Chapter 1 There are three more things
When Liu Bang opened his eyes, he thought he had been reincarnated again.
It's no wonder that he thinks so, mainly because he has been sleeping in the palace for two months, and he has long been accustomed to the appearance of the palace.
Now I woke up in a strange environment, and the birds outside were chirping crisply...... His head was still a little dizzy, and he just felt terribly thirsty.
"Huang Yan Festival, Huang Yan Festival!"
The wooden door of the house creaked, and the old eunuch came in with a basin of water, and his eyes were a little strange:
"Official, you're awake."
Too lazy to pay attention to his nonsense, Liu Bang picked up the teapot on the table and poured it into his mouth, and he drank all the cold tea, so he felt a little more comfortable.
"Where is this, what time is it, Yue Fei and them, why don't they come to discuss today?"
Facing the emperor's soul three questions, Huang Yanjie sighed in his heart...... His Majesty the Emperor is really, really good at forgetting.
Sigh to sigh, what should be said in return:
"Official, this is Lingyin Temple, and now it's time, Yue Shaobao...... It is estimated that it is almost time for Anji now. ”
Angie?
Liu Bang sat back on the bed again: "Why did you come to Lingyin Temple?" Yue Fei...... Wasn't you still drinking with Lao Tzu last night? Who let him go?! ”
"What happened last night, you hurry up and make it clear, I'm dizzy now, I can't remember."
The eunuch froze, forcing himself to remember the events of the previous night.
It is said that the emperor took a group of people to watch the fireworks trick, and he had to call everyone to drink together.
Drink it, even Yue Shaobao, who has quit drinking for many years, is gone, after all, everyone is happy in their hearts, so they found a boat and prepared to accompany the official's family.
It was fine at first, but who knows......
Anyway, the official family drank their heads, so they found acquaintances during the banquet, and asked after a while:
"What about Monk Fohai? Hurry up and find someone for Lao Tzu! Daoji Xiaoji doesn't drink and meat, but Lao Tzu wants to see if he is the same! ”
When Master Fohai came, the emperor had to let people drink, but when they didn't drink, the emperor asked people to tie him up.
Then he asked, "What about Qin Hui?" Qin Hui also called together! ”
I have asked this, Qin Xiangye's head was sent by you to Wu Lan in Shu, and the rest of the meat was also distributed to the soldiers and generals, where can I get it now!
Anyway, later, the emperor saw that Monk Fohai's mouth was very hard, so he asked him:
"Your Buddha taught you not to drink alcohol or eat meat?"
Without waiting for Fohai to answer, he took a group of people from the boat to the Lingyin Temple, and roasted the meat in the Daxiong Treasure Hall.
Liu Bang patted his head: "That...... Yue Fei was also let by me? ”
Huang Yanjie nodded: "Yue Shaobao, Zhang Taiwei and the British Duke, as well as Liu Du and Zhao Du and Yang Du...... You've all been sent away. ”
Let's go, it's June now, take advantage of the autumn harvest to collect more grain, and this year will be able to dry in winter.
His self-deceptive consolation had just begun, and he was interrupted by Huang Yanjie's words:
"You also forced them to make a military order, telling them to prepare as soon as they arrive at the place, and to send troops before the autumn harvest."
"So...... Everyone is in such a hurry. ”
Liu Bang stood up suddenly...... He suddenly wanted to scold his mother.
Damn, it's refreshing to say it alone, but no one can pull him.
Even the drunk talk was taken seriously, and for a while, he didn't know whether to be happy or sad.
Before the autumn harvest, before the autumn harvest, although the time is a little tighter, it is also just a surprise to the north.
Suddenly felt a little anxious in his heart, and he urged Huang Yanjie:
"Hurry back to the palace, the matter hasn't been fucking done yet!"
As he spoke, he buried his head and rushed outside, and when he passed by the Daxiong Treasure Hall, he saw that the hall was really a mess, and many bald people were hiding in the corners, looking at themselves like ghosts.
And in front of the Buddha statue in that hall...... I saw a familiar figure kneeling there.
Forcing himself to stop, he shouted softly:
"Planting rain?"
The figure was visibly shocked, and then turned back to look at the emperor,
Looking at this girl's spring-like expression, Liu Bang secretly screamed badly, and hurriedly asked Huang Yanjie in a low voice:
"Last night...... Where did she sleep last night? ”
When the old eunuch heard this, he said with a smile:
"Your bed."
Alas!
I don't feel anything, I don't have any memory, why do you drink so much wine!
Such a beautiful day, but the damn was delayed by the wine!
A little annoyed in his heart, he entered the hall and took the hand of the rain and left, regardless of the reaction of others.
