Chapter 2: The East Window Incident
It didn't take long for Lu Yun to rush to the Yuexin Palace.
"It's okay, it looks like I can still blend in." He said breathlessly.
I saw that the inside and outside of the Yuexin Palace were full of gold, and the aroma of the food overflowed, which actually diluted some of the fear in his heart.
"It's really Zhumen's wine and meat!" Lu Yun muttered to himself.
As a little eunuch at the bottom, it is enough for him to barely eat enough every day, but he doesn't dare to ask for anything else.
Craving delicacies from the mountains and seas? It's okay to wait until you become a eunuch with good rank.
"Hurry up and enter the palace, what are you doing in a daze, don't you want to be beaten?"
"Hey, come on."
Lu Yun was tapped on the shoulder, and he immediately put on a smiling face, and followed the other little eunuchs into the Yuexin Palace through the side door.
As soon as the front foot stepped into the palace gate, a refreshing fragrance suddenly came to the face.
Somehow, a stir rose in Lu Yun's heart for no reason, as if something was about to come out.
Father-in-law Zhang, who had been waiting here for a long time, glanced at them, and Orchid pointed at them, and said, "Don't wait on the sidelines!" ”
"Yes, father-in-law!"
Lu Yun took a few deep breaths and forcibly pressed the restlessness in his heart. Following the other eunuchs and palace maids, they walked to the side of the main hall and stood.
And at this time, he also saw the legendary martial concubine Niangniang.
is only thirty years old, her skin is like condensed fat, her eyes are bright, her black hair is like practice, her body is plump, and her tight-fitting clothes don't seem to be able to wrap her breasts.
Rao is Lu Yun has read countless films in his previous life, and he has to praise from the bottom of his heart: It's so beautiful!
Maybe it's because of the temperature in the hall, or maybe it's because of the alcohol. At this time, a hint of camel red climbed on her cheeks, and between her expectations, her coquettishness was fully revealed.
It's like a plump and juicy peach.
And the other four nobles she invited to the banquet were all first-class beauties, characters that are difficult to find in the world.
Although there are only five of them, they set off this place like a hundred gardens in spring, competing for beauty and dazzling.
Lu Yun pressed his heart and stood quietly, and the banquet soon came to an end.
"My sisters are leaving, and my sister is not far away." Concubine Wu stood up, and her graceful clothes seemed to be almost unable to wrap around the two peaks.
Lu Yun didn't know why, after hearing Concubine Wu's words, he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart for no reason.
"It's okay, it's not the woman just now......"
Soon, the four nobles left under the service of a team of eunuchs and palace maids, and Concubine Wu also transferred to the inner court, while Lu Yun and the others were busy under the guidance of Gonggong Zhang.
Don't look at the fact that there are only five people eating, but there are hundreds of meals, most of which only move a few chopsticks, and some don't even move.
What a waste!
As a five-good young man from the 21st century, Lu Yun is most unaccustomed to this kind of behavior!
"Woohoo!"
Suddenly, a slight sucking sound came in, and Lu Yun looked back.
Good guys, they're all stealing!
Seeing this, Lu Yun didn't care, and directly picked up a piece of shark fin and sent it to his mouth.
Well, the fragrance is overflowing, and it melts in your mouth!
Lu Yun couldn't help but tears, after coming to Daqian for so long, he finally tasted a mouthful of meat, it was not easy!
Click!
A palace maid may have been in too much of a hurry when she was stealing food, and accidentally broke a plate, which immediately attracted the attention of Father-in-law Zhang.
"A bunch of embarrassing things, don't go to the inner court to serve!"
Gonggong Zhang immediately began to roll call, and unfortunately, Lu Yun was on the list.
"I just took a bite!" Lu Yun reluctantly put down the shark fin in front of him and followed the other two little eunuchs into the inner court.
As soon as I entered the inner court, the fragrance became even stronger.
Between the breaths, there seemed to be a smell of aroma, mellow as spirits, which made Lu Yun a little dizzy.
"What's going on? Is there anything special about this scent? ”
Lu Yun controlled himself stubbornly, he didn't dare to lose his temper here at will, otherwise, he might be the second little Zhuozi.
"Xiao Yunzi, what's wrong with you?" The little eunuch beside him seemed to have noticed Lu Yun's abnormality.
I saw that he was short of breath, his cheeks were red, his forehead was covered with thick fine sweat, and his body seemed to tremble from time to time.
"No, it's fine!" Lu Yunyan said casually.
His heart was filled with fear, and what frightened him was happening.
Little by little, things that disappeared appeared.
Crash!
The inner curtain is lifted.
Concubine Wu had just finished taking a bath, she was covered in a white scarf, her smooth skin was still covered with water droplets, and her face was slightly flushed.
A pair of slender thighs, crystal clear, can be called the most perfect work of art in the world, people can't wait to get their hands on it.
It's no wonder that he can enjoy all the favors, and he has no limelight in the harem for a while.
As Concubine Wu got closer and closer, Lu Yun was horrified to find that the marks on her robe were becoming more and more obvious.
Poof!
With the sound of a layer of window paper being pierced, the symbol of the man appears again.
He turned out to be a fake eunuch!
But right now, Lu Yun didn't have time to be happy at all, if someone found out that he had brought a gun into the palace, he would be dead!
At that time, Xiao Zhuozi's fate may be better than him.
Lu Yun bent over hard, doing everything possible to hide himself.
It made him look extraordinarily humble.
But this scene looked a little strange in the eyes of Concubine Wu who had just finished bathing.
The other two little eunuchs were standing with normal court etiquette, and this was the strangest of all, the upper and lower bodies were almost at right angles.
Humility is a bit too much.
"What's your name on the leftmost one?" Concubine Wu asked lazily.
Seeing that no one replied, she couldn't help but frown.
"Hey, my mother asked you!" A small eunuch beside him touched Lu Yun with his elbow.
"Ahh
Lu Yun was excited, and subconsciously straightened his back.
At this moment, the traces on the robe were facing Concubine Wu, which was particularly conspicuous.
"Back to Niangniang, my name is ......" Lu Yun replied reflexively, until he saw Concubine Wu's shocked eyes.
Finished!
It's all over!!
She found !!
Lu Yun's pupils shook suddenly, and a layer of cold sweat instantly appeared on his back.
He resisted the urge to flee, and the whole person stood in place like a stone statue.
"What are you afraid of?" Concubine Wu's slender jade hand stretched out, and Lu Yun immediately sobered up.
I saw that she picked up Lu Yun's chin, her eyebrows and eyes secretly sent Qiu Bo, and asked lazily: "How is it, is this palace good-looking?" ”
The scarf on Concubine Wu's body was quite loose, and most of her breasts leaked out, and Lu Yun couldn't take his eyes off it at all.
"Return, go back to Niangniang's words, the little one doesn't dare!" Lu Yun couldn't say anything about the bitterness in his heart at this time.
"Really?" When Concubine Wu said this, her words changed, her bright face slowly approached, and she said with a smile: "I don't think your good brother thinks so!" ”
"If you go back to your mother, the little ones don't dare!" As soon as the words fell, the other two little eunuchs immediately knelt down, and they thought that the 'brothers' mentioned by Concubine Wu meant the two of them.
"You two go down, you don't need to serve here in this palace." Concubine Wu said lightly.
"Yes!"
The two of them retreated as if they had been pardoned, and when they left, they swept Lu Yun with a compassionate gaze.
In a huge inner court, only Lu Yun and Concubine Wu were left at this moment.
After the two little eunuchs retreated, Lu Yun was surprised to find that after such a stir just now, the symbol of the man seemed to have disappeared again.