Chapter Thirty-Eight: Trained to Laugh No Matter How Funny!

By the afternoon, the cattle and sheep had returned.

The sheep after the medicinal bath are eating grass in the pen.

Jiang Feng went to the kitchen, found some frozen raw meat, cut it into long strips, and fed the golden eagles in the yard.

This golden eagle is very wary of others, but it is very close to Jiang Feng.

Every time Jiang Feng fed it, it quietly ate the meat.

Even the movements are very gentle, as if they are afraid of hurting the river wind.

The feathers of the golden eagle are gradually plump, and the appearance is becoming more and more handsome.

[This golden eagle is really handsome! 】

Many netizens in the live broadcast room saw the golden eagle and almost couldn't take their eyes off it.

Men have always loved these mighty things.

[Can this anchor raise a golden eagle? ] 】

[Officially approved, but if you raise it, you have to release it!] 】

[Owner, your carving is so big! ] 】

[Anchor, can I touch your carving? 】

[You perverts, you want to touch everything! ] 】

In the live broadcast screen, everyone left barrage messages.

About hundreds of barrages want to touch Jiang Feng's carving.

As soon as carving is mentioned, the painting style in the live broadcast room has changed again.

[Ye Ao Nai I]: [Everyone, how long are your carvings, ask sincerely, don't talk nonsense. 】

[Yilong]: [Almost thirteen or fourteen centimeters!] 】

[Pegasus Meteor Fist]: [I haven't measured it, but I just hold it with two hands!] 】

This netizen called Tianma Meteor Fist finished speaking, and immediately responded.

[Hahahaha, two hands just hold it, why use two hands? 】

[Good guy, two hands are such a good pen? 】

[You change your name, don't call it Pegasus Meteor Fist, call it Pegasus Meteor Carving! ] 】

The barrage is constantly tumbling at a blazing speed.

Netizens were unusually happy.

Jiang Feng fed the golden eagle and didn't watch the barrage, so he didn't know what happened in the live broadcast room.

At this time, another netizen named [Dare to Love and Dare to Hate] posted a barrage:

[What you say is true or false, is it so exaggerated as twelve or thirteen centimeters? 】

Seeing this barrage, someone asked with concern:

[The one in front dares to love and hate, is twelve or thirteen centimeters exaggerated? ] How long are you? 】

Dare to love and dare to hate replied: [In the case of hard energy, it is almost as long as the little finger of the right hand. 】

His barrage floated through the live broadcast room, and all the male netizens raised their right little thumb for the first time and took a look.

Then, the corners of everyone's mouths went up, and their faces couldn't help but show a sympathetic and somewhat gloating smile.

[Little thumb? I'm pretty much the same, brother, don't be discouraged! 】

[It's okay, it'll still grow!] 】

[Are you sure it's a hard situation?] 】

[Brother, no malice, I will pay 200 yuan, can you take a picture of me? ] 】

[Hahahaha, you guys are too much! 】

The barrage exploded even more.

The live broadcast room was extremely joyful, and countless netizens laughed.

Jiang Feng fed the golden eagle for a while and looked at the barrage floating on his watch.

The live broadcast software on the watch can turn on the barrage mode and only read the text.

Jiang Feng saw countless words floating by, densely packed with the words "hahahaha".

His second monk was confused and didn't know what was going on.

But the live broadcast room has always been like this.

Then, he took out his phone and flipped through the barrage just now.

Then, in the close-up of the drone, Jiang Feng also stretched out his right hand and looked at his little thumb.

This scene was clearly seen by netizens.

Everyone also saw that the corners of Jiang Feng's mouth also rose.

However, considering that it is not immoral to ridicule others, it is a hell of a joke.

He couldn't hold back his laughter, and as if nothing was happening, he held back the laughter.

But how sharp are the eyes of netizens!

Everyone immediately began to swipe the screen.

[Owner, if you can't hold back, laugh, we won't talk about you! ] 】

[Hahahaha, he smiled clearly! 】

[I also saw it, the owner laughed, and it became so fast!] 】

[This is professionally trained, no matter how funny it is, you won't laugh!] 】

[The owner, it's easy to hold back internal injuries when you laugh like this. 】

At this time, everyone saw Jiang Feng standing up very calmly, and then turned his back to the live broadcast camera and made a stretching movement.

His acting skills are very good, there are no flaws, netizens can only see his back and the back of his head.

But everyone guessed that he was smiling with his back to the live broadcast room.

[Owner, turn your face, turn your face around!] 】

[Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death, this session of netizens is too strict! ] 】

[What's wrong with the owner laughing, aren't you laughing?] 】

[There are really no flaws, and he has the potential to be an actor! ] 】

Jiang Feng stretched his waist, and then turned around, his expression was still calm, and the corners of his mouth did not even rise.

He lifted the golden eagle and changed the subject:

"Go and see the lambs, a few more lambs have been born today."

"The number of sheep on the pasture is increasing."

"Most ranches sell lambs to subsidize them, and lambs are also worth a fortune."

"But my ranch is still developing, and I plan to raise eight or nine thousand sheep, so the lambs will not be sold, and they will be kept and raised."

"Only a small number of adult sheep are sold."

"Also, I want to raise some cattle."

"Now the ranch is not big enough, and there are two large enterprise pastures in Maodeng Ranch, both covering an area of hundreds of thousands of acres."

"My 10,000 acres are just a small family compared to them."

"So, after a while, I plan to rent the surrounding area, while there are still large areas of grassland that no one rents."

Jiang Feng was successful in changing the topic.

[Small family? Do you call this a small family? 】

[You're poor and only have money left!] 】

[Rent a pasture again? 】

[My house is only 80 square meters, I am very satisfied, you have 10,000 acres of grassland, you still don't think it is enough! ] 】

[He has thousands of animals at home, 10,000 acres may not be enough! 】

[I think of Uncle Qian's words: My family is a little bigger. 】

Jiang Feng took the golden eagle for a walk in the pasture.

The golden eagle looked left and right, its body swaying up and down, looking very relaxed.

Jiang Feng walked into the mother and baby farm of the sheep.

Three lambs were born today, cleaned by the ewes, and were standing trembling and drinking milk in their mother's arms.

In addition to the lambs, there is a cow and a calf nested on a haystack in a separate fence.

The calf is covered in yellow and white, and has a large handful of white hair on its forehead, which looks very cute.

"Windfall, there is a lamb born today."

"Cattle are worth a lot of money, and they're steady."

"Sheep are sometimes disobedient, and raising cattle is more worry-free."

"Cattle are more expensive, have a longer cycle, and of course have more returns."

Jiang Feng was happy when he saw the lamb, and said with a smile.

The cow nested on the grass, looking at Jiang Feng with some curiosity and restraint.

Mother Niu guarded in front of her calf and also looked at Jiang Feng.

Jiang Feng saw Mother Niu's vigilant appearance, and said with a smile: "It's quite protective of cubs, you can't look at it." ”

The drone filmed the calf in the shed.

The calf's appearance is cute and cute, and it is also eye-catching.

Mammals are cute when they are young, even if they are pigs, they are cute when they are young.

[What a cute little scalper! 】

[Look scared! 】

[Are cattle and sheep born every day in the pasture?] Isn't that money to be made every day? 】

Isn't that the case in animal husbandry? The big ranch has to sell some of it, otherwise there will be more and more cattle and sheep. 】

[I kind of experienced the fun of the owner.] 】

[Envy this way of wealth growth.] 】

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