However, it doesn't matter what the reaction is, Liu Bang is really anxious now.
Just two steps later, he turned back to the group of monks hiding behind the Buddha statue and said:
"The Tan Hao monk before you, I have already told him not to be a monk."
"I will compensate you one today, and Fohai will be your leader here in the future, and you all have to listen to him."
Saying that, Liu Bang seemed to have wind under his feet, and he led people to scurry around in Lingyin Temple.
On the way, he met a kind of wind, and this kid looked overjoyed, and he looked even happier than planting rain.
Well?
Outside the mountain gate, the old man who was boxing was not Xin Ciying, who was it?
The ones next to him......
breathed a sigh of relief, since everyone was there, it saved a lot of trouble.
Prime Minister Zhao Ding, with Hu Quan, watched the emperor walk out, and they were all very happy.
First, of course, the Northern Expedition is coming, and it is natural for everyone to be happy that their wishes have come true for many years.
Second...... They just returned to Lin'an, and they didn't know that the emperor had recovered his ability to be a man, and the voice of the little lady last night was heard by all the big guys, the official family is so powerful, although there is no queen for the time being, but if it continues to play at this level, it will happen sooner or later.
didn't care about the obscenity on the faces of this group of old men, Liu Bang said directly:
"They're all back, you know?"
It's not just that they knew that they also sent a foot away last night.
"In that case, there are three things to do right now."
Seeing that the emperor was talking about business, everyone straightened up and listened.
"First ......"
As soon as the words came out, he remembered something, and said two words to the wind, and the latter took the order, and then he continued to speak:
"The first one, Lu Zai, have you done what I asked you to do before?"
Lu Zai looked at Su Fu, Su Shangshu seemed to remember something, paused, and replied:
"Official...... Already, already, almost. ”
"Well," Liu Bang nodded, "This is a big deal, read the written story to me in a while, and only when Lao Tzu feels qualified can he send it out." ”
The three monarchs and ministers seemed to be playing dumb riddles, but it was not something that needed to be kept secret, and Liu Bang simply told them the ins and outs.
I knew from Xin Ciying's mouth that after the forbidden army of the infantry division was almost frightened and dispersed by dozens of Jin Han troops, there was also a false transmission of military information in Tian Shizhong.
This had to make Liu Bang think a little more.
The Song people have been pressed and beaten by the Jin people for more than ten years, if the Song people say that they are not afraid, it must be fake.
Just like he asked Yue Fei: "Since your soldiers are the elite of the Song Kingdom, what do they look like when they face the Jin people." ”
Yue Pengju was not afraid of scaring the emperor...... On the contrary, he was often frightened by the emperor, so he replied truthfully:
"After the fight, I naturally didn't feel anything, but I didn't beat the gold man...... Seeing that Jin Ren can look as usual and can not tremble his legs, he is already a very courageous person. ”
It's understandable to be afraid, but to the point where you have to think of something.
And what is the method that Liu Bang gave......
Coincidentally, more than a thousand years ago, when they fought with Xiang Yu, many Han soldiers were afraid.
However, they were not afraid of the Chu army, but they were afraid of Xiang Yu, because everyone said that Xiang Yu was fierce and unparalleled...... Although he was indeed brave, especially those who had seen him fight, in order to boast that they could come out alive from under his hands, they boasted that they were all gods.
How to brag about yourself?
Just blow your enemies like these people.
Later, the more he blew it, the more he blew it, and when everyone heard the name of King Xiang, they had already begun to fight.
This kind of play lost half of it before it started, and Liu Bang was so anxious that he almost took a knife in the back to force them to top...... Later, Zhang Liang told him something and made him understand.
Zhang Liang said:
"You use a knife to force them to fight, it can indeed have a short-term effect, but you can't always use a knife to force them to fight, they are afraid of King Xiang, but not the real King Xiang, they are afraid of the imaginary King Xiang."
"Just break this assumption and that's it."
Liu Bang asked him: "How to break it?" Tell them that it's all fake, Xiang Yu is actually a girl? ”
Don't say whether people believe it or not, he Liu Bang has personally contacted, and he himself is the first to disbelieve it.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Liang nodded: "That's it." ”
Liu Bang just looked at him with the eyes of 'you kid is not playing Lao Tzu', Zhang Liang said again:
"Have you heard the story of Tomoko's suspicious neighbor?"
"Of course I've heard it, who do you kid look down on?!"
"What about waiting for the rabbit?"
“……”
"There is also Tian's father who is exposed, and he ...... win people through the well"
"Stop," Liu Bang interrupted, "do you want to talk about something else before you say something?" ”
Zhang Liang just smiled: "They are all from the Song Kingdom." ”
Without waiting for Liu Bang to react, he said again:
"Those who buy and return pearls, Zheng people buy shoes, and divination wives are all Zheng Guo people."
