Chapter 6 is all a misunderstanding
"What a pickled minion who doesn't have long eyes! You've got a few birdheads to kill! ”
And when they looked at it, they saw two men sitting on a great horse, and the one who made the whip was the one who took the reins at the head.
Who is this man?
The old king's character is not good, and he is asking for money from passers-by here, which is naturally his fault.
But the person who came didn't know the reason, and dared to hurt people directly.
Liu Bang was about to speak, but he heard a 'Amitabha Buddha' again, but this time, it was not what the great monk said.
"Didn't Master Fohai go to the Nantai Zen Monastery to give a lecture? How did you return to Lin'an? ”
A man jumped behind the horse, another monk.
Dao Ji saw the person who came, and hurriedly got up from the ground:
"Uncle Tan! What a coincidence! ”
The monk named Tan Hao patted Daoji's head, and exchanged a Buddha salute with his master, and then said to the old king's head:
"The general is frightened, these two are both masters of Guoqing Temple, and their identities are innocent, General Lao will let the two of them into the city."
The old king covered his hands, and large beads of sweat oozed from his head, and he answered a little slowly, and immediately the man's whip was thrown again.
"It's the dumb medicine that poisons your minion's throat and eyes! Master Tan is talking to you! ”
Liu Bang saw the whip coming, and hurriedly jumped to the side to avoid being affected by the pond fish.
However, the old king was not so lucky, and he ate the whip solidly on his shoulder, and although he wore armor, it still hurt him to grin his teeth.
"That's what the master said! The villain has eyes and doesn't know the nobles, and he missed the time of a few masters, it's really damned, damned! ”
As he spoke, he slapped himself twice in the face, and his voice was very crisp.
Liu Bang can't see the appearance of a soldier like this, not to mention that this is still his father-in-law.
Pointing at the man on the horse, he scolded:
"This hairless man is your wild father! How dare you hurt this city gate guard for these people, what the hell are you doing! ”
Although the old king is at fault first, if you really have to study it carefully, it is a crime to ride a horse.
However, he shouted 'Beard Man' in his mouth, which made the two big monks on the side look embarrassed.
"Hehe, that's amazing! There are really rats in this Lin'an City that look an inch away! ”
The man didn't laugh angrily, "What does your father do, ask the old next to you, and he will tell you." ”
Although he didn't know why Liu Bang kept helping him speak, the old Wang Tou ignored the pain at this time, pulled his sleeve and said:
"Little Minister! You're going to poke the sky out of the hole! The old man takes your affection, you should leave quickly! ”
Hearing that he asked Liu Bang to leave quickly, the whip followed again:
"Pickled Chaos! Big your guts! ”
The two were too close, and they were about to be killed with one stone by this person, but fortunately, Liu Bang was also a battle-hardened person after all, and he reacted very quickly at the moment, and he changed positions with the old king head sideways, and the whole person hid in the arms of the old king.
While hiding, he didn't stop:
"Son, you beat your father!"
The old king's eyes were full of tears, and Liu Bang didn't care about his complaint, so before the whip was taken back, he pulled the tail of the whip, and then pulled it hard with both hands......
The man was used to being domineering on weekdays, where was he prepared to be bullied, fell off his horse, and lost two front teeth on the spot.
It's too late, but the whole action is done in one go, but it's just a matter of moments.
Several people present were stunned.
But Liu Bang refused to stop there, and immediately followed, kicking towards the person's body.
The rest of the guards, who had been ignoring this place, saw that the man had suffered a big loss, and they didn't even check the way, so they put down their work one after another, and all surrounded them.
However, at this interval, Liu Bang's leg movements have not stopped...... In his previous life, he was a good hand at Keju, and his leg kung fu was more skilled than his hand kung fu.
kicked the man so much that he cried his father and shouted his mother, kicked the old king's head in shock, and kicked the monk Fohai blindfolded Daoji with one hand, and kept chanting 'Amitabha'.
When the knife and gun reached Liu Bang's neck, he stopped.
"dry food!"
