Chapter 187: Crazy Guest
"Yawn—" Jian Nan sneezed without warning.
"How's that, what do the old artists say?" Lin Fan doesn't dislike the excitement when he sees it.
"You kid talk well!" Jian Nan couldn't bear it anymore!
"I'm sorry, our old artist didn't match!" Tang Qian spoke directly, and Jian Nan's anger was half gone.
"Cut, I don't understand art, and I'm still called an old artist, it's ridiculous!" Fenghua Zhengmao glared at Jian Nan, and left a sentence and stepped down arrogantly.
"If this continues, I'm going to go crazy!" Jian Nan was so angry that he looked directly at Lin Fan.
"Aha..." Lin Fan smiled and touched his nose, as if he couldn't see it.
"Please, the next one, Little Flower."
A cute aunt wearing a colorful little flower dress and a small hat walked up.
Zhang Nan liked this aunt very much, and said directly: "May I ask if there is any special significance to this outfit of the aunt?" ”
Jian Nan was also attracted by this little flower, and swept away her previous anger.
"No matter how old you are, you have to be childlike!" Xiaohuahua spoke, and Lin Fan felt that the whole stage was bright.
"Tell me, please!" Lin Fan stretched out his hand and walked the process lightly.
"ID Xiaohuahua, 43 years old this year, has been away 5 times, but it's all because they don't understand me, I believe that love can't be compromised!"
Originally, Jian Nan had a good impression and instantly bowed his head.
"Can you ask why you got divorced?" Lin Fan folded his hands in front of his chest and couldn't help but ask.
He is really curious, 43 away from 5 times, so before the age of 60, will he continue to break the record!
Jian Nan also pricked up his ears to listen.
"The first one doesn't like to take a bath, the second doesn't like to eat what I cook, the third loves to fart, the fourth snores all the time, and the fifth doesn't understand me." Xiaohuahua said extremely seriously.
Each time you say it, you also pose in a pose that you think is cute.
"Aha..." Lin Fan was speechless.
"So, why doesn't the fifth one understand you?" Tang Qian asked.
"She can't understand the second dimension, I like to play B games, he said I'm a dream girl! I also said that I was the main controller! "Little Flower stamped her feet.
And said: "But I'm a little painter, this can't be confused!" ”
Lin Fan was so blinded by her that he didn't understand these words at all.
Jian Nan's mouth was wide open, not at all what this little flower was talking about.
Even Tang Qian, who was at the forefront, didn't understand.
The barrage directly turned into a popular science scene.
"Steward Wang, go check! I'm going to know the master and the little painter now! ”
"Yes!"
"The master controller in Game B refers to the character controlled by the player, and can also be used to distinguish the protagonist of the player character from the non-player character."
"That's fast!"
"There is no standard answer for a little painter, which probably means that he is in it, not to control the role but to integrate into the role."
“6666!”
Lin Fan also glanced at the barrage at this time and nodded: "I see!" ”
"So, old artist, are you the one who understands me?" Xiaohuahua drew a semicircle in the air, pointing at Jian Nan.
"No, no, no, no, no, no, absolutely not!" Jian Nan's head was about to shake into a rattle.
"Hmph... Little Flowery is very sad. She stomped her foot in anger, and then appeared on the ground: "Draw a circle and curse you!" ”
Not only Lin Fan, Jian Nan, Tang Qian, but even Zhang Nan were blinded.
This... Who can stand this!
Saying that, Xiaohuahua ran down with her legs as if she were in tears on the spot in an anime.
"You're all bad people, you don't understand me!"
Lin Fan was stunned, and couldn't recover for a while.
It was still in Zhang Nan's Q process that he came back to his senses.
"Cool Dogtail Grass, please."
Zhang Nan glanced at the manuscript and found that it was right, and he was a little shocked.
Lin Fan picked up his phone and sent a message to Tang Qian.
"You picked it all up."
Tang Qian replied: "It looks quite normal, I didn't expect it to be so..."
It's all in plain sight.
This aunt wore a leather jacket and leather pants in a motorcycle style.
"My ID is Cool Dog Tail Grass and I'm 40 years old."
Jian Nan directly showed an embarrassed but polite smile.
Then, he turned his head to Lin Fan and showed a death smile.
It seems to say that you are waiting, waiting to go home!
Lin Fan chose to turn a blind eye and took a sip of rose tea.
even put up an advertisement, "Nourish the stomach, health tea, up to 80-year-olds, down to 10-year-old children love to drink!" ”
Don't wait for Tang Qian to speak.
Jian Nan asked and answered directly to himself.
"What do old artists say?"
"I don't say much, I'm old, I can't play exciting, life is sports."
Lin Fan immediately gave him a thumbs up: "Cow! ”
"Hahaha, there's even better!" Jian Nan said that there were sparks in his eyes!
Tang Qian swallowed his saliva and said, "What do you say about that cool dog tail grass!" ”
"Say a fart, no level, no taste!"
With that, she was so angry that she left directly.
After the whole scene, Jian Nan was already about to smoke in seven holes.
He drove directly back to the Tang family manor.
As soon as he entered the door, he began to scream: "Help! Are there no good people? ”
"Hahahaha..."Cao Pujia and Xiaoxiao laughed at him mercilessly.
He said bitterly: "You two are still laughing!" ”
On the other side, it was Li Wen's turn to play.
Levine wears a straight black suit.
After watching Jian Nan's scene, he really had a headache, but he still played hard.
Lin Fan comforted: "Don't be nervous, relax." ”
"Hahaha... Good. Levine responded with an awkward smile.
"First sunflower, please." Zhang Nan spoke, she was also physically and mentally exhausted.
"My ID is called Workaholic." Li Wen first introduced: "26 years old, special assistant to the president. ”
A beautiful and soft young lady in a white dress walked on stage, and she said gently: "My ID is Sunflower, 25 years old this year, and she is a self-media worker!" ”
The barrage was in an uproar.
"Three-two-one, on the link!"
"Kiwi, Kiwi!"
"Riding a horse! The representative of the contemporary three marriages and three divorces has single-handedly increased the marriage rate! ”
"Horseback riding! Sell paper! ”
Lin Fan didn't understand the outrageous barrage, he was very surprised, staring at this girl who was in love for the first time, he didn't feel that something was wrong!
"I'm a KOL, and I usually bring goods through live broadcasts." Sunflower opened her mouth to introduce herself.
"I usually focus on work, and I rarely go home, I don't know if you can..." Without waiting for Li Wen to finish speaking, Little Sunflower raised his hand and stopped Li Wen's speech.
"Our industry is also very tricky, we need scripts, we need to act, I don't know if you can accept it!"
"What rendition?" When Li Wen heard this, he suddenly felt that things were not simple.
Tang Qian had already found out about this sunflower's past, and he covered his mouth and didn't dare to make a sound.
Lin Fan raised his eyebrows and waited for the following.
Sunflower directly began to perform: "Let the people present be stunned." ”
The staff handed over a prop, a toy Trojan horse.
She sat up directly, without half the gentleness in her dress, and her voice was loud: "I am Princess Charming!" ”
Li Wen was stunned in place, stunned.
Lin Fan laughed directly and slapped the table, he really couldn't control himself for a moment!
This is also so weird!
It's awesome!
"Three-two-one, on the link, we are selling toilet paper today, absolute discount!"
Then, she directed and acted as a buyer.
Crazy poking at the phone, as if it was about to twitch.