinking an eye.

Xiao Lingbao hugged the rag doll and sat down again: "In short, Xiaomei has plastic surgery to look like Ah Wei, and she also brought Ah Wei's child to the president, and then it became that Ah Wei and the president got married." ”

Ji Zexu finally asked the first question: "Is this president blind?" ”

If anyone pretended to be Ling Bao and came to him, he would never admit his mistake.

Ling Bao was stunned, as if he was stopped by Ji Zexu's question.

That's right!

This president is not blind, why can't he recognize Ah Wei?

She opened her mouth and thought for a long time before answering: "But, but on TV, it's all Ah Wei'......"

"Impossible." Ji Zexu shook his head, "It's different, it's not a person." ”

"But it's a guy on TV!" Xiao Lingbao was a little angry.

Didn't Zexu's little brother say that she was also blind?

"Then it's wrong on TV," Ji Zexu categorically said, "If it's two people, it's impossible to admit mistakes." ”

It was impossible for him to mistake Ling Bao.

"The president must be blind!"

Ling Bao ...... It's a bit of a step away.

originally wanted to show off his "TV series reserve knowledge", but the little brother, who didn't understand anything, didn't praise her at all.

And said that she was wrong......

Ling Bao pursed his lips, feeling a little embarrassed and a little sad.

She was holding the doll and didn't know what to do.

Suddenly, his hand was taken by Ji Zexu, only to hear a loud bang, and in the palm of his hand, a full palm of pine nuts was poured - peeled.

"Don't bite with your teeth in the future." Ji Zexu said, "Tell me if you want to eat, and I'll peel it for you." ”

Xiao Lingbao's eyes lit up.

The unhappiness just now was swept away.

Little brother is so nice!

"Okay," Ling Bao ate fragrant pine nuts, "the president is blind." ”

Ling family: "! ”

Ling Bao, don't bring such an unprincipled one!

In fact, they all knew just now that the reason why Ling Bao didn't think that there was a problem with Xiaomei pretending to be Ah Wei in the TV series was because the TV series used the actor who played Ah Wei to play Xiaomei after plastic surgery.

In Ling Bao's view, this is a person.

But none of them said......

They were all happy to see Ji Zexu offend Ling Bao.

Hmph, stinky boy, their Ling Bao is going to pick the stars and the moon in the sky, and he doesn't even know how to say a good and obedient word, what else does he want to do?

I want to eat peaches!

The two little ones began to watch TV quietly.

After looking at it for a while, Ji Zexu suddenly opened his eyes slightly......

"This Xiaomei after plastic surgery is Ah Wei." He looked at Xiao Lingbao, "They are the same person. ”

"yes, so the president didn't recognize it." Xiao Lingbao raised his voice.

"I was wrong." Ji Zexu's admission of mistakes was particularly silky, "The president is not blind, he made a mistake in this TV series." ”

"That's right! The TV series was shot wrong! Xiao Lingbao has a step, and he has reached a consensus with his little brother, and he is very happy.

So this pot will be carried by the TV series.

After getting this result, Xiao Lingbao began to horn again: "I especially don't like the president's mother, Awei is so good, just because there is no money at home, she doesn't like her, I must not find a president mother who only likes money in the future......"

Smack!

Ji Zexu accidentally crushed another pine nut.

Thankfully, he doesn't have a mother...... (End of chapter)