As soon as he said this, Liu Bang noticed it, and it seemed that this was indeed the truth.
Anything that doesn't bring some good stories, basically most of them are related to the Song State and Zheng State, and occasionally bring the Qi State and Chu State.
So the people of the Song Dynasty ...... Most of the people here are the remnants of Yin Shang, not incomprehensible; And Zheng Guoren, Zheng Zhuang Gong shot an arrow from Zhou Tianzi, and everyone regarded them as the Yi when they respected the king.
Yes, it stigmatizes them.
Laugh at them, belittle them, make up stories to satirize them, and when they believe it themselves, and they don't even look down on themselves, then it will be much easier to destroy them.
"It's just ......" Liu Bang quickly understood what Zhang Liang meant, "Doing this, will it make our people become enemies?" Don't turn your head and be afraid, don't be afraid, and fight the tiger as a rabbit. ”
Zhang Liang said again: "What you have to worry about is not this, what you have to worry about is that they are afraid of King Xiang now...... If they really underestimate the enemy in the other day, it will be the same if you pick up the enemy again. ”
Oh, yes!
Anyway, the mouth is on yourself, so it's not like you can say whatever you want!
figured out this joint, so in the face of the Jin Guoren, what should they do after the Yan Wushu...... If you have all the methods, just copy it.
Liu Bang asked Lu Zai and Su Fu to contact the Tai students and ask them to write some stories about the people of the Jin Kingdom.
Don't have any writing implications, there is only one requirement:
There is not even the slightest hint of positive content, the more unpleasant the better, and the more exaggerated the better.
If it is well written and adopted, it will be able to be exempted from next year's Ministry of Rites examination and directly take an official position.
Under this kind of encouragement, the students naturally worked hard.
And Liu Bang also took the lead in setting an example, drafting three stories similar to 'Wanyan Wushu likes old men', 'Jin people used to eat with Gong Gong' and 'Jin men are all small and small'.
Now that a month has passed, as long as the students can contribute so many things that are deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and the people and the group of soldiers believe it, this matter will be considered a success.
Several ministers listened to the emperor's arrangement...... After all, they are all readers, and it is indeed a little difficult to accept for a while.
But then I thought that both countries had reached the point of life and death, so if you scold, you can scold, maybe it's really useful.
It's just that I don't know how a person like the official family, who has been taught by the sages since childhood, thought of this step......
As he spoke, the bell of Lingyin Temple was struck, and it was already noon, and it was time for dinner.
Everyone drank a lot of wine last night, and today we will eat here to eat lighter, but more comfortable.
After a group of people finished their lunch under the gaze of the monks, the wind also returned.
Naturally, he didn't return empty-handed, followed by the sweaty envoy of Western Xia, the younger brother of Emperor Chongzong of Western Xia, and the uncle of the current emperor Li Renxiao, Li Qianhui.
At this point in time, the envoy of Western Xia was summoned, and everyone knew the emperor's intentions.
If there is only a war with the Jin State, then it is easy to say; But if Western Xia is also involved......
The 100,000 people in Wu Xuan's Shu can basically hold Hanzhong, where is there still spare strength to assist the Northern Expedition.
The third line of the Song State is broken, and the two Huai are fine, on the left is Yue Fei's Han army, and on the right is the sea, so don't worry about anything else.
But Yue Fei's left side is completely empty, and the pressure he has to face will be much greater than last year.
"I met His Majesty the Emperor of the Song Kingdom, I didn't know that His Majesty summoned his ministers here to ......"
At noon, it is much cooler on this mountain than under the mountain, especially when the wind blows, and the mountain wind calms people's hearts.
The only bad thing is that the cicadas are screaming loudly and are very noisy.
Liu Bang looked at the old man and thought about a lot of opening remarks, but in the end he still felt that it was over.
No matter how much you say, it's better to give the old man a little sweetness.
"I heard that your emperor only ascended the throne the year before last, and he is only seventeen years old now."
I don't know why the emperor mentioned this, but Zhang Tonggu's corpse Li Qianhui had seen it, and at this time he just bowed down and said:
"Your Majesty, it is true."
"To be an emperor at such a young age, how many people in your Xia Kingdom obey him?"
This is a bit deceitful, Li Qianhui is also a county king, a serious relative of the emperor, and his party blood is purer than that of half of the emperor.
Of course, pure is pure, but it is not so pure, and he himself is mixed with a little blood of Liao people.
"This is the ...... of the Western Xia state affairs" Halfway through speaking, he remembered Zhang Tonggu again, and Li Qianhui changed his words, "My lord is blessed by God, and the court and the central government are also loyal ministers, although the Xia Kingdom is small, it can be regarded as stable." ”
"Really?"
Liu Bang glanced at the old boy: "The first emperor died, Hu Hai succeeded to the throne, and the boy was young, so he was coerced by the eunuchs, and the second died." ”
"Your emperor is also so young, don't I care about it, how can I say that we are also friendly neighbors."
The emperor made two mistakes in saying this, the first is that the two countries are now separated by the Jin State, not neighbors.
Second, the Western Xia took the opportunity to occupy the fertile fields of the Song Kingdom, and when Li Qianshun was still alive, he resigned the letter sent by the emperor several times, and everyone was not friendly.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Liu Bang hit the railway while it was hot:
"I heard that your emperor favored a Song general...... And you, as a noble uncle, are you acting as a messenger in another country......"
Liu Bang shook his head: "I'm an outsider, I can't stand it anymore." ”
These words hit Li Qianhui, his expression changed slightly, although he changed back in a very fast time, he was still seen by Liu Bang.
"If Your Majesty summons a minister to talk about this, then the minister will have nothing to say."
"Smack!"
grabbed a piece of paper from Huang Yanjie, and Liu Bang slapped his hand.
"I'm here to make friends with you, and this ......"
He shook the piece of paper in his hand: "That's my sincerity." ”
As he spoke, he handed it over in person, Li Qianhui hurriedly bowed down and took it, and after a closer look, the whole person almost fell to the ground.
"This is, this is ......"
"This is the order for the transfer of troops, the one covered on it is my seal, and the one signed on it, named Zhang Jun, is the privy envoy of the Song State."
Of course, Li Qianhui knew what it was, and he was not illiterate.
But this emperor, why should he give this to himself!
Thinking that he still tried his best to make friends with the Song and Jin countries, isn't this what he wants?
Now that it was so easy to get it, Li Qianhui couldn't believe it.
"Naturally, this thing can't move Yue Fei and them, if you want to use it," Liu Bang looked into his eyes, "Wu Lan's 100,000 people, it's okay." ”
Holding back the excitement in his heart, he didn't know where the courage of this emperor in a corner of peace, this Song State, who had been afraid of martial arts for generations, came from.
He handed the paper back, but the emperor did not take it, so he had to take it back again:
"Your Majesty...... What do you need me to do. ”
"I don't need anything, I told you, I'm here to make friends with you."
Ignoring the shock of the ministers on the side, the emperor took care of himself and made such a big decision.
Zhao Ding moved his throat, thinking that there were outsiders here, but he still endured it.
Without waiting for Li Qianhui to react, the emperor's next words made him feel like he had fallen into the West Lake in December.
"Since I have become your friend, then you don't need to contact other friends in Song Country anymore."
"If they can promise you, I can give you."
"A few people have falsely passed on the holy decree to pick up Yue Fei's family......
"I won't pursue it anymore."
Li Qianhui's mind kept flashing the famous meat cake of the Huainan Lou family in Lin'an City, and gradually, this dish overlapped with Zhang Tonggu's head.
An old man, who was still the uncle of the Emperor of the Xia Kingdom, almost knelt down.
He didn't know when the emperor found out, but he was glad that he hadn't done anything.
At the same time, he also enlightened himself: he was forced to accept it, and if he didn't accept it, he would become a meatloaf, and he didn't have to do anything if he accepted it......
The burden on his heart was a little less, and then he spoke:
"Thank you, Your Majesty."
Liu Bang smiled and waved his hand at him, and the old man obediently retired.
Now that Song and Xia are separated from the Jin Kingdom, Li Qianhui has received this order to transfer troops, and it is estimated that he will not be able to sleep.
In a few months, when the western border begins to meet, the old man may not even be able to eat.
No soldier has ideas, and some soldiers have no ideas, and they can't do anything.
Only a man with soldiers and ideas can't stand that kind of desire, just like a hungry person, with a piece of meat constantly dangling from his mouth,
Eventually, I'm going to take a bite.
The prince and the general would rather have a kind of thing, not to mention that this old boy has already brought the royal seed.
When he came back to his senses, he saw a group of people staring at him, wanting to give an explanation himself.
Liu Bang smiled and said the third thing:
"It's still said in other places, but Zhang Jun in Huainan is a little uneasy."
"Why don't I go overseer the Overseer?"
As soon as these words came out, outside the mountain gate of the entire Lingyin Temple, it seemed that even the cicada song had disappeared.
The world fell into a deathly silence.
(End of chapter)