Rising from the ground, he first spat at the blood foam, and then pointed at the noses of the guards.
Then, he looked at Liu Bang...... This dog thief is really fucking ruthless!
"You rubbing birds! I'm afraid you'll not die today! Beat your grandfather to a little poison! ”
After saying that, he waved his hand and wanted to go to Liu Bang's face, but he just threw his hand over, and was caught by Liu Bang.
Then, Emperor Gaozu of Han opened his mouth and bit this person's tiger's mouth.
"Rip off! Rip it off! ”
Qin Liu's tears hurt out, and a group of guards hurriedly broke their mouths, withdrew their legs, and finally 'took' him from Qin Liuye's body.
"I ......"
Qin Liu wanted to wave his hand and go again, but after thinking about it, this bird belongs to a dog, why should he bother with him, he doesn't want to die, his body is expensive.
"I'm afraid you'll die and don't understand! In Lin'an City, Zhao Guan's family ranked first, and Lao Tzu ranked sixth; Out of this Lin'an City, Lao Tzu is the first! ”
"I told you, you can report your family history, and I will also entrust two last words for your family!"
Although the last time there was such a fight was more than a thousand years ago, Liu Bang was not at the moment.
Just this man, he let go of it, and five or six were fine.
It's just that......
He had no doubt that as long as he moved, the guards would poke a few holes in him.
At the moment, until the situation, he suddenly changed his face and said with a smile:
"It's because I'm clumsy and can't recognize the nobleman, I ask you for mercy, and you let me go, it's all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding."
is so sincere, it seems that it was someone else who scolded and bitten just now.
Xiao Daoji saw it through the fingers of the Buddha Sea, and he couldn't help but have two more contempt for this person.
And seeing that he refused to tell his history, but instead flattered himself like this, this person also had a plan in his heart:
It doesn't seem to be a drama about pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.
Also, most of the people in Lin'an City who can't afford to offend have seen it.
At this moment, he couldn't help but feel a little amused by his caution, and with the pain in his body, he looked at Liu Bang viciously and shouted loudly:
"There are bandits who break into the city gate at night, don't take it quickly!"
As soon as these words came out, all the guards looked at each other, but they didn't dare to make the first move.
"A bunch of wretched!"
Seeing that no one was moving, this person pulled out the waist knife of a person next to him and slashed at Liu Bang's head.
"Fuck, you really dare to do it!"
"Wait!"
It's all this time, Liu Bang didn't care about anything else, and flashed to the side slightly...... He almost hit the head of the guard's gun, and he didn't have time to care, just raised his kick and kicked the man in the wrist.
However, this kick didn't kick the knife out of his hand, the knife only deviated slightly in one direction, and still slid towards Liu Bang.
This son guards! This grandson guards! Lao Tzu has been gone for so long and has not come to see it, and it is useless!
was very anxious in his heart, and he didn't let him stop complaining about Yang Yizhong.
However, this knife still failed to fall on Liu Bang's body after all.
Monk Fohai, who shouted loudly 'and slow', helped Liu Bang carry this blow with his back.
"Master!"
Seeing that Fohai was red, the little monk's tears immediately flowed out.
"Amitabha," the Tan Hui monk on the side said, "Sixth Master Qin, Master Fohai and this donor have a cause and effect, so you might as well leave it at that." ”
Tan Hao seemed to speak with a lot of weight, but this Qin Sixth Master didn't immediately agree.
I only heard Tan Hao say again: "This trip has missed the hour, I'm afraid it will disturb Qin Xiang's major affairs." ”
Qin Liuye finally came back to his senses, whispered a few words to the guards on the side, and then said with a smile:
"What the master said is reasonable, you can't delay a big event for this person's cheap life."
After that, he helped Tan Hao to the horse, glared at Liu Bang again, and then rode away.
And Liu Bang himself, looking at the monk in front of him, didn't know why he did this.
Fohai's face was pale, and he folded his hands and said:
"Don't do that next time."
After speaking, he fell towards Liu Bang.