Chapter 199: Uncle, You're going to pour poop mold
The man in the Taoist robe looked into the car and saw a small ball carved in pink and jade, shining with a pair of black and bright pupils, looking at him.
When ordinary people see such a cute baby, no matter how hard they are, they will be soft.
But the face of the man in the robe sank even more.
"The master explained that there will be unclean things coming in today, and what he said is true, I will obey the master's orders, and I will never let you in."
"Where the hell did you get your neurosis?" Ling Yixi scolded as soon as he opened his mouth, "Do you know what you're talking about?" Do you want me to go to a psychiatric hospital and book a bed for you? β
Ruan Yudong: "Ling Ershao is a guest, why bother you?" I'll order it! β
The two enemies instantly turned enemies into friends and reached a united front!
The robed man took a step back with a dark face.
"I'm sorry, Si Shao, except for you, no one in the car can enter the Ruan family. The master is giving the old man a critical period to stabilize his soul, and no idle people are allowed to enter. β
After he said this, the bodyguards immediately surrounded the car again.
Ruan Yudong was so angry that he exploded: "Stabilize your mother!" My old man is long gone, if you don't invite him to go on the road and climb Elysium early, you have to give him a stable ......."
Steady fart!
Where is the dead taking possession of the bodies of the living!
Ruan Yudong pointed to the driver: "Give me a rush!" Whoever dares to stop him will be sent to see the old man! β
The driver's feet trembled on the accelerator.
There was a person outside who looked like the captain of the bodyguard, and he seemed to be bitter and persuaded inside: "Fourth young man, you can also see the situation at home clearly now, the little young master will be the master of this family sooner or later, this is also what the old man meant, why do you have to do it with him?" β
Ruan Yudong sneered: "Good Ruan family, don't believe in science and metaphysics, don't look at the will to look at the goddess, I think your brains are all in the water!" Anyway, in my eyes, Ruan Yudong, I only recognize my second brother as the head of the family! By car! β
The driver had a bitter face: "Four young ......"
Ruan Yudong felt that he had lost all his face.
finally invited the Ling family over, but his own family took a salary like this.
Even if the Ling family can't cure Ruan Chengxi's problem, they can't let others see the jokes, this is a family of enemies for hundreds of years.
When the tension was tense, Xiao Lingbao suddenly sat up straight and pointed to the man in the Taoist robe who was out of the way behind the bodyguard: "Uncle's face is so dark, he may be unlucky." β
With her words, everyone couldn't help but look at the man in the Taoist robe.
"Wow! His forehead! Ling Yixi shouted.
For some reason, the man's forehead was darker than the bottom of his face and neck.
He sneered when he heard this: "Am I unlucky? Little evil, but I like to talk about it, I am the ...... of pure yang"
Syllable!
Before he finished speaking, something suddenly fell from the sky, hitting the center of his eyebrows.
"Little bird poop!" Xiao Lingbao blurted out.
The man in the robe wiped his eyebrows, and only smelled a slimy and smelly unknown thing on his fingertips.
"Livestock!" He was immediately annoyed and looked up at the sky.
I didn't care about it, but I saw a flock of birds hovering in the sky, and when I saw him raise his head, they suddenly fell down in unison, and one by one they swept over his head.
Then, snap......
Countless drops of poop raindrops all fell on the face of the man in the robe.
A lump, and it did not fall anywhere else.
"Evil beasts! I'm going to kill you! The man in the robe couldn't see his eyebrows and nose clearly, and his face was burning with anger.
He pointed his peachwood sword at the birds, and was about to say a word.
The flock of birds suddenly swirled and flew over again, snapping and chirping...... There was another burst of poop rain, and it all fell on the hands of the peachwood sword and the man in the robe.
"Ahhh The robed man let out a roar of rage, turned around and ran quickly inside, frantically wiping his sword with his sleeve as he ran.
"Birdba, I broke my uncle's weapon." Xiao Lingbao whispered, "He can't bully Little Bird Bird anymore." β
The sound was only audible to anyone in the car.
Ruan Yudong...... Who's bullying whom?
Well, well bullied!
"What are you doing? Give me a drive! Ruan Yudong shouted to the driver.
Without the backbone, the bodyguards could only retreat timidly.
The car drove smoothly into the garage of the Ruan family.
"Ling Bao, bird droppings do a lot of damage to weapons?" Ling Xuanyan asked coldly.
"Well, Ling Bao doesn't know either," Ling Bao poked the tip of his chin with his finger and thought, "Ling Bao just saw that the bird poop landed on his uncle's fairy sword, and the light on the fairy sword was gone, it seemed to be broken." β
"That's a fairy sword?" Nguyen Yudong made a fuss.
"Yes, that's what it's called on TV." Xiao Lingbao replied very silkily.
In those fantasy TV series, aren't people dressed like this all holding fairy swords?
"Uh......" Ruan Yudong didn't expect this, he asked again, "Miss Ling can see the light above?" β
"Bad uncle can't see it?" Xiao Lingbao asked rhetorically.
Ruan Yudong: "...... Can not see. "Who can see this! Take a look at one for him?
This time it was Xiao Lingbao's turn to be surprised.
"Ah, the bad uncle can't see it," she also looked at Ling Yixi, "Why can't the bad uncle see it, is he blind?" β
Ruan Yudong...... Unintentional harm is the deadliest, besides, why do you have to call him a bad uncle?
Is he bad?
The Ruan family has the best heart for him.
Ling Yixi also had to mend the knife: "If he is not blind, how can he be surnamed Ruan?" β
Ruan Yudong: "Hey! It's too much! β
No such personal attacks!
Muggles also have dignity, okay?
"Hmph, I don't believe you can see it......" he said angrily.
Ling Yixi: "Of course you can see it!" You can't see the swords shining in the fantasy drama? β
Ruan Yudong: "It's not about fantasy dramas, it's about the ...... of that stinky Taoist just now"
"Si Shao, are you back?" The housekeeper greeted him and forcibly interrupted Ruan Yudong and Ling Yixi's head-to-head.
"Uncle Hua, what's going on at home?" Ruan Yudong hurriedly asked, "When I left earlier, wasn't there nothing wrong?" β
"The little master just got sick again." Uncle Hua lowered his voice, "I called all the elders in the clan over, it's still a clichΓ©, saying that I want to re-make a will immediately." But this time, I brought both the notary and the lawyer, and it looks like I'm going to get serious......"
Ruan Yudong gritted his teeth: "A group of old guys, uneasy and kind." β
They disturbed and scattered the Lord's house, and they were well fed.
"Hasn't the second brother come back yet?" Ruan Yudong asked again.
Uncle Hua said: "Not yet, but the 'old man' has spoken, ask him to come back immediately and hand over everything that should be handed over." β
"Go up quickly, the third lady and the fifth young lady are also on it." Uncle Hua urged again.
Ruan Yudong turned his head and said to the three people behind him: "Let's hurry up." β
"Wait......" Uncle Hua hesitantly looked at Ling Xuanyan and Ling Yixi behind him, and then his eyes fell on Xiao Lingbao, "These three are ......"
"It's the master I invited to see Chengxi." Nguyen Yu Dong Road.
"No," Uncle Hua didn't expect to raise his hand to stop Ling Xuanyan, he carefully looked at Ling Xuanyan's face, "These people, if I'm not mistaken, are they from the Ling family?" β
There is a saying that the one who knows you best is your enemy,
Uncle Hua has been a housekeeper in the Ruan family for most of his life, and although he has never seen every face of the Ling family, he is no stranger